>Gets one single compliment
>That's enough to keep him happy for weeks
Menbros, they got us
>Gets one single compliment. >That's enough to keep him happy for weeks
>Gets one single compliment
>That's enough to keep him happy for weeks
Menbros, they got us
Weeks? Unrealistic, I've been running off one compliment for 12 years now, since I haven't received any in the meantime
same. my girl cousin said i had pretty eyes once and i still think about it over a decade later
I've been in relationships since, but I still remember a girl who smiled at me while I was walking somewhere on the college campus. That was 13 years ago.
For a while I went to a high school where there was maybe 10 white kids total. A black girl looked into my eyes for what felt like half a minute straight and said she loved the shade of blue in them. I am still riding that high and simultaneously wanting to jump into traffic for not making a move besides saying "thanks".
at least you don't have aids
black girl I went on a date with last week said she likes my eyes. felt good
i think you're cool as frick bro keep doing you
NPC moment
>think about girl who said you have a nice smile and should smile more
>this was 19 years ago
A dude in high school randomly said I was good looking and I think back on that more than any compliment my ex-gfs have given me. No homosexual btw.
in high school at a friend's house and we had got dirty from playing in the woods so his mom made us take a shower and i remember getting out of the shower with my hair wet and he was like
>woah you look, like, cool
and I was just like
>uh..thanks
because it sounded kind of gay but it wasnt meant to be and I actually appreciated it
nice story anon
Got told i was attractive by a girl 11 years ago. I will never forget it
It's incredible how genuine and honest this is. I recall in high school (16 years ago) being told by a girl she fancied me for years and neither of us acted on it, even then. Oh, how I despair at not jumping up and down in the moment to at least say something kind, it brings me such virtue in the years passed.
Woman are a sickness.
The girl I really, really liked in 6th Form (Bonggay version of last two years of high school) did kind stuff for me. Went out of her way to stop me as we were passing each other to introduce herself to me, stuff like earnestly trying to get me to try the Taiwan bubble tea during a London trip, sitting next to me during this social function planning meeting and the knee of her crossed legs touching my lap, when she first saw me reading Brothers Karamazov, really leaning into me and sort of touching/prying at my hands and the book gentle to see what novel I was into, etc. It's hard for me to say if these were signs of interest, cause she was a lovely girl in general to people and I was a much lesser thing now than I am now (physically, socially, intellectually, etc.). I don't know if this girl was being kind to me or trying to convey something a bit more.
It's difficult to say as we are a mystery to ourselves, what may you have done to impress her to infatuate her, to garner any attention. Was it deserved or kindness; we don't see these bonds with others in such closeness in the workplace, but what if it was her yearning to learn to love, stumbling, over you.
pec sep from roids
>endocrine modulation effects genetic muscle insertion
suck start a shotgun you moronic homosexual
That's not how roids work you idiot.
>cute girl smiles at me
>imagine life together
just wait till you spend a decade fantasizing about someone who forget you in a week.
just wait till you finally over with said decade and swear it will never happen to you again before doing it once more with another girl who's been nice to you and you simped for before she ghosts you, new decade here we go again
>who forget you in a week.
How generous of you to think so highly of me. I could bump into someone and they would probably wonder if they imagined it as soon as I leave their line of sight.
That’s being generous. More like a day
>forget me
She never knew me
I used to do this but now I can't even imagine a happy relationship
>hungover at a bus stop
>slumped over, staring at the sky
>cute asian girl walks into my vision
>smiles at me warmly
>continues walking
It's been over a decade since and I can still remember it so clearly
It's always an Asian girl with the most lonely whites here
I have advanced type of this disease.
>girl likes me
>we go out on a date
>I play it cool and she likes me even more
>I fumble it by letting down my guard and she is no longer attracted to me
Am I supposed to be the cold detached guy the rest of my life if I end up in a relationship with them?
becoming the cold detached guy happens in time. there will no longer be a guard to drop, or at least nothing behind it that is overly sentimental
I thought that the point of relationships is support and trust. These women out there just want a stone cold man who makes them compete for his love and it's a bit fricked up for me. I can play that part while we are texting or going out. But sooner or later I fall in love with the girl and that's where I lose her.
They just find out they don't like you that much when they get to know you. That's what dating is for.
Depends of the girl. Plenty of trad girls worth marrying left in flyover America despite what /misc/ tries to say.
Sadly, yes. The moment you show any level of vulnerability with modern women or worse, display any level of attachment beyond superficial, they lose interest. Treat them like an accessory and they worship the water you piss into every morning.
Western women are fundamentally broken. Mentally disfigured. Tainted. Damaged. And they cannot be fixed. And it's going to get worse each subsequent generation as the population crashes due to their stupidity and psychosis.
This is so many levels of incel. If you can’t be vulnerable around a woman, she’s probably not worth being with. I can cry on my fiancés shoulder as she can on mine.
>incel
I've been married twice and currently have 4 different 20 something women I cycle through. It's experience, m8. First hand experience. The better you treat them, the worse they'll treat you.
That's how toxic people work.
I tried the Disney fairy tale shit. Twice. After the second divorce I promised myself there'd never be a third. I'm 40, richer than I've ever been and happier than I've ever been. I treat women like toys. They're fun to play with but when I get bored with them I give them away to the less fortunate.
And they fricking worship my dick right up until I decide they need to be rotated out.
I'm with a girl that isn't like that at all.
Crab bucket blackpill shit.
All three of those are me.
No, you aren't.
And this is a blue board. Any pics I'd show you would be porn.
Pics or it didn't happen.
>
congrats, you have a rotation of low quality roastoids on retainer, all of which are prolly fatherless, tattooed, and Godless. You think that makes you based? You're just a cringe midlife crisis case who defines his worth via larping as a playboy. Find God, do your duty as a man and find a good wife and continue your bloodline.
>low quality
No such thing as an *available* high quality woman nowadays. The few that didn't get ruined by the culture got wifed up straight out of HS and never even thought about college or a career. Theyre literal tradwives that were raised right, protected from the homosexualry and bawdhood of modern western culture and married the best guy they had access to right out of school. Usually a guy 3-7 years older than they are. And now they are stay at home baby factories for 10 years and then get to basically retire once the last one starts school.
The moment she saw you shed a tear she saddled your replacement up and started taking him for regular rides.
You'll find out in about 6 months. Maybe less if he's better than you.
Not every women is a toxic b***h. This is your brain on /misc/
They arent all the same. But they are all like that.
The faster you accept that the faster your life sheds a massive amount of stress.
Growing up means you understand the nature of women. The moment they find weakness is the moment they find another one that shows strenght.
Last year my 29 yrs old older brother got married to his longtime fiancee from law school. Meanwhile my other bro (he's the middle child and I'm the youngest) is currently 24 years old and extremely bitter at women and life in general. It was quite sad losing him in real-time to the internet incel pipeline even though our family gave him the utmost support on his fricking Oceanography degree.
Despite his higher education, impressive performance in high school and knowledge of French and German, my brother legitimately believes his life can only be improved by finding a girlfriend, even though he supposedly hates women so much. He judges his and other men's value on their ability to have sex and nothing more. He thinks an AIDS-riddled Black person that fathered 15 starving apes in Ghana is a bigger man than a virgin white male with a PhD in the west. I used to pity him and try to help him meet some girls. But he always said no and preferred to stay inside posting in his moronic Discord servers. Now I'm older and I understand that some people cannot be helped. They're addicted to the rush of writing and reading a wall of text that reafirms their beliefs. They're addicted to the secret clubs. To the rage.
I invited my brother to my prom night, he said no. I invited him to go on a roadtrip, he said no. I told him we should start jogging to get in shape, no again. He stays inside telling our older brother how his fiancee is secretly a cheating prostitute while eating mom's smiley fries and crying that women don't look at him. Discord incels have the mentality of Black folk. They want all the benefits of being well-adjusted males without working for it. My dad is a manlet. He is shorter than all of his sons. And yet my little moron of a brother almost cries when dad raises his voice at him. And it's because deep down he knows that our manlet dad won the game of life and he never will. Incels aren't men.
>He thinks an AIDS-riddled Black person that fathered 15 starving apes in Ghana is a bigger man than a virgin white male with a PhD in the west
He's not wrong.
Man I hope you had ChatGPT type this because if you actually went this in depth for a low grade shitpost you have way too much time on your hands.
This is true. Women hate weak pussies, don't fall for the "women love sensitive types!" myth, that's how they get to you, it's a scam to weed out the competition son
Yes. You have to become Goose.
>About ten years ago, I had a good job, but didn't have many friends because I worked the 3rd shift. I was single, despite the fact that I'm a decent looking guy
>One night i went to the movie theater and watched 'Drive' alone
>It changed my life. I wanted to be Driver.
>I got my hair cut like Driver and started to wear clothes like Driver. I didn't get a Scorpion jacket though, I'm not autistic.
>I start to behave to like Driver. Quiet but cool
>I bought a brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I made enough money, so frick it.
>I started to eat at this little diner every night. I eventually became a regular, and the staff would save me a spot
>There's a cutie-pie waitress who would always chat me up, or give me free pie
>I reciprocated but remained vague and brooding. I could tell she wanted me.
>One night I asked her if she wanted to go for a drive. She gladly accepted
>We cruised the night listening to the Drive soundtrack
>I dropped her off at her apartment, and she asked if I wanted to come inside for coffee
>"frick yes," I thought. But I played it cool: I brooded for a second, and then replied with a simple "yeah"
>We fricked
>The waitress and I started dating
>I continue to keep up my Driver shlick. She introduced me to her friends, and they think I'm cool as frick.
>Some of her dude friends started to wear skinny jeans and white tees, just like me. Holy frick, lol, I thought
>One night her and I sat down to watch a movie on demand
>She browsed through the movies, stopping on Drive
>"Oh frick" I thought.
>"Have you seen this yet, anon?"
>"Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do?"
>I brooded for a second. "Nah, it's not my thing," I said
>We ended up watching Bridesmaids.
>We got married a few years ago and we’re still together
>She still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for over ten years.
Good Job
Lol could you imagine if this was real and she sees the movie? Holy frick that would require years of therapy.
haha imagine getting a compliment
Cool jpg, anon.
>picking up pizza at the pizza store
>cashier is a tiny blonde with the cutest voice
>imagine life together
Why...
>>cute girl smiles at me
literally never happened to me
stop taking the daydream pill, friend, it's just a waste of time, trust me
a few girls stared at me last week and i'm still riding that high. they might've even been doing it because im an ugly freak, but since I never asked or approached, I can safely pretend they were mirin
I cannot recall the last time I got a compliment from someone I wasn't paying in some way. Hair lady, bartender, and so on. I had a girlfriend a couple of years ago, but generally people say I'm very well dressed. Ah, that was the last time I got a compliment. I went on a work thing and got the "best dressed" award.
Amazing. Capped.
Not really. I dress in button-down polo shirts and jeans/slacks pretty much wherever I go. I dress like an old man.
I got some grey Sonoma shoes like that the other day and I finally felt like I could pull off looking like a grown man
>best dressed
oh so youre gay
an old guy who runs local burger stand called me pretty yesterday, it sounds less gay in my language tho
it could be worse. the last time i got a haircut the cute blonde had asked me if i had seen the whale yet, with the widest grin on her face
Have you considered getting a different haircut than the “Captain Ahab”?
I love going to the same dive bar over and over the female bartenders hate me but are forced to compliment me because I'm their biggest customer
I was asked if I had any change for the bus yesterday by what looked like some highschool girls. I said sorry but no, and as I walked away one of them told me they love my hair (I've been growing it out for about a decade so now it comes down to my waist). Feels good, man 🙂
Women would compliment men more if men didn't think every compliment was an invitation to sex, just saying
Compliments that aren't indicators of "I would have sex with you" are worthless to men, that's the problem in the first place, that no one wants to have sex with the vast majority of men
But that's what compliments are for.
>woman playing the eternal victim
Women are calculating emotional manipulators because they lack the physical or emotional strength to excel otherwise. The overwhelming majority of women can't survive on their own without the support of a man and they know it. By perpetuating male insecurities, they can systemically prey on the emotional weakness of men for their own gain. The problem isn't that men see any compliment as a proposal, the problem is that women have created an environment where they can't afford a casual compliment because it undermines their status as a commodity. Roastie.
Men compliment women less if they don't want to frick them.
>Women would compliment men more if men didn't think every compliment was an invitation to sex, just saying
Touche
i just want to feel desirable
>Men get so few compliments that they think that on the rare occasion that they get one, the person is interested
>women most affected
they literally are though. compliments are a sign of respect and women are attracted to men that they respect...
Woman moment
About 5 years ago when I was still with my ex we went to a coffee shop and the female barista complimented my shirt, my ex was weird for the rest of the day and kept bringing it up.
Girls love it when their man gets attention from other women
In middle school a girl said my eyes were like little rainbows when I laughed and it's still one of the nicest things someone has said to me. That was 15 years ago.
>Girl I was crushing on in highschool said "smelled good"
>22 years later still burning that mind fuel
Some broad left a note on my car saying I was a very handsome man, still think about that a few years later, still look at the note every now and again for a Puck me up
how do you know it wasn't some homosexual?
better throw that note out kek
100% written by a man
She signed her name at the bottom, get owned nerds
I'd still take it, at least someone cared.
To be fair leaving a note behind to compliment someone seems like a girl thing. With girls being shy to compliment dudes. gays on the other hand just don't care
🙂
i visit a brothel like every 3 months, and this last time ( maybe the 6th time i've been), the prostitute started jerking off about 10 minutes in.
i think thats a compliment
Compliments? They're all disingenuous. Either said out of pity or to manipulate me. No one respects me enough to give me honest compliments and I don't deserve them anyway.
If you wonder why you are single, unattractive, and sour: That shit right there is why.
Last summer a woman at the grocery store came up while I was self checking out and complimented my calves.
Looking good Bob
>sick, have to get some blood analysis
>go to lab
>qt who draws my blood tells me "you have pretty veins"
>still think about it ages later
anon you missed your one chance for hot vampire sex
>Girl cashier out of nowhere says "I'm sorry but you're very handsome"
>Floored by this as I don't think too highly of my looks and never have been a hit with women
>Have a gf at the time, don't want to say anything that would be unfaithful
>Drop my spaghetti everywhere
>"I like your hair!"
>Leave
>Still think about it since
A good response could be
>thanks, at least I'm doing something right 🙂
Girls don't say this unless you're very good looking and if that was the case you would know you're high PSL way before then
Nice LARP homosexual. If you're "insecure" about your looks that just means you're self aware and average at best with multiple falios
I don't know what PSL is, I don't understand all incel vernacular. She really did call me handsome and id say I'm a 5/10 maybe a 6 on a good day objectively
A gay guy called me handsome in a tram one day. That day was 8 years ago.
Honestly I wouldn't mind if a gay guy found me attractive. I like feeling desirable period at this point
Yeah, I was humbled. He was pretty odd though.
>return to hometown after high school
>run into my middle school crush
>she immediately hugs me
I still remember her smell
>about to marry the first girlfriend I ever had
>I’m 28
>was an incel until 25
It can happen to you bros. Unironically put yourself out there. I used to spend 6 hours a day here.
Thanks anon
t.26
You have to come back.
PRENUP NOW
She’s the one insisting we get one
Nah I'm 31 soon, still khv. Came to the conclusion that I'm too introverted for relationships a while ago and pretty content now. It's whatever I guess. Can't say it was easy to get to this point though.
Im one year behind you but we are the same bro.
I'd spend 6 hours here if I didn't have a job
t.married with a kid
You need to spend more time with your family. Your children are going to become maladjusted.
I'm married with kids and I still spend hours on here, kek. You're here forever.
I recently discovered I'd be very eligible to make it after years of zero self-esteem but also recently developed severe ED.
I've heard that tale plenty of times before. Loser who can't get anyone finally gets a girl and marries her without a second thought. Guys who do this usually grow to regret it, especially if they later better themselves and can finally get attention from better women.
If you get ass drunk and murder your wife, make sure to do funny shit like google 'nearest active volcano' so we can laugh at you.
>he's going to marry the first girl he was with
big yikes dude, she's fricked other men
you never marry the first b***h to throw you some. this ends horrible 100% of the time especially for former incels
>go swimming with my friends
>two girls who are friends with my friend come over
>one of them sees me shirtless and says I have been holding out on them and teases me the whole time by not giving me my shirt to put on
As a guy who was skinny in highschool this comment made my fricking year. I actually asked my friend on the ride home if I have a good body and he says yeah dude.
Motherfricker could have said it once in a while. Could have saved me some anxiety.
>girl hugged me warmly and said 'come on, dance with me'
I'll hold onto this until the grave
One time I was checking in at a dermatologist and a random woman in the waiting room told me I had a really nice voice. That was maybe 10 years ago.
Trainer at the gym told me "you're stronger than vinegar"
probably meant that you smell haha
Don't be that kind of person, anon. You wanna call him a gay or a Black person or smelly elsewhere, that's okay, but don't do that to a guy's one compliment. There's just some lows you don't need to reach. You're better than that.
the "haha" implies i'm joking
are you a surgeon?
No I'm just profoundly autistic if that wasn't apparent.
i believe you
A short girl hugged me and pressed her big breasts into my stomach 15 years ago. Feels good living the patriarchy bros.
>qt boss said "I like you when you smile"
Still think about it 4 years later
>only girl who's ever complimented me is an AI hologram
>get compliments from women about my hair
>i let it grow out because I haven’t been taking care of myself
>constantly falling out and all over my house as well
>>get compliments from women about my hair
>>i let it grow out because I haven’t been taking care of myself
falling out and all over my house as well
I got a compliment from the Chinese girl at work one day after i went to get a hilter youth hair cut she almost yelled "wow, anon, you look so handsome! You should always have your hair like that!"
Was the best all the Japanese dudes jn my office did an akward laugh lol.
I work at a Japanese company and am the only white guy.
You were a god amongst men in that moment, im jealous.
>You were a god amongst men in that moment, im jealous
Thanks anon. Made my year and im married lol. My wife is Japanese but she is a tough cookie. Today a cougar Japanese lady in my office told me she likes my hair cut. The Chinese girl compliment was 2 years ago. So it doesn't happen often but when it does it boosts my mood.
If history has shown us anything it's that the Japanese gravitate towards people with that haircut.
I swear. It's the moment you start liking your hair that the balding kicks in immediately.
I FINALLY found the two perfect product combinations for the hair effect I've wanted for a while now. Wish me luck. I'll watch the hairline like a hawk
I have a wife but I still flirt with girls at random places left and right just to confirm I still got it. Complement a plain looking woman earnestly and she'll give you a very pleasing look
I did a presentation in a room of roughly ~100 people. Nobody got up and left, every joke landed, and I was cool as ice the whole time.
Afterwards a cute girl compliment me and asked me a question, and I dropped the spaghetti so fricking hard, I could feel it shatter the floor. I completely blew her off, and I still feel like an butthole about it a few months later.
For me she is a coworker.
I didn't ask for anything and made my peace with my situation.
And she came hitting on me. Even hiding she had a boyfriend.
Once I was baited, a couple of fun moments, sharing and handouts later "insert random story here + yeah btw my boyfriend and I..." out of the blue.
I fell deeply in love.
She's been playing hot and cold ever since. Between ghosting me and contacting me to ask for shit.
I was you anon. I wish you the best but it likely won't end well.
>stripper said I was cute and that she wanted to sit on my face
This is the only compliment I've received from a girl in years and she was obviously just trying to take my money.
>mfw a stripper told me I have a huge wiener
Nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
my wife likes my back muscles a lot so we hug a lot
I haven’t been hugged by a woman in 5 years except my mom.
A girl hugged me recently, and I flinched because I'm used to people trying to hit me when they put their hands close to me.
It'll get better. I'm sure.
a cute nurse hugged me a couple years ago while i was in a wheelchair after having a colonoscopy
Unironically I feel a bit sorry for hot girls. If she isn't completely narcissistic or an idiot, compliments are just a number that piles up. How would you find a sincere and genuine compliment in a pile of guys who want to frick your brains out just for the feeling of achievement? Even more so if she wants to know if her female friends really compliment her or the first chance they get they'll stab her in the back (if they haven't been planning to since then)
i took a psychology class back in high school and we got told to write three compliments about each other and write on a note for something about positive affirmation yadda yadda
i've kept that note in my wallet all these years and take a look at it every now and again when i need a boost
>did group exercise in high school where you had to put post-its on each others back with positive affirmations
>walk around, everyone has to put a post-it on everybody else's back
>end of exercise, read post-its
>all of mine say I'm funny
>mfw
Still haunts me to this day tbh
>all of mine say I'm funny
that's a good thing bro, people love being around funny people.
Anyone have the two panel comic where a girl is laughing at a guy’s joke in the first panel and in the second panel she’s in the same pose underneath him?
mine was just
smart
smart
smart
smart
they also listed the cons and mine were
shy
shy
too shy
very shy
dear god
Late to the thread but w/e
>never received a compliment from the opposite sex
>only compliments I get now are from my mom
End me
We did something similar in like 4th grade, we all received a white t-shirt that everyone in class had to write a compliment on. I got shit like
>you're polite
>you're quiet
>you're kind
I wore it once maybe
>anon, you're so good with kids. You'd be an excellent dad!
>mfw I love kids but I'm 32 years old and have never been in a relationship of any kind
Very bittersweet compliment
man this thread is pure poison, i dont know why do i even get up in the morning
I regularly get compliments on my sneakers. Feels good man.
What sneakers?
I'm going to called a homosexual/Black person but I'm a sneakerhead so I have quite a few. I usually get compliments on Jordan 1s, dunks, and sometimes Yeezys. Usually the loud color ways too.
I want these from Terminator
>cute 18 year old at my job said i "looked different with my glasses off" today
what did she mean by this
uh oh
its over
I've had several men over the past year compliment me on my running. Couple guys at my park, one guys and up to me in the grocery store. I live in a small city so people tend to notice people doing things. Wish it was grills but hey I'm glad dudes give props too, I encourage each one to try and get out there and do it themselves if they can.
have you had your calves groped yet bro? goml
>get compliment
>assume they want something or are trying to trick me
>think about it constantly and become distrustful of the person trying to find their angle
this shit has been chronic after two absolutely horrific breakups
same. you aren't alone fren.
Well thanks for banning me motherfricker, I had to reach out and press a button on my router!
>online vidya friend
>play together for 5+ years
>she lesbian
>zero interest in me
>talk on snap
>my heart explodes every time i get a msg
>what do?
Get a gf to make her jealous
>sweet old British lady told me I had a great smile last winter
>still think about it
>only ever gotten two phone calls from girls in my life
>they were both prank calls
>inb4 ugly cope or just work out brah!
I am 10% body fat and 6'0+ and no woman my age has smiled at me, let alone complemented me. Unless you all just happen to be giga moggers(statistically unlikely) you are all lying
Haha funny wholesome chungus black man meme image! Not...Black person.
seethe
Damn that anon really was right you are one miserable motherfricker.
>talk to girl on hinge
>she asks me to talk on the phone
>wants me to read to her
>the most cringe shit ever
>said she liked it, thought it was cute
>ghosts me the day after
WHAT A LIFE
Are you guys all ugly or something? I get unsolicited comments from girls 2-4x a week unsolicited. I live in NZ maybe that’s why? But I’ve lose count, of girls just coming up to me and saying “you’re gorgeous” or smiling and winking etc. been over 50 times in the last year probably
>I live in NZ maybe that’s why
could have something to do with it. the ladies there are probably more laid back
Post side profile now or LARP. Also aleye area and brow ridge.
Doesn’t happen to my friends though. Seriously gets annoying nowadays though. When someone says I’m good looking I just think “I know… can you compliment something else”. If a girl complimented my t shirt I’d feel more happy than my looks at this point. I know how pretty girls feel now with every simp calling them hot. It means nothing
no
That's the way to complimenting women or people in general. Pick something they had a conscious choice in dressing or improving in.
there's been a few times when random girls flirt with me in public and they're always like 16 - 18 yrs old. I must be doing something right.
So compliment famine aside...
When was the last time you had meaningful physical human contact?
Senior year I got a hug from a cute girl I never even talked to in school. Fifteen years go
my gf cuddled with me before she got out of bed this morning
got a hug when my mom died
I'm fricking Light Yagami. I'm facing Darth Vader Julien Sorel, Napoleon, Ozymandias and Adolf Hitler. I don't need fricking human contact. I am a byronic hero
Last december when I tried making out for the first time with my ex gf
>When was the last time you had meaningful physical human contact?
cant remember
that's probably not good right?
I kissed a social media influencer girl 3 months ago.
>fifteen years ago
How fricking old are you guys?
Im 31
I stopped counting
Past 25 you just say 'not 30 yet', 'not 40 yet', 'not 50 yet'
12 years ago I held a girl's hands while we sat on a bench, they were cold
April 2019 and I was the one giving the hug, not the one who received it
I hug girls at uni/church all the time but my last time I kissed a girl or touched a vegana was 4 years ago. I'm 29 and in grad school. I went on a date in February but I pussied out of kissing her at the last minute because I thought I was "going too fast" for a Japanese girl who had only been in the US for 2 weeks before going out with me. Yes, I regret it and now she has a zooomer 18-year-old boyfriend so I don't talk to her anymore.
>I went on a date in February but I pussied out of kissing her at the last minute because I thought I was "going too fast" for a Japanese girl who had only been in the US for 2 weeks before going out with me
bruh..
>now she has a zooomer 18-year-old boyfriend so I don't talk to her anymore.
BRUH...
Believe me, Anon, I chose that gif with my post for good reason.
I have a girl who I read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with on a papasan and cuddle in her bed while we watch bad TV on her laptop every week
I just finished the first two books and the Dirk Gently pair of novels. I’m about to start Life, the Universe and Everything. Good reads!
i hugged a girl after a date like a month or so ago that’s it. she was really cute and fun to talk to was pretty bummed she ghosted me after but whatever
Its not looks, you’re just a miserable motherfricker. Chill tf out and maybe someone will approach you. I’m a fat short mexican and I have gotten compliments from women, usually older or ugly and fat as well, but its still a compliment. No one is gonna try to make smalltalk with the little gremlin looking mfer walking around brooding and half looking down on the floor looking like he’s gonna go have a temper tantrum.
>It's your personality brah
And of course the mythical 5'2 ethnic man who just *HAPPENS* to slay so much poon brah!
How laughable! So this is the pinnacle of 4troon advice. Typical bluegill normgroid sentimentality. I a over 6'0 and 10%BF and 190 lbs. I have abs year round. My face is not deformed and I have been completed by gay men twice in my life but never women. You are LARPing. Or you're a betabuxx walking wallet who women only complement you so you're obedient like a dog and buy her all the shiny trinkets she wants
>I have been completed by gay men twice in my life
Did they finish on your face or lower back?
> And of course the mythical 5'2 ethnic man who just *HAPPENS* to slay so much poon brah!
Literally never said that. If you actually read my post its close to the opposite. I got out for a walk sometimes and people might say something nice to me, or I might say something nice too. If you’re gonna quantify yourself with all these features you have that you think justify a compliment you should stop making up things based off of a little post on the internet and just tale things as what they are. I bet even if you did get a compliment right now by someone you wouldn’t even be able to appreciate it. You would just assume they are trying to take advantage of you or something and blow them off when really most people don’t have ulterior motives. I almost didnt even reply to your shitty mass reply because it was so overly bitter it seemed like bait but if this isn’t just trolling it’s just sad and i feel sorry that you’ve ended up this way. I have hardly been able to have any romantic relationships in my life but i’ve at least have had friends because I never acted needlessly resentful towards others. Maybe you should do the same
>Erm who hurt you chuddie???
Fricking Normgroids man
>muh low self esteem but I'm akshully good looking it's just my autism!
This is literally me. Girls have approached me and gave me their number without even knowing my name. I’ve been told I could be a model by homosexuals kek. I have low self esteem and I hate humans in general. All I do is read philosophy and go crazy. So yeah i’m ngmi.
Cope. If you were truly good looking you wouldn't have low self esteem because you would have a history of being affirmed for your existence. BTW compliments by gay men is not a good measure of one's looks because hey have notoiously low standards
>If you were truly good looking you wouldn't have low self esteem because you would have a history of being affirmed for your existence
My low self esteem comes from trauma from my teenage years I suppose. And like I said, girls have written their number on a piece of paper and given it to me without even knowing my name. Another girl just 3 months ago approached me and asked me to put my number in her phone. But like I said i’m fricked in the head and am a misanthrope to boot. I can barely get out of bed most days.
You type like an SSRI where who thinks enjoying indie rock makes her unique. Shut he frick up homosexual
The cut off to not being seen as a waking pile of trash is a 6'2 pretty boy with curly hair. If you don't meet that standard women literally consider it as an offense if you even glance at them. Know your place, subhuman
Ok let me just tell my 5'8" roommate he doesn't deserve his gf and should break up with her
Perhaps this is a gift that only those with an IQ above room temp cam have but I can see the end before it has even begun. Your mallet friend is just the best option right now or a walking wallet for her or perhaps at best a little trend where she picks the stray dog in the street with the goofy personality. He will be dumped soon. There is no primal attraction to him. He's yanked ber her leash and she leads the relationship. Moneymaking won't help. Having a rolodex of memorized knock knock jokes to be her personal little jester won't help either. All that matters is looks in the grand scheme of things. Self improvement is a joke pushed by scammers like that pajeret Hamza
it may be too late for you but not for me
You are an incel as well, just a delusional one. It was over the second your great great grand parents locked eyes for the firs time. Th fact that you are even hostile to my posts I proof you are a subhuman. No Chad would care about what I say.
nice trips but that's about it. i'll pray for you. hope you have a nice day.
There's no way this isn't ironic shitposting. There's no way a human being could genuinely type all of that out and believe it.
you must be new or something, that's just some mild schizo stuff compared to /misc/ or /x/
Nice cope response with a meme image. Truth hurts. All Tha matters is looks and I believe you got the short end of he stick my little indian friend.
I know this gets thrown around a lot but you should give some serious thought to killing yourself.
There's no primal attraction to a fellow that looks like prime Delon and with wide shoulders/built ottermode bod, etc. if he were 5'8?
I guarantee you're Indian friend most definitely dos not have a face like DeLong and 5'8 is far too sort for zoomettes now. DeLong was 5'9 in a time where that was average for men. Go to any college campus. 6'2 is the bare minimum now. BTW muscles don't matter at all either. Women will see a mallet who lifts as a pathetic coper
>mallet
stop phoneposting, and why are you assuming that everyone on this website is indian?
You post exactly like someone from r/braincels circa 2018. I didn't mean a roided up abomination, but someone like pic rel. That guy's 5'9 also. No primal urge there? Nah, you're a shitposter. Know how I know? Cause I've also shitposted as a rageful blackpiller to stir up threads in the past. Some of the shit you're posting now is stuff I've posted before beat for beat.
>college campus
Mine was a higher tier very white one, I now work in a very white city with a world class university, and am going to do my postgrad at another nationally and internationally prestigious university. 6'2 still stands out as noticeable above average even among young white men
Based blackpiller larper. I posted this 3 years ago:
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/56759854/#56760337
It's too easy to reap loads of horrified (You)s when larping as a deranged blackpilling lookism cultist
Your post seems too tryhsrd with too many slogans. It doesn't get to the heart of why even interacting with women is so demoralizing for most men
He looks good because of his face and most would would see this pic and assume he's 6'0 minimum. Even an attractive man can lose all attraction if he ends up being short in person(ex: the werewolf guy from twilight being at a meet n greet)
Lol, height queens and nasty c**ts exist. Get over it - no demographic is a hivemind. 5'8-5'10 with good faces and good hair and in good shape will actually succeed in triggering that primal lust in women. It's not 6'2+ or bust for men.
Cope. Most women on college campuses are 5'8 or above. Maybe in your malnourished Mumbai degree mill 5'8 and a little bit of gymcelling will get you somethin
I already told you that I used to shitpost as a blackpilling lookism homosexual in years prior. I know how the game is played. I know being the most intransigent and spergy and accusational motherfricker is part of the show, anon.
I'm genuine about everything, unlike you Troon. There is nothing more insufferable ha the "deradicalized" oldgays that think they're showing the youngin's a thing or two
>I'm genuine about everything
I claimed as much too in my past shitposts, although I mainly called those replyig to me bluepilled betabux b***hes or homosexuals rather than troons.
You know, I wouldn't have it any other way. I am a stone cold incel. All great men had a chip on there shoulder. Napoleon struggled with women all his lie but especially in his youth. Being lonely is a good thing. I am fricking Napoleon. I a Bruce Wayne brooding in his mansion by himself. I am better than you
What kind of great things are you up to?
Much greater things than you, Pajeet. I will be a greater scientist than Aaron's or Ray Peat. I will be a great orator than Nick Fuentes or Destiny. I will be a greater mathematician than Terrence Tao
You're a grown man who lives with his mom. And you will never be white. Sorry.
No projects at all? Come on you have to be working on something with all that free time.
Shut up
>Nick Fuentes
Lmao, lol even. The average downie is a better orator
Name a better zoomed politician. He is able to rally thousands with just his words. He even blatantly lies but zoomers still follow him because of his charisma
I'm not talking about Nick Fuentes I'm asking how you think you're gonna be a le great orator and le great mathematician
Bro have you even started college?
homie you overplayed your hand. Outed yourself 100 percent as a shitposter
>5'8
>wide shoulders
The average woman under 25 dwarfs you
Nta, but
>The average woman under 25 dwarfs you
>Average woman height (at least in U.S.) is 5'4
>where
>unique
Esl or room temp iq?
>6'2 pretty boy with curly hair.
I'm 6'4 but thanks for reminding me how great it is to be alive. I'm gonna put on a form fitting sweater and go for a walk in the park now lmao
That's laloisok but nice larp homosexual
I didn't say it was me, moron, I'm just rubbing it in how nice it is to be cute : 3
This this this. I used to have super low self esteem. Everyone was like “be confident”. I tried for years as a teenager. Doesn’t work.
CONFIDENCE NEEDS EVIDENCE
Then I got good looking and had people compliment me all the time. Then I realized that no matter what I said, people would be open to it, cause looks. Then I got more confident. Then people got more receptive. Etc
Telling someone without evidence (money, body, face) to be confident is idiotic
Haha. Wow you're so original and unique. Frick off homosexual. You read philosophy and go "crazy". Men who say they go "manic" is the equivalent of when who call themselves quirky. No you are not original. You are not the erudite, mleacky mad scientist with peculiar interests like your favorite japslop cartoon. You are a disgusting Grey husk of mediocrity that vastly overvalued himself
>No you are not original
When did I say I was original? Are you esl?
It was implied dumbass. Ever heard of subtext? Back to Mumbai you turdworlder. You will never live out your life as a Hollywood protagonist who gets the blonde woman, Ranjesh
You are delusional and completely detached from reality.
I've only had one woman in my age group pay me a compliment to my face about my "perfect nose." Otherwise, I've only gotten compliments from demographics that aren't women in their 20's, i.e. male friends, middle aged gay guys, and middle aged to senior women. This one woman in like her 40's and her senior aunt really tried hard to convince me a few ago that I'm handsome and that's it's other shit in my life or with how I think preventing me from getting girls. Like really earnestly trying to tell me I have it in me to get women. It was a memorable encounter, if nothing else.
>that's it's other shit in my life or with how I think preventing me from getting girls.
What did she say about how you think?
She characterised me as someone that comes across as mysterious, so women spend their time trying to figure me out and testing/prodding me in ways I won't pick up on cause I'm an analytical/logical thinker and in a way that doesn't translate to subtle emotional/social intelligence. It's hard to make heads or tails of anything. I got a 'no' from the last girl I asked out on a date when I thought there were such obvious flagarant signs of interest but then I failed to ever ask a girl I spent literal weeks chatting to online in between encountering each other in person to hang out.
homie was relieved he didn't have to press it
>girl gets catcalled and talks about how awful an experience it was
>all I can think when she's telling us this "traumatizing" story is about is the time I got catcalled by some girls driving by campus and how it gave me an ego boost that lasted over a month
When did you realize men and women are not the same?
>When did you realize men and women are not the same?
2nd Grade
was that when you realized that girls didn't have penises?
I need an entomologist to give me info on this cute bug
That bug is named Kim Woohyun
>overhear cousins in next room talking about hooking their friends up with our single family members at an upcoming wedding
>"we should definitely get X together with X!"
>they come around to me
>they just stop talking for a second and then resume conversation
i sat in the corner at that wedding for four hours watching everyone else dance
So you're problem then? Appearance or personality or your life being a mess?
probably. i just focus on work and hanging out with my buddies now.
i can't imagine being this guy. who the frick are all those people you listed?
>Noooo why are you able to list concrete examples and support your claim. Take your heckin meds brah! Erm just have a normal one, take a chill pill and smoke this doobie. After that let's hit up da pub and crack open a cols one with da boyz!
No Black person. I will not "have a normal one".
>it's never happened to me and even though I see ugly mofos on the street with hot gfs I still don't believe it happens
Just believe in yourself anon
>be at grocery store late night
>getting some seltzer
>old lady trying to move case of seltzer into cart
>do it for her
>she tells me I'm such a helpful smart young man
> she tells me she's 80 and still walking
>she explains how old people take apart heavy cases and load them individually into their car so they don't have to carry a 12pack
>she smiles and leaves
That was several months ago
just posting encouragement for fellow fat bros. once you realize the pain of being alone is way worse than the pain of eating right and exercise you can begin to improve yourself. i'm down 70 with 30 more lbs to go. you can do it bros.
>you're too big to try anal - 2009
feels good bros
>turn 29 in three days
it's unironically over
a pretty girl and her friends told me i was a beautiful man like 6 months ago
it still makes me happy
>receive compliment/any sort of female attention
>immediately assume they're making fun of me
that's why you must always assume people are ploting against you
this is actually a normie sentiment now, dont sweat it. young guys have this fear because theyve all seen tiktok videos with hot chicks baiting average guys into being doormats and simps
that's just because they're superstitious. i have a kneejerk assumption that any compliment towards me must be backhanded, because i never compliment myself in my own mind.
>mfw my friend's gf gets mad at a girl for turning me down and says I'm a catch she'll regret missing out on
this is brutal. it's like those clips on youtube of a pretty woman asking a man for a date or just straight up sex. and there's a hidden camera and the man is confused yet excited but know it's a catch. i swear if this happened to me i'd go incel mode and berate her for playing with my emotions "i know there's a camera and you're doing this shit for views. it's the only time a woman compliments me or even talks to me in public and you do this!!" then straight up beat the shit out of her
I've been catcalled like 5 years ago by a group of women in a car and I still smile when I think about it.
men do not need compliments and men that think they do are not masculine. all men need is respect and compliments are just one form of this. if you do not get respect it is because you are not worthy of it.
Problem is compliments from women don't come from achievements. Being the strongest buck on the plantation who gymcels and "grinds" will only get you a nod rom other men. For women it's looks or faux compliments I you're rich to be their personal wallet and jester
Honestly if you're not 6'0 and look like Chico or at least a blonde or mulatto tikok pretty boy. Just give up. Don't even bother with women or striving. Just try to get an easy job to live comfortably. Life only matters really from 15-25. After that it's over. If you're on top of your health maybe to 33 at the latest
I agree but reminder. This doesn't mean you won't get anything. It means you will be playing a game no one invited you to play at all, where the rules are rigged against you even.
It's just that no one will ever tell you to stop playing.
And that's how it goes. Most men will date or even go dumpster diving to find someone, only to end up miserable with someone who secretly (or most cases now openly) hates them.
Reminder that if you are over 5'5" or have less than a B-cup, you aren't even a "woman" and should have a nice day because you will never attract a man.
lol
she's probably getting 100+ tinder matches a day, manlet boy
man up and realize it's over
I like tall women, and don’t mind if they are flat chested
my ethereal elf waifus:)
nice quads
I'm pretty easily young Johnny Depp-tier (same dark eyes and overall eye area, for example), so I don't have much to worry about. Definitely missed many opportunities both intentionally and unintentionally. The only caveat is that I'm a gymfat on a bulk right now, so even if I'm not a fat c**t and still have a jawline, I could stand to lose some pounds via a cut in order to accentuate gains and looks
Hey idiots. Guarantee I get more girls than anyone in here (maybe even everyone combined). Let me give you a secret.
99% of the time, unless the girl is into you first, you’re wasting your time trying to flirt with her. Girls decide if they want to sleep with you within a few seconds of seeing your face.
Unless a girl is smiling at you, trying to be near you, etc. before you are even into her, you’re fighting a losing game.
Also 99% of you are “just some guy”.
I used to get tons of compliments in like middle school from girls I thought it was normal and that it would always be that way. they really liked my hair for some reason it was longer back then and they always wanted to touch it. looking back they were basically obsessed with me. this one chick would wait for my mom to drop me off everyday and give me a hug and I basically never even talked to her. i remember one time she ran out to give me the hug and I like pushed her off because I didnt want my mom to see lol. there was another one that would message me on facebook instantly when i would get on even tho I would literally use it like once a month. another asked me to a dance with a note on the bus. another one told everyone we were dating when I never even talked to her hardly. i rejected basically all of them because of my awkwardness and I thought they were just fricking with me. I thought it would always be like that but then one day practically overnight it just stopped for some reason.
Describe your appearance then/now
i had longer hair I remember they were pissed when I cut it. It was also before most people had hit puberty and I was a late bloomer so I was very skinny. Nowadays my hair is probably somewhere in between and I work out but once you leave school there isnt many opportunities to meet women especially in my job.
Kek loser. Should have developed hobbies. I meet women all the time just because I'm into sailing.
I’m also curious as to what happened
how old are you?
maybe it was twink death
were you a particularly fast runner in those days? did you do any extra curriculars and if so what were they/your position?
rate or you will die in your sleep tonight
>my heels
>posts a pic of the front of her feet
brainlet/10
10/10 toes
So that's about average
I've started complimenting male co-workers and classmates recently because of dudes online saying they never get complimented. It's pretty funny seeing their face light up. One guy got a new necklace and I told him it looked good on him and we've been bros ever since. Two other guys I noticed were lifters so I complimented their arms and they were so happy
Compliment your bros, bros
>The girl I recently started dating called me handsome, said that I had a big dick, and that it was the best sex she's ever had
I've never been happier in my life bros
The last comment I got was 3 years ago when some dude complimented my hawaiian shirt randomly in the street. I didn't even pick up on it until he was behind me so I awkwardly turned around and yelled thanks like half a block away
I'm still remembering the time my highschool teacher told me I had nice eyebrows 10 years ago
I subbed at a middle school and a few girls were teasing another because she said I was cute.
Same thing at a high school.
Only subbed twice and said it wasnt for me. Not because I wouldnt be able to control my horny level but something would get out even if totally false, cant come back from that