>get off work
>take a bong rip
>watch columbo before bed
>in show ad for silly string that was new at the time
so comfy bros
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>get off work. >take a bong rip. >watch columbo before bed
I prefer Quincy M.E you can’t beat Jack klugman
I feel like he was actually laughing in this take
he was
Every other episode there's a scene where some guest actor and columbo barely hold their shit in.
Bad acting, but extremely comfy.
I remember theres one episode where Columbo is just dead ass watching some circles dance on a screen for like a full minute like it was some incredible invention. Still better than modern tv though.
I remember that. It was a TV oscilloscope or some such. He was staring at it like a child, or like he was tripping. kek!
>I gotta get off on something concrete
>BLACKED RAW gay nights starts playing
>OP posts a funny light hearted thread
>anon replies with some homosexual Black person cuck shit
take a look at yourself
There surely are some sick frickers on this board.
Kinolumbo
just one more thing
Kinoteurs recognize kino
>Koronbo
Bro, I kept winning at pool against a bunch of mexicans invading my town, $500 dollars this kid bet me after losing 5 games in a row, like he thought I was scared of his oil field crew.
The 80's and 90's started from the 70's, 9/11 fricked it all up.
Columbo is for us elder frens, if it's not your cup of tea then go be a sweetie somewhere else.
I need more comfy sleepkino
tubi has columbo, but also a lot of other comfy kino
MST3K
old 50s/60s mythology/adventure films like Sinbad
vintage horror anthologies (vincent price, edgar allen poe shit)
Columbo is for us elder frens, if it's not your cup of tea then go be a sweetie somewhere else
>>take a bong rip
DUUUUUUUDEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
lol I post DUDE WEED whenever anyone else brings up marijuana for R&R also.
I wanna eat some shrooms.greatest drug ecperiences.
It will also turn you gay, cuz it lowered your T
*Columbo examines a door frame while deep in thought and spills cigar ashes on the carpet*
>Excuse me, what on earth are you doing?
>>Oh, pardon me, sir. Just looking around the scene.
>Who the hell are you?
>>Uh, Lieutenant Columbo, sir. I'm a detective. Now uh, where did I place my badge...ah, here we are.
>I see...
>>Mr. Brown, I couldn't help but notice that the room where the victim suffocated to death had wooden doors, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you?
>I don't follow, Lieutenant, and quite frankly I have a great deal of work to do on my taxes, and I would rather not have people wandering around my house in the meantime.
>>Oh, I understand that, sir. My wife is all about getting our taxes done early, it's a mess around the house. Me? I can't seem to follow any of that gibberish.
>Yes, Lieutenant, I wish you luck with all of that.
>>And you too, sir.
*Columbo pretends to leave before turning around, much to the dismay of the house owner*
>>Just one more thing, I'm terribly sorry about all the mess that I've made here, it seems that I spilled ash all over your candle holder here. Now, let me write you a check to pay for cleaning that.
>That won't be necessary.
>>Oh, I couldn't just leave this mess here, I'd feel awful about it. Besides, the chief has instructed me to make sure that the department pays for any damages involved with us investigating things.
>Well, if you insist, Lieutenant.
>>Who shall I make the check out to?
>Jonathan Brown Katz.
>>Oh, and here I was thinking your last name was Brown. I apologize, Mr. Katz. What kind of name is that anyway? Swedish?
>It's Hebrew, Lieutenant.
*Avante-Garde ominous 70s music plays*
>>Now isn't that interesting.
KINO. It's a shame columbo-posting isn't a thing on Cinemaphile. Columbo uncovering conspiracies is a long-time itch of mine that longs to be scratched.
Be the change you want to see.
I'm too much of a midwit to be able to produce such a change. I'm just here to consoom.
Remember when he shows right the frick up in Wings of Desire and you're like sheeeeeit it's my dude Columbo lol what are you doing here.
I wanted to watch columbo but I can't because of one of my old coworker. Imagine a stereotypical creepy pedophile with a comb over, like devitos penguin character but not as fat. Dude would always sit next to me in the break room and try to chat me up. He loved talking about his columbo box set. I can't see anything about this show without thinking of that weirdo.