What do you think of the career of English actress Gemma Arterton Cinemaphile? I'm hoping we can use this thread to maybe point a FINGER at her best acting role. I know some think she's bit of a SLOPPY actress but I just think she's hasn't gotten the chance to give us a TASTE of her real talent. What are your thoughts?
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I don't get it
Arterton has spent her career SPREADING joy and entertainment to audiences while acting in some of the greatest CLIMAXES that the dramatists of the world have to offer
Whh is there either a computer mouse or a giant slug on the floor in front of her? Neither should be on the floor like that.
It's an old doorstop you moron. Probably staying in a bed and breakfast or hotel that doesn't want the door slamming into the mirror.
looks like a closet
Is all about clit rubbing? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? Why did no one say anything 🙁
>he skipped clit classes
Do the alphabet on it, observe responses, then cycle back to the best letters. Repeat.
>t. loser neet millennial, but have actually touched a girl more than once
Probably looks like your mum now
>inb4 oh goooood
There's no doubt that she's aged and her star has fallen a bit, inhabiting the NETHER REGIONS of the "formerly famous." Regardless, she can still reflect on a strong career of bringing PLEASURE to audiences, castmates, and HERSELF.
Not as good without the audio
Women jerking off is so gross and cringe.
post video of you jerking off and we'll see which one is more disgusting
Thank god someone said it
anyone jerking off is cringe, men jerking off looks moronic as frick.
You are gayer than AIDS.
>t. ass ramming homosexual
is she ok?
little Death claimed her.
This vs the Abigail Spencer video, who wins?
Us degenerates that's who!
Abi Spencer is far more distinct & clear
But does she dirty talk in an English accent? I didn't think so. Gemma Arterton's is far superior
>Abigail Spencer
Who the frick is Abigail Spencer
>tastes her own juices
women are disgusting
biggest gay award
winner = you
Do you think a woman would find it hot if you licked up your cum? It's gross.
A b***h has snowballed me it was hot as frick
At least you doubled down and made it interesting. You sort of have to commit to the snowball if you do that.
Hi Tom, did you ever try it with Shiv?
There has never been a firster post that was bester. I fricking kneel.
She's a literal fertility Goddess.
PLAP PLAP chad must be asleep right now. He'd plap post to this.
could be closer to the mirror tbh
I KNOW RIGHT!?
>Showing her wet fingers off
>licking her fingers
>decides to become an independent director
>stars in her own short films
>delivers two high level kinographies in the form of Fingers in the Mirror, and The Bathtub Diary
>leaves
what did she mean by this
Honestly?
I can watch the mirror one all day, but the bathtub one makes me uncomfortable as frick, I guess a video message in which she just talks about her day is a kind of intimate that makes me feel bad for intruding.
Suicidebros
>it’s always the jerking off video that gets posted
>the one where she just talks in the bathtub while showing off her breasts is so easily forgotten
am I alone here if Im more into subtle, comfy directing approaches
I haven't even heard of this kino unlike her more popular role, will check it out
I can jerk off to the finger video but the bath one forces me to confront my loneliness and lack of emotional connection and makes me want to kill myself.
>37 years
Oh please let me father your children.
>Oh please let me father your children.
She has a kid. And a husband.
her skin is so sexy to me idk how to explain it
do you want to wear it?
No it has a leathery texture that makes me want to rub my wiener on it (but not leathery in a bad way)
in that case, carry on old bean
Scumbag feminist.
>going against muh rules and daring to doubly offend troony jannies
I KNEEL. Based and kingpilled
She was so hot in Prince of Persia.
That's because the filmmakers had a gopher on her at all times policing her diet and exercise.
The hottest she's ever been was Byzantium. Pretty decent film, too.
No, the hottest she's ever been was that film where she's kidnapped and is topless wearing a ball gag.
Just think what she could have accomplished with the original twelve fingers
>take a nap
>it's still up
absolute state of jannies
Come on, man. Jannies need to rub one out as well.
I THINK you should STICK your lame ideas UP your ass you stupid vegana, to be BRUTALLY honest
are there any good HQ screencaps or btw images of gemma from the kingsman prequel in all that leather after she gets gooped on at the end? please i beg you kind sirs
>no audio
Without her gasping about her wet pussy in her british accent this is literally worthless that shit is an instacum trigger
where is janny he ded?
it's spoilered and on topic they may not care
it's not like they're not busy with all the morons spamming random porn and off topic threads 24/7
>"...your...hard wiener"
My dick ecplodes every tim
what a woman
Turbobased fpbp. You might get slained by the cowardly jannie, but your place in Valhalla is well earned.
I want Gemma to do an erotic thriller where she seduces, dominates, and fricks Bunny.
She's walled and fat now
>She's walled and fat now
Is she really? So sad.
She's literally not
You lied! She looks great, you piece of shit!
>Deviantart architect morph within the first 10 results
Nice to see Google isn't totally sanitized yet
>I want Gemma to do an erotic thriller where she seduces, dominates, and fricks Bunny.
>In a 2015 interview with the Independent newspaper, Arterton stated that she was the director Jonathan Glazer's choice for the lead role in his movie Under the Skin. Glazer, however, was forced to recast because Arterton was not famous enough for the film to secure financing.
Were were robbed of nude kino in favor of that israeli bull dyke scarlett johansson
Is it true that she is bi and fricks her female co-stars?
ghey
I miss her.
The Lara we will never have, we've been robbed.
It's not too late.
>JANNY, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
Sound?
no sound on (almost) all Cinemaphile boards newbie
>phoneposter
Frick off zoomer
Alright, you frickers. You screwheads.
https://www.camprostitutes.tv/videos/8135059/gemma-arterton-bathroom-masturbation/
Bless ye.
Well, it appears I just jerked off furiously to a man. I'm going to collect my thoughts, do a bit of soulsearching...and will probably do it again.
Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c**ts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up
Didn't realize she was so freaky.
>Submitted: 1 year ago
>still up 10 hours later
A great service to us all
One of the best posts to ever be first posts
ive busted to this set so many fricking times it's unreal
i don't understand
you can get roles after this?
That's a man
If that's a a man then I'll be the gayest homosexual that has ever been a homo.
I met her once at the park when my dog started playing with her puppy, she asked me for a shit bag. Very sweet.
rub..
rub... rub..rub
...rubrurbrbrubRUBRURBRUBRURBRURBRURBRURBRURBRURBRURBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRR
This Wimbledon appearance was so fricking cute it's unreal
Nipples yum
>it's still up
did we finally get a janny that isn't a homosexual? thank god if that's true
he probably didn't get paid today and decided to riot
>tfw hotpocket withdrawals
Imagine her being your mom and she catches you jacking off
She just have birth to a son last christmas, this is now a realistic scenario...
what are you implying here?
>where did you learn this?
>I learned it by watching you!
any pics of her with her mouth open and spit strings?
reply to my post
got you covered bro
dishonest cinema
Back to the troony-loving film general with you.
In a fair world Gemma would have won best actress and directing with this kino.
No, if you look closely you can see there is no involuntary back arching or pussy clamping or squirting. This is dishonest cinema.
I think she's sexy as hell, but this legit grossed me out.
she's a beautiful actress with amazing face and breasts, why did she choose the worst angle possible to shaky cam her vegana rub session, showing almost nothing in terrible lighting?
is she a fricking hack?
Every actor secretly wants to be a director, but not all of them are cut out for it sadly
Who the frick was she sending that video to?
her secret 17 years 364 day 23 hours and 59 min year old son
Me
Hayley Atwell
wheres the sound ver
Can I get a quick rub down of that video
women hate me for no reason
You are either fat, unmotivated, not charismatic, not confident, or not funny. Fix any of these things and your luck will change.
i'm none of those, they just hate me for absolutely no reason
Give it some time kid you're still young.
Do you think her big mommy breasts are soft or firm?
...why is this so offputting. She is a goddess but this is ...
Because you don't really want to frick her tbh.
Her dark brown nippie
>went to bed
>slept 8 hours
>wake up
>coffee
>newspaper
>Headline: Cinemaphile blue-board more based than ever
A fine day to be alive.
>Cinemaphile starting to get contrarian about Gemma's kinographies
lmao, so predictable
he received the payment
it's over
where do i find the video lads
Read the thread. There's a link. Do people just not read threads anymore?
You could have just linked it for him. It only took like one second.
The person literally above me and below him already did link to it.
>Came across this thread
>About post "DON'T POST IT"
>Someone already posted it
I was too late...
*live hiro reaction*
Apple's to organisms.
What a perfect woman
Wait is that really her? She get hacked?
Her name is Gemma Arterton
Apocalypse waifu