Why would anyone be into Wolverine?
He's an overly hairy manlet that stinks like cigar 24/7 and talks like a moron.
Like shit man, even if you're a homosexual the X Men have way better options than him
Morph having a crush on Logan isn't the same as him and Logan being an item. If they have any integrity at all, they'll have Logan let Morph down gently, and say something like "Y'could do better than a hairy old troll like me."
He's the Rough "I can Fix Him" type. It's a pretty common fantasy: tough exterior, vulnerable interior. Sometimes loses his temper but would never actually hurt an innocent person. Him being short is probably the only non-conventionally attractive thing about him.
I do agree that his more odious side should be emphasized more though.
I mean, I'm not into dudes so I wouldn't know, but as far as I can tell Logan's usually described as "ruggedly handsome" in the comics. He's not a chiseled beauty like Scott, but he's not supposed to be particularly gross looking either.
As for hairy... look, some chicks dig that. It unironically used to be a sign of male sexuality, so much so that shaved chests were considered more "tame" in media, and then became more popular.
>grown adults discussing the sexual relationships of fricking drawings
that's it. kill us all. fricking kill us all right now. please kill us all. i'm tired. i'm fricking tired.
>meanwhile, (You) in the tranime threads: >Omg yes evangelion this is so profound this is nihilistic and like, nothing fricking matters oh my miyazaki doki doki wasabi holy guacamole
>hire women to write >they're all disgusting ao3 fujoshis >they try to force their gay headcanon ship between any two male characters that have any sort of banter
My boomer dad who likes marvelslop asked me to get him this, I heard Wolverine was gay so I was breaking his balls about it and he was insisting it's not true, and was all "I TOLD YOU" when wolverine wasn't gay in the first episode
Anyway I titled it this in the shared folder and now it's even funnier
I want wolverine to have crusty sex with a massive bear
And this is why no one straight talks about this homosexual ass show. All you ever get is a generic >uhm, erm, uh...its good!
Frick right off. Morph is a disgusting homosexual no one cared about and now he's center stage because of the homosexual writer. No thank you.
Unpopular opinion: I like that Morph got folded back into the team and healing is taking place. I think that's a great outcome for the shit he put up with. The whole pronouns thing though has GOT to fricking go.
>I like that Morph got folded back into the team and healing is taking place
That's such a homosexual fricking sentence. I want nothing to do with you.
That's mean. Morph literally did nothing wrong. Don't misplace your rightful hatred of DEI and tumblr b***hes onto a character that literally was just a victim through not fault of his own.
I know, anon. You have a point. Morph is a victim. I should hate the people puppeteering him as opposed to just going >Ew dude frick this character forever!
Characters can always be re-written and repackaged. That's their entire purpose. I hear where you're coming from. So specifically frick the homosexual piece of shit Xmen 97's incarnation of Morph and literally everything else.
Marvel hired him specifically because he was going to do homosexual shit like this. Then, magically, no one was fricking talking about the show because every guy heard Morph was a wienersucking homosexual homosexual and obvious self-insert for the writer. You only ever hear generic >oh, uh, it's good
Posts and that's it. No clarification, no description...the Disney shills blew all of their load on trying to keep Star Wars from getting ratio'd by the internet that productions like an animated cartoon are super low on the priority. It isn't like this show is bringing interest back to the comics or funneling people back into comic shops. "YouTube grifters" with opinions that can be bought don't go into detail over it being bad nor good. Apathy is the worst fricking thing a show can induce in the population and having a gay creator go "I'm going to gay this show up by having Morph be front and center in the series! The guy with no background so I can throw all my gay baggage into him!"
Humiliation ritual.
Logay
Downlogan
>DIS WUN ISS FER YEEEEEWWWW MOOOORPH
>and by "one" I mean my dick, it is for you.
Wtf did that Sentinel blow his face off?
>Women: you should express your feelings more
>Man: I love my best friend (like a brother)
>Women: OMG HE'S HOMOSEXUAL
the guy on the OP is the series director and he is extremely gay irl
Why would anyone be into Wolverine?
He's an overly hairy manlet that stinks like cigar 24/7 and talks like a moron.
Like shit man, even if you're a homosexual the X Men have way better options than him
>Nobody would be attracted to Wolverine
This comment brought to you by crack cocaine.
Wolverine is 5’3”
I knew this was a female "opinion". This post confirms it.
he is the gay bear steryotype
Morph has a stank fetish and likes being knocked flat by the musk.
>Why would anyone be into Wolverine?
Morph is literally just falling for the one person that shows him empathy.
Morph having a crush on Logan isn't the same as him and Logan being an item. If they have any integrity at all, they'll have Logan let Morph down gently, and say something like "Y'could do better than a hairy old troll like me."
He's the Rough "I can Fix Him" type. It's a pretty common fantasy: tough exterior, vulnerable interior. Sometimes loses his temper but would never actually hurt an innocent person. Him being short is probably the only non-conventionally attractive thing about him.
I do agree that his more odious side should be emphasized more though.
>Him being short is probably the only non-conventionally attractive thing about him.
You forgot the ugly and hairy
I mean, I'm not into dudes so I wouldn't know, but as far as I can tell Logan's usually described as "ruggedly handsome" in the comics. He's not a chiseled beauty like Scott, but he's not supposed to be particularly gross looking either.
As for hairy... look, some chicks dig that. It unironically used to be a sign of male sexuality, so much so that shaved chests were considered more "tame" in media, and then became more popular.
>having to explain the incredibly obvious homosexualry
Doesn't even have as many views as Andor.
Sad.
I think I speak for everyone when I say
>EWwww stinko de maYooo
>grown adults discussing the sexual relationships of fricking drawings
that's it. kill us all. fricking kill us all right now. please kill us all. i'm tired. i'm fricking tired.
Start by killing yourself then
why is this a thing that grown people do with their time? this infuriates me. THEY SHOULD ALL FRICKING DIE
Y u mad tho
idk. i'm very sad and hurt over my oneitis rejecting me and i'm taking it out on this dumb bullshit,.
>meanwhile, (You) in the tranime threads:
>Omg yes evangelion this is so profound this is nihilistic and like, nothing fricking matters oh my miyazaki doki doki wasabi holy guacamole
I don't know what the frick "evangelion" is.
sure, buddy.
i just looked it up, it's animayy lol. i don't watch that shit. like i don't watch cartoons like this gay shit .
Forgot to mention that I'm trans, not sure if that matters
Logan is canonically a Christian
He'd also be canonically uncircumcised. Without his healing factor, the dude would have a constant UTI.
>Logan is canonically a Christian
Lol
Lmao
Die, israelite.
>morph can turn into psylocke or any female character you want, and will never get pregnant
Chudsisters....forgive me.........
What if Morph could birth goo babies cast off from his own flesh though
>hire women to write
>they're all disgusting ao3 fujoshis
>they try to force their gay headcanon ship between any two male characters that have any sort of banter
Many such cases
In the context of the universe I don't find this gay at all. Morph is literally genderless.
What does morph look like naked in his default form? Is it all smooth down there like an action figure?
If they tried this shit with wolverine everyone would start burning down gay churches
It's literally not gay
My boomer dad who likes marvelslop asked me to get him this, I heard Wolverine was gay so I was breaking his balls about it and he was insisting it's not true, and was all "I TOLD YOU" when wolverine wasn't gay in the first episode
Anyway I titled it this in the shared folder and now it's even funnier
I want wolverine to have crusty sex with a massive bear
who? literally what? and why should i care?
also OP has anal cancer
I thought this woke crap is just a phase. an era. like the "hippie era". and it looks like it's not slowing down
Why do people need to self-insert into every form of media?
Because alphabets see not being able to rub their gross fetishes on normal people's faces as oppression
And this is why no one straight talks about this homosexual ass show. All you ever get is a generic
>uhm, erm, uh...its good!
Frick right off. Morph is a disgusting homosexual no one cared about and now he's center stage because of the homosexual writer. No thank you.
Unpopular opinion: I like that Morph got folded back into the team and healing is taking place. I think that's a great outcome for the shit he put up with. The whole pronouns thing though has GOT to fricking go.
>I like that Morph got folded back into the team and healing is taking place
That's such a homosexual fricking sentence. I want nothing to do with you.
That's mean. Morph literally did nothing wrong. Don't misplace your rightful hatred of DEI and tumblr b***hes onto a character that literally was just a victim through not fault of his own.
I know, anon. You have a point. Morph is a victim. I should hate the people puppeteering him as opposed to just going
>Ew dude frick this character forever!
Characters can always be re-written and repackaged. That's their entire purpose. I hear where you're coming from. So specifically frick the homosexual piece of shit Xmen 97's incarnation of Morph and literally everything else.
For him, meaning in his stead? WHOA DUDE, WHAT A TWIST GRAMMAR MAN.
Kill millennials.
From Christian catholic to full blown gay. They really did him dirty this time
Morph isn't male, they literally change genders. Therefore, not gay
If they fold in the Exiles backstory, Morph was born as some fat glob of protoplasm that decided it'd be a little boy.
>they
He
So what you're saying is that he's trans AND valid?
Wasn't this guy fired from X-men 97? Marvel didn't like him doing this stuff
Marvel hired him specifically because he was going to do homosexual shit like this. Then, magically, no one was fricking talking about the show because every guy heard Morph was a wienersucking homosexual homosexual and obvious self-insert for the writer. You only ever hear generic
>oh, uh, it's good
Posts and that's it. No clarification, no description...the Disney shills blew all of their load on trying to keep Star Wars from getting ratio'd by the internet that productions like an animated cartoon are super low on the priority. It isn't like this show is bringing interest back to the comics or funneling people back into comic shops. "YouTube grifters" with opinions that can be bought don't go into detail over it being bad nor good. Apathy is the worst fricking thing a show can induce in the population and having a gay creator go "I'm going to gay this show up by having Morph be front and center in the series! The guy with no background so I can throw all my gay baggage into him!"
No thank you.
Morph can morph into literally anyone. Imagine. 18 year old hillary clinton