>get up on stage and reveal you have a small penis and are bad at sex in a jazzy song
Damn, they're ruthless.
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>get up on stage and reveal you have a small penis and are bad at sex in a jazzy song
>everyone knows about my 17 inch chode
how'd thwy even find out?
This makes no sense. Why would they talk about other heroes like this? Why would the mobsters be so into it? Don't they hate Batman?
It makes them feel better cause they're getting beaten up by the Chad of superheroes
>Why would they talk about other heroes like this?
Nice guys give women the ick.
The mobsters think it's funny how they insult all the other heroes
Yeah but then they talk up Batman. They should be shitting on him as well here shouldn't they?
Just establishing the usual Batman is God's gift to women.
They also imply that they fingered him
So now the mobsters think Batman takes it up the ass
No the mobsters are gay for Batman. They became criminals just so Batman could put his big strong hands on them.
Woman writer (Simone)
Batman always gets the most praise and glory out of all the dc heroes, next to Superman(only slightly who is about even to Batman) who the birds of prey didn't talk shit about.
>Why would they talk about other heroes like this?
Catwoman was a prostitute and picked the leader of the pack
Black Canary is a prostitute and had to settle for second best.
Huntress is Bertinelli in this iteration so its not weird that she's fiending for Batdick but she's Catholic and sex-repressed so therefor uninhibited in her superhero form.
> Why would the mobsters be so into it? Don't they hate Batman?
If you get your ass handed to you by Batman or Superman, that's like a badge of honor. You got taken out by the best. If like Aquaman or Flash does you in, it's humiliating despite them having superpowers.
Batman having the biggest dick/best frick of the league goes back to O'Neill's Justice League in the 60s
They like his money
that much?
poorgay cope. Aquaman is the richest man on the planet, GL, MM, and Supes could all create diamonds out of thin air, The Flash could rob every bank in America in 5 minutes, you get the idea.
Bitches love Batman because he's the troubled genius. b***hes love Batman because b***hes loved Mozart, Lord Byron, Howard Hughes, Kurt Cobain, etc.
You do know Supes has the same reputation amongst women and can attract that much attention as Bruce, but hes too pure and loyal yo Lois, hes also seen as a Christ figure and thus too divine to any gold digging prostitute who mostly sees Batman as human manbawd and not a god amongst men.
I mean the novelty of having three supermodel tier vigilantes insult my pee pee and sexual prowess on stage for no reason at all may just outweigh the embarrassment
Is my penis small? Very. Did I only last 10 seconds? You bet. Did I get to bed a 10/10? You're goddam right.
I like femdom but the thought of sph makes me want to kill myself. I'm already massively insecure about it, I can't imagine actually going that far with it.
You gotta be like the flat chest girls and embrace what you are.
Cept there ARE guys specifically into that body type.
no where near the same thing
You gotta flip it into a female humiliation thing. "You're such a bawd You're about to get cummed in by a tiny prick! Big Dicks are for REAL women not little piggys like you!"
I have a friend who legit did not know he was small till I told him, and he's actually pretty into SPH now.
How small was your friend? Like 12cm or less?
Definitely less. He has an innie when he's soft, and jerks off with just his thumb and pointer.
Watching porn together.
>Watching porn together.
Gay
Maybe, but at least I've got the bigger dick.
Oh my
A-And you learned this how?
It's weird, my dicks just about 5 inches and I've never really cared all that much. I think people create problems in their own mind and reinforce them in others, I've fricked plenty and it's never particularly been an issue.
Well they at least told everyone you're definitely not a eunuch, and that you've scored with at least one of them. That's something.
I honestly think this show was hornier than the entirety of the DCAU. It's also probably the most violent Batman show at times.
I just wish the hard action shots weren't just slightly moving stills. Ends up feeling cheap
A lot of action cartoons don't put a lot of skill into the action ironically.
It kind of blew my mind that they just 1/1 adapted that Joe Chill story.
Its death count is only matched by Batman Beyond. Also came out when CN was cool with realistic guns before the theater shooting scared them off from it.
Imagine three babes talked about how your colleagues are tiny and quick then talked about how you're huge and satisfying. Imagine the size of your ego at that moment.
Why does it seem like tmDC felates Batman when it comes to his luck with women? Or it is completely realistic women become drooling morons around him?
Cause it does. I can't even remember the last time Bruce banged someone not named Selina.
>Catwoman: Good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeps and crooks,
>Huntress: Men in tights come after you, and still, you’re off the hook,
>Black Canary: For those who scare and terrorize, it’s the dawn of a brand new day;
>All 3: You scum can simply call us, the one and only Birds of Prey!
>Catwoman: Green Lantern has his special ring! (H and BC: Pretty strong that little thing!)
>Black Canary: Blue Beetle’s deeds are really swell! (H: But who will bring him out of his shell?)
>Catwoman: Flash’s foes, they finish last! (H: Too bad sometimes he’s just too fast!)
>All 3: While all the boys can always save the day,
>No one does it better than the Birds of Prey! (BC: The one and only Birds of Prey!)
>While all the boys can always save the day,
>No one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
>Catwoman: Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when he’s shooting straight!
>Black Canary: (spoken) Hey!
>Catwoman: I’m just saying...
>Black Canary: Aquaman’s always courageous!
>Huntress: His little fish, less outrageous.
>Black Canary: Plastic Man can't expand.
>All 3: Becomes putty in our hands! While all the boys can keep you punks at bay,
>No one does it better than the Birds of Prey (2 Unknown Mobsters: The one and only Birds of Prey)
>All 3: While all the boys can always save the day,
>No one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
>Catwoman: Batman throws his Batarang, what a weapon, what a thang...
>Black Canary: Check out that utility belt, sure can make a girl’s heart melt...
>Huntress: He’s always right there for the save, I’d like to see his secret cave...
>All 3: While Batman does things in his special way,
>He'd do it better with the Birds of Prey! (BC: The one and only Birds of Prey!)
>All 3: While Batman always seems to save the day,
>No one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
>Birds of Prey...
>Catwoman: (spoken) Meow...
Everyone goes on about them mocking all the tiny penises, but not 3 cougars circling like vultures having sensed Jamie's virginity.
true
>Huntress: He’s always right there for the save, I’d like to see his secret cave...
What did she mean by this? Is this innuendo? Is Huntress into butt-play?
My guess is the original line was something like, "I'd like to show him MY secret cave..." But the censors were like, frick no, and the line changed.
Guy Gardner and Aquaman have small dicks
Blue Beetle is a virgin
Flash has a problem with premature ejaculation
Green Arrow strays?
Plastic Man's got a huge dick but he can't stay hard
Isn't she saying Green Arrow is bisexual? Help me out GA fans. I know for a fact women get insecure you're gonna leave them for a guy all the time if you ever tell em you played around with a guy even if it was years ago.
I mean I do have a history of cheating and constantly fantasize about getting dicked down but also have a long, happy, passionate relationship with my girl.
>Green Arrow strays?
They called him a gay, try and keep up mate.
I kinda thought it was joking with him having a problem "aiming" either in general or towards the wrong target.
Isn't blue beetle a teenager
>It's rough when you tumble with the Black Canary. Not cause her canary cry but cause her pussy's dry.
>Catwoman's the world's greatest thief and can avoid any traps, but when she's squeezed in that latex look out for her massive beef flaps
Imagine the hate if this were reversed.
Men would never humiliate women like this, we have too much honor.
What would they say about Superman or Martian Manhunter?
>Martian Manhunter
J'onn is a shapeshifter, in theory he could have any kind of dick a girl wanted.
Reminder Batman is the most fantasized hero by women.
Don't care about irl women
I thought that was Wolverine.
Is there one popular female character among men?
no, we all have different types.
women like chads, pretty boys, and "dad bods"(fit dudes with a small percentage of fat)
dudes have a dozen kinds of women we're attracted to EACH