Gen Alpha and late zoomer brainrot

Gen Alpha and late zoomer brainrot

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this shit so popular?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the comments
      dude has a billion bots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >robots fighting weird monsters
      What a complete mystery

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Episodes are extremely short, so people with shitty attention spans can sit through it
      >the "shock"/absurdity of it draws attention from normies
      >no language barrier, so zoomers from third world countries can also watch it
      >lots of action and explosions, and an ongoing plot for people that are into those things
      I can see why.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its crude humour, and a lot of it takes inspiration from the 90s/2000s cartoon network/nick cartoon gags

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exploitation of Youtube shorts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated this little shit like you wouldn't believe. Glad she feel into irrelevancy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste, low standards and wet brain dementia. The three things Gen Alpha and zoomers share.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    catalog, fricker

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are starting to sound like an old man. And you're telling me on the crap on newgrounds was better the squirrel animal babies Kermit the frog versus that guy the Amish farmer animator come on your crap is as crappy as all the other crap you just old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Its old guys losing their sense of playfulness and feeling superior for it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And you're telling me on the crap on newgrounds was better
      Yeah somewhat. Even if it was animated by noobs who just learned how to use flash.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's a case of this weird agitation that SFM animations, something that's been around for years, is just like...being seen as something new? I'm agitated at the zoomers for liking it and the internet boomers for not realizing it's the same dumb SFM shit we've been watching for like a decade.

      I don't know, I just get irked.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers legitimately have no concept of history either in a real wide sense or a narrow sense (like internet stuff) because they're raised by youtube and social media. Like that summer 1998 thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My problem isn't the concept, it's the marketing, and the fact that so many normalgays are talking about it,
      There's no difference from the stupid gmod/tf2 animations or whatever newgrounds crap was popular amongst users, but you wouldn't have news sites doing live reports on Heavy's Birthday, 1 month after its release. For once the stupid zoomers aren't the problem, it's how easily talked about it is. Why can I go to the grocery and here a 45 year old mom complain about Skibidi Toilet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        well maybe if that 45 year old mom got off tiktok she wouldn't have to see it seriously it's bizarre we're all disconnected from each other because we're always on phones and computers and yet because we're all on the internet we're connected to each other at all times so the solution is to not use social media yet people refuse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, because the internet is a different beast compared to "our" era of gmod/newgrounds/ytmnd content. Back then, communities were smaller, the internet was smaller, and was seen as this sort of weird niche thing with content inside of it not making it out to IRL because it was weird and niche.
        Now the internet is completely and utterly saturated in our lives, through social media and complete integration with every handheld device- it's nearly impossible to escape it. So of course things like skibidi toilet feel more saturated.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's nearly impossible to escape it.
          It's really not, although some parties strive to give that impression. I don't know even really know what skibbidi toilet is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You guys are starting to sound like an old man. And you're telling me on the crap on newgrounds was better the squirrel animal babies Kermit the frog versus that guy the Amish farmer animator come on your crap is as crappy as all the other crap you just old
      some of it was mildly clever from time to time. I haven't watched this thing because it sounds dumb but if zoomers like I don't mind that they do, it's not like society's standards were ever high anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kermit the frog versus that guy
      i can't believe someone else remembers kermit kombat. i mean it has almost a milliom views on newgrounds, but i can't find it on youtube and never seen anyone else mention it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are barking at the wrong tree my friend
      People complaining have always been industry shills
      They are the kind of people who hated YouTube poops until they saw other people talk highly of them then they were super into YouTube poops but only like the milder ones
      It's the kind of people who never went to new grounds but heard about some big names coming from newgrounds so they use newgrounds animation as a standard of quality
      It's not old out of touch people, it's people who have always been old and out of touch their entire lives

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's right lmao
      i can't even watch the same old YTP i loved as a kid now. Found out that walrusguy did a new one recently, couldn't sit through 30 seconds of it without physical cringe. Times change, we evolve our humor. Kids and teenagers have to go through their awkward phase before they can make anything of value.
      The sad thing is watching millennials and late zoomers that never grew out of it, and grew jaded thinking their shit is the hottest out of everyone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just turned 26 and don't get why people hate it so much, the action is fun, and it reminds me of old gmod videos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason the Grampa Simpson curse is just unavoidable for some people.

        I don't know how any functioning human from my generation can unironically criticise younger generations for being different.
        It's a well known phenomena that trends change, and everyone should be aware of it by now. It takes an astounding lack of self-reflection to not get that, that it is only explained with the conclusion these people simply lack intelligence. They're just fricking stupid. There's some fundamental equality of sapience and perspective that they are utterly deficient in, when they say "gen Alpha is doomed lmao!!!!!" and they aren't being ironic, they actually think their moronic generation of emo hair and newgrounds cartoons is fine but GMOD toilets cross the line.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >For some reason the Grampa Simpson curse is just unavoidable for some people.
          Why don't they just do the chad embrace their age instead of coping? I already don't understand all that tic tock shit but accept that, and I adopted from my grandfather replying solely in emojis.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know how any functioning human from my generation can unironically criticise younger generations for being different.

          Lmao, because we were worse than the generation before us too. And the generation before us was worse than the generation before that.

          It’s simple, it’s not hypocrisy, things are simply getting worse. The faster you can admit that, the faster you’ll stop being so confused and befuddled.

          Skibidi toilet is fricking ear rape with toilets exploding with zero jokes. It’s cloverfield with toilets. It is not like old GMOD videos, there are several distinct differences that have been listed ad nasuem in this very thread. You’re just so fricking stupid that your brain instantly snaps back to “nope it’s the same! WHY oh WHY can’t boomers just stop criticizing younger generations?” Rock and roll led to mass drug abuse and now decades later entire cities are crumbling under fentanyl and heroin, instead of broadly proclaiming that they were somehow ignorant and prejudiced, perhaps you take a less black and white approach and come at the issue with a little more nuance. Some of the things people hated younger generations for were completely right on the money, others not so much.

          Anyone with a lick of self honesty can look at these toilet head videos and see something stupid is happening, do you SEE anybody complaining about OTHER recently made GMOD videos? No, you don’t.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >do you SEE anybody complaining about OTHER recently made GMOD videos? No, you don’t.
            Because they aren't popular and the Cinemaphile algorithm hasn't command you to hate them yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. terminally online discord groomer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's pretty telling that the only "defense" for this clearly astroturfed garbage is that any detractors are just old men complaining about kids when they had Gmod crap too. Is it really that hard to admit that something is being boosted by the algorthim?

      These posts were written by the same user.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% yes, is there good Gmod animation out there? maybe, this is not one of them, is there shitty newgrounds stuff out there. You bet your ass, but there is also really good shit. Shitty YTP? more than you can count, but there is also really good stuff. It's using the exact same shitty humor with LOUD SPEAKER DESTROYING SOUND. Utter dogshit,

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poasting in a schizo thread.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Madness Combat cause the death of all culture? No? Okay I think we're fine

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh forced amerifat zoomer meme
    Can you fricking hurry up and die of diabetes already you fat brown c**t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you from?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never answered

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so obsessed with pants shitting americans that he thinks the zoomer term isn't used by other turd world countries

      Cry harder zoom zoom lol, besides im from Belgium

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir!

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it was always lame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now let's make a thousand chapters, and all of them are gonna get massive attention

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jealousy much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It do be like that though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gmod humor
      >couple of those videos are sfm shit
      >they weren't beaten like a dead horse like skibidi toilet (i.e. an entire fricking series)
      >le basedjak maymay

      Might as well put Idiot Box or Moments with Heavy on there while you're at it you tard.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only true Is that it bothers people because it's popular, if it was it's own little niche you wouldn't get mad. People enjoy liking obscure things and dislike common knowledge things because that includes fans they may dislike as well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, absolutely, this is turning into Old Man Yells at Cloud.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    engina was dumber

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=LXi2TnN2MV8VX4sE
    This is now Good/ SFM animation thread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the person who made this popular before?

      Yes
      If you check their channel they have a handful of SFM videos with millions of views years before shorts were even a thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about a goofy GMOD western spoof that turns out to be a psycho-thriller in disguise, made by the same studio as Murder Drones?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. This is unfunny crap that's not at all like humor before.
    Clearly we need to put toggle thrusters on a combine ragdoll's limbs, make them invisible, turn them on, and play Chacarron Macarron over it.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Zoomer friends showed me this and I think part of the appeal is being introduced to the most annoying thing in the world and then seeing that thing get its shit kicked in for 50+ episodes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's actually satisfying seeing the giant mechas stomp the fricking toilets.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the escalation, shit gets grim and they introduce another type of fighter/group.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarianism has poisoned my soul

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the person who made this popular before?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    somehow manages to be zoomer/alpha brainrot and king shit at the same time.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skibidi Toilet has, like, a plot and tries to take itself seriously as it goes on. I don't recall the Gmod Idiot Box ever being anything more than dumb nonsense.
    That, to me, is what makes Skibidi Toilet so cringe. It's pretentious and trying to be more than it is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The plot isn't serious. For frick sakes it is about robots fighting toilets. If it was trying to be pretentious we would have had dialogue or narration telling us how deep it all is by now. The premise is the same. Real pretentiousness is Helluva Boss. The show deviated so much from its initial pitch into a shitty gay soap opera that is obviously a self insert from the writers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't recall the Gmod Idiot Box ever being anything more than dumb nonsense.
      Idiot box has at least 3 plots going on throughout the series outside of the skits. Theres the boschitt gets a new face plot, the gordan freeman trying to kill metrocop plot, and then boschitts struggle to get a new computer plot. Inside the skits there is the growing relationship between chuckles the cheat and dr. Hax as well. Watch all 15 episodes again and then report back here.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gen Alpha and late zoomer brainrot
    >implying this is any different:

    %3D

    %3D

    %3D

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's absolutely completely different, homosexual. Those are good and from a time when I was younger which makes everything good. Now that I'm older everything is troony shit destroying all that I love and hold dear.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bring you all those easy-to-replicate may mays that always end up being flooded by 7 year olds.

    from Mr Incredible uncanny to EAS scenarios to Pibby shit to whatever creepypasta recreation

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biden needs to authorize the hunt for Gen Z and Alpha kids. Don't know how Gen. Beta will turn out, but I'll take my chances.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no zoomers means no gen beta

      congrats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we should murder boomers instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're already ascended you mean generation x you dummy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There still are lot of boomers who arent abused by their nurses and we need to change that

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a STBlackST zoomie myself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STMidST
      really? the guy who does the most stale possible version of gmod animation, making essentially the same video over and over with FOTM maymays and no plot?
      his picture might as well be in the dictionary next to "Uninspired"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and no plot
        i'm pretty sure there's a loose continuity and there was that whole story arc with the time traveling soldier and the evil cakes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hmph his videos are all the same! sex joke music parody and fight scene blah blah blah
        well I like it anyways so I don't care

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really any worse than the youtube poops we watched as kids?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this worse than "Drink Bleach My Crippling Depression Cancer XDDD"?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we are in the Cinemaphile or Complaining, and a contrarian board

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the boards got a little too unified in hating the generation that ruined America so for the last few years now there's been a hard pivot to turn everyone born after 1990 against each other

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with tv

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gmod shitposts are le bad because of my heckin zoom zooms and Genalfas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need my manufactured generational conflict for (you)s, shush

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad because it's shilled aggressively by said annoying zoomers and alphas as well as a soulless algorithm. Popularity is no longer organic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, everything I like that is popular is organic, everything I hate that is popular is forced and artificial.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People comparing this to early Gmod videos are being completely disingenuous and arguing in bad faith.
    >Early Gmod videos
    Individual videos that were entirely self-contained jokes, sometimes caught on with other creators and were spread around through osmosis
    >Skibbedi toilet
    Intentionally made as a series of videos short enough to play into youtube's algorithm, the same exact joke from the same exact creator over and over, tries to be serious with lore and recurring characters.

    And don't even give me that "nobody cares about the lore, there's not really much lore" shit either when there are thousands of videos dissecting the lore. Disingenuous motherfrickers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah what's weird about skibidi toilet is how fricking dated it is because it IS the same old gmod shit.
      The only difference is doing a series of shorts with a spy vs spy setup
      Any lore wank is just an audience of kids being annoying kids

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Part of what makes Skibbedi so repulsive isn't just that its crap, but that its crap designed to check as many 'the internet will go crazy for this!' boxes as possible. Its a virus engineered in a lab, designed to be contagious.

      There is a reason this went from a thing no one knew existed to a thing where conversation about it was *fricking inescapable* in like 2 days.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the dude behind it churning out shit like this for fricking years before this one randomly took off?
        Really doesn't sound like it was as contrived as you're saying it is. In fact I think part of the popularity is that the idea of making this dumb shit super popular and taking it seriously is inherently absurd

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Agreed. Part of what makes Skibbedi so repulsive isn't just that its crap, but that its crap designed to check as many 'the internet will go crazy for this!' boxes as possible
        That part. As crazy as it sounds, this meme looks astroturfed as frick. I guess that's the only way to get something popular these days: Pay as many people as possible to talk about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because some butthole makes a video discussing the "lore" doesn't mean it's actually there. morons on the internet have a habit of inventing shit when there is nothing deep at all.
      >Verification not required
      Even captcha agrees.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally a thread up right now about it talking about the lore in the first sentence, and those videos wouldn't have hundreds of thousands if not millions of views if people weren't interested. Go frick yourself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because people just make videos without any audience right? And nobody's discussed the lore on this very board before right? He's right, you're being extremely disingenuous.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is disingenuous.
      What happened is this guy was making short self-contained jokes because it was just the standard GMOD shit. BUT, one went viral. So he made more like it. And more. And more. Because that's what you do to make the most of your 15 minutes. Sometimes that can propel you further into other better things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who specified early?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes caught on with other creators
      Bullshit. Short-compilation clips where what the algorithm spread back then.
      >t. mingebag for several years

      >there are thousands of videos dissecting the lore.
      Implying channels like Game Theory or any of those gay iCebErG eXplAiNeD videos don't popularize on 2deep4u headcanons by making shit up...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Intentionally made as a series of videos short enough to play into youtube's algorithm, the same exact joke from the same exact creator over and over, tries to be serious with lore and recurring characters.
      I know it's not technically Gmod but it's gmod-adjacent

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy was lucky enough to catch the algo and talented enough to capitalize on it. I'm not going to begrudge him for it. I'm sure he's making lots of money doing something he likes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, and if he does hate making it, at least he's making the most of it. The series will end at some point, might as well ride the money train for the time being.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't just make a series!
      Why?
      >it's about lore, look at these videos discussing lore!
      What does that have to do with the official stuff?
      Can you think for yourself?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao old ass decrepit fricks, look at yourselves
    you have straight up become the boomers whining about them kids these days

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People give boomers shit for whining about the younger generations' attitudes even though when boomers were their age the conditions in question were better. We millennials and Xers have watched the internet transformed into a corporatised, sensationalised, malevolent cesspool that drives people nuts. Maybe spare some sympathy for the youths of the internet rather than b***hing about memes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except we also get to blame the boomers for the internet becoming a cognitohazard, because they took something they didn't understand and tried to twist it into a tool to serve them and this unhinged mess is the result. Nobody in my generation wanted the internet to turn out like this, because we fricking lived there. It was forced down on us from on high, corporations and the platforms they controlled trying to brainwash as many people as possible into loyal fanatics with as little work as it took, just let the computers do it for us, what do you mean we don't know what the computers are doing? And now perception of reality is broken because depending on what services you are subscribed to because the algorithms will make you a bespoke reality to live in where you never have to hear a fact that disagrees with your worldview unless you talk to a real human bean, and why would you want to do that when Youtube loves you? Twitter is your community. You can trust Facebook.
        Greedy boomers thought they wanted this because they would be in control. But the results are not what anyone, even they, wanted.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it was our doing. The point is zoomers have inherited a fricked up situation same as the rest of us.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We millennials and Xers have watched the internet transformed into a corporatised, sensationalised, malevolent cesspool that drives people nuts
        anon you milenials are the main reason its so shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most millenials aren't old enough to have presided over the enshittification, as that other anon remarked we just lived here. I'll give you Zuckerberg but he's among the youngest of our corporate overlords and among the oldest millennials. So if we're doing gen wars we can mostly pass the buck to Gen X and back, though obviously we would have fricked it up too if we were in charge. The meaningful differences are between users and commodifiers, and between those who see the current internet as a fail state and those to whom it's the norm. Are you boomboom or zoomzoom?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            zoom zoom , I just see milenial cultrue as a cancer and a big reason why the internet is such a shithole, I think that people overplay algorithims as the cause of this internet problems. kind of pains me that most zoom zooms agree and acept millenial culture.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're the same culture. Terminally online late millennials might as well be zoomers and vice versa in terms of visible online behaviour, just swap out specific memes and details. As for the culture ruining the internet rather than vice versa, for the most part I don't see it, but perhaps you'd like to give your perspective. What do you consider to be "millennial culture"?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just see milenial cultrue
              What would you define that as? Or at least give examples.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that zoomers are pretending they didn't watch dumber shit because they can't understand why little kids are into this. I was watching terrible shit on newgrounds.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      first post in this thread to understand that this isn't even a zoomer thing, this is near 100% gen alpha and most of the people complaining about it are probably zoomers feeling old for the first time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers are all young adults now. By a stretch some might be just leaving high school. Some people still want to use zoomer to mean "kids" but millenials are in the 30s and 40s. There are already zoomers with mid 20s early back trouble.

        They're old enough to recognize cringe in the shit kids are into, but not old enough to realize they were cringe once too.

        Time makes fools of us all.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers are all young adults now
          Barely half of them are, zoomers are 1997-2012

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >amerimutt definition of zoomer
            lmao it's 1995 - 2009, get bent turd world mutt.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where are you from?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The generational divides were created for Americans, you're literally using an American term to define yourself and getting mad at Americans for using it. Your brain is utterly Americanized lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no it's an amerimutt thing guizz
                Generations were used since the days of the Roman Empire AKA long before America was founded, dumb Amerimutt, not surprised you don't know this cuz mutts don't know history lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You gonna keep dodging or are you going to tell us where you’re from? Or are you too ashamed?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man you're moronic. Generations are not an American concept but the generational terms that are the most widespread like baby boomers, gen x, millenials, etc, are mostly of American origin. I think Gen Alpha is the one exception, coming from an Aussie.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no no i wass asckshulyy talking about the terminolgy!!!
                Auslards are as moronic as Amerilards. Who knew?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomers are all young adults now
              Barely half of them are, zoomers are 1997-2012

              Rigid year divides tend to be moronic. What really defines your generation is what was your shared experiences during your formative years. Which usually is whatever tech was around

              If you finished grade school before smart devices became the norm, you are a millennial or older. Millenials can also be described with the rise of the internet when they were young

              If smartphone arised while you were already in grade school you're a zoomer.

              If smart devices were already compulsory and you had an iPad in your hands before you started school, you're gen alpha.

              Simple as.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can't recall ever not having a home computer, but the first iphone didn't release until i was in middle school. i feel like i haven't got much in common with millenials, culturally.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                From my experiences as a zoomer that sounds pretty consistent with how we grew up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't work like that you moronic amerimutt. By your moronic logic, the millennial generation would be 7 years short, when generations in general is 15 years (this excludes the silent gen and baby boomers)

                More proof that Amerimutts are morons when it comes to generations.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic? Where did you get 7 years from when I clearly didn't give an upper bound on the age of millenials? The only thing implied is that millenials likely graduated highschool roughly before 2012. Show me how you got 7 years from that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said quote
                >If smartphone arised while you were already in grade school you're a zoomer.
                That would mean anyone born in 1989/90 and onwards is a zoomer since the smartphone craze took off when they were in grade school at the time, i.e. 2007. The Millennial generation starts in 1981 (according to the amerimutt definition of the generation), so that would mean, by your moronic logic that millennials would be 1981 to 1988, 7 years because HURR DURR anyone who was in already in school when smartphone arised means your a HERP DERP ZOOM ZOOM. Fricking moron. I knew you Americans were slow, but not this fricking slow.

                no shit all these generational labels were meant for America first and foremost, if you want to do what your country does and go by how bountiful the average rutabaga harvests were from decade to decade go on ahead, but don't expect this largely American website to know what the frick you're talking about.

                >largely Amerimutt website
                >Muttgay doesn't know
                LOL

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yet another deranged third-worlder barking at his American owners
                lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh no my laughing stock of a country that puts it's big fat face in everything is being made fun of by another country
                >must be obsessed!!! *sharts out his mcdonalds big mac*

                Every single time LOL

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where are you from?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We get it, your work visa was declined. I'm sorry immigration didn't think "shitposter" was a job, but believe me that our liberals are trying to fix that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the smartphone craze took off when they were in grade school at the time, i.e. 2007.
                No, smartphones were created in 2007. They did not become the norm until around 2012 which is what I'm referring to. Even later in the irrelevant turd world countries you keep wanting to refer to. I guarantee you in the average high school class in 2007/8 probably only a quarter or less of students actively had smart phones. By 2012 probably just more than half would. That's what I mean by "arise." Which roughly puts zoomers between the years of 1995 and 2008 but not strictly equal to those. So if by extension you want to assume millenials starts at '81, that makes their range about '81 to '94 which often most would agree with.
                >The Millennial generation starts in 1981
                I don't care when millenials start because that's irrelevant to what's being talked about in the thread. Aside from this, you earlier said
                >when generations in general is 15 years
                But big whoop. Generations are gonna slowly shrink in length as revolutionary changes in technology get more and more frequent. Baby boomer and silent generation were longer cuz less nothing was happening at the time. Sticking to 15 years is a useless measure because if two people within the same 15 year span grow up in completely different societal eras, it makes the whole point of "generation" meaningless. I'd wager the people who can even reasonably be called "gen alpha" are already all born and we've moved onto a new generation by now

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too long; didn't read. Your definitions are moronic. Amerimutts over complicate such a simple concept as usual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no no i wass asckshulyy talking about the terminolgy!!!
                Auslards are as moronic as Amerilards. Who knew?

                I count three embarrassingly stupid mistakes in two posts despite a reasonable command of English, this is a troll if that wasn't already obvious to anyone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no shit all these generational labels were meant for America first and foremost, if you want to do what your country does and go by how bountiful the average rutabaga harvests were from decade to decade go on ahead, but don't expect this largely American website to know what the frick you're talking about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      first post in this thread to understand that this isn't even a zoomer thing, this is near 100% gen alpha and most of the people complaining about it are probably zoomers feeling old for the first time

      >Zoomers spend their whole lives b***hing about le boomers
      >Finally grow up and encounter something they don't understand
      >"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRICKING KIDS THESE DAYS"
      Just like actual Baby Boomers, and Gen X, and the Silent Generation before them. Millennials seem to be the only generation that broke the "Muh old people" cycle but they still fell for the "Muh young people" thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Millennials seem to be the only generation that broke the "Muh old people" cycle

        Bullshit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I rarely saw Millennials b***h about old people, it was almost always directed towards young people. Zoomers seem far more obsessed with Boomers than Millennials were, which is ironic since a lot of Millennials had actual Boomer parents. They really fricking hated younger people though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Millennials and boomers are (or were) constantly at each others necks about each others flaws. Boomers will say millennials were lazy and slack so much (which they do), and millennials will retaliate and say that boomers are draft dodgers and war mongers (which they are). To be fair, boomers always start the fights, the other generation will just fight back as usual. They've done it with Gen X, Y, and Z. They now have zoomers in their line of sight because they're currently the youngest generation coming of age.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              (american) boomers grew up in the most prosperous period of human history and now act like they had it rough, they have spent their whole adult lives LARPing as greatest generation

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(american) boomers grew up in the most prosperous period of human history and now act like they had it rough
                Are you under the impression that 1950-1990 was all indistinguishable from Leave It to Beaver or something? A lot of very bad shit happened in the interim. Just the fact that millennials have never had to deal with the fear of getting drafted makes our lives unquestionably better.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah this, everyone seems to forget that Boomers came of age during the 1970s when the floor completely fell out from American society and things were so bad the Soviet Union actually thought the US was about to collapse into civil war. Even the first half of the 80s were pretty fricking bleak and everyone forgets about that for the latter half of the decade. Boomers saw some shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          yeah i'm calling bullshit on that, millennials b***hed about gen Z to no end for the same exact shit they did as kids
          they literally invented the name "zoomer" just to shit on us

          I can't tell you how many times I've seen Millennials talk about how they were the "last" of some cultural continuum and couldn't relate to younger people at all but got along fine with anyone older than themselves. Like it's a recurring talking point they constantly bring up. When it comes to complaining about Gen Z they do it in spades, but I almost never saw Millennials complaining about older people.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I've seen Millennials talk about how they were the "last" of some cultural continuum and couldn't relate to younger people at all but got along fine with anyone older than themselves.
            That's older millennials, they're often weirdly nostalgic washed up manchildren and I dont think the last five years of millennials can relate to them much

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Millennials seem to be the only generation that broke the "Muh old people" cycle

        Bullshit.

        yeah i'm calling bullshit on that, millennials b***hed about gen Z to no end for the same exact shit they did as kids
        they literally invented the name "zoomer" just to shit on us

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally said they fell victim to the "Muh young people" thing though, it's specifically older people that Millennials didn't b***h about as much and often sympathized with. They fricking hated Zoomers right out of the gate and I'm absolutely not denying that, it just makes them seem slightly less hypocritical since they weren't b***hing about old people the whole time too.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the majority of generational feuding i see online is between boomers and millennials

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mostly see Boomers complaining about Millennials but not the other way around, and even conflating Zoomers with Millennials in the same way Zoomers conflate Gen X with Boomers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in the same way Zoomers conflate Gen X with Boomers.
                They don't actually do that, the whole point of the term boomer becoming popular again is basically a humorous exaggeration that once you hit 30's you might as well be baby boomer old.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh i wouldn't dwell on it. In a way I feel the "millennial" name was also invented to shit on Gen Y. I know that's not it's true reasoning, but it's funny i'm called a millennial despite being born before the turn on the new millennium. All these years i thought millennials were kids born after 2000 until I realized it's anyone born in the early 80s to mid-lateish 90s.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah zoomers never b***hed about boomers, that was the millenials. Zoomers heard the "ok boomer" meme and kept using it wrong for any adult they encountered. Now they're adults and they missed all the memos that millenials tried to pass on to them.

        Millenials are right to b***h about boomers too because someone had to. Boomers pulled the ladder up behind them and then told their gen x kids "you're just not good enough if you can't climb up here" and that broke that generation mentally. Millennials called out the scam instead of blaming themselves.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet they b***h about zooms all the time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Millennials seem to be the only generation that broke the "Muh old people" cycle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is pretending that. Everyone is dogging on Skibidididididi Toilet because it's popular beyond comprehension and it spread like a virus on Youtube to the point where those insane kids channels that were responsible for the #ElsaGate shit from years ago. Zoomers or millennials watched similar incoherent shit (RubberFruit rings a bell), but it wasn't shit that overstayed it's welcome like Skibidi Toilet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty hilarious seeing those weird fricking kid channels now churning out
        >PAW PATROL and BLUEY turn into SKIBIDI TOILET??!?!! sad story

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your version is too coherent
          And sadly kids actually click on this shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being the artist who draws those thumbnails
            Lovingly putting little highlights into the hair of the Half Life dude coming out of the toilet
            Making sure you're accurately drawing the little doggo's fire helmet
            What a life

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              One of the tiny, tiny percentage of comic artists who can make a living from drawing. Especially as they're likely in some shithole country

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is anyone else morbidly curious what the generation that grew up on shit like this and Spiderman Elsa Funny Fart Olaf Fingerfest videos is going to be like? The oldest of Gen Alpha are teenagers now and this shit all started about 10 years ago, by the late 2020s we'll be seeing what it's like to have an entire generation grow up raised on this.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean plenty of us grew up on Newgrounds and it was probably no more or less inane and stupid than this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and look at how totally fricking stupid and schizophrenic the current generations are. The kids aren't alright.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'm 86 and those whippersnappers who listened to the rock and roll became devil worshippers and drug addicts all! And I don't mean the hippy dippy weed, I mean the valium and prozac!!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2010 was 13 years ago
              >these kids are about to enter high school soon
              Hoe lee frick

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you're ever curious about this try to remember what was on newgrounds in the early 2000s. That shit is tame.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              they will be either gods amoung men or failures.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              my younger brother is gen alpha that watched shit like this all the time and now he's just a dude that's into skateboarding and nothing else

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                show your brother CKY and Viva La Bam so he grows up into an Earthrocker

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I "love" that Youtube lets this low-effort copyright& infringement farmed crap slide because it gets views, but if a popular creator uses 3 seconds of a song or says a naughty no-no word too early, Youtube drops the hammer.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If it's under 8 seconds it's fine unless the copyright owner does it manually because he's a c**t.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed he was singing Scatman from the title and was disappointed when he was not.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're becoming your fathers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as I don't put on an extra 200 pounds I will never fully be my dad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father wouldn't even know what a youtube fad was, he only even got introduced to the concept of internet memes a few years ago and calls them mimes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love my father

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds gay

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill skibidis. Behead skibidis. Roundhouse kick a skibidi into the concrete. Slam dunk a skibidi baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy skibidis. Defecate in a skibidi's food. Launch skibidis into the sun. Stir fry skibidis in a wok. Toss skibidis into active volcanoes. Urinate into a skibidi's gas tank. Judo throw skibidis into a wood chipper. Twist skibidi's heads off. Report skibidis to the IRS. Karate chop skibidis in half. Curb stomp pregnant skibidis. Trap skibidis in quicksand. Crush skibidis in the trash compactor. Liquefy skibidis in a vat of acid. Eat skibidis. Dissect skibidis. Exterminate skibidis in the gas chamber. Stomp skibidi skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate skibidis in the oven. Lobotomize skibidis. Mandatory abortions for skibidis. Grind skibidi fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown skibidis in fried chicken grease. Vaporize skibidis with a ray gun. Kick old skibidis down the stairs. Feed skibidis to alligators. Slice skibidis with a katana. Put a bomb in a skibidi's mouth. Throw knives at skibidis. Inflate skibidis until they pop. Send skibidis into a blackhole. Castrate skibidis. Feed skibidis poisoned food. Force skibidis to walk the plank. Push skibidis into a pit. Kneel on a skibidi's neck. Curse skibidis with a spell. Stuff skibidi babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten skibidis with a tank. Pop a skibidi's car tire. Strike skibidi children with a ruler. Make skibidis swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a skibidi's limbs. Airdrop skibidis into Antarctica. Throw skibidis off the boat. Pressurize skibidis into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a skibidi's ass. Falcon-punch a skibidis in the face. Make skibidis into fiction. Blow skibidis heads off with grenade launchers. Blow skibidi's brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock skibidis in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail skibidis to a cross and stab them. Total skibidi death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skibidisisters.. . . .. . .

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is such a dumb thread, this shit is no different from early newgrounds crap or old gmod garbage, the only arguments you have is that its popular so its somehow different. Stop whining so much, its going to fade into obsurity in at most two years, just like how amongus faded into obscurity

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that TV Woman is cute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTR Cameraman never got a break

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty stupid but also accessible shit, which explains its popularity and memetic influence, and the crumbs of plot and escalation make it palatable for le loregays as well as casual "hee hee skibidi dum dum dum yes yes" crowd. But I don't understand why this otherwise inoffesnive series is treated as the next coming of lit fr fr satan on this board. I'm not talking about the "this shit is dumb and gay and NEW, I hate it" kind of comments, but the whole conspiracy theory of this being generated in a laboratory to make children sexually attracted to toilets or an equivalent schizo theory. You can say you don't like something without forcing the moral high ground, y'know.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of the time when i see people try and talk about "what the zoomers are rotting their brain with" its stuff that i see more millenials and gen xers like to use too.
    i know more older people sucked into the tiktok/yt shorts video hole than people my age. i first heard of the series from my 30 year old sibling
    also skibi toilet is trash because its just the same old "algobait but its ok because im doing it ironicly" people have been doing for years now. remember "ironic tiktoks"? where people would just, use the site as intended to "own" the website? yeah they totally owned them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what the zoomers are rotting their brain with
      I mean, we all know exactly what zoomers are rotting their brain with. It's social media. Older generations are just uncomfortable criticising that because half of them are rotting their brains with it too.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hate the shorts format
      hate vertical aspect ratio videos
      hate how many people easily prostitute themselves out
      hate how many people throw their money away so flippantly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that picture reminds me of screw the nether

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hate the shorts format
      hate vertical aspect ratio videos
      hate how many people easily prostitute themselves out
      hate how many people throw their money away so flippantly

      How much money do they make is the important question? Everyone's a prostitute, it's just a matter of their price.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I only know about this toilet shit because of (You) anons. This is clearly a symptom of you morons going on twitter and tiktok. I don't even spend much time among my fellow zoomer coworkers because I'm introverted and keep to myself. This shit is such a non issue and no none of this marketing horse crap you guys are just addicted to social media frick off.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen alpha isn't even a cultural power yet. They're not even 10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh actually the oldest are 13 now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there are hard limits on when each generation ends and begins
        what, so a kid born on so-and-so day is a zoomer, but a kid born the next day is gen alpha?
        this shit is moronic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this shit is moronic
          see homie now you learnin'! that's the smartest post I've read this thread!

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being pissed instead of happy that kids recognize gmod culture
    not gonna make it bros. also GULMAN TIME

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will gladly take this goofy nonsense over the faux-retro "analogue" hidden lore stuff that comprises most web series nowadays

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are geriatric millennials like this? Are you that mentally broken by how boomers treated you 20 years ago that you must do the same to kids these days? I would've never even heard of whatever the frick this is if it wasn't for incessant schizo complaints from you nu-boomers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a generational thing to say that what younger people like is moronic and didn’t start with them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a generational thing to say that what younger people like is moronic and didn’t start with them

      Also remember where you are. If it's current and you're not personally a fan, it's irredeemable shit and the creators should be raped to death by wild dogs.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone born after 1978 and post on social media via phone is a lost cause (and there are lots of those who do it).

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    34 year old boomer here:
    It's kino. Very much in the vein of the Weegee wars.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's pretty telling that the only "defense" for this clearly astroturfed garbage is that any detractors are just old men complaining about kids when they had Gmod crap too. Is it really that hard to admit that something is being boosted by the algorthim?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      umad?

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SKIBIDI DIBIDI
    NOB NOB NOB

    SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BWEEP BWEEP

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old Gmod shitposts GOOD
    >new Gmod shitposts BAD

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know nothing about it and I plan to keep it that way forever. I have read no comments. I only saw the image. I'm good, thanks. Enjoy your meme, kids.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skibidi toilet has no fricking stakes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Titan gets possessed and fricks up the protagonists
      >Villain is hard to kill
      >Plunger man is down
      >Titan TV Man is down

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GMod videos were always moronic but they didn't always have action figures, plushies, lore wikis, and millions of pajeet copy cat videos like skibidi toilet. You can literally look up any character that's popular with zoomers + skibidi toilet and find videos. That makes it weird.

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