>Get woke... uh... make one of the best and most successful movies of the year
Not quite how it's supposed to be, huh?
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>Get woke...
>Get woke... uh... make one of the best and most successful movies of the year
Not quite how it's supposed to be, huh?
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>the diverse, technocratic elite in the deep state you thought were glamorous are actually systemically evil
Sounds anti-woke to me
It would only be anti-woke if the creators actually believed anything they say
it was woke?
Black Spider-Man and troony flags, to mention a few things. This board has cried about wokeness for far less than that.
Flag. Singular.
One drop rule ninja.
>one of the best
I hated it. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills because everyone else loved it
exaggerated swagger of the group i most crave approval from
You're not alone. The story was stupid and makes all the main characters look bad.
I wouldn’t say I hated it but I very much disliked the first half of it and I certainly thought it was worse than the first. I still think it was good however.
haven't seen this one, liked the first one, (politics of it don't bother me), but i am DEEPLY annoyed how hard these two movies are jerked off. these are cartoons, for frick's sake -- cool-looking, fun cartoons, but cartoons nonetheless, with no real substance to them. that's not to say animation can't and shouldn't be taken seriously (e.g. Miyazaki), but this definitely isn't one that should be. franchises have effectively lobotomised the collective consciousness of the movie-going public
It's secretly racist
How many times does it have to pointed out that this is an original character not a swap. If it was a swap, it would be woke.
It's extremely woke, he's parading around with Peter Parker's dead gf and he's paired with her because the character was made by a filthy disgusting oven dodging israelite
Dude, they keep having completely forced "spider minorities are so heck-in' valid!" scenes, in ways that don't advance the plot or really even make sense. There is *tangible* discomfort that white male Peter Parker is central Spider-Man, why?. Which is a shame, I don't dislike Miles but I did not like this movie. The previous one had more soul, with the spider alts. The focus of this movie seems to be that everyone is Spider-Man, which cheapens the stakes to the point of there not being any. If you loved it, good on you. I thought it was very disappointing and pointlessly woke.
>critical darling black-led Miles Morales flick can't outgross Peter Parker films from 10 or even 20 years ago
lol
lmao
>can't outgross Peter Parker films even when tickets are twice as expensive as they were 10, 20 years ago
it's even worse when you consider inflation. way less people bought tickets for Miles than they did for Peter
The story was a stereotypical superhero movie. The artwork is nice. I think it's above average, slightly. Normies just love consuming slop. They don't think about art. That's why they just consoom. They need to have their minds sustained with stuff to keep them busy. It doesn't matter what.
I think that now that it has made money, chuds will argue it is secretly conservative.
I don't know what you're on about, OP. Even the panderverse episode makes a note that Miles is cool. He's his own character that exists alongside classic Peter Parker without needing to demean him.
Cinemaphile here. Miles literally replaced Pete in his own game like a month ago. What are you on about
No one cares about video games except moronic manbabies
>the exception proves the rule
Lots of black bois love seeing their gay hero Miles Morales.
When are they going to let Miles come out of the closet. Zesty lil homie.
Made 1/3rd of the last spiderman movie.
The last spiderman movie made two billion dollars
And had a similar premise to the Miles movie but was Peter-centric instead, so what does that tell you?
That the live action Spider-Man films are much bigger than the niche non-Pixar/Dreamworks animated film which nonetheless greatly increased in gross between the first and second film?
People want to see the white guy Peter. They don't want to see some divershitty idiot.
He's actually grown on me but I could do without the empty diversity gestures everywhere.
Didn't watch it. I win, you lose.
Uhhh actually it totally wasn't woke. Disney lost, Cinemaphile wins again
This movie did well because it was a multiverse movie.
I just had no desire to see it. I don't hate Miles even though you can feel that they want to replace Peter so bad with him it's hilarious. Insomniac is flung just that so we'll see how that goes, but to be honest I just don't care about superhero films/series unless it's Batman or Superman or Supergirl. I'm just sick of Marvel in general. I show up for Supeman Legacy and The Batman, but there's nothing else currently out or on the horizon I give a shit about.
HOW is this movie woke
Trans flag and all that it stands for is enough tbqhwyd
There was a flag? Wtf I didn't see it
Exactly.
Indubitably.
Its in one of their rooms. Gwen I'm guessing since they're just itching to make her trans one day. They'll Ice-Man her soon enough.
I still haven't watched this slop. I watched the first one; the art style and animation is what makes it kino. The rest of it is passable. Everyone above the age of 20 knows this deep down but we'll all continue to posture like this is series is somehow groundbreaking and earth shattering just because spider-man is a Black
I want to frick Miguel
Does Miles finally take the BWC? Dis black boi ain't gonna watch it unless he does.
Give it time, I'm sure they'll make him gay, at the very least bi
Not a hope.
>IMMA DO MAH OWN THANG
Proceeds to steal everything that makes Peter Parker, Peter Parker.
The first movie was a flop, I don't know what changed
Years of unpaid viral marketers telling people to watch it on Netflix.
These are the lowest grossing Spiderman movies worldwide - doing worse than Raimi's 20 year old films (which had a far smaller international markets) and even the Andrew Garfield ones, which did so poorly Sony killed off their whole planned universe two movies in. That's before even accounting for inflation or the amount of higher price premium formats that didn't exist back then.
The success of the Spiderverse duo is predominantly due to the United States being a Blackphilic country. Adjusted for inflation, neither has outgrossed Big Hero 6, a movie Disney's tried to turn into a franchise to very limited success. Spiderverse and Miles are more popular with terminally online black worshippers than the actual general audience.
You saw the same thing play out with that racist israelite's ugly April Ninja Turtles movie. Based on the amount of online spam these two had, you'd think they were the highest grossing animated movies of the year. TMNT was outgrossed by a Paw Patrol movie produced for literally a fraction of its budget.
Say what you want about Miles but there isn't a better movie to watch while doing hallucinogens.
>watch while doing hallucinogens
There's quite a few. Anything from Bakshi. Avatar 1 or 2. A giallo like Phenomena. Blade Runner. Labyrinth. The list goes on.
You could also try not watching children's movies while being a drug addict
A Scanner Darkly, Paprika, Speed Racer
Frickin' A, those are also some great recs. I'd also add
>Dark City
>Waterworld
>Brazil
>The Fall
All amazing to watch while baked.
The only memorable thing was Hispanic chad Spider-Man
>Elemental made more money than Spider-verse internationally
>The Little Mermaid made more money than mission impossible
>Barbie is highest grossing film of the year
>Girlboss Mario is second highest grossing film of the year
Wokeness has won
Pretty much.
Now do the same shit without hiding behind the spiderman brand
there's a difference between shoving INSINCERE nonsense no one wants in the background or fricking around with the sense of story, character, action and reaction, in order to earn ESG points desperately because you pollute at all your fricked up theme parks, use child slaves in your production line to manufacture toy garbage, and have a management board of 99% old white men
compared to
a bunch of limp wristed, naive, pathetic, internally victimized, progressive (pro capitalist) liberals that just want everyone to get along and are too dumb to understand nuance.
The first is called 'executive meddling' and kills storytelling, the second is just cosmopolitan sensitivity which we have always had in good and bad stories of yore so why would it be different today?
Let me guess, the greatest Spiderman of all time next to Peter Parker, 2099, carries the whole movie.
After the Spiderman 2 game, I really got Miles Morales fatigue
This and the homosexual moviegames shown me /misc/ is completely right.