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Jesus.
There is an official government YouTube channel with all sorts of kino like this
Came here to post this. FPBP. Failed captcha 5 times but I want you to know
I was waiting for delta p video hehe.
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have you seen that video of a crab getting sucked into a pipe deep underwater with huge pressure?
what huge pressure was on the newborn?
deez nuts
emotional
Pressure inside vs vacuum outside. Jesus.
Yes, 1 atmosphere, 14.7 psi, it's not this enormous delta P you morons think it is
Is that how space works? You can just plug the hole with your willy and snap it off inside?
wasnt duct tape literally invented for this reason for the Apollo program?
One atmosphere of pressure wont do shit. You could put your finger in the hole to plug it and take it out again.
Pressure at the bottom of the ocean is enormous.
Once it's got you, it's got you.
>ready to settle down
that thing is a newborn
Both of these are kek worthy...KEK
It almost made me forget how stupid the mama part right before it was--then the skull happened.
>what my wife looks like at 4am
>somehow sounds like the hulk crushing manhatten
>shits worse than my grandpa that died of intestinal cancer
She still sucks dick and makes the kids breakfest when i dont.
You used to suck dick?
you suck your kids dicks AND make them breakfeast? In my house we only got our dicks sucked...
jesus anon, that's one disgusting c-section scar
>wife
>kids
go back normalhomosexual
West Virginian hands typed that post
wife bad bahahahah!
> makes the kids breakfest when i dont.
If you're a married man and you usually make your kids' breakfast instead of your wife, you're not a man.
>this will sell our movie
Why does it have a giant vegana on its belly?
Have you seen Aliens? It's all vaginoids and penusapiens.
It was pretty freaky looking. More so than any of the new movies.
i liked how creepy it looked
>I'm a woman now
This IS the creepiest Alien they ever made.
it looks moronic as frick and storywise it's supposed to be a scary upgrade over all of the regular ones
imo there is nothing creepy about it, it's just sad and moronic-looking, like all the failed jar experiments
Alien Covenant inexplicably had a new alien that was way more dangerous than the original, and inexplicable in-universe statements that it's totally inferior and a "failed prototype"
>you fricking breathe in the wrong place and now you're pregnant with one, also the minute it bursts out it's already strong enough to kill two adults
A much more genuine extinction-level event than the original alien design and also offhandedly dismissed by our autistic robot protagonist as being shit
I liked the Neomorphs, it should have been one of them that got on the ship at the end, not that grasshopper-looking Xeno
Yeah this is insane. The only rationale is that David is insane.
The rationale is that the "prequel" movies are not that. They were never connected to Alien, but are now essentially a reboot. Ridley didn't want to be constrained by the lower technology and lower biology of the xeno. So now you have to headcanon reasons to believe why everything is holographic ipods and the aliens just infest people with invisible spores and pop out killing in ten minutes since it's too boring and slow to do it the regular way and takes away from what Ridley REALLY wants to have on screen: his precious David
David is the only thing decent about these movies.
Because that's literally all Ridley wants to make a movie and tell a story about. He forced in the Alien connection because it'll get people in the seats watching and money for the movie he actually wanted to make. He doesn't care about the rest and will do a half ass job shitting it out just to say it's in there. Then continue jerking off his amazing, perfect android man. That's what I'm saying.
Power Armor/Sealed Combat Suits would easily btfo the nakey pink ones tho
That was stupid.
>YOU BREATHE IT IN
stupid
>AND IN AN HOUR IT'S A FULL SIZED BABY!
stupid
All the other xenos kill humans but they don't turn on each other. The newborn is fricking creepy because the very first thing it does is mercilessly rip apart the xeno queen. It's a baby and it just absolutely brutalizes it's own mother.
It thought Ripley was its mother and she was right there in the room being threatened
That also makes it creepy. A big fricking hideous monster that thinks you're it's mother. You know it's the most dangerous thing for lightyears around. You have to kill it. That's a fricked up creepy situation to be in.
>here was a scene where the Newborn would, as it were, 'make out' with Ripley. Sigourney was a daring actress, now fueled with Cronenbergundian enthusiasm , both she and Jean-Pierre wanted to disturb the Fox executives. There the film crew was with the 1500 lb hydraulic creature, with Sigourney Weaver embracing and caressing it. It was a scary situation because it could have knocked her out if something happened or it head butted her.
This was basically why they didn't go for a mechanical creature in the first Alien movie because of the danger.
>There was an issue regarding the Newborn's genitalia and that Jean-Pierre would joke that since he was French, he wanted something sexy in the movie. Sigourney in particular was in favour of going further with the sexual attraction between the Newborn and Ripley, to the point where the creature would require articulated genitalia. This Newborn had a gliding tongue that they would control and there were several takes where they had to get it right in Sigourney's mouth. Together with that, there was also an articulated erection that they built for the creature. ADI built them as a combination of male and female organs, they wanted to be a little vague about what sex the creature was. It disengaged from the veganal canal and came out. Perhaps it was Tom Rothman who said in response "We're not having a fricking boner in an Alien movie!"
What did Sigourney mean by this?
There is a reason Tyranids in 40K are favorite among women, anon.
The whole concept behind it is stupid. It's just a more vulnerable Xenomorph, and they're already hybrids to start with past the chestburster stage. It's like graboids. They always feel the need to add something else to their lifecycle, and it gets dumber every time they do.
>geiger meets his creation for the first time
what the hell is this from ive only seen da first 2 alien movies and also prometheus kino
Resurrection? I think
>how to spot a zoomer
The way the xenomorphs just kept dripping nonstop in 4 and AvP was dumb as frick. It's like that sweating Jordan Peele GIF but ayys.
Yeah, that shit is dumb as frick.
Understandable if they're hissing or flashing the pharyngeal jaw. But if they constantly look like they just came out of a sauna, it's stupid.
Maybe because they're stressed and caged up. Still a bit silly though,
Imagine there's a porterhouse steak with baked potato and all the trimmings separated from you by a thin but unbreakable barrier and not only can you not get at it but the steak is visibly taunting you with the fact.
I thought this was the most watchable alien movie that isn't the two good ones
He fricked the Xeno, didn't he?
why didn't this happen when that woman astronaut drilled a hole in the international space station?
Because there’s 0 to 1 difference in atmospheric pressure irl. It’s nothing, maybe the force of a small fan
Holes too small
It happens in the expanse season 1. Debris goes through the ship making a small hole and they just tape it up. Scientifically accurate
Yeah that's cool, were there any shots of the Xenomorph Queen with a big pregnant belly though?
I always wonder if Alien Resurrection sucked because it was French director and his style did not gel well with American film or if the franchise was just exhausted.
I blame whedon
It was written by Josh Whedon. Notice the similarities between the mercs and the crew of the Serenity.
Kek, never thought about that.
Most blatantly that Ron Perlman was Jayne
>I don't get paid to think, I mostly get paid to hurt people
And his creepy Ripley retool was River
>Some connective difficulties. A kind of low level emotional autism.
Is that even possible? Being 1ATM inside and 0 ATM outside isn't enough of a pressure differential that's strong enough to sieve an entire Xeno-Man.
Still, cool scene though.
the alien looks like he's just read an opinion he disagrees with on twitter lmao
Corn syrup blood and wooden acting
Yeah, random Cinemaphile dipshit, you tell that director who has made some of the most successful films in the history of the medium. He clearly needs your help.
She's part of the tribe. She got the part for free.
>Is that even possible?
no. you could repair a hole in a spaceship with a bit of tape.
this "air gets sucked out" myth comes from people only encountering vacuums in our atmosphere
The airlock opening in Aliens however would be far more violent due to the sheer volume escaping at once. That would actually carry heavy objects out quickly and any unrestrained people
I always liked this alien. It doesn't deserved that tragic fate.
It's slightly more comic book than the first and I think the second, but a good movie. People who b***hed about this when it was new didn't know what the frick they were talking about.
All 4 of the first movies are good in their own ways.
why does he feel the need to specify that he rapes women?
Because they're in a prison that's 99% men, really important not to get confused on that
I know all the obvious "ALIENS = SEX" Geiger stuff but in most of the franchise it's outweighed by how constantly ferociously angry they are, like sexualizing a rabid pit bull
Resurrection is the only installment that ever has a Xeno interact in any non-directly hostile way with a person and it makes it much creepier yet more effective
They managed to make the scene where the Xeno carriers Ripley to see the Newborn look like the comfiest and most intimate thing ever
Looks like a MtF trans.
>just have sex with a trans girl bro you, you won't tell the difference trust me
So when the FRICK are we getting Nonibots?
>still not asking for it
sigourney weaver is only hot with straight hair
She's a handsome woman.
Wish we'd gotten a 90's kino of her and adult Newt
>adult Newt
>adult
eww
Me on the left.
Whole series had a sucked into space fetish
The swimming scene was good
That was a good scene. Overall the movie was good, especially the cast.
pew pew.
I liked the remote machine gun scenes