I mean...Marty could have convinced her to cuck him with George. Or collected some of George's cum rags with the Turkey baster. Look all I'm saying is Marty could have made it work if he tried a little harder.
Man i remember taking my parents car and driving into the forest to frick this red haired chick who was five years older than me. She was really into anal.
yeah, she's just...sorta plain. not at all ugly, but not actively attractive. it totally works for the movie, though, and the immaculate hairstyling does her a lot of favors
Look at how her pale skin shines in the artificial moon light, her eyes beaming. How her breasts almost spill over from her dress suggesting how waves at the shore are drawn ever higher by the moon. Are you not filled with a desire to see that greatest wave that reaches that reaches beyond the shore? To spill over and wash away the tension of seduction, the torture of imagination, the agony of temptation, and be left with the dream of a land once familiar carved a new by that desperate and ever clawing force of the mystery of the ocean. I'll alert the coroner we have another cadaver on our hands. "Miss Baines I make love to you like moss on a tombstone." - Paul Marlowe
There’s a few actresses who did nothing for me when I was younger, but as I’ve gotten older, I find very attractive. Lea Thompson, Cate Blanchett, Bryce Dallas Howard, Winona Ryder, Linda Blair, and Jane Seymour are a few who come to mind.
I can see her dad in her face. SHe's too fricking masculine. Needed more bangs to take away from that huge forehead. Or a more flashy hairstyle. God, look at the fricking jaw on that b***h!
His dad would have raised a kid that wasn't his but instead was his and also himself which made him his own dad so he only needed to respect himself to respect his dad and also his other dad that wasn't his dad but once was.
imagine being in the fifties and just rolling from town to town knocking up whoever you hooked up with. no way to trace you for child support back then.
>Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?! >Yes Marty, it's imperative! >But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing wiener?! >Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing! >Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond wiener as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet pussy until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?! >There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it! >But Doc.. >Hurry Marty! >Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc! >That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!? >Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like.... >Great Scott!
I'll never understand this place fully.
Why the frick would your mind go to ESL ?
Not necessarily you, but I've never seen a >dumb ESL poster
Reply that isn't obviously a bot or a troll because 99% of the time is ironically perfect English and actually only something an only English speaker would say.
This place is weird.
From the Red Dawn (1984) page on TVtropes...
According to Lea Thompson, the original cut featured a love scene between Erica and Tanner, but it "was cut out after some previews because of the age difference. And that was the main reason I took the movie-it was such a terrific scene."
There was also a scene between Toni and Jed, as well as a more in-depth romance plot with the two. However, it was mostly cut, leaving a case of UST in the final product.
Plain girls are the most attractive because they don't have to work super hard to be pretty. They stand out because they are just pretty without needing to bring attention to any particular area. Too many women try way too hard to be attractive, so they all end up doing the same things which causes them all to blend together and none of them really stand out. They are hot or attractive in a generic way.
>bone his mom in 1955 >son born in 1956 >Marty doesn't happen (he was born in 1968) >he doesn't travel back to 1955 >he doesn't interfere with George nor bone his mom >everything is back to normal >if he goes back and screws things up again it loops some more until he doesn't screw things up
ergo he can't knock up his mom without the universe deleting it
>I ran the tests marty and it turns out your father was impotent. In other words if you don't inseminate your mother right now you will cease to exist in approximately 25 minutes.
In the first draft of back to the future, marty knocks up his teen mom and becomes his own father.
Then the sequel was gonna be him going back to wienerblock himself
Which causes him to stop existing, so now doc marty has to go back in time in the 3rd movie, to get marty, to go back again, and prevent his sequel self from wienerblocking his 1st movie self
I don't get these threads. No one ever clarifies whether I'm having sex with young version of Lea Thompson, or a young version of my own mother.
If its 17 year old Lea Thompson, then obviously the answer is yes. If it is however a 17 year old version of my own mother, then the answer is also yes.
I mean...Marty could have convinced her to cuck him with George. Or collected some of George's cum rags with the Turkey baster. Look all I'm saying is Marty could have made it work if he tried a little harder.
>I mean
>Or collected some of George's cum rags with the Turkey baster.
There isn't enough rule34 of these two.
There's a lora that can do lorraine really well, but none as good for marty and stable diffusion currently sucks at doing couples anyway.
>I know how to PARK Marty
What did she mean by this???
People fricked a lot in cars back then.
They still do, but back then it was THE place to frick as a young person.
car sex is kino. if you have it on a cold night the windows fog up, just like in the movies.
Man i remember taking my parents car and driving into the forest to frick this red haired chick who was five years older than me. She was really into anal.
wouldn't have been gross? I have understood women want to wash their vags ASAP, which wouldn't be possible in cars
>I have understood women want to wash their vags ASAP
loose ones dont, they like the feeling of cum on/in their pussy.
Source: my gf
>gets her pregnant
>become his own father
GET FRICKED LOGICSHITS
he had an older brother and sister
Never found her attractive.
Zoey is oddly attractive and ugly at the same time. Too bad her last name is Douche.
>Never found her attractive.
What is sucking wiener like and why do you like doing it?
yeah, she's just...sorta plain. not at all ugly, but not actively attractive. it totally works for the movie, though, and the immaculate hairstyling does her a lot of favors
it's the 1950s hair and dressing style, she reminds you of your granny even at 17
Me on the left whenever this fricking thread crops up in the catalog
Look at how her pale skin shines in the artificial moon light, her eyes beaming. How her breasts almost spill over from her dress suggesting how waves at the shore are drawn ever higher by the moon. Are you not filled with a desire to see that greatest wave that reaches that reaches beyond the shore? To spill over and wash away the tension of seduction, the torture of imagination, the agony of temptation, and be left with the dream of a land once familiar carved a new by that desperate and ever clawing force of the mystery of the ocean. I'll alert the coroner we have another cadaver on our hands. "Miss Baines I make love to you like moss on a tombstone." - Paul Marlowe
>Never found her attr-ACK
>mommy and auntie at the beach
>they love embarrassing me by getting butt naked in front of strangers
:3
Very plain body. The girls who work at my local pizza place are hotter than this.
Would I? I would.
That disgusting male gaze.
i know you're joking but as it happens the film was actually directed by a woman
There’s a few actresses who did nothing for me when I was younger, but as I’ve gotten older, I find very attractive. Lea Thompson, Cate Blanchett, Bryce Dallas Howard, Winona Ryder, Linda Blair, and Jane Seymour are a few who come to mind.
>Marty, you screw like my brother
imagine staying in the 50s and marrying and knocking her up haha
Agree on impregnating her but staying around until she gets to be the same age of when you left would be weird
I can see her dad in her face. SHe's too fricking masculine. Needed more bangs to take away from that huge forehead. Or a more flashy hairstyle. God, look at the fricking jaw on that b***h!
Zoomers are mentally ill and can't differentiate between men and women.
White people are a fricking trip. Must be why you guys are called crackers. Can't help but crack a smile at you goofy fricks.
Incest is incredibly common among blacks, especially black mothers and their sons
Why are you responding to an Indian pretending to be a black person?
Why didn’t he just get some head?
>gets her pregnant
>he's his own dad
>can't respect his "dad" because he raised a kid that wasn't his
His dad would have raised a kid that wasn't his but instead was his and also himself which made him his own dad so he only needed to respect himself to respect his dad and also his other dad that wasn't his dad but once was.
imagine being in the fifties and just rolling from town to town knocking up whoever you hooked up with. no way to trace you for child support back then.
you can literally still do that now
>Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?!
>Yes Marty, it's imperative!
>But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing wiener?!
>Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing!
>Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond wiener as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet pussy until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?!
>There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it!
>But Doc..
>Hurry Marty!
>Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc!
>That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!?
>Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like....
>Great Scott!
Make this Rick and Morty instead and I'd watch it.
get pregnant get pregnant
Would pound that bussy
That's a woman
damn right
>t. Johnny Sack
awooga
>plap plap plap
>fade from existence
>but if I never end up being born, then how can I get sent back to stop myself from being born?
>frick frick sex sex frickmeat lick squeeze tongue spank slap frick frick coom
Marty’s girlfriend was so much hotter
>no one has mentioned the ball-busting cyborg chick from Part 2
One of the reasons why Biff's grandson is more of a chad. He was able to pull in hot cyborg women into his gang.
Would hire someone who tried to rape your wife?
I appreciate handsome women
I feel like this is b8 to make me say "ESL". I won't, I refuse.
I'll never understand this place fully.
Why the frick would your mind go to ESL ?
Not necessarily you, but I've never seen a
>dumb ESL poster
Reply that isn't obviously a bot or a troll because 99% of the time is ironically perfect English and actually only something an only English speaker would say.
This place is weird.
>he thinks "handsome women" isn't ESL or b8 ESL
Zoomies gonna zoom.
it's old-fashioned English dude, you're just poorly-educated
https://websites.umich.edu/~brt/jumble/songs/unfortunaterake.html
She is also the cutest girl in Red Dawn, shame that movie doesn't have any form of romance subplot
From the Red Dawn (1984) page on TVtropes...
According to Lea Thompson, the original cut featured a love scene between Erica and Tanner, but it "was cut out after some previews because of the age difference. And that was the main reason I took the movie-it was such a terrific scene."
There was also a scene between Toni and Jed, as well as a more in-depth romance plot with the two. However, it was mostly cut, leaving a case of UST in the final product.
Could Marty have been his own father?
He did do the nasty in the pasty.
That's what people joke about with this scene. But Marty wasn't concieved on the night of the dance, and had two older siblings.
I thought blowing you fixed the time car
Plain girls are the most attractive because they don't have to work super hard to be pretty. They stand out because they are just pretty without needing to bring attention to any particular area. Too many women try way too hard to be attractive, so they all end up doing the same things which causes them all to blend together and none of them really stand out. They are hot or attractive in a generic way.
So what would happen if he did? Would he just become disfigured and inbred looking very slowly?
>bone his mom in 1955
>son born in 1956
>Marty doesn't happen (he was born in 1968)
>he doesn't travel back to 1955
>he doesn't interfere with George nor bone his mom
>everything is back to normal
>if he goes back and screws things up again it loops some more until he doesn't screw things up
ergo he can't knock up his mom without the universe deleting it
>without the universe deleting it
Sounds like a free lunch for a trip to pound town with no possibility of getting preggers
>TO BE CONTONDERED
Why isn't her daughter a bigger star?
I don’t get it either. She’s a top tier nepo-waifu that completely flew under Cinemaphile’s radar. Way hotter than Maya Hawke that’s for sure.
For me, it's pic rel
Is there anything more alpha than cucking your own dad? Martry missed a trick there.
I’m convinced that Roswell episode of Futurama was written by someone who thought that Marty should have gone for it.
If she was recognizably mom, that’s the only conceivable thing that would have stopped me.
My mom was pretty hot when she was younger, so...
>go back in time
>universe collapses because I added matter
nothin personel, sci-fi gays
stars add matter all the time
Biff was based on Donald Trump, which explains why he suddenly turns rapist. “Grab them by the pussy,” indeed.
i don geddit
whoa... i used to jerk off so hard to her. such wonderful nipples.
All The Right Moves on VHS.
>I ran the tests marty and it turns out your father was impotent. In other words if you don't inseminate your mother right now you will cease to exist in approximately 25 minutes.
>doc are you sure we don't live in a universe that obeys the harry potter/presdestination rules?
Pic related!
In the first draft of back to the future, marty knocks up his teen mom and becomes his own father.
Then the sequel was gonna be him going back to wienerblock himself
Which causes him to stop existing, so now doc marty has to go back in time in the 3rd movie, to get marty, to go back again, and prevent his sequel self from wienerblocking his 1st movie self
I don't get these threads. No one ever clarifies whether I'm having sex with young version of Lea Thompson, or a young version of my own mother.
If its 17 year old Lea Thompson, then obviously the answer is yes. If it is however a 17 year old version of my own mother, then the answer is also yes.