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>Gandalf the gray? Gandalf the gay!
Sauronman predicted this...
>Gandalf the wienersucking ass-bandit!
Wow too far Jackson
>GANDALF THE BLACK
Gandalf was gay though
He was already turned gay when Hackson cast IanMcwienersucker
>Gay Frodo and Sam
Now that would actually make sense, considering Tolkien's history and all
How would that make sense? Sam was in love with Rosie Cotton
I would hope that McKellen would not want this, since Gandalf isn't supposed to just be exactly like him, much like George Takei didn't want Sulu to be gay.
Aren't these supposed to be animated? I bet half the characters will still be black.
Crust, you fools...
>Crust, you fools...
>crusty robes
my fools
I don't get it
The scene in the book where the 4 hobbits run around in a field naked together - that needs to be at least a 10 minute scene in these new movies
>Boromir becomes a mustache twirling pure villain
>Legolas gets a skateboard
>Arwen replaces Gimli
elves of color
as flawed as the trilogy is I don't think they could have done any better
>and what do you mean by a gay morning?
When you say Middle Earth, Lord of the Rings, etc., people still think of the good films or the books, and we can't have that. They need to imagine racially diverse hobbits, gender fluid wizards, pale, blue eyed orcs shouting poorly disguised MAGA slogans, and black lesbian elves
>Gandalf the Boy? Yes, that was my dead name. Now, I am Gandalf the Girl
crusty robes
So after LoTR gets ruined what else is left?
Ive got the 4k extended edition at home, just watched it over the holidays. They cant take it from me.
>crust my fools
>bilbo will be a troony in a wheelchair
can't wait
Can't you just make the movies without Black folk or homosexuals? Please for the love of God. Why is it so fricking hard? Just don't fricking put in Black folk or homosexuals.
jews
He need to be a trans PoC
Isn't he a spirit? Why would he have an inherent gender? He could be a straight queer no problem
dr. who logic, i like it
if they actually remake the trilogy at all, i will fricking throw up for days flooding Hollywood with my bile and killing all of it's inhabitants
Sigh