>Gandalf the White? Gandalf the fool!
How do you respond without sounding angry?
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>Gandalf the White?
>Gandalf the White? Gandalf the fool!
How do you respond without sounding angry?
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Gandalf the Cool
I like your style
>Saruman….. you have no staff.
>but my lord you'll get sick taking that much viagra
>shut up Grima I'm getting laid tonight
Sauronman the white? Sauronman the tool!
why would you need to? its sauronman whos seething here
No it’s Aruman…of MANY COLORS!
>Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
>these are somehow "fightin words" for wizards
I love it. I need more fantasy movies or shows that aren't a deconstruction of the genre.
>Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise reject reason for madness?
AHHHHHHHHH
Mad as frick
Fool of a Took!
Gandalf said calmly
I turn black and give him a stern scolding
They mad Aragorn and Gandulf nigs in the Magic Game?
Gay
Actually they made all Rohan black, and also Galadriel, Glorfindel, Merry, and a few others black.
Sure its not just that "weathered skin" look?
>FRODO DID YOU FRICKING PUT THE RING AROUND YOUR GODDAMN FINGER YOU STUPID SHIT
>Gandalf said calmly
>We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of the Westfold, and the children that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the soldiers whose bodies were hewn even as they died against the gates of the Hornberg, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own crows...! We shall have peace.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>d-d-dotard!
Why did Saruman hate gibbets and crows so much? This line really got to him for some reason, he seemed very angry....
as an Istar he wasn't used to being insulted and talked down to
Oh yeah? How about Saruman the frick off?
Saruman the stupid!
AYO LEMME AX U SUMPTIN HOMIE, WHEN DID SARUMAN THE LIT ABANDON DOPENESS FOR WACKNESS?
>my armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!
Bilbros… our response?!
>do you have an active sex life though? or that was what the 'terrible' part was about?
*steals from you*
my hemipenes are like spears!
no coming back from that. gandalf had to leave middle earth
>woah bro don't get so sarumad
>YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Hey OP, use "mad" instead of "angry" so your post gets filtered for me next time, okay?
Holy kino
>sauruman has a chinese accent
What did they mean by this?
The jerkstore called and they're running out of you!
Saruman the STUPID b***h!
Gibbets and crows??? Dotard!
test
Saruman the straight? Saruman the gay!
SARUMAN THE STINKY