>be me and plan trip to Disney's Hollywood Studios with goal to get picture with Rey
>pay $150 plus tip for ticket
>make beeline to Galaxys Edge at ropedrop
>wait an hour in line to get picture with rey
>Chad in front puts arm around her and gets picture taken
>I decide to do the same thing
>when I try to put arm around her she instantly backs away
>-get picture taken with me a safe space apart
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you is not calling her out on that double standard.
Every time someone posts a Disney theme park thread I get reminded of that Gaston cosplayer who blew his head off.
You wear glasses. Instant signaler of betahood. Also something must be done with your hair.
mogged by dollar store Rey. The state of incels
No way. She's better than the original by far.
You look like a patriarch from the 50's. Also your shirt has almost the word trump on it, it's a pussy repelent.
I suspect that’s not really OP, anon. Just a hunch.
>What's wrong with me?
you spent way too much time making up this story
Gun to your head, you are forced to choose. Who do you go with?
For me, it's mini rey
Mini. Hapa is a close second.
Wagie Rey
Elaine. Just because she has the same name as seinfeld Elaine and I would close my eyes while I nut and pretend she's the real Elaine.
Park Rey is the hottest, but what does that mean? Why is she higher paid?
Park Rey looks gorgeous. I’d go with her.
Didn't at least one of them find out about the nicknames that emerged on this board?
pure>park>mini>hapa
None. I'm going for Daisy. Frick you kill me b***h
Imagine having to pose with smelly Star Wars incels all day
she must be judging these guys and saying horrible things about them in her head, no? or am i just being cynical
women don't have inner monologues
even if you were a people person it would get tiresome after while
She’s thinking about Chad’s wiener. That’s literally what occupies their chrome-dome 24/7
365
>she must be judging these guys and saying horrible things about them in her head, no?
with their female friends
why does she have a lower lip like bubba in forest gump?
>doesn't know the power of lower lip Succ
Ngmi chud
Someone post the webm of the autistic fat guy with the red hat
>>be me and plan trip
This is where you went wrong. There is nothing outside worth caring about.
Cedar Point is a lot of fun. That’s my usual summertime place.
I haven't been to an amusement park in years. Should I go to Carrowinds? I remember it being fun but it's been over a decade and I'm a different man now.
The only amusement parks worth going to as an adult are ones that specialize in mega coasters like Cedar Point or Knott’s Berry Farm.
Chads don't go to Disney theme parks. Simple as
Minibros...
You mean Minnie? Idiot.
you think they have a disney themed casting couch or it it just the usual black couch?
I dunno but I want to see that b***h anon posted nude
She probably has an excellent ass
Like two of the four park reys
have nude photoshoots out there. Can't remember which ones
mini bros??
Cute
She even seems impressed by that autist flailing about, imagine her reaction to something truly impressive, she must get dripping wet...
She as an excellent ass too
she has 0 ass
>nice shape and gap
>nice slight jiggle
>excellently highlighted
How far it sticks out doesn't matter, these kinds of asses look the best bare, especially if she has cute tanmarks
it has no shape and it has no jiggle.
low test
You realize she's wearing high heels which accentuate the ass and its still barely there, right? She's flat as hank hill in bare feet.
Goddamit, and we were given Daisy and not this?
Fricking hell
Why does it look like she has a thong on underneath the bikini?
I love your shirt, bro.
I went to Disney World in mid May and barely saw any characters outside of shows. There weren't any walking around for pictures. Do they just have a hiring shortage or something?
Disney shouldn't allow singles.
*Disney shouldn't allow singles, unless they are cute
You still got lucky, anon. The cheap fricking bastards didnt even have a Rey when I went
You going to Disney world after all the shit, piss, and vomit they have smeared into western culture is what's wrong with you.