>gay rumours start
>"oh, you know what would be really funny? If we did an episode about how good I am at eating pussy"
>gay rumours start. >"oh, you know what would be really funny?
>gay rumours start
>"oh, you know what would be really funny? If we did an episode about how good I am at eating pussy"
Is that what it was?
What did you think they were talking about?
Dance moves.
idk I am not smart at sex
the donkey punch
Got pulled off the market rather quickly.
also the "hot and heavy" episode where elaine was dating the saxophone player.... was that one about eating pussy too? when he wanted to "add something to his repertoire" but fails and loses his confidence in playing saxophone
>"hot and heavy"
I just figured that he didn't want people to think he was simping over her.
Obviously? That's why his jaw hurts and he can't play the saxophone at the end
>but fails and loses his confidence in playing saxophone
Fricking KEK. Are you all really this autistic? The joke was that he put so much effort into eating her out that it fricked up his mouth causing him to not be able to play the sax properly the next day.
I thought it was about swirling his dick or something
frick sex-havers btw
>frick sex-havers
that's usually what they do
You think guys twirl their dicks around inside veganas?
>he can't corkscrew his penis while inside her
What are you not a duck dude?
>doesn't know about the "8" move
Me too. I will never have sex.
fun fact: most girls get almost no pleasure from penetration no matter how big it is or how you use it
fun fact: I'm a gay troon with aids
newsflash: b***hes got rabies
breaking news: wienera locka
you're a moron. "can't orgasm from penetration alone" is not "no pleasure from penetration"
it's pleasurable like butt sex is pleasurable, like not really but I like to get fricked and like that you like it kind of thing
Fun fact if you eat pussy you are not a man, you are a lesbian
fun fact: not my problem
>most girls get almost no pleasure from penetration no matter how big it is or how you use it
You've been peddling this falsehood all night like a Krakow clothing merchant.
Woman absolutely cum from dick-only veganal-orgasms. Something to which you have obviously never brought a woman. Probably because you are a vile little israelite/beta to whom she is not attracted.
I just got up and I said most girls, those who do it's a psychological thing or they're anatomically so that the clitoris is being stimulated from behind (the "g" spot) and around the opening, the hole itself barely has any nerve endings when you get an inch deep into it + it's lubricated = less friction and even less sensation
They do but it's hard for many women to orgasm just from penetration. Many women never have veganal orgasms and only clitoral orgasms. Just rub the clit while you frick them.
clit=penis=gay
cut that shit off
hello muhammad
Like I care, I don't get any pleasure from anal sex but I still do it because most women dislike it
>preoccupying yourself with what women feel
doing things just because women don't like it is just as homosexual as trying to do things only because a woman might like it. either way your thoughts are turned to something that you shouldn't be thinking or worrying about either way. you are a sodomite even though it brings you no pleasure. you are the lowliest type of being.
t. yt boi w/no rizz
My gf is very lucky then
How many bulls can she handle at once?
There's no way this dork is good at fricking. I can't imagine his goofy ass has ever made a chick cum
That's pretty clever actually. Good for him. I bet he is good at it, too. Jerry is one of my five "keep 'em around" israelites, along with Rick Moranis, Mel Brooks, and.. I imagine I'll find two more someday.
Larry David for me
This thread comes across as jealous of what he got away with
That's a literal child
>literal
?
His smile eternal
She's 18 with nice breasts you sick frick!
I never got a gay vibe from Jerry.
not even after the puffy shirt?
What does sex feel like? Is it really better than masturbation?
Once you get you're wick wet, your hand is like having go back to economy from first class.
The few times I did get to stick it in I came so fast and was wracked with anxiety I can't even remember what it was like.
depends on a lot of things, like how fresh it is
the first time I was with my first gf I came in like 3 seconds
the last time I was with the same gf right before we broke up I was pumping her hard doggy style for half an hour and still couldn't make it
didn't happen btw
Depends. For pleasure alone, masturbation is better. Sex doesn’t feel as exciting imo (no endless novelty) but absolutely ploughing a chick and seeing her lose her mind with pleasure is good for the ego. Though I always feel like they enjoy the moment more than I do. A shot of whisky and walking around with a great pump and a long thick half soft wiener feeling like king shit while she lies on the bed exhausted is the better than the act itself.
Yeah I don't get it women have this dismissive attitude to sex but clearly enjoy it more. Unless they are getting a tiny dick or 2 minute coomer I suppose.
>half soft
The night I seduced a popular singer in Tokyo I came the first three times without ever stopping. We went from place to place having sex everywhere. In a netcafe, in a karaoke box, back to my place, then out again in the middle of the night for even more. We were so drunk and swampy and gross. I had natural invoked priapism and I couldn't get enough.
Once you frick high on Adderall, regular sex is boring as shit
I only did it like 4 times and got bored
But with Adderall is a whole new level
You should try it. It's impossible to cum.
Ketamina is also p good, it feels like you're floating and if you're hugging someone, the skin feels like cotton.
Hey you know what's cool? Not destroying your brain on israeli pharmaceuticals and permanently frying your dopamine receptors so you have to chase ever bigger highs in a hedonic cycle of self-destruction.
Was Jerry gay
>30’s
>neat
>single
Jerry get aids
>He gave me AIDS, Jerry!
>You have AIDS?
>I can't believe I have AIDS. My life is over.
>Well actually George, HIV/AIDS is very treatable these days. You don't have to be Magic Johnson to live a fulfilling life with it anymore.
>Huh maybe you're right, Jerry. Maybe I should move to California. You know they made it so knowingly spreading HIV is no longer a felony?
>Well there you go!
So when the guy “whipped it out” was he implying that he wanted Elaine to suck it?
That guy? Louis C.K.
What DID they do for toilet paper in the civil war?