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ITT: shit films Cinemaphile tricked you into thinking were good

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a foot gay: The Movie

      >We all forgot about this silly movie

      >Shitty singer starts singing out of nowhere

      Did my research, watched the theatrical versions, and it was STILL the most boring thing I've ever watched.

      (inb4 "you need to watch the sequels, then it makes sense!", no.)

      >How is this still a thing?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit how fricking stupid do you have to be to get tricked into thinking one of the worst movies ever made is good? Haha, dude, c'mon

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chinkcel detected

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quentin Tarantino has not made a good movie since Reservoir Dogs and that was a ripoff of City on Fire so really, he has never actually made anything at all

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also Blade Shitter 2049 and yeah once upon a time in Hollywood is pretty gay. I think those are the Arcane and Euphoria homosexuals who shill those movies

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good though. I liked that scene when Cliff had a friendly sparring match with Bruce Lee haha

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this movie make leftoids and zoomers seethe so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr durr seethe
      >ZOOMERS
      Its just a shit movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BRAD PITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu, Sony shill.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least the Bruce Lee was hot.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP, that was the best acting I've ever seen in my whole life.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is like a movie written by a 10 year old kid
    >OK so what if in the 70s we had this super badass guy who totally isn't my fantasy character and he's a badass army man and stunt guy and he gets all the b***hes and beats Bruce Lee and kills Satanists and prevents a race war and saves Sharon Tate and everyone loves him except buttholes
    Come on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're effeminate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can't actually bring up 1 substantive reason this movie is good, can you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The movie puts you back to an earlier and better America

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >movie sucks and is pointless but it takes place in the 70s so it's automatically BASED
            This is the most shallow hipster homosexual viewpoint you could have and yet you are calling other people onions. By your logic if this exact same movie took place in current year it would be shit, because the actual stuff that happens in the movie, it's script and characters, are shit. Tarantino wienersmokers are pathetic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, you troglodyte. A movie can be technically set in the 1970s and not put you back to the 1970s. Tarantino pulled it off and delivered his inimitable dialogues to boot. Let me just say no other movie beat OUATIH in that year. Putting Manson in a global box office hit and the lack of political correctness puts the cherry on top of the cake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >woah it's got Bruce Lee in it and everyone is rude and high
                >its just like the 70s, 10/10 nothing else matters
                >t. born in 1990

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We're you even alive in the 70s?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, but I know that dirty movies had premiers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The movie puts you back to an earlier and better America

          Chang btfo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoyed it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Effeminate homosexuals whack off to this movie
        >oh wow these trashy buttholes are so cool
        Gay as frick

        The movie puts you back to an earlier and better America

        No, it doesn't. Or at least it doesn't depict it. The past it depicts is a rancid hellhole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      great opinion my dude, looking forward to what you think when you turn 18

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >movie is called literally Once Upon A Time
      >anon is too moronic to realize its not meant to be taken as anything other than a comfy fairy tale
      this board I swear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If I wank off 60's Hollywood on purpose and call it a fairy tale, my film is immune to criticism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's frightened cope and Tarantino's entire career runs on it
          >nooo it's not shit it's ironic/homage/exaggeration, it's shit on purpose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're you even alive in the 70s?

      >woah it's got Bruce Lee in it and everyone is rude and high
      >its just like the 70s, 10/10 nothing else matters
      >t. born in 1990

      >70s
      Wrong decade, zoomies.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    comfy and cool/10

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the 9th film from Quentin Tarantino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I should have known, they are all garbage after the first one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? The first one is the worst one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I found something to like in every one except Fallout

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the Best one

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino's best by a large margin.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. It's a very enjoyable, comfy movie. Why does this have to be so complicated?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "I enjoyed it" is meaningless
      People enjoy Minions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I got filtered and it's Cinemaphile's fault
      UOATIH is unbelievably comfy

      >comfy
      There's something wrong with you if you could be comfortable watching this. This shit is gross and extremely uncomfortable to watch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can't appreciate comfyness
        ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can, that's why I hate this shit movie.

          Name one scene that's "uncomfortable" to watch.

          Every scene, the whole trash movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Name one scene that's "uncomfortable" to watch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Now I like Cassius Clay, I really do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That scene is fricking hilarious, what are you talking about

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I got filtered and it's Cinemaphile's fault
    UOATIH is unbelievably comfy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god this movie sucks so much and hipsters can't stop praising it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based trips but Drive is the best movie ever made and you can't change my mind.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time Tarantino made a good film? Django was alright, but it's probably Inglorious Bastards, and that was over a decade ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kill Bill

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did my research, watched the theatrical versions, and it was STILL the most boring thing I've ever watched.

    (inb4 "you need to watch the sequels, then it makes sense!", no.)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The beginning of an rpg is almost always the most boring part of the game.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The final third was so fricking lazy as per usual with Tarantino. He did the same thing with Inglorious Bastards and Django. Its like someone leading you through a gallery of interesting artwork or photos only to lead to you to a pile of shit.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a troony homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Numbah wan goyslop consumer redditor

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Set Design, the movie.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this film but it relies entirely on the audience having knowledge of the details of the manson murders and their relation to the cultural shift that was taking place at the time which is a huge flaw. My friend who I saw it with had no idea about any of that shit and just thought it was all completely pointless and didn't understand why margot robbie was in it at all.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only movie made since LOTR without a single gay or black person in it. Literally one of my favorite movies and that has nothing to do with how not woke it is.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh and what is entertainment to you then
    > brainwashed contrarian

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was directed by Tarantino, why did you think it would be good

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