Garth Ennis gets an extra year of life for every capeshitter that seethes at and is filtered by him lol

Garth Ennis gets an extra year of life for every capeshitter that seethes at and is filtered by him lol

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't got nothing against Ennis but the seethe over superheroes (not named Supernobody) and the IRA is a bit odd.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the Punisher based?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hammer of justice is unisex.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it evens out because he shaves off a year or two of his life every time he seethes over superheroes himself

      >seethe
      Projecting. All he ever does is say he doesn't like super hero comics because he never read their comics as a kid, and agrees that if he did read superhero comics as a kid, he'd be a fan.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >projecting
        I'd say having his OC Billy Butcher beat up a Captain America expy (only for said expy to be changed into more of Captain America for the show and basically be the only reason to watch S3 of said show) shows he has a little seethe over superheroes like Captain America.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is projecting. What you're doing is projecting. You're extrapolating the writer's intent based on nothing and projecting your own feelings onto the work to fill in the blanks. That's projecting.

          Comic Billy Butcher

          Damn. Some people are just moronic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You keep using that word like you finally learned its definition. Now look up in infer.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              fricking moron citydweller.

              These guys are the best Cinemaphile has to offer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its not really worth arguing with morons

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What you're doing is projecting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He's still writing capeshit, his capes just wear trenchcoats and swear all the time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Postal capeshit?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some shitty edgy game that Ennis fanboys read? Yeah. it is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >game
            >read

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          As capeshit as Punisher is, so yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punisher Max was fricking amazing and so was his version of Nick Fury

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one where Nick wakes up in bed with like.. 3 women? While Frank is off doing some black ops shit for him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The one where Nick Fury wants to beat the shit out of Barracuda but he knows he can't take him on because he is too old so he jumps him in the dark and bust his teeth is also great

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Barracuda
            Any time he was on my screen I kept counting the pages till Frank or someone else bust his ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is seethe against the IRA at all odd with him being a child who grew up during the troubles?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he projects it onto the whole of Ireland and on Irish republicanism.

        Ennis is a self-hating Irishman who wishes he was English.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats utter bullshit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ennis was nowhere near the area where shit was happening

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >punisher still has some loose respect for law and order
      see, this is how you know Ennis gets the Punisher whereas the guy that did the ending runs of MAX really just thought of him as a psycho who needed an excuse.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it evens out because he shaves off a year or two of his life every time he seethes over superheroes himself

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking moron citydweller.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be Ennis in the picture? It doesn't look like him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comic Billy Butcher

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day.
    All of (You) have a nice day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You first

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, frick you.

        t. capeshitter

        You really are a brainless memeing homosexual, aren't you? So brain-rotted that all that's left inside your head is stock replies. have a nice day.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Capeshitter

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Butthurt little homosexual can't even type a sentence.
            KWAB sit your ass down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. capeshitter

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PUNISHER MAX WAS F*CKING AMAZINGGGGGGGG

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes,it was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wojak
      opinion immediately disregarded

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    redditor

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your problem with Ennis again?
    He has written some of my favorite comics.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Vivziepop, he's basically a teenager that never grew up and makes incredibly immature works.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vivziepop
        I don't know what this is.
        >he's basically a teenager that never grew up and makes incredibly immature works.
        So that's an excuse to regress into infancy and throw constant tantrums?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ennis the homosexual edgelord or is that Ellis?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both and Ennis is edgier

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't a Punisher in a world with acquirable superpowers acquire superpowers? For the mission?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The the Boys comic was any good they would have used it as more than a rough outline for the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      by that logic Watchmen, Preacher, League of extraordinary gentlemen, etc. are all awful comics.

      I dont even like the boys that much but this is moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Watchmen
        Stayed as true to the comics as it could until the last minute when they decided a giant space squid would be harder to explain than just making Manhattan the villain. The TV series was Watchmen in name only and had nothing to do with the comics.
        >Preacher
        Never watched it, so you might have a point here.
        >League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
        That one was just an awful movie, comics be damned.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stayed as true to the comics as it could
          No, it changed a bunch of shit even before the ending.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the guy who Wrote The boys? I don't know what's his deal but that ending was awful, but Awful enough to instantly make me hate the whole series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending of the comic was good. It was one of the few parts I liked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the complete opposite, I had a few things I liked on the comic (not my favorite thing ever but I could enjoy it) and that ending made he feel like I wasted my time reading this shit.
        Few times you get that "I wish I never started reading this garbage" feeling

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          To me it paid off because most of what I cared about was Butcher and Hughie.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garth Ennis just likes making fun of superheroes. His mentor Pat Mills fricking HATES them and wrote a whole screed about how their a homosexual fascist fantasy the same year Watchmen came out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet he apparently respects Jim Lee and was willing to do crossovers with Marvel/DC at times (with a Batman crossover being recently cancelled)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you really blame him?
      I love superheroes but good grief

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This comic is more fun than most "fun" cape books.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches by like "I hate capeshit!" and then spend the next two decades of their career writing superhero funnybooks and pretending they're not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No but see like, in my story they're not really heroes, and they swear and have anal sex and blow up heads!
      Right. So, you wrote a dark, adult superhero story. I don't care if Superman fricks men in the ass, if he's still got a costume and superpowers, it's still a superhero comic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Preacher?
      His war comics?
      Crossed?
      He only did capeshit sans The Boys just for the pay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Boys is capes. He's written plenty of non-cape stuff, but it's impossible to deny he did a lot of cape stuff too

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sans The Boys
          And even then that his middle finger to the whole genre (which is funny because the show created an overlap between fans of the show and capeshitters)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget about The Pro. I'm sure there are other wacky "superhero parody" books from him.

        >sans The Boys
        And even then that his middle finger to the whole genre (which is funny because the show created an overlap between fans of the show and capeshitters)

        Ennis himself describes The Boys less as a critique of superheroes and more just another interpretation of "what if they were real and a total fricking nightmare?" There's definitely a lot of shitting on corporate media companies and the commercialization of the genre, but it feels more like a grim take on celebrity culture and them military industrial complex.

        Also, I don't care what any brit says: Judge Dread is a cape book.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Judge Dread is a cape book.
          Isn't that like saying Robocop is a cape series?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kind of. Though I'd say Robocop fits more into the traditional superhero category because he's an unambiguously good guy in a crappy society. Whereas Judge Dredd is just a "less bad" part of an even worse society.

            At what point do we make a distinction between "superhero/villain" and "just a guy with powers"?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are the rules?

              To be a cape character, you need:
              >A costume
              >A motif
              >Special abilities

              The Punisher is a superhero, but Charles Bronson in Deathwish is not.

              What truly makes a story a "Cape" story. I know the difference between capeshit and capekino is whether I like it or not.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                inFamous is considered a superhero game even by the devs yet Cole MacGrath doesn't have a costume
                The heroes in Heroes don't have costumes yet it was a popular show among capeshitters (until Season 2 happened)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A costume
                >A motif
                >Special abilities
                All of these descriptions could be accurately applied to Jason Voorhees and Pinhead. I guess if you wanna grasp at straws you could call them supervillain movies, but it doesn't really fit.

                Maybe it's just a feeling thing. If it "feels" like a cape story, it is. If it feels like it, it is. If it it doesn't, it isn't. Stories like Robocop and Judge Dredd tread a very fine line.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking Hell, even Alan Moore doesn't consider Hellboy capeshit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My gut says Hellboy isn't a cape story, but I could see either side of the argument.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hellboy is definitely a cape comic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The whole superhero thing is too loaded with specificity as a genre. Back in the Will Eisner days they'd call them "Costumed Adventurers" as a catch-all that included superheroes, vigilantes, space cops, Tarzan rip-offs, basically any non-historical work in which a dude dressed weird. Eisner would definitively call Hellboy a superhero because superhero basically meant it wasn't a western and it wasn't about old israelites roaming the Bronx

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being connected to/inspired by an unambiguous cape franchise is part of it. The Punisher is a product of the cape institution whereas the average vigilante movie is just a product of the action movie institutions.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much
                Take Frank out of the Marvel Universe and he'd be on par with the likes of John Wick or Max Payne
                Hell, I've seen people who detest superheroes adore Punisher MAX

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that token, how many characters could be taken our of their shared universes, altered a bit, and become non-cape stories? Could Wonder Woman become Diane, Warrior Princess? Could Batman become Agent Bruce Wayne? Could Superman become Clark Kent: Space Explorer?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the things I wish Marvel and DC would explore when adapting their characters to video games and anime is to go with the characters with the most appeal to those not into superheroes
                Plenty of people don't know The Darkness' game was adapted from a Top Cow superhero comic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Moore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is a toxic love/hate relationship with superheroes just a British thing?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alan Moore was a pretty hardcore capeshitter, but it was beat out of him over time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alan Moore was a pretty hardcore capeshitter, but it was beat out of him over time.

        Moore loves superheroes and he's pretty chill in interviews
        He just despises what the industry has become and I'm pretty sure cranky old man Moore at this point is kayfabe

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *interviews that aren't involved with the press

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moore doesn't have capeshit, he hates the industry that didn't/doesn't try to do anything new with it while abusing his fellow writers who produce products that people actually praise. See: the Watchmen sequels and making Manhattan a character for another Batman crossover event. That shit has zero artistic merit, no deeper purpose than "remember THIS character? Well now Batman is meeting him isn't that super awesome?!".

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there two Ennis threads?

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