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b***h looks like chud
>movie about how black man are the scum of the earth
>black women flock to it
what the frick
Why are you surprised? Black women are instantly moist whenever there’s a good looking white male around
I hate all men, but young White boys are at least pretty to look at.
qrd
black women are statistically the largest killer of black males
Fetuses don't count, Jaykwon. Stop being trash partners so that your women didn't have to abort their children.
why wouldn't black women go to a film that accurately depicts black males?
woke doesn't mean has black people in it
Keep telling yourself that.
Cope. There's literally a lesbian song in it.
nothing wrong with sabotaging Black folk with woke shit,just keep that shit away from me and mine
Nah black folk need a break bro. Democrats already destroyed their culture and mindset, a black person cant be successful without being constantly accused of being an uncle tom give them a fricking rest
just move to africa
>it's ok when israelites are demoralising thee but its not ok when theyre demoralising mee
you're part of the problem bucko
>you care about your own but not others? THAT'S NOT IT SWEET
lmao
Who do you think they’ll go for next dumbass?
Asians? Latinxes? They've been demoralizing people of European descent for decades.
Who cares? After whites everyone is going to be the same low iq moronic mutt savage killing each other for nebulous stupid reasons. The handful of remaining whites will hear excuses like
>Nah mang you don't get it dey be from south ah da taco stand, ya feel me? I gotta shoot em mang.
It won't matter anymore. And they'll all be muslims.
in the book it was ALSO incest. I bet they didnt keep that.
Yeah, now she conceives her babies immaculately. Moron, how are they going to take out the incest? It's central to the plot, she's pining after her missing kids the whole movie and the end is her getting reuniting with them. Also the incest is a fakeout since the book, it turns out the guy wasn't her biological father
Lesbians being portrayed isn't inherently woke either.
^
Which makes it an inherently right wing movie that reaffirms the importance of a strong Nuclear family while condemning premarital sex.
It does if your a moronic left leaning homosexual who doesnt understand why people hate things beyond group think.
>your a moronic
and they say Americans can't do irony.
are your jimmies rustled?
yes. Color purple is actually anti-woke. Pro family, pro cop, pro dad, trannies are seething, what's woke about it?
That's literally what it means 9/10.
who's that zesty buck on the left?
The Color Purple is not woke.
The Help is.
Chuds are just b***hes that get triggered by everything. You think they watched the 80s movie or (LMAO) read the book? They have zero idea what the story is about.
This 100% fellow Cinemaphileians. Reddit chuds here from 2016s nuking of their pro nazi subreddits just shit up our board now.
>Chuds are just b***hes that get triggered by everything.
the last 10-15 years of "entertainment" has just been woketarded leftoid shitbags remaking everything possible because it TRIGGERED them so hard, get real, you idiot.
>no u
Is this another "slavegirl fricks massa" story?
Yeah, nobody cares about Black person trash.
iirc the main character gets raped by her dad and she has his kids, then he sells her to another homie who abuses of her too.
> Chuds
Imagine the creatures that use this pretend word unironically. Wew
>Imagine the creatures that use this pretend word unironically. Wew
>pretend word
>Searching for posts that contain ‘chud’. Returning only first 1000 of 123837 results found.
nice way to expose yourself as a newbie
Ah yes, the extremely obscure Color Purple, a movie created by little known director Steven Spielberg.
To be fair, this is one of the very few Spielberg movies I haven't watched.
>Assuming reddit chuds are cinematically literate enough to have heard of any film Spielberg made that wasn't sci-fi related.
In many countries, Holocaust denial is a crime.
I'm going to wager most blacks haven't read the book either.
Or anything, for that matter lol.
>I'm going to wager most blacks haven't read the book either.
Unless you have, you missed that dunk.
lmao Tyrone's feelings got hurt
why the frick would any normal white person read a book about black lesbians that wasn't porn
Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1983
National Book Award for Fiction in 1983
Bestselling Novel
AP English Recommended Novel for 40 years
Sorry you never learned how to read, but don't brag about that.
lmao yes, the black lesbians received many awards, surely now I should read this award winning black lesbian literature, they only give awards to great art like Moonlight and Green Book and Maya Angelou after all
go make some more basketball analogies Jaquarius
So, you boast about not reading and -- judging by your posts -- you're barely literate enough to chud post on a chan.
If you would like to lie about all the books you've read, now is the time. Just look the Wikipedia page for a random year and CTRL-V a couple of titles. That's a good fella.
I'm glad you're embarrassed to be black, because you should be
uh, all three are warner bros movies, dude
wtf is wrong with her eyes
one good thing I can say about Alice is she believes the world is run by reptilians and israelites and refuses to back down on it lol
one eye on the camera one eye on the door this Black person is hard af fr
The irony of your post.
Oof.
A real Black Beauty!
TCP is super feminist
Feminist isn't woke
>leftism isn't leftist
Meds.
"woke" is viewing everything and anything through the lens of victim vs oppressor. feminism absolutely falls in that category
you've had more of it shoved down your throat for longer so you're more used to it but it's still woke
Wow, second best for Christmas, that must be gorillians I mean what a bustling day that must be for people going to the movies! Lets see-
>less than half what the marvels made first day
lmao
Is that the ugly fish b***h?
>The Color Purple
Never even heard of this movie.
Found the zoomer. This shit made Oprah’s career and even my Mexican mom liked the first movie.
>Spic
That explains it.
NTA, I'm 35 and don't recall this being a thing. That you hang on Oprah's words is very funny.
nta but the 85 version was a huge hit, 4th highest grossing movie of the year, Spielberg's followup to Temple of Doom, nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress, you're just oblivious
>beats Aquaman and Wonka
is that supposed to be a big accomplishment?
Lmao this. It beat certifiable garbage, what an accomplishment >>
>Chuds are just b***hes that get triggered by everything. You think they watched the 80s movie or (LMAO) read the book? They have zero idea what the story is about.
I look like this and say this and vote for Trump.
Any movies for this feel?
lady maga the movie
troonys are voting for trump now?
Amazin
Stop posting, TJ
Now show me the numbers. I doubt there's enough interest for anybody to go watch this whatever the frick this movie is.
Lots of free passes that were counted as sales.
Black women are a strong base and they eat up whatever slop is marketed directly to them.
Tyler Perry is a billionaire off their backs.
18 million on Christmas Day. Let’s see how it does next week. Just sounds lien every Black person woman that wanted to see it went
Is Alice Walker content aimed at white male population?
Wait, who the frick wants to watch The Color Purple on Chistmas? And it's a fricking musical now??
Americans are much more moronic than I thought.
It's already a stage musical. People have a good cry and get a happy ending before the new year's.
Ah I didn't know. That's deranged.
> Americans
This is bread and circus for the slave class. Not unlike your country’s citizens’ position to western whites.
The audience celebrates Kwanza on a different day.
>Kwanza
Is that the game with floompy controls where you try to sprint 100m?
It's Go Disney Get Broke
They didn't really make it "go woke", you are just a moron.
Only in the US
The most cucked, Blackloving place in the world
>Cinemaphile doesn't consider the color purple woke now purely due to cope
Lol
theaters were accepting ebt for this for some reason.
I’ve always wondered how the white people here are so naive and moronic when it comes to discussing black people, but now it all makes sense. None of you have seen The Color Purple? No wonder all of you idiots were blindsided by feminism
It hadn't been crossed in close to 15 years of big blockbuster movies being released at Christmas, so yeah it would seem so. That's what breaking a long standing record means
How many movies genuinely open on Christmas day? Most new films usually come out on Fridays, which means that can only happen once every seven years. Spiderman, Avatar and other recent big winter break movies opened a few days before.
It’s a bullshit statistic. The last year a movie opened on Christmas ON a Friday which was 2015. This, mind you, was the same month Force Awakens came out. This is what Color Purple beat:
Concussion
Point Break (Remake)
The Hateful Eight
But leave it to israelite Hollywood to obfuscate this for a story
>The Hateful Eight
Tarantula bros, not like this....
This is a gay and meaningless stat. There aren't many notable movies that get released on Christmas day. What's more notable is that this is the lowest #1 movie on Christmas day since 2014. Change the URL to see how much the highest grossing movies on Christmas day makes:
https://the-numbers.com/box-office-chart/daily/2023/12/25
It's usually Avatar, Capeshit or Star Wars movies a few days into their run.
I'm doing my part, I'm going to see Aquaman today
Number 1 on muttland! Wow
Wait, that's the Little Mermaid girl? At least she got to be in an ACTUAL movie for once. Still ugly as sin though. She should remove the mole.
>Woke trash sells more than other woke trash
woah
So Prince Eric dumped the lil mermaid in a plantation?
Didn't Oprah own shares of Epstein Island?
It's the end of White Cinema bros.
If you need me I'll be rewatching kinos before before 1969
I ain't seeing a little big maid movie until she gets them tig ol bitties out
nice bait thread
why yall morons take the OP bait? check yourself
No movie released at Christmas has made that much in it's debut since 2009. That's why it's impressive
Which movie?
Color Purple 2023 slots in at #10.
Makes sense I guess, non liberals are too busy doing other things Christmas day to go to the movies
>non liberals are too busy doing other things Christmas day to go to the movies
Too busy posting on Cinemaphile?
It's the 27th
And in a few hours I will be in the cinema watching aquaman, a movie that has almost entirely cut out a character because of the actor only liberals are defending
she's innocent
2 hours and 20 minutes? Jesus Christ, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Box Office Mojo is manned by chimps. Just a few days ago it shit itself and had about 40 random films listed as rereleases
I don't care if goyslop makes money. Making money doesn't make something moral. Stop being a dumbfrick conservative.
>Remake old movie and make it woke: Bomb.
>'Hey! Let's try a movie that was already woke!'.
I guess there's a kind of intelligence behind it.
It's frontloaded and it's DOA internationally. It'd be lucky to gross more than $150M worldwide
Isn't The Color Purple based on a book written by a Black American?
The Color Purple made $18,150 on Christmas Day in 3152 theaters. An average of $5 per theater. It's the biggest bomb of all time.
>Take tissues.
What kind of sick frick is jerking off to black women getting beaten?
>Don't tell me Cinemaphile was wrong AGAIN
RENT FRICKING FREE
And Cinemaphile is never wrong, you sad homosexualini KEK
>A debut release grossed more than a dying DC flick and 3 weeks old release
impressive
>cast super cute girl in cute dress
>does well
makes sense
Dear me, these nogs can't even spell colour correctly.
Is this about the drank, or is it a Purple Aki biopic?
-ke
it just released
lol you think this will even come close to break even? If it does I will champion troon rights for the rest of my life. Screen cap this
Ah yes, sorry, I forgot, The Color Purple is that once-in-a-decade sleeper hit that ends up making 800 million at the box office on Christmas, kek.
>budget 100m
The frick?
yeah what the frick I saw the trailer and just kind of assumed it was one of those cheap mid-budget productions a studio releases to make a small profit between Christmas and Valentine's. It looks like one of those 2000s Hallmark miniseries. How the frick does it have a budget higher than $30m?
All 3 of those films are from Warner Bros
My jimmies have never been less rustled.
>jimmies so completely rustled he couldnt even respond to the right post
lel
Lol 18 million whole dollars on a day that white people spend with their family. Wow. How will you schwoogies spend all that money? Oh wait, it couldn’t be because black supremacy organizations have been buying up all the tickets like with Black Panther could it? Hmmmm.
>this is the best office office debut in a decade
grim
>this is the best office office
What's office office, precious?
youll have to give me some time, i made that shitpost and im not sure what i ment by that. sorry, hand on for a bit
Most movies don't open on Christmas day. Especially a Monday Christmas. This was a PR move
uh, okay, so i say grim, again?
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt1200263/.
???
Since race doesn't matter why aren't there any white or Asian women playing these black characters?
Since race doesn't matter why aren't there any black or middle eastern women playing these white characters?
> asians in the early 20th century south in large numbers
> whites where black and african traditions and lifestyles are prevalent through the book, movie and (presumably) musical
good luck with that
>some shit from literally hundreds ago i dont care about
oh no
Yeah, exactly my point. They always shove anachronistic Black folk in anything white. Stories and the white experience or figures from white history or mythology. But oy vey, you can't race swap black characters it wouldn't make sense.
Just in case some of you dumbasses haven't figured it out this movie is a complete flop and op is just a desperate shitposter
not any different to cowboy movies. being a rustler was the shittiest, low paying job on earth, and it was filled with mexicans, asians and god knows what mystery meat. hollywood, which you all hate, has effectively tricked you into thinking its the best job and the most white thing ever.
lmao
>get woke
ESL moment. What's next?
>once you get black you never went back
moron
>the color purple
>woke
You are a dumb ass and probably under the age of 18. This movie is explicitly for Black folks and no white person, liberal or what have you, would go and see this nor would they be welcomed if they did somehow muster the courage to walk into a theater of sheboons
>random twitter screenshot thread
This should be automatic grounds for a permaban.
>beat out Wonka and Aquaman 2
not much competition to beat out
I dunno I'm in the cinema about to watch Aquaman right now and it's decently full
It's not any of my usual cinemas though maybe this gets extra business from being the only one for a good while around
How embarrassing
Movie was good, but also kind of feels like it was meant to be in 2 parts and they pulled the rug out from under them by cancelling the whole damn universe before they could
Dude this film was finished a long time ago. It's just shit
You reckon they held the release back? Why would they do that
The remake was a real thing? This whole time I thought it was a joke in reference to that old comedy skit:
Am I banned?
lmoa warner buying tickets again and schools forcing kids to pay
>We did it Warner Bros! We beat Warner Bros and Warner Bros! That will show Warner Bros!
Frontloaded. Cast's too ugly to make it a box office hit.
>Black person movie beats an Island Black person movie and a movie with a israelite twink
Yeah it "beat" Wonka. A film that released two weeks ago
I've never heard the title even once
>woke
It's not "woke".
If it was "woke" it would have a white and Asian woman in it, and there'd be a lesbian relationship in there somewhere.
Only white people aren't allowed to have their own stories and characters, but every other group is fine being hemogenous.
They really try to hide it in this version, but the whole plot of the movie is that the MC leaves her husband to be with his mistress
IDIOT
Still not "woke", as there isn't enough "diversity" in the film.
You don't know what "diversity" means, you dirt-eating troglodyte, this movie is even more diverse than Black Panther was
>You don't know what "diversity" means
it only means devoid of white
Yeah that was my point
Idk what the hell this is but sort of reminds me of Picnic at Hanging Rock which I need to watch cause I like Peter Weir a lot.
This was the worst movie I saw all year, and I went to at least 100 in theaters
So basically zero competition.
Actually there were 7 wide releases this weekend, it was packed
Aquaman 2
Anyone But You
Boys in the Boat
Migration
Ferrari
Iron Claw
As I said: zero competition.
>beating aquaman and wonka
The absolute state of Disney
Having having black people on it doesnt make something woke, you guys know that, you are just dishonest
leftybros.... our raid... the chuds are dismantling all of our arguments.....
Elon Musk pulling no punches
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1739365034063536598
>gay moron thinks anything is woke
These are considered 10/10 in murica
>this woke trash did better than this other woke trash, take that chud!!
The hell are you talking about, the budget of this thing is 100+ millions, close to wonka.
No way they will make 200m domestic and they got 0 international.
This will lose alot of money.
that's actually pretty shit for a movie with that budget
This movie has no legs. On day 2, it already fell behind Wonka and Aquaman.
I didnt watch the original because whoopi goldberg is very disturbing to look at.