>gets rejected by Stacy. >falls in love with a Chinese lady

>gets rejected by Stacy
>falls in love with a Chinese lady
Good for you, Obelix. Good for you!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frenchman in the 50s BC
    >have interracial sex
    Frogs are the cancer of the west

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want him to stay incel for life?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Strongest man in village
        >Does not simply use force

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          post wrist

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obelix is actually a nice guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you telling me some high test big mofo that lives in an homogeneous society where there are no subhumas anywhere to be seen is going for some chink just because...? Who knows why, it doesn't make any sense

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oui.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Homogenous society
          Asterix and Obelix visit multiple countries, even going to America. And yes, if people go to other countries they might fall in love with someone there

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's heavily hinted that Obelix was a serial rapist.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's heavily hinted that Obelix was a serial rapist.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              hot as frick . me too.

              That's a rock, not a china woman.

              whats the difference?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to keep her wigwam

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The italian nobility literally imported Chinese brides during the renaissance and the Portuguese were mandated by law to mary their African slaves.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that’s why portugese people are moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >settling for fake blonde
      morons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >French
      Gauls. Specifically: Breton.

      Also, race wasn't invented yet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >West European. Specifically: West European
        >Also, phenotype wasn't invented yet.
        Okay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gauls
          >West European
          Lol.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were. Now if it's Celts as a whole then it depends, some lived in central/eastern Europe and even settled in Anatolia (Galatians).

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Celts immigrated from outside west europe and, like you said, lived everywhere.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Celts immigrated from outside west europe
                I mean, if you look far back enough then all Indo Europeans are immigrants from Ukrainian steppe, but at the same time they also had some old hunter gatherer ancestry of those people that showed up to Europe originally, so it's kind of meaningless to make such distinction.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phenotype is not race you dumb motherfricker.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No shit you are so intelligent, maybe I'm not trying to say that Einstein

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people back then went to war with the promise of loot and having sex with exotic women you colossal incel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frogs are the cancer of the west
      it's unironically their fault if we are getting swamped with immigrants
      moronic imperialist pieces of trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one gave a shit back in those days. Pussy was pussy and if you got it you were the winner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes those small tight knit communities with limited resources had no problem with bringing foreigners

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you moron. It was customary to bring back the prettiest girls as sex slaves.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was customary to bring back the prettiest girls as sex slaves.
            >Yes, you moron.
            ?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me which part confuses you, brainlet-kun.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

          Like, you do realize what slavery was, right? Or concubines, for that matter.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like you like do like realize like slavery like isn't like magic like right

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes such as rome a famously tight knit community

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. They were in fact pretty tight knit when this happened.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinly can't tell if you are serious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're moronic they were obsessed with lineage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so? love doesn't have bounds. we are all pink and red inside. if you find yourself some good looking girl who loves you who you are literally why not?
      you cannot refute this without bringing up muh monkey face kids with aboriginals

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because racemixing promotes social decay, instability and chaos

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how does two people that procreated out of love promote social decay, instability and chaos? the kid that grows up in a healthy family will learn the norms of that society's norms and will grow up as a productive member of it.
          your point only stands if someone do it because the race is their fetish and then father goes missing. but then again that stands when it happens to two people of the same race too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because we are highly tribalistic beings, technology and thus, society, evolved at fast pace after the industrial revolution which promoted modernism and the result it's high instability since then, our exterior diferences make people from different races untrustworthy on a fundamental level, and this is from every side, every race do this, the sense of capitalist modernity it's not something most people practice, in fact is the other way around, and this causes all kinds of racial crimes, violence agains certain races, riots because a race is a minority inside a country and so on. Before the industrial revolution, racial mixing was so slow and organic that people didn't experienced much issues, nowadays it's happening so fast that a lot of mixed children are experiencing all kinds of physical and mental diseases while they are also subject of the ongoing racial tension that society is experiencing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what a load of horse shit. the problem with you is that you can only think in extremes. that's the kind of brainrot you will get when your only window to outside world is through your computer screen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that easy? "lol u are dumb bro" to you too then. You are the one trying to argue without doing any mental effort and at the end you just basically say that I "can only think in extremes" without dismantling any argument: the industrial revolution, capitalism, modernism and post modernism, ethology, history and human evolution, go and read about it, is just a matter of "angles" but it boils down to these topics, it doesn't matter how much you try to search there's no other time in humanity were society as a whole had experienced the type of convoluted problems between races that we see everyday

                yeah it was so slow and organic nobody even noticed it was happening, apart from when one tribe would invade another tribe (actually invade, not immigrate) and kill all the men and rape all the women. Not saying the industrial revolution wasn't a disaster for the human race, but you dont have to make up obviously wrong shit to prove the point

                It really depends to what period of time and time you are refering to, the thing you saying it's true, but not all the time happened like that, some times they were conquered and then they were part of the conquerors, you know, like the roman empire

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are the one who's falling for the "we are divided by race" goyslop dude, if you can't see two people in love without thinking western civilization is over because modernism and all the buzzword shit you got going, you are the problem

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Am I falling for goyslop? Take a look at yourself, "two people in love" give me a break, what does that even mean other than muh feelings? Fricking read about history and how that word has changed and has meant other completly different things through history, even today it is so ambiguous that it has becomes a buzzword for anything that people want to say is morally correct, how about love for your own race? We all can play that card too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie, no one falls in love with another person just because their skin is light or dark, how vapid and idiotic can you be to think this way.

                Yeah, two people falling in love is about feelings, try catching some, go outside, touch some grass and meet real people.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah it was so slow and organic nobody even noticed it was happening, apart from when one tribe would invade another tribe (actually invade, not immigrate) and kill all the men and rape all the women. Not saying the industrial revolution wasn't a disaster for the human race, but you dont have to make up obviously wrong shit to prove the point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >apart from when one tribe would invade another tribe (actually invade, not immigrate) and kill all the men and rape all the women.
                all the peoples that did this collapsed rather quickly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                except for every empire you've ever heard of
                mans needs a history lesson fr

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no they are what i was referring to morono.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The thing why everybody was fine with racemixing is because race as a concept wasn't invented yet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >paragraph of information that lines up well with the well documented demographic upheavals of the 19th century or
                >your crackpipe semantics
                Yeah I'm gonna go with the other anon on this one bro.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's was one first things we invented what do you think happened to all other human species

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine posting unironic reply to schizo teenager that has his perception of reality shaped by a website for Lithuanian swastika enthusiast welders

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that the ((French)) were the first to side with a muslim against their fellow white men?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you can call hapsburgs that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like all of Europe ganged up on France for the last 500 years, and France had no choice but reach out of Europe to find allies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO HOW DOES FRANCE MAKE AN ALLIANCE WITH THE OTTOMANS??? TIME FOR A 27482347237428th COALITION THIS TIME WE WON'T LOSE
        Europe is the ennemy of France, and you can't blame France for trying to survive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          France dindu nuffin and Europe randomly hates it for no reason

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            France is only autistically hated by the bongs and they are infamous for allying with scum, so there's that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Suleiman the Magnificent
        >not a white man
        You Habsburg shills glow in the dark.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post your chin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          here you go, what's your point?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        French attacked the turks more than any other white nation (and lost more than anyone else) too

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read any Asterix in decades, were the chinese really represented as rocks in that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahabahahahababa

      I DID TWEN TEE FACKING YEEZ IN WE EDUCATION CAMP

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow that's literally me

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose wisely, Gaul man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't those fricking frogs at least find a qt chink? My man Obelix deserves better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats what asians look like without plastic surgery brah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          only in the west

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            is this what passes as attractive to you ?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asterix falls in love with the qt young chink but she rejects him for a young Asian androgynous boy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My man Obelix deserves better

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gilles lellouche is too old for being obelix

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White man having to settle for an asian after failing with a white woman
    Far too many cases

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACHUALLY, Obelix obviously went on to have children with a white woman.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unf she's unf hot

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a rock, not a china woman.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was kind of shit

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just like real life

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    basé

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is based on the true story of Shi Pei Pu.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He told Boursicot that he was "a female Beijing opera singer who had been forced to live as a man to satisfy his father's wish to have a son". The two quickly developed a sexual relationship, maintained in darkness. Shi convinced Boursicot that he was with a woman.
        > In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.
        >Upon discovering the truth of their relationship, Boursicot attempted suicide by slitting his throat but survived.
        Huh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that show kino? I've always thought ladybug girl was cute but not worth sitting through a terrible kids show.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite A&O is the one where they meet the Pict.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Angele?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit, downloading

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens in real life bro.
    >white guy can't hack it with a white girl
    >settles for some chinky bug lady who'll date literally any fat neckbeard so long as he's white

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought only girls from my c**t did that bleached shit why do they like faking blonde hair so much?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    itt: amerimutt history

    you people are so fricking stupid and delusional

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Downgrade from the first movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gods, I love the aesthetics of the first movie. It just looks like a real place and not so cartoony as the later movies.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you know, a movie for children

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you know, a French movie for children

      Not even gonna mention the movies they made in the 60's because FBI.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    France was much better under Roman Governance. Change my mind.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God the mutts don't watch Euro kinos or they'll never shut up about the racism and sexism.

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