>get drunk and destroy some parking meters. >land in a low security prison where you only have to serve 2 years

>get drunk and destroy some parking meters
>land in a low security prison where you only have to serve 2 years
>spend the nights smoking, drinking, and playing cards in the communal prison bunk with the guys after bushwhacking some highways
>decide that this is the worst thing ever and escape despite the added sentence that doubles his time in
>get caught
>wardens are still decent to him despite this
>decide to escape again
>get caught again
>get fricked up by the wardens and told that you will get shot if you escape again
>escape again
>get shot
>die
what the frick was he thinking?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was just playing it cool, man

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why he's such a great relatable character. He fricks up doing dumb shit and then he just can't stop from breaking rules until it's too late

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't relate to that, sorry.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also this is like the polar opposite of a regular prison movie where some innocent guy gets put away for life in some impenetrable multi layer prison and breaks out alive and well

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you miss the part where he was going to be doing backbreaking labour all day for 2 years and then they put him in the Hole all weekend because his mother died and they thought he might act out?
    Besides 2 years for vandalism especially for an decorated veteran. Even the warden seemed pretty baffled at the severity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but I was a zogbot! I deserve special treatment!
      lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        idiot

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a counterculture movie for rebelling against authority and standing up for your beliefs no matter what, and also a Jesus metaphor if you want to see it that way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes the whole point of the movie was that luke was not going to follow the rules even though it might have been easier for him.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now what we got here OP... is failure t'commun'cate
    I love this movie. My dad's favorite of all time.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    love this shit in every movie its in
    is this the first time shots like this were done in major film?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just, like, stick it to The Man, man

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was in my top 5 films when I saw it in middle school and it's one of my few old favorites that still holds up

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST A CLOSER WALK WITH THES

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    51 EGGS! YOU'RE A FRAUD, NEWMAN!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick what i would give to be around Hollywood during those guys hey days

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something I loved about 1960s movies was their lack of morality, which remained until the mid-70s when heroes started to become a thing again. Nothing against heroes but

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this for the first time a few years ago, great movie.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.
    >Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".
    >Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an absolute chad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke,

      im pretty sure people have died doing that. Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If some dude can eat 76 hotdogs with buns in a timespan of 10 minutes, its reasonable to assume that Marlon Brando (with known binge eating issues) could do 50 over the course of an entire night.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ate too many eggs. Egg brained, many such cases.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >destroy some parking meters
    What's the most efficient way to do this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gum in the coin slots

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        JB quickweld in the coin slots.

        >coin slot
        What about the card slot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash into them going 90, don't worry you won't go to hell.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JB quickweld in the coin slots.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting in this thread here, boss.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hard case.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews pretending they've ever been brave is disgusting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Newman was a boat gunner in WW2 and also a champion racecar driver

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