What would Saruman's rule look like if he won? The lore describes Sauron as being obsessed with order and productivity, but I feel like Saruman is more like that. We see him getting a hard-on for industry and breeding superior orcs who have a tinge of dignity about them instead of being pure brutes.
>Do you know how the Black person came to be? They were human once. Drugged by the FBI. Mutilated by the israelites. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My white-killing golem. >Whom do you serve? >BIDEN.
Name a more worthless character that has no reason for existing.
You can't.
Saurman the White.
>2ND POSTER THE FOOL
Gandalf the Cool
WE NEED MORE TIME
Gandalf the grey?
Gandalf the gay!
rude
>shadowfax?
>shadowfricks!
>saruman the nigly
>Gandalf the White?
>Gandalf the AMERICAN!
>"Gandalf the troony"
>*audible kek from wormtongue*
Bilbo? More like Dildo!
What would Saruman's rule look like if he won? The lore describes Sauron as being obsessed with order and productivity, but I feel like Saruman is more like that. We see him getting a hard-on for industry and breeding superior orcs who have a tinge of dignity about them instead of being pure brutes.
total elf death
Gay Uruk orgies. Remember how he was checking out Lurtz? He wasn't calling elven breasts perfection.
He would open the southern border to mexi-... orcs.
The wrong side won.
Saruman by that point had fallen to Sauron's influence, and what he did in Isengard was essentially a miniature version of Mordor.
>Saruman the stinky
Frodo Baggins? more like Frodo gaygins
Bilbo Baggins? Bulby Sunkin.
>Two can play at that game, Saruman the White...
Saruman the homosexual
>Saruman of many colors
lel
>be an angel send to guide the men
>have to tolerate fool of a took in your party
yeah I would be mad too
he is not sauron but he is a sauron man
>Gandalf the fo*CRACK
Nice staff, Sarusissies
>Do you know how the Black person came to be? They were human once. Drugged by the FBI. Mutilated by the israelites. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My white-killing golem.
>Whom do you serve?
>BIDEN.