GHOSTS

Why do IRL people fear ghosts?
Like why?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who knows?
    As a kid I used to fear ghosts
    Now I fear the living.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As a kid I used to fear ghosts
      Why?
      I was always thinking ghosts are cool. Did have a glow in the dark ghost lego toy.

      People aren't really scared of ghosts. They're afraid of the spooky shit that might get attributed to a ghost. Also all the Scooby Doo villains were down to commit semi-serious white collar crimes so I'd assume they'd drop the act and stab you if you didn't capture them first.

      >They're afraid of the spooky shit that might get attributed to a ghost.
      Like? Examples?

      a guy i know brought home an std from thailand and she lived with him for a couple of years. one night she and a friend of hers woke him up at 3AM because they genuinely believed they had seen a ghost in the living room, and she got actually mad at him for not taking it seriously

      >std
      STD?
      Sexually
      Transmitted
      Diseases ?

      >nd she got actually mad at him for not taking it seriously

      HUH? Why? What?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People aren't really scared of ghosts. They're afraid of the spooky shit that might get attributed to a ghost. Also all the Scooby Doo villains were down to commit semi-serious white collar crimes so I'd assume they'd drop the act and stab you if you didn't capture them first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of Asian people are shitscared of ghosts

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you saw a ghost in real life yoh would shit your pants who are you trying to fool

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a guy i know brought home an std from thailand and she lived with him for a couple of years. one night she and a friend of hers woke him up at 3AM because they genuinely believed they had seen a ghost in the living room, and she got actually mad at him for not taking it seriously

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a haunted kitchen. Our utensils keep going missing. The faucet and motion-activated paper towel dispenser move on their own sometimes. I actually saw it once for a split-second.
    It's not actually that frightening, after a while you just think
    >oh it's the kitchen ghost again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear to God I'm not making this up
        The previous owners and people I've worked with have stories about things flying off shelves on their own in the middle of the night, lights turning on by themselves, a cook turning around a finding a sausage on the counter they didn't put there
        The incident where I saw it was fairly recently and I wasn't thinking about the kitchen ghost at all, I was hauling jugs of used frying oil out of the kitchen and back and was very upset and seething internally because my job sucks, and it took me out of it completely
        The kitchen is an L-shape with doors at each end and I saw this greyish mass dart away to the opposite door I came in, vaguely person-shaped but part of it missing like you used the erase tool in photoshop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just moved into a new house and stuff like this keeps happening, have actually checked the attick incase previous owner is hiding

          Stuff will go missing and then reappear, stuff I put in the bin will appear on the counters

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are declassified CIA documents where they did experiments that proved human intention is capable of influencing the outcomes of random number generators in a statistically significant way. Also the two-slit experiment. So to some extent consciousness creates reality and not the other way around.
            I think the phenomenon of ghosts has something to do with that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stuff will go missing and then reappear, stuff I put in the bin will appear on the counters
            OK...
            >Therefore it is le ghosts!
            Do you understand how stupid you sound?

            >No humans can not commit theft! That is physically impossible.
            >It must be a ghost.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I never said ghosts Mr deboonker, just weird shit it's not a large house it's a mid size terrice, there are are mtion alarms on doors

              Thought the possibility could be rats but no evidence of rats, I dont think a rat would put a non food related item back in the same spot 5 min later

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When they sold the place to new owners, on the last day I half-expected to see movement out of the corner of my eye and suddenly find all the missing tools back in a pile on the kitchen counter
                They were literal hillbillies from Kentucky so maybe they had a demon or ancient Indian spirit following them, forgotten by our books

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Set up cameras

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >after a while you just think
      If you are not moronic you realize the pipes and FRICKEN AUTOMATIC COMPUTER FRICKEN CONTROLLED paper towel dispenser are damaged or work wrong.

      >Our utensils keep going missing.
      Yes because humans can never steal utensils. That violates all laws of physics or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you steal a plastic spoon with holes in it for boiled peanuts from the gas station? We had two but one went missing and was never seen again
        Honestly the explanation being Black folk is more plausible than ghosts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >plastic
          I assumed it was metal.

          >Why would you steal a plastic spoon with holes in it

          I wanted to answer
          >Mental illnes
          or
          >Vandalism
          However you answered your own question
          >Honestly the explanation being Black folk is more plausible than ghosts

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i ain't afraid of no ghost

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why were they so scared of the ghost if they knew it was just some homosexual in a suit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A homosexual in a suit is much scarier than an actual ghost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guy, if some butthole came running at you dressed like that during the night, you’d run for the hills.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that happens for real surely your first instinct is to just deck them in the face like this guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It might be a skill issue, I know in the situation of a guy in a mask in a normal setting on halloween during an interview with everything well lit. Probably isn't going to actually attack you. So I think it was an overreaction which is also a reaction time issue.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ghosts are real

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they lack a spiritual immune system and realize their vulnerability

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're afraid of scary faces in the dark not ghosts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In recent years I've started hallucinating things a few seconds after I wake up. I had a nightmare about spiders and for 1-2 seconds hallucinated an argiope aurantia spider literally moving around in my bedsheets clear as day before it dissolved and faded away into nothing
      I may be losing my mind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happens to me sometimes. Usually it's shapes on the ceiling, or faces.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christcucks, particularly the African and Hispanic ones, are absolutely TERRIFIED of the supernatural and paranormal. My friends Catholic mom was sincerely worried about demons and malevolent spirits in their home.

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