>Gets megamillions for a shitty tv adaption of the Kino books
>Stops doing any kind of work
This fat frick will never finish game of thrones.
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No shit, he hasn't written a new page in like 10 years
i can't wait till he ''almost finishes it" and then uses the excuse that his DOS PC With WordStar breaks down on him deleting all the work.
>No shit, he hasn't written a new page in like 10 years
He's 3/4 done WOW
Watch the Preston Jacobs video. It's mostly just leftover material and maybe 300 pages he wrote.
the point is he got a lot of writing done during covid when he was unable to leave his house or travel or work on any spinoff shows. When George is productive, he gets really happy and starts blogging about how he's writing chapters. That's why he was like "Oh yeah I just finished a clutch of Cersei chapters and I'm writing a Tyrion chapter, and next up is an Arya chapter!" and then went radio silent because he stopped progressing.
And if you follow how ADWD was written, you realize he's one of the least efficient writers on the planet. He wrote literal thousands of extra pages on possible directions ADWD could go based around the timing of characters' arrivals in Meereen with respect to Dany's wedding. Then he picked the one he liked best and threw the others in the trash. He can spend 6 months "writing" and ultimately end up with 200 pages unwritten.
I think he's "3/4ths done" but still has some plotholes he's trying to fill out, and that may or may not involve rewriting hundreds of pages. He has that whole issue from ~10 years ago where he told the author of Outlander that he realized he needs a character that died in ADWD to still be alive. So that 3/4ths done could easily turn into halfway done if he has to delete 500 pages to fix a plothole.
Wow how do gullible people like you make it through life?
he's been "3/4ths done with TWOW" for like a fricking decade now
He has in his bollocks.
The problem isn’t that he hasn’t written. The problem is that he writes too much. He writes and rewrites. Read his interviews on the Mereenese Knot.
>Sunset found him sitting at a table, groaning. Every course was more fattening than the one before, and smelled more delicious. By the time the moon came up, he was gulping down pints of cream. The more he ate the less he wrote, and the less he wrote, the more the fans seethed
Liking the books over the adaptation doesn't make you cool or interesting. Season 1 was extremely faithful and 2 through 4 were good even though they deviated.
jokes on you I've hated both ever since it became clear they would never be finished.
>Liking the books over the adaptation doesn't make you cool or interesting
Yeah, it just makes you not moronic
>Liking the books over the adaptation doesn't make you cool or interesting
Yes it does
A Dream of Spring turns into A Dream of a Book for us fans.
That's actually why it's called a Dream of Spring though. It's a performance art stunt, you'll understand in a few decades after GRRM passes
And The Winds of Winter is called that because GRRM is talking out of his ass
>This fat frick will never finish game of thrones.
A Game of Thrones came out in 1996 you moron. The series is called A Song of Ice and Fire and the book the fat moron is failing to write is called The Winds of Winter.
He's contractually prohibited from finishing the story. Non compete clause with hbo
The ip is finish though which is why there’s no point
HBO ruined the show and jogger Valerians sealed the deal
The true redpill is realizing GRRM doesn't know how to end the story, never had any plans to begin with, and the footnotes he gave HBO were actually implemented as written. The poor reception to the show has probably convinced him that he is incapable of actually wrapping things up in a way that's satisfying.
Based George. I wouldn't give a frick either.
a very faustian bargain. ''you can be famous, acclaimed, rich, but you must sacrifice the ability to write anything ever again, and you will have no legacy'' he took the deal, I don't feel sorry for him.
you would have too
He was already like 60+ when GoT released. He was presumably already settled in his life, not like getting a babe and a Lambo means a lot at that age. It would have been better to pick legacy.
Has there ever been a content creator that did not become a sellout and a hack after getting famous?
Only ones I can think of are from a very long time ago like Tolkien and C.S Lewis who wrote for their faith and their autism
Good, I'd rather he make more stuff for video games
He'll finish it by 2026 me thinksbut it'll be hacked up
>kino books
>kino work
lol, lmao even go read more.
Poor old guy
He blogs like an emo homosexual on tumblr from 10 years ago
>Hai gaiz, sry, I can't rite teh next chapter of my fanfic cuz Ive got teh sadz :~~*
>It is hard to escape the feeling that we are living in the Weimar Republic.
I can't imagine going thru every day worrying about shit that has little to no effect on me or mine
Any port in a storm
Any excuse to not WRITE THE FRICKING BOOK
That's all it really is. He throws out liberal buzzwords to satiate most of his fan base while feigning concern - Ukraine, Gaza, oh and don't forget about Myanmar, throw a couple other areas in and then go back to Orange Man bad. Then flex that you're rich and famous but feign humility by saying you haven't had an effect on anyone. If that doesn't work, there's always climate change! Just write the books you childless fat frick
Old people were often frightened with threats of bombs when they were kids. He probably had to do drills where he hid under desks
His fat ass probably couldn't even hide under the teacher's desk.
He was skinny then and got bullied for it
As they say, ignorance is a bliss.
You only think that any of those wars aren't affecting you, but they contribute to take things from you at such a slow pace that you'll never realize once you've lost it all.
What a weak willed little b***h. When I get old I’m gonna get even more curmudgeonly and callused, if I turn into an effeminate mangina like George just kill me. Going through your emo phase at 75 is dastardly work
Time may take my friends and family, but it won't take my fire.
>It's hard to escape the feeling that we are living in the Weimar Republic
>It's hard to escape the feeling that we are living in the Weimar Republic
Oh, you definitely are, George. You already reintroduced numerus clausus and (with a different target, of course), it’s just a matter of time you feel strong enough to go even further.
>cancel culture and newspeak has gone too far!
>and that's why we have to stop drumpfffffffff
are boomers even human
>are boomers even human
They are much more susceptible to propaganda than any other generation. All they had was the television when they were younger
>Cancel culture is destroying lives
Does he have some skeletons in the closet he's afraid will come out?
Basically all old fantasy writers except Christian veterans like Tolkien and Lewis were shota or e-girlcons and it shows. Even Rowling engaged in some thirst posting towards her own characters and the fat guy described a twelve year old getting raped by a fat harry Mongol Arab mutt for a page
Lewis was into milfs.
Lewis being into milfs and Tolkien being into big-bosomed fairy women and treating them with respect is pretty wholesome and normie. Even for the most prudish person it does not hit quite as hard as "I maturbated to a twelve year old blond raped by an Arab in his thirties" or "I jerk offd to scat".
Dani getting stretched is Gurm telling you nooooo I’m not Tolkien, here’s Galadriel getting FRICKED
Total hack.
I actually wondered if the Targs were a stand in for Tolkien's elves
the way you guys talk its almost as if you think having an adult woman fetish is unusual or something
I mean in terms of things that are considered cancel worthy offenses, some feminist blue hairs would actually jump on a guy for "fetishizing older gals"
She as 45 and he was 18.
She was the mother of a fellow soldier who was killed in action.
Lewis's official biographer didn't think there was anything suspicious until he interviewed her daughter and saw what their sleeping arrangements were.
Lewis had that cheeky, devil-may-care Irish attitude, so I really wouldn't put it past him.
>fat harry Mongol Arab mutt
he was more of a mongol/native american
Dothraki are so fricking moronic man, how on earth did Lardman think "oh if they dont wear armour they look badass"
The Dothraki were a fun fantasy race but the world building for them and the fetish stuff was so weird.
I remember the jokes about Khal preferring the brother
they are a fun fantasy race until you consider they somehow steamrolled a continent and the fricking westerosi are afraid of them
>the fat guy described a twelve year old getting raped by a fat harry Mongol Arab mutt for a page
Oh shit is it time for me to quote Fire and Blood, his most recent ASOIAF publication?
>Aegon was fifteen years of age, a lazy and somewhat sulky boy, Septon Eustace tells us, but possessed of more than healthy appetites, a glutton at table, given to swilling ale and strongwine and pinching and fondling any serving girl who strayed within his reach.
>Ser Criston found the young king-to-be drunk and naked in a Flea Bottom rat pit, where two guttersnipes with filed teeth were biting and tearing at each other for his amusement whilst a girl who could not have been more than twelve pleasured his member with her mouth.
Ew. Wtf, they are literally kids
The "I am of the Night" line appeared in an earlier novel that George liked and had to shoe horn
i think there was some line that implied some of the kids were his own bastards
he is only three years older than them
Cute Coffin of Cersei and Jam
It's OVER
Westeros has FALLEN
MILLIONS must vote for the TANGERINE TYRANT
At least Trumps "grab them by the pussy" line is better written than what George has come up with.
>All of this kino irl material to work with and allude to in his books
>Continues to write nothing and placate dumbasses with political meandering
Yeah, he gave up.
>Sigh
He should stick to writing about Westeros, his grimdark shtick is a lot less entertaining here
This is one of the most absurd things to ever happen in pop culture. For 14 years straight, night after night after night, this man has (purportedly) sat in front WordStar not finishing The Winds of Winter while on multiple occasions swearing it should only take a few more months. There's something he's not telling us. I think when he dies they're going to find a thousand hour long video diary of him slowly losing his mind like Dawn of the Dead's Andy tapes and the unfinished book is just deranged incomprehensible word salad.
He casually deleted over 1000 pages he wrote for ADWD because they resulted in a plot hole. He just fricks up his shit and then starts over from scratch. He can be "almost done" then find a plothole or some kind of incongruity in the storyline because it's too fricking complicated, and then has to go back to the drawing board.
Feast and Dance were a nightmare for him to write, it makes perfect sense that the sequel to these two books, which swelled up the cast of PoVs so fricking much, is taking even longer. When he said he was almost done in 2016 to release Winds before season 6 came out was about the same time he told the Outlander author about his frickup.
>is taking even longer
It's been fricking twelve years since his last book dude. It isn't "taking longer," he's just not writing it because he doesn't give a shit anymore. He is rich and never has to work again, so he's not. That's all there is to it
I think if he just did the 5 year timeskip it wouldve been easier to write
the meereen shit would be over and we'd have a grown up Edric Dayne instead of fricking Darkstar
>shitting on Darkstar
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Is this a parody
I only read the first one
No, this is a real image from the pages of A Dance with Dragons.
There's a guy named Darkstar? I swear, sometimes there's really gritty realistic characters like Tyrion and then there are anime bishounen
He's of the night. He's based.
I think the line came from a talking wolf in Lewis and Narni
What the frick are you talking about?
lmfao Darkstar is real and he does actually say "I am of the night"
I know it's cringe but he says "I am of the Night" because she asks him "Are you the Sword of the Morning?" And he's trying to make a contrast between the two.
Tyrion is a memequip self insert, he's no more gritty or realistic than Darkstar.
>Tyrion is a memequip self insert,
t. never read the books, only knows the show version of Tyrion
Darkstar is okay, but we couldve gotten something better. He is clearly a replacement. Some characters from the scrapped 5 year skip were never replaced, just forgotten, and you randomly see them in the appendices
Here is another one
Some of these characters seem very edgy OC tier for children who should not be reading any sex and blood related
Remember that he had a shitload of pages left over from Dance so he started this book with something like 1/4 of it already written. It's been twelve years and he says he's 3/4 done
I go to Goodwill and other thrift stores for cheap books and I notice more and more ASOIAF books on the shelves.
I like ASOIAF but I get so annoyed that his fantasy map can be so perfectly lined up against Europe with so little creativity. Prof Tolkien did it to hint that Middle-Earth is prehistoric earth but George set his on a completely different plane
Real map
Hating on GRRM, sure.. but I'll always love ASOIAF but I suppose the reason for the hate is because people are let down or something..
I mean that's pretty obvious, people wouldn't be passed at grrm if they didn't love the series and want to see its conclusion.
The books are highly overrated.
They are good for the Blood and Boobies paperbacks that they are.
>worth millions of dollars
>not hiring a ghost writer to finish your story so you can make more millions
>not hiring brandon sanderson so he'll censor all the edgy parts and sex with mormon autism to make all the fans have another season 8 tier meltdown
Reminder that last year GRRM wrote a blog post where he essentially admitted to not caring about Windows of Winter, and then a week later his wranglers made him write a post that it's his number one priority etc etc
Why finish your legacy when you can b***h and moan online about Myanmar?
>Kino books
Gotgays are worse then pottergays.
As a HP fan I've only read 4 of the books :3
P.S. a series about fake media and gun rights is based in these trying times. Imagine if all the mudbloods and half-bloods didn't have their wands, Voldemort would have won easily.
>Three Bran chapters since the Clinton administration
>We still don't know anything about what happened to Bengin 30yrs later
He'll try to do one more Elden Ring-tier project to save any remaining goodwill before the mass of normies finally start shitting on him too.
He doesn’t need to end the story. Just keep writing.
If I suddenly got rich in my old age, you better believe I aint doing shit all either
>"h-he has writer's block, leave him alone!"
He keeps releasing a bunch of random stuff instead of finishing the main novels. Even if he completed Winds today, there's still A Dream of Spring. It's over.
>Stops doing any kind of work
That's not true, he's just working on the things he actually cares about.
>the Kino books
Thats where you're wrong buckoo
a classic image, for your consideration gentlemen
Women love men who are strong and can possibly kill them at any moment, not fat neckbeards who worm their way into lazy maester positions.
He's clearly joking and is aware that Sam is an unlovable dork.
This one is my favourite. It also may explain why he's so afraid of le cancel culture.
He's based like this, but.. a sissybacka for being a pussybaka(If you know what I mean)
Kek
This is even funnier because the actress they went with is a legit German-Turkish porn star
>"I wrote three different versions of Quentyn's arrival at Meereen: one where he arrived long before Dany's marriage, one where he arrived much later, and one where he arrived just the day before the marriage (which is how it ended up being in the novel). And I had to write all three versions to be able to compare and see how these different arrival points affected the stories of the other characters. Including the story of a character who actually hasn't arrived yet."
He has finished game of thrones several times but he needs to keep doing it to compare the different endings
He finished game of thrones decades ago though. It's the first book in the series. Are you fricking moronic?
based. anyone who thought this guy wasnt just trying to get unlimited cheetos and nerd pussy is a moron.
The most egregious part of it all is that he was clearly lying to his fans everytime he said he had made progress during 2012-2015. He was basically just counting the material that was cut from Feast and Dance as "progress" on the next book, but hadn't even written a single page. Then he tried to force himself to cram all of his writing in 2015 so he'd stay ahead of the show (when he made all those promises of Winds being done by Halloween, and then by Christmas). But realized he couldn't pull it off and has clearly given up now. Maybe wrote some in 2020 when he was locked inside, but then threw away those drafts as soon as Hollywood opened back up and he could LARP as an importance producer on the set of House of the Dragon.
So yeah, frick him.
>Aeron's sample chapter was released roughly seven years ago.
And it was clearly written for the end of Dance. He hasn't written shit.
he is living the dream. You gays better wish I never get popular, becuase the moment I'm 10% as rich as that fat ass I'm never finishing anything.
>gets megamillions for a shitty tv adaption of the hack books
>everybody hated your ending spoiled by it
>stops doing any kind of work
This fat frick will never be the American Tolkien.