George is rolling in his grave, holy frick, what the frick was this shit?

George is rolling in his grave, holy frick, what the frick was this shit?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is George?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      George P. Cosmatos, the dad of the guy who directed this piece of shit, he was a great director.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >his dad George would b so mad >:(
        >the guy who directed Rambo 2 and Cobra and the Leviathan
        >and stood there while Kurt Russell directed Tombstone
        >anything but a hack

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cobra
          If you don't think that Cobra is pure kino then you're too far gone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't he one of those guys that cleaned up dirty money with corny movies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        baskin roberts trust fund band

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cagekino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cagekino
      There's no such thing. The closest we've gotten is The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah my mom likes that one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A shame you didn't inherit her good taste

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this nepo baby directed a movie surprisingly better than anything his dad ever made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He's never seen Tombstone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weird unsatisfying montage the movie?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mandy was alright, I think his father would be more concerned about Beyond the black rainbow being funded by tombstone royalties

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was really disappointed that this flopped. I loved it, I loved rainbow, and I was hoping that this was going to springboard him into making more movies. maybe I'm lucky and this was his american graffiti.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >flopped
      It got a very limited theatrical release before going to VOD.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah look at that, apparently it ended up profiting. I saw it opening night and just looked up the box office numbers later and presumed it was a complete failure. maybe there is hope, then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a late showing at a small theater and it was so fun, one of the most memorable theater experiences for me in the last ten years

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is fricking amazing and OP is a homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guys, didn't you see the cool colours? And what about the shitty chainsaw fight? Guys, this movie is le epic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this but unironically. cosmatos is a great cinematographer, his movies are pleasant to watch on the bare surface level, it's nice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >his movies are pleasant to watch
          Anything but.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black rainbow was good
    Mandy was good
    That episode on Netflix Del Taco series was good
    Nekrocosmo will be good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the Del Taco anthology series was honestly pretty good overall aside from the wypypo evil episode and whatever the frick the episode with Ron Weasley directed by the b***h that directed Twilight was

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was absolute, unadultered kino and the OP sucks gigantic wieners.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Offhand what I would change are the "animated storyboards." That's literally what they are right? I don't vaguely recall animation being particularly appropriate for those segments in the first place let alone that style of animation. I think something should be left out if all I'm gonna be shown are the storyboards? Wtf is that shit. At best I think that style is an attempt to normalize what I recall are literally 100% just animated storyboards. So I really don't think that stuff should even be tolerated at all.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't believe Cage and the cult leader were the same fricking age

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the after film interview with cage and cosmatos for this, hosted by fricking kevin smith lol. a couple of impressions I got from the interview:
    -cage wanted the cult leader role and it looks like he was disappointed to not get it
    -cosmatos looked like a kid next to cage, I imagine he wasn't very assertive with him in directing the movie, for better or worse. cage probably has more filmmaking experience than him after all.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP's a gay. Mandy is awesome. Cobra and Leviathan are great too though.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Elena gf

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where to get an Elena gf?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    b***h pls

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie
    >Pig
    >Unbearable weight
    >Dream Scenario

    CageGODS eating good this last few years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dream Scenario had so much potential but they made it unfun to prove some cancel culture point.

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