>gets hired as fricking Harry Potter. >producers expect him to grow into a gigachad in a few years. >5'5 lol

>gets hired as fricking Harry Potter
>producers expect him to grow into a gigachad in a few years
>5'5 lol
>gets only shitty roles

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was in a movie with Sarah Gadon as his girlfriend and she cheats on him.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get the impression Harry was ever meant to be a chad from the books but then again it did imply his Dad was.

    They should Avatar'd the series and worked the kids to death so they were appropriately young for the entire series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Harry Potter
      >Gigachad
      Wasn't he just supposed to be the normal reader self-insert but with John Lennon glasses and a forehead scar?

      >I didn't get the impression Harry was ever meant to be a chad from the boo
      He's the chosen one who is also the star sportsman who is also in the jock house who also fricks and marries the hottest girl in the school who then proceeds to kill hitler and then become a supercop. He is quintessentially chad in the books.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >marries the hottest girl in the school

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the books Ginny is canonically the sexiest girl in the school.

          >star sportsman who is also in the jock house
          he just rides on a fricking stick.

          In the HP world the seeker is king and Harry is king dick seeker in Hogwarts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Harry is king dick-seeker
            Harry's gay?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a redhead pigskin
            >hottest girl in the school
            lmao ok chud

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Keep in mind they are in Bongland. Pic related are 10/10 over there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry Potter
        >Gigachad
        Wasn't he just supposed to be the normal reader self-insert but with John Lennon glasses and a forehead scar?

        I didn't get the impression Harry was ever meant to be a chad from the books but then again it did imply his Dad was.

        They should Avatar'd the series and worked the kids to death so they were appropriately young for the entire series.

        judging what someone should look like merely by their accomplishments is silly because Alexander The Great was like 5'1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nope. they never found his body and there no period sources mentioning his height, weight or general appearance. All descriptions of Alexanders appearance come from hundreds of years after his death.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but most Greeks (and more specifically, Macedonian Greeks) topped at 5’4. Romans were of a similar height and liked to call the Germans “giants”.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah because most of them were involuntary vegans. if you have goat or cow that makes milk 99% of the time you're going to sell it to rich people unless you're wealthy yourself in which case you'll be eating meat and dairy. Most people in that era didn't eat meat or dairy because they couldn't afford it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This anon is correct, it should also be said that macedonians in general had a much better diet than the average southern greek, I imagine that a member of the Argead family wouldn't be a stunted manlet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do know that people were much shorter on average back then right? The average height was like 5'6 or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man lived in the BC, doesn’t even make sense to compare him when expectations for human size were wildly different back then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >star sportsman who is also in the jock house
        he just rides on a fricking stick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Potter wasn’t tall in the books and far from a gigachad.

        >He is quintessentially chad in the books.
        You didn’t read the books, Cedric was the chad. Everyone knew Harry was a dweeb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh moment. He literally had stunted growth because he was raised in a cupboard and was malnourished. His father was a chad, not Harry.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn’t he grow into a chad though?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Bruh moment
              Jesus christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Jesus christ.
                Bruh moment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >old men past the age of 25 still use this board

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah alright wigger

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                seething millennial. Dial8

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like you’re projecting? Are you okay bro?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not the one saying "bruh", wigger.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Touch grass homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who says I want to be. You’re crazy, take your meds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sure thing "bruh"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then why are you talking like one? you have absolutely no personality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why do you think I'm a wigger when I talk like a Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i mean they did get one out every 1-2 years but teenagers grow up fast. trying to avatar it with CGI for everything wouldn't work well considering the time and how long it takes to make good CG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >avatar'd
      what does that mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They should Avatar'd the series and worked the kids to death so they were appropriately young for the entire series.
      They are literally the same age as their characters in every film.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're not. All three main characters were over 20 playing 17 year-olds in the last movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wrong

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should have replaced him with Black bull. Imagine Hermione blacked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot

    >grows up to be the most successful closeted gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evidence?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he did earn frick you money from the Harry Potter series alone.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's due to the moronic Hollywood policy of casting short child actors cause they look younger instead of using camera tricks, they lack foresight.

    He is not even 5'5
    https://www.celebheights.com/s/Daniel-Radcliffe-792.html

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ezPn69C.jpg

      >gets hired as fricking Harry Potter
      >producers expect him to grow into a gigachad in a few years
      >5'5 lol
      >gets only shitty roles

      That was really bad luck,like if the guy was at least 5'7 or 5'8 they could work arround it but instead he is not even taller than Hermione

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's due to the moronic hollywood policy of casting short child actors cause they look younger instead of using camera tricks, they lack foresight.

        He is not even 5'5
        https://www.celebheights.com/s/Daniel-Radcliffe-792.html

        He was in a movie with Sarah Gadon as his girlfriend and she cheats on him.

        In his scenes with Canadian actress Sarah Gadon, they are never fully in frame together and most of the scenes are filmed over his shoulder looking at her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They could have mainlined him some human growth hormone. Pay off a few crooked doctors.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kid I knew growing up did this. Ended up being about 5'4.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine if he didn't take it, Messi is like 5ft 6 and a half and he took GH.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he would have been a literal midget and the doctors saved him from killing himself, I believe this 100%

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking hell. I guess some people are just fated to be turbomanlets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kid I knew growing up did this. Ended up being about 5'4.

          isn't that a malcolm in the middle episode?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry Potter
    >Gigachad
    Wasn't he just supposed to be the normal reader self-insert but with John Lennon glasses and a forehead scar?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure he was pretty short in the books. He always constantly mogged by Ron who was described as quite tall, same as goes for Malfoy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He seems to only take roles that personally interest him but maybe that's his cope.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter is such boy repellent.
    I was reading Conan & The Hobbit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >_____ is such boy repellent.
      Judging by how you speak I'm guessing it's also a gay repellent

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets only shitty roles
    tbh it's kinda based that he goes for weird, off-the-path projects. has been in some real kino than some actor worried about "muh career" would never touch

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically enough Harry should have looked like this when he got older

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neville was the true "chosen one"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wallas!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gets more roles and more b***hes than you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Daniel, coping much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hardly anything to brag about is it?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was he not fed properly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many 5'5 men exist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        environmental def matters though. i was malnourished growing up and only got 169cm when i should have been closer to 172. i still seethe and cope to this day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but 3cm is like nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I walso also underweight my entire childhood and grew up to be 200.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, as a kid I practiced lots of sports, swimming, basketball, football, track-and-field yet I ended up a 5'4'' with a goblin face.
        I don't know where did I fricked up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many 5'5 men exist.

      israelite genes

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's like potter irl. Super famous manlet who disappeared after his teens.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For an 8-film role like this why wouldn’t the casting director look at the parents of their potential choices to see how ugly or short they could be after puberty?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ive read countless posts on here about studios and producers and whatnot feeding him drugs or whatever to stunt his growth and keep him young. and something tells me the same ones who made those posts are in this thread saying different things

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are all doomed. They should start hiring older looking kids instead of the moronation they follow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Tom Felton has a net worth of $20 mil
      > The three leads each have a net worth of at least $50 mil
      > Radcliffe has over $100 mil and has been in a relationship with a taller woman for 10 years
      Yep, it's all over for them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >taller than them all
        >better looking
        >net worth £34.65
        >love life: none existent
        They're doing so bad...

        They were the stars of one of the most successful franchises of all times. Yes they are doing so bad. Their potential was limitless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way rickman was 6’1 range during goblet of fire, he got giga mogged by Karkaroff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >taller than them all
      >better looking
      >net worth £34.65
      >love life: none existent
      They're doing so bad...

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tets

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel and Elijah have the perfect career. one giant movie that earns you enough money to retire. can act in weird little movies and do stuff with your friends. peak comfy and way better than being some Marvel shill with a giant mansion but a shit life

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stars in indie kino
    Ftfy

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >was told that i look like harry potter a few times (i.e. radcliffe from the movies)
    this means i'm ugly, right, lads?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's got a good face and hair though.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any tall former child stars? I can't think of any.
    The long hours, lack of sleep, abuse, and probably poor nutrition and early caffeine use must frick them up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nicholas Hoult is 6'3".

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a nice boy

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him in escape from pretoria
    you can't really tell he's a manlet in that movie either

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Child/young actor has his/her life role and then pretty much disappears from the scenes
    It's like it never happened before. For the rest of his life he will be the "Harry Potter guy", and this for sure had a huge part. At least he seems to be pretty solid, many of them quit for depression/drugs/alchol problem, caused often by the ~~*Hollywood*~~ producers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is israeli too. His mother was a casting agent ans out of 2000 kids he was the chosen one heh.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Except Harry Potter is canonically supposed to be short and skinny, with messy jet black hair and electric green eyes. Dan is small and skinny, with brown hair and blue eyes. Close enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He starts off short and skinny, but eventually becomes tall and skinny. He's a lanklet, basically. He would be a chad with exercise and a proper diet, but he spends most of the series just trying not to die.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never got shitting on celebrities like this.
    Every male celebrity has a female fan base. Is anyone a fan of you? Do you have girls all over the world in love with you? then stfu.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's cause he gives the other kids, the 98 pound weaklings, some hope

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his height in the movies didn't even matter they were great movies especially compared to what's produced now. he also has had plenty of other roles, he just doesn't give a frick with the frick you money and does it for the lolz

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post that webm of him getting fricked in the butt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really admire the way he and Elijah Wood went for weirdo roles after their blockbusters. Unlike a certain fricking midge who can't stop milking his starring fantasy role 40 years later.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    after Bran Stark became a gross gangly teen I'm glad Harry stayed photogenic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bran is a crippled weirdo, it worked well for him.
      Arya is the real tragedy. She starts ugly in the book but eventually turns into a younger Lyanna Stark when she grows into her looks. Show Arya did the exact diametric opposite of that.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad how mogged by height he ended up being, his hair and eyes would have carried him into another era of stardom if he weren't so pathetically short. Maybe if he were 5'10 at the very least. He's so small that his upper body is tiny too.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise 5'7''
    >Radcliffe 5'5''
    Bros there is basically no difference here, especially with the shoes actors wear.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not bad looking. Isn't tom cruise pretty short? I think the issue is that he is a terrible actor and has a shit agent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible he's just not interested in going back to big studios after spending his whole childhood in that work environment.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Except being a manlet makes your wiener look bigger at a distance. Hence he got cast for weird bestiality theatre kino.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > The tragedy of the chosen one
    Its a good theme, but has been done better elsewhere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats he up to nowadays?

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