>gets cut

>gets cut
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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so he doesn't get to milk the cat?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the purpose of this niggur?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the audience will never know because dany's script is shit and he's a hack

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      strategist with a computer brain, so there's really no purpose for him after atreides gets btfo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      strategist with a computer brain, so there's really no purpose for him after atreides gets btfo

      He's captured by the Harkonens and made to work for them since their previous computer brain got killed by Leto's bad breath. He is pretty much a perspective character for the book reader to give some innerworkings of the Harkonen plot which isn't really present in either films. Since his actions don't have any bearing on the story's outcome it's pretty understandable that he would be cut

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      in books 2 and 3 he gets captured by the harkonnens who give him a poison that requires a daily antidote that they'll only give him if he agrees to help the baron. so he replaces piter (picrel) as the baron's personal human supercomputer while also trying to make moves to kill off feyd-rautha by pitting feyd up against trained atreides warriors in the arena (instead of the usual drugged up slaves that feyd is used to fighting), all while giving the baron advice that will cripple rabban on arrakis and allow maud'dib fremen movement time to grow and gain enough momentum to overthrow the harkonnens.

      Nope, no Count either. The list goes on and on, book fans hate it.

      h-h-mmmahhh yeaaahhhh I heard the director hates dialogue. that w-w-w-w-w-w-ould explain why he ummmm ah-h-h-h-h cut the count from the u-m-m-m-m-m ah movie, yes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about, Thufir dies at the end of Book 1

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          dune is made up of three books

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way, I heard they cut the count fenring from the entire movie too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Count Fenring!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, no Count either. The list goes on and on, book fans hate it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >book fans

        If you're actually a fan of the books I really can't square why you would care about Fenring. He's just a moron who the baron talks to and then sheds a single tear when he has a Gundam Newtype-eque mind understanding with Paul. He's a literally nothing character whose just in the book to have someone for the baron to talk to.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You clearly have not read the book. Count Fenring could kill Paul if he wanted to but decides not to. He's part of the breeding program and was a potential bloodline for the chosen one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, not glup shitto

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynch Dune remains undefeated

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch's worst is still better than Denise's best.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lynch Dune remains undefeated

        Based

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Undoubtedly true.
        The only question is what one should consider Lynch's worst (I'd suggest Elephant Man) and what Villeneuve's best (that's where it gets really tricky).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lynch's worst (I'd suggest Elephant Man)
          Crazy talk, its Inland Empire by many, many miles

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Inland Empire is among his best. Exactly because it doesn't follow all the conventions that Elephant Man does. It's Lynch at his most Lynchean, at the very least.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, there's more than enough zendaya for everyone instead

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no mentats
      >no war of assasins
      >no deep ecology
      >no guild
      >no Neurolinguistic programing
      >no Pavlovian conditioning of the masses
      >no Archeofuturism
      >no assibya

      But don't worry. There's plenty of scowling zendaya

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe one day, a decade from now, someone will have AI generate a proper adaptation of Dune... maybe it'll be one of us

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe the decisions made in this series.
    >bloat runtime
    >don’t use all this runtime to show off the cool Dune universe (which our art direction made bland anyways) or better explain some of the aspects of the story
    >instead cut a load of stuff, strip the story to barebones, and even change things moronicly
    This was my major gripe with part 1, can’t believe they continued on this trend.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More time for zendaya

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >liking Dune at all

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than what he did to Alia.

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