George just can't not make kino, holy shit, I loved this, every character was good but how can your favourite not be Doc Holiday?

George just can't not make kino, holy shit, I loved this, every character was good but how can your favourite not be Doc Holiday? Kilmer knocked it out of the park with that performance.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kilmers performance really elevated this kino classic. So many great one liners! Should have been nominated for an Oscar for doc holiday role

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy Lee Jones won the Oscar that year for The Fugitive. I can barely fricking remember him in that. Kilmer's performance was timeless.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tommy Lee Jones won the Oscar that year for The Fugitive. I can barely fricking remember him in that.
        sounds like a you-problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So many great one liners!
      Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m your Huckleberry 😉

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That douche Kevin Costner was originally cast as Wyatt. He didn't like that it was more of an ensemble movie, he wanted it to focus all on Wyatt (me me me me me), so he quit, tried to get Tombstone, then made a 3-hour sleeping pill called "Wyatt Earp".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tried to get Tombstone
      *cancelled.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Costner smokes skin wagons.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to watch westerns like Tombstone, True Grit and Unforgiven
    >apparently they're only good because they rely on destroying established tropes of the genre
    >haven't seen any classic westerns
    >feel like I can't watch the ones I want without the ones before it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't seen any classic westerns
      >feel like I can't watch the ones I want without the ones before it
      just watch leone's dollars trilogy and you're good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True Grit is a classic western and is a faithful adaptation of the book
      I would also recommend Stagecoach, The Searchers, Lonesome Dove
      To some extent all post-silent film era Westerns are deconstructions of what came before, it’s just a question of when and which ones go too far

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm your huckle bearer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >script says huckleberry
      >subtitles say huckleberry
      >actor says huckleberry
      have a nice day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >car hold

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, I'm Yo Huck L. Perry

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how can your favourite not be Doc Holiday?
    i am a virgil kind of guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having a moustache would drive me insane. I don't know how they do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pain. Especially in the winter when it catches your nose vapor. It's like getting a dripping wet runny nose every time you go in or outside.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not carrying a handkerchief for just such an occasion
          For me it wasn't so much the moustache vapor as the tiny little droplet at the end of my nose, though. Always got them when going outside in the cold and either I'd feel filthy wiping it off with my gloves or shirt or feel like a snivelling child. The handkerchief was a fricking game changer. No wonder people always had one of them on them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and respectable.

      Having a moustache would drive me insane. I don't know how they do it.

      I have a moustache (not like Same Elliot's, one can only wish) and it can get in the way sometimes, overall it's not bad though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried it three or four times. I constantly feel it whenever I'm making an expression and I can't stop touching my face. I don't need that kind of self awareness. But it looks great on some people.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GONNA PAINT OUR WAGON
    GONNA PAINT IT GOOD
    WE AIN'T BRAGGING

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Tucson, Arizona. I was schooled in the art of fastdrawing. I was given the title of gunslinger. They take a movie “Tombstone.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He has never been to a Hoedown. He has never skinned a smoke wagon They make him the Sheriff. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick autism is this
      Actors play fictional roles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the people I know didn’t like the film
      They only said that to your face, Steven, they liked it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it
      He really is Cinemaphile personified.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate the idea of Steven Seagal ruining Tombstone

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is Kurt Russell built like a chick?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kilmer was 100% the best actor of the 90s.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kilmer was 100% the best actor of the 90s.
      It wasn't Kilmer so much as the movie itself was just something magical with a tight script polished until it shines coupled with a production that was "flawed" and tense in all the right ways, as well as the film being filled full of actors that seemed to do their best under those conditions. It's even more amazing considering that another big-named Wyatt Earp film was happening around the same time.

      Val Kilmer was terrible in almost everything else, particularly the movies that followed Tombstone.
      >Batman Forever
      >The Island of Dr. Moreu
      >boring as frick nothing-role in Heat

      Then after a few decades of sucking, Val Kilmer tried his best to ruin his own legacy by playing Wyatt Earp in a direct-to-video movie in 2012.

      He turned in a touching and respectful performance in Top Gun 2, in a movie that was far better and will be better-remembered then it has any right to be. He hasn't done anything else to my knowledge and let's hope he knows when to stop and leaves his career on a high-note.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He hasn't done anything else to my knowledge

        He was great as Jim Morrison

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Salton Sea is kino af, opening scene has him playing sad trumpet in a burning building

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>He hasn't done anything else to my knowledge
          >He was great as Jim Morrison
          I meant recently, after Top Gun 2

          Maybe jou should watch more movies before spouting your moronic opinion.

          >doesn't list any movies that he thinks are worth respecting Val Kilmer for
          Yup. We got a genuine butthurt homosexual who fell for the Heat meme

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe jou should watch more movies before spouting your moronic opinion.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was almost perfect
    hated the israeli prostitute character

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a daisy if you post

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doc, you oughta be in bed, what the hell you doin this for anyway?
    Wyatt Earp is my friend.
    >Hell, I got lots of friends.
    I don't.

    Literally me.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene where Wyatt rides horses with the girl and makes dumb jokes about room service almost ruined a perfect movie

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how far down the list (starting chronologically, of course) did you make it so far anons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeremiah Johnson is somehow on the Western list but not My Name Is Nobody or Paint Your Wagon
      absolutely terrible

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