>Gets to ruin anything he wants because le black. >Still portrayed as the good guy in his own right

>Gets to ruin anything he wants because le black
>Still portrayed as the good guy in his own right

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles is a good character by comic book standards. Sorry you’re racist. Hope you grow out of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miles is a good character by comic book standards
      Lol he had like 4 failed relaunches and can't sell Spider-Man toys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so bad he (as the mainline Spider-Man) was outsold by Peter's alternate reality 12 issue run.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still not Spider-Man though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like comic book superheroes
      >I hope you grow up

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah imma do mah own thang

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is use your infrastracture in a way I see fit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But the infrastructure isn't currently broken down?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miles trying to use cosmic asspulls to his advantage so that his dad doesn't die means spiderman 2077 comes out of a portal like a time cop to stop him because it's REALLY important that miles dad dies
    >even though every peter from every run has several different stories about a time he met a wizard or madame web who changed reality or world events or billions of peoples memories or whether somebody close to him was alive

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey your mom's gonna die in a way you can save her
    >Oh shit I should do something
    >No, because your mom's death is CANON
    >Oh, ok, should respect the canon at all costs
    Average Cinemaphile poster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is a BLM supporter, why didn’t he just kill his dad himself, being a cop and all. Thats what they want anyway

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Into the Spider-Verse
    >"You can't save your family Kingpin, doing so will destroy the entire universe!"
    >"I don't care Spider-Man!"
    >Is the villain for doing this
    >Across the Spider-Verse
    >"You can't save your family Miles, doing so will destroy the entire universe!"
    >"I don't care Spider-Man 2099!"
    >Is the hero for doing this
    >Miles gets rewarded by Gwen's thick veiny wiener going up his ebony turd pipe until he cums all in his own spandex suite that smells like grease and that usual black people smell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that usual black people smell
      Must and stale sweat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writers are morons that forgot about the story of the last movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt understand the difference between saving your family and abducting a different family in another universe to serve as your family after your family has already died
      Wew

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me how was Miles able to defeat 1 million Spider-Mans by himself?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s faster than them since he’s black.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's 6 millions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >throws bagel
      >kickstarts the creation of the ultimate villain

      I hope Spot does some kino shit in the next movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black excellence, bigot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid and badly-written movie.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Miles should just listen to Miguel and let his dad die
    Why?
    >Miguel is the true original anomaly, he started the timeline corruption bs
    >Indian spiderman's world got corrupted with Spot stuff (black hole), not timeline stuff (the material Miguel's kid withered away into, the rainbow glitch stuff)
    >Gwen landed in Earth-1610 a week before Miles got bit, and got spidey senses that Miles was at that school
    No one's been able to refute this shit. Miguel is obviously a corrupt dude and the spiderman base worships him for some reason despite his role as the actual first anomaly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit makes no sense in the first place. They clearly have the means to maintain whatever “canon” event nonsense is supposed to happen since they saved spider India.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since they showed Miguel about to bite the da vinci dude, they will reveal he was evil and bent the truth in the 2nd movie and Cinemaphile will become mindbroken despite this movie showing you plainly that the things Miguel said didn't line up. Why else would several spiders go against him anyway.
        Still makes Spiderman in general look bad if the rest of them all got brainwashed by a guy more selfish than Kingpin.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo black spiderman is more popular than peter parker this cant be happening aaaahhhhhhh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's not?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not one Spider-Man has ever taken a dump in a coffee can and it pisses me off.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not always I'm rooting for the antagonist, but Miguel had every right to scream at this little shit. He even pulled his punches when he could've ended it all then and there. Also everyone kept giving Miguel shit even if he seemed to be the only competent one at doing his job.

    Fricking movie was infuriating.

    I like the fact that the movie knows a lot of us don't think of Miles as Spider-man.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's because he has a transjester gf

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's changed?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No he’s right, just leaving someone to die because… THEY JUST HAVE TO OKAY! is fricking dumb
    the scene with peter parker telling miles how uncle ben had to die to ensure the creation of spiderman is complete character destruction but whatever

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder that black spiderman started as an actual fricking joke. Not pandering to blacks, just a "lol what if spiderman but black".

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is puerto rican you moronic homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a mutt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is but good look getting artists to draw him as such.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you let your dad die just because some other Spider-Man said to? You have a real messed up persona man, you have more loyalty to Spider-Man than your dad

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black
    >Spanish
    He's Dominican

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