Alright Cinemaphilebros if you saw George Lucas at your local mall food court what would you say to him?
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George Lucas Thread
Alright Cinemaphilebros if you saw George Lucas at your local mall food court what would you say to him?
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I'm more of a diet pepsi guy myself
Thank you for the good you have brought to my life. Enjoy your day, George.
I haven't been to a mall in like 15 years and when I was there some black kid asked to borrow my phone.
Ewoks are wack as frick.
I would pretend not to recognize him
He is somehow like the human version of bigfoot kek
This is still the funniest shit I ever seen
The fact some boomer is walking around the streets of Chicago talking about salt and out of fricking nowhere Lucas walks right in without giving a frick is the greatest video known to man
Why is George's look so iconic? It's that tucked blue shirt what makes the difference
Test
I'd just write him a quick note and leave it on his counter in passing
dont like it mate
Heckle like I always do.
Hide in the crowd
"Omg it's Steven Spielberg"
I started doing that since I saw Lady Gaga and after the song I yelled "I love you Madonna!" And got a huge laugh.
I never get star struck in fact I get their movies and shows and names wrong on purpose. Can't wait to see Salma Hayek and call her Penelope Cruz and tell her how much I love Modern Family.
wow you are one funny and clever guy anon… a real laugh a minute with this one
Hayek doesn't look like the type who can laugh at herself.
Good. It's not like I run into a list celebrities everyday. Saw Mark Wahlberg once leaving the Superbowl early with his kid. I really wanted to say have a good night Donnie but didn't because he already looked pissed. I work for stadiums in Houston yes even that crazy Travis Scott riot concert.
>didn't because he already looked pissed
he always looks like that. just admit you didn't want to risk losing an eye
Houston stadium employee fricking shits.
Have you ever heard of Star Trek? Probably the best sci fi ever made. Nothing else even comes close.
>proceed to talk his ear off about Trek, following him out of the mall
Star wars is not sci-fi, it's a space western. Notice there is no groundbreaking technology besides spaceships and droids (obviously)
Star what?
I'm talking about Star TREK.
They have wars, but that isnt the point of the show or movies.
Isn’t he a Trek nerd himself?
i would apologize on behalf of Cinemaphile
I prefer the sequels.
I'd thanks him for making my childhood with episode 1. Darth maul and pod racing was the coolest.
I’d probably do this too even though I’m still annoyed by how he treated the original trilogy, I must have seen that in theaters for like 12 different birthday parties that summer and it was awesome every time.
order a hotdog and stare at him while deepthroating it until i puke.
probably show him my sketchbook because he's in it
he doesn't want to see your porn of him
We all know George is an appreciator of fine erotica
CAZZATA MALANGA
I run past him and scream
>GOOONGAAS!
sorry
nothing at all. Let the guy eat
I'M SORRY GEORGE
First I would thank him for making the greatest cinematic story of all time. Then I would reveal my thousand folded steel blade katana and say, Sorry George, but you betrayed the legacy, you sold out to the dark side. Of course, before swiftly executing him, I would give him the option to commit noble sudoku.
>pick up phone
>pretend to be deep in a conversation
>walk by him while saying "yeah I might have gone too far in a few places"
Ey george!
*screams loudly* "I LOVE YOU GEORGE LUCAS"
i'd leave him alone becuase its probably horrible to be a celebrity and be constantly confronted by strangers who always want something from you.
that's like a girl going to a bar alone and getting pissed off that guys are hitting on her
Nah, it's like a hot straight guy getting drunk at a gay bar and then getting annoyed at all these gays he has to constantly beat off.
I would kill him.
I'd tell him I thought the prequels were cool as frick.
I'd show him this image on my phone and tell him I can send it to him if he gives me his phone number. This would of course result in me becoming his prodigy and making a spiritual successor to Star Wars.
Thank him
Spare a mil, Georgie boy?
We both have Elvis hair and drink diet coke: HIRE ME