>miles trying to use cosmic asspulls to his advantage so that his dad doesn't die means spiderman 2077 comes out of a portal like a time cop to stop him because it's REALLY important that miles dad dies >even though every peter from every run has several different stories about a time he met a wizard or madame web who changed reality or world events or billions of peoples memories or whether somebody close to him was alive
>Hey your mom's gonna die in a way you can save her >Oh shit I should do something >No, because your mom's death is CANON >Oh, ok, should respect the canon at all costs
Average Cinemaphile poster
>Into the Spider-Verse >"You can't save your family Kingpin, doing so will destroy the entire universe!" >"I don't care Spider-Man!" >Is the villain for doing this >Across the Spider-Verse >"You can't save your family Miles, doing so will destroy the entire universe!" >"I don't care Spider-Man 2099!" >Is the hero for doing this >Miles gets rewarded by Gwen's thick veiny wiener going up his ebony turd pipe until he cums all in his own spandex suite that smells like grease and that usual black people smell
>doesnt understand the difference between saving your family and abducting a different family in another universe to serve as your family after your family has already died
Wew
>Miles should just listen to Miguel and let his dad die
Why? >Miguel is the true original anomaly, he started the timeline corruption bs >Indian spiderman's world got corrupted with Spot stuff (black hole), not timeline stuff (the material Miguel's kid withered away into, the rainbow glitch stuff) >Gwen landed in Earth-1610 a week before Miles got bit, and got spidey senses that Miles was at that school
No one's been able to refute this shit. Miguel is obviously a corrupt dude and the spiderman base worships him for some reason despite his role as the actual first anomaly.
This shit makes no sense in the first place. They clearly have the means to maintain whatever “canon” event nonsense is supposed to happen since they saved spider India.
Since they showed Miguel about to bite the da vinci dude, they will reveal he was evil and bent the truth in the 2nd movie and Cinemaphile will become mindbroken despite this movie showing you plainly that the things Miguel said didn't line up. Why else would several spiders go against him anyway.
Still makes Spiderman in general look bad if the rest of them all got brainwashed by a guy more selfish than Kingpin.
It's not always I'm rooting for the antagonist, but Miguel had every right to scream at this little shit. He even pulled his punches when he could've ended it all then and there. Also everyone kept giving Miguel shit even if he seemed to be the only competent one at doing his job.
Fricking movie was infuriating.
I like the fact that the movie knows a lot of us don't think of Miles as Spider-man.
No he’s right, just leaving someone to die because… THEY JUST HAVE TO OKAY! is fricking dumb
the scene with peter parker telling miles how uncle ben had to die to ensure the creation of spiderman is complete character destruction but whatever
Would you let your dad die just because some other Spider-Man said to? You have a real messed up persona man, you have more loyalty to Spider-Man than your dad
Miles is a good character by comic book standards. Sorry you’re racist. Hope you grow out of it.
>Miles is a good character by comic book standards
Lol he had like 4 failed relaunches and can't sell Spider-Man toys
It's so bad he (as the mainline Spider-Man) was outsold by Peter's alternate reality 12 issue run.
Still not Spider-Man though.
>I like comic book superheroes
>I hope you grow up
nah imma do mah own thang
Which is use your infrastracture in a way I see fit.
>But the infrastructure isn't currently broken down?
filtered
>miles trying to use cosmic asspulls to his advantage so that his dad doesn't die means spiderman 2077 comes out of a portal like a time cop to stop him because it's REALLY important that miles dad dies
>even though every peter from every run has several different stories about a time he met a wizard or madame web who changed reality or world events or billions of peoples memories or whether somebody close to him was alive
>Hey your mom's gonna die in a way you can save her
>Oh shit I should do something
>No, because your mom's death is CANON
>Oh, ok, should respect the canon at all costs
Average Cinemaphile poster
Miles is a BLM supporter, why didn’t he just kill his dad himself, being a cop and all. Thats what they want anyway
>Into the Spider-Verse
>"You can't save your family Kingpin, doing so will destroy the entire universe!"
>"I don't care Spider-Man!"
>Is the villain for doing this
>Across the Spider-Verse
>"You can't save your family Miles, doing so will destroy the entire universe!"
>"I don't care Spider-Man 2099!"
>Is the hero for doing this
>Miles gets rewarded by Gwen's thick veiny wiener going up his ebony turd pipe until he cums all in his own spandex suite that smells like grease and that usual black people smell
>that usual black people smell
Must and stale sweat
The writers are morons that forgot about the story of the last movie
>doesnt understand the difference between saving your family and abducting a different family in another universe to serve as your family after your family has already died
Wew
Hot.
Can someone explain to me how was Miles able to defeat 1 million Spider-Mans by himself?
He’s faster than them since he’s black.
Actually it's 6 millions
>throws bagel
>kickstarts the creation of the ultimate villain
I hope Spot does some kino shit in the next movie
Black excellence, bigot.
Stupid and badly-written movie.
>Miles should just listen to Miguel and let his dad die
Why?
>Miguel is the true original anomaly, he started the timeline corruption bs
>Indian spiderman's world got corrupted with Spot stuff (black hole), not timeline stuff (the material Miguel's kid withered away into, the rainbow glitch stuff)
>Gwen landed in Earth-1610 a week before Miles got bit, and got spidey senses that Miles was at that school
No one's been able to refute this shit. Miguel is obviously a corrupt dude and the spiderman base worships him for some reason despite his role as the actual first anomaly.
This shit makes no sense in the first place. They clearly have the means to maintain whatever “canon” event nonsense is supposed to happen since they saved spider India.
Since they showed Miguel about to bite the da vinci dude, they will reveal he was evil and bent the truth in the 2nd movie and Cinemaphile will become mindbroken despite this movie showing you plainly that the things Miguel said didn't line up. Why else would several spiders go against him anyway.
Still makes Spiderman in general look bad if the rest of them all got brainwashed by a guy more selfish than Kingpin.
>nooo black spiderman is more popular than peter parker this cant be happening aaaahhhhhhh
But he's not?
cope
seethe
Not one Spider-Man has ever taken a dump in a coffee can and it pisses me off.
It's not always I'm rooting for the antagonist, but Miguel had every right to scream at this little shit. He even pulled his punches when he could've ended it all then and there. Also everyone kept giving Miguel shit even if he seemed to be the only competent one at doing his job.
Fricking movie was infuriating.
I like the fact that the movie knows a lot of us don't think of Miles as Spider-man.
it's because he has a transjester gf
So what's changed?
No he’s right, just leaving someone to die because… THEY JUST HAVE TO OKAY! is fricking dumb
the scene with peter parker telling miles how uncle ben had to die to ensure the creation of spiderman is complete character destruction but whatever
Just a reminder that black spiderman started as an actual fricking joke. Not pandering to blacks, just a "lol what if spiderman but black".
he is puerto rican you moronic homosexual
He's a mutt.
He is but good look getting artists to draw him as such.
Would you let your dad die just because some other Spider-Man said to? You have a real messed up persona man, you have more loyalty to Spider-Man than your dad
>black
>Spanish
He's Dominican