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How many giant spiders in movies could be classified as "characters"?
I dunno, like 2 maybe 3?
lord of the rings and harry potter are all ive got, both complete pricks tho.
The spider queen leader in the south Park Catholic council
The Daddy Long-legs in Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves definitely counts as a character even if technically it's not giant.
it's giant relative to the characters in the movie. the aesthetic of a giant spider is in the movie.
Kumonga from Godzilla
Kumonga actually became a world defender. This is the most bro giant spider in fiction. Of course even for him it's more of an exception than the rule.
Yeah Destroy All Monsters Kumonga is definitely a spider bro.
Why are humans so terrified and disgusted by spiders above any other animal in the world?
they aren't. you just are.
8 legs moving at high speed just looks uncanny as frick
Tarantulas too fat to move are cool tho
>above any other animal in the world?
That many legs moving that fast just freaks a lot of people out. I'd argue centipedes cause more distress than spiders do.
Because, in the UK at least, giant house spiders are as big as your hand, fast as frick and their only goal in life is to get on you.
House centipedes are bigger and grosser and they’re even more plentiful than spiders
I have the same response to these as spiders, which makes me think it's the speed that freaks me out more than anything
House centipedes will generally feed on house spiders. So as disgusting as they are one does kill the other.
We don't have those in Europe.
>Because, in the UK at least, giant house spiders are as big as your hand
why would you lie on the internet
I remember watching TV in the dark as a kid in the autumn in the UK and you'd hear a scuttling in the hearth as one of the big ones fell down the chimney. Then you'd know it was only a matter of time before they came racing out towards the couch where you were sitting.
England sounds like more and more of a shithole every time I hear about it.
I can't wait for the WEF to sterilize the earth
Christ I thought that type of thing was limited to Australia
The worst is when they come out of the sink or toilet
your home plumbing fixtures should all have p traps or s traps to keep a certain amount of water between the fixture and the abyss, that should stop most insects unless they somehow swim through all the trapped water.
>when the trap dries up after no one has used it in months and the smell of sewer floods the entire building
Had that happen one time at work lel
I don't think any of that is true.
I remember my zoology teacher explaining that if jumping spiders were the size of a medium dog they would be the apex terrestrial predator and would basically devour everything
Spiders are only 'bros' because they can't eat you/harm you, big ones are always c**ts
Square-cube law, b***h.
This. If the hydraulics of spider anatomy scaled up giant spiders would already be a thing
Thanks Reddit
My mother is an arachnophobe, but keeps jumping spiders because they're "cute".
I don't understand.
Jump spiders just don't look as creepy as other spiders. They have 2 big cute eyes and their legs aren't splayed all over the place so you don't notice the creepiness as much.
they are biologically "cuter" than other spiders
looks, he's waving! :3
A medium dog sized jumping spider could jump like 40 feet in the air. That would be pretty neat.
They'd keep jumping into electrical wires the stupid fools.
>if that animals was entirely a different animal it'd be worse
Your point? If bees were the size of an eagle they'd reign chaos, should we stop eating honey out of spite?
Bees don't bother people, the size of condors or not
Bees are bros. Wasps are trash though. Hornets too, frick those little things.
wasps have been a disaster for the bee's reputation
I just want a pet bumble bee the size of a rabbit. Is that too much to ask?
>provides you with honey, royal jelly and various medicine
>helps pollination which is crucial to both the environment and human quality of life
>wasps hunt them and kill them in order to steal their gains and feast on them
Just get a rabbit, you moron.
Now I want to become a bee keeper
>tfw no bumblebee pet that buzzes happily when you pat it
My house is a disaster because my brother and parents pawned their dogs of on me so I was wondering how I don't have all these insect problems (knock on wood)
Then I remembered I have a cat which, while moronic, apparently keeps this shit in check for me.
These bees look so cuddly but I am deathly allergic and had to be hospitalized when I was in high school because summer dumbass stepped on a beehive nearby.
Bumblebees don't have stingers
haha he looks like a fat little apu trying to pull himself up hahahaha
>Bumblebees don't have stingers
Yes they do.
Really? I'd always "known" they didn't sting and didn't even have stingers. Maybe I'm thinking of some other type of bee.
They do sting, but you have to go out of your way to get them mad enough to do it.
Are they the type that kill themselves by stinging?
No, that's honeybees.
I had a dwarf boa years ago that bit me once. ONCE. Also had a rosy boa that escaped multiple times and would always hide in places it knew would make me shit a brick, and it would just sit there, smiling at me, knowing what it did.
What the frick kind of biological use is that? Defending yourself by committing suicide.
>BZZZZZZ ALLAHU AKBAR BZZZZZ
I had the opposite problem, I was more concerned about the snake being food for the cat.
Understandable. Mine was 7ft long, so the cat wouldn't even be a challenge. My ball python never escaped, their also much smaller. That would've been an interesting death match.
I always wanted a yellow annie, but I couldn't accomodate one. They have weird teeth. I've seen fish with similar mouths.
>Steals your essence and gives you malaria in the process
>Bros
My redtail escaped numerous times. What scared me was my cat being dinner for it. They like to run away and hide in warm places, like under the tv stand, or next to a heat vent.
Yes
Yes. Bombus is generally extremely docile and will only sting if provoked. Its also not true they can only sting once and die. Many species of bees do not have barbed stingers.
I saw Mr. Holmes (2015) with Ian McKellen, the difference between bees and wasps ends up being essential to the plot (moral is, leave the bees alone, kill the frick out of the wasps).
Wasps are the Black folk of the bee world
>t. Honeybee
Chkd. Also, bumble bees aren't related to honey bees at all. I always thought they were related when I was a kid.
Oh they have teeth. They don't have traditional fangs, as they aren't venomous. But all those teeth are so they can hold on while crushing and suffocating dinner. Google some pics. Being bit by a constrictor is not fun.
For me it's scorpionflies. Just an extra frick you if regular flies weren't annoying enough.
Holy shit it's like an ear wig mated with a fly, moth and crawdad
still makes more anatomical sense than the brazillian treehopper
>insects now come with radar
Jesus
>what if I just got a scorpion tail
Frick you freak, you will never be as kino as real scorpions
AAAAAH WTF ANON GET THE AXE AND THE BIC
I know one of you has the green text of the great bee and wasp war and I demand it be posted.
there's one with ants
Neat, hadn't seen that one. Thanks.
why are ants acceptable communists?
I just wiped out a wasp nest in a gap on the window frame on my garage. Filled it up good with wasp killer, a bunch came out but were already dying. Rain has since washed the remains away and I've filled the gap, but I've seen one or two hanging around trying to find other gaps in the window a few days since, little bastards. I've got wasp killer waiting for them too.
I never hear of bees making hives in window frames and outside lights and shit, only wasp nests. Guess they've got the sense to make theirs more out of the way. I wouldn't spray a bee hive however, I'd look into how to move them or some shit.
Use spider and scorpion spray. It comes out as a foam. Thank me later.
t. Hornet King
We don't have scorpions here so I doubt I'd find any.
Wasp/Hornet spray is great for a shot from a distance. Spider/scorpion spray is essentially the same thing, but requires closer interaction. It will keep them from returning to the nest though.
Moron....
Yep. Also, bombus is docile. I saved one of an endangered species a couple years back that somehow got in my basement. Im allergic to bees and wasps, but regular bumblebees and honey bees don't worry me, just wasps and hornets. In fact I've walked up to active hives before less than arms length without protective gear and never been stung. Can't say the same for perpetually angry flying buttholes. Now africanized honey bees, nope, frick that. Far too aggressive.
Bees are based. They are also pretty chill most of the time - yeah there are some more aggressive breeds, but most times they are, they only get nervous when storms are coming and when you interrupt there routes, they are basicly just autists.
t. anon helping his grandfather with beekeeping for like 5 years and was only stung like 2 times
ever see that video of the japanese guy who domesticates a bee?
completely changed the way I look at bees
meanwhile..
Phasmids work as pets too but they're not as easy on the eye.
is there an FPS shooter where insects have all grown hundreds of times larger? blasting bees with machine guns like an NES game?
spooky
EDF
I always think of the Gray Widowers from the Mist. Those were about dog sized right? And they were absolutely horrifying.
Because humans don't have magnified vision to see that spiders are cute and cuddly.
Genetic heritage from monke
Primates aren't afraid of spiders, only snakes. Humans are the only species that seem to be unconditionally scared of spiders because we're the only species with sapient souls and spiders look like literal fricking demons, which our souls have to deal with when not stuck in a meat prison.
If a person isn't afraid of spiders whatsoever it's a good indication she doesn't have a real soul or is a demon herself.
Spiders don't bother me, but I hate worms and maggots.
There's a species of wasp that injects you with her offspring who then feast on your body until they pop out of it like maggots, similar to Alien.
>There's a species of wasp that injects you with her offspring who then feast on your body until they pop out of it
There's multiple species of parasitic wasps. Tarantula hawks, cicada killers, the list goes on. AFAIK, they are all solitary species, where as the majority of wasps are social species.
t. wasp hater and exterminator
thank you for your service
can dragonflys be culvitated for pest control?
Not sure, never crossed my mind. I'd rather have mantids and know mantis egg sacs/cases can be bought to put in your garden or yard.
>that injects you with her offspring who then feast on your body until they pop out of it like maggots, similar to Alien
I refuse to believe this
It is, in a way they even rewire the hosts' brain to take care of the larvae until they hatch, so it's actually more advanced than a xenomorph.
See
. I've never heard of a wasp that does this to people. There is the botfly though.
Botflies are awful. If you try to remove a larvae from your skin it will just dig itself deeper. Fortunately they're rather rare to come by in most parts of the world.
>https://www wired com/2015/01/absurd-creature-of-the-week-strepsiptera/
Thank you mother nature, very cool!
monke scare
im disgusted and a bit freaked out by spiders but they definitely aren't the worst or scariest to me. if anything I've come around and stopped killing small ones since they allegedly kill other more annoying insects for you like flies.
really the most terrifying and disgusting to me are wienerroaches. when I see one I just get the most horrified feeling because it means there is most likely an infestation and it's going to be a monumental challenge trying to get rid of them
>runs across your bedroom floor at mach 3
there's a point where even legs become a meme, centipede-san
even though that would make me shit, I know that once I kill it that the threat is over
that quick burst of fear is nothing compared to seeing a wienerroach, and then your brain slowly coming to the realization that you are surrounded by disgusting creatures in your walls. it's a soul crushing despair I have trouble describing.
yes I know how that feels. I dealt with wienerroaches once and it was a nightmare. we saw one and then a few days later one more and then suddenly they were everywhere. the exterminator wanted way more than we could afford and when we asked how could it happen he basically said: "it makes no difference how clean you are, wienerroaches will infest any house. an egg could have come in from a cardboard box from chinese food or an amazon package"
our lives were complete hell on earth for months until we moved.
Go look up some Hornet King videos on YouTube and see some of the giant wasp nests that he removes from the inside of the walls in people's houses.
I will take a bunch of little garbage men living in my walls over thousands of perpetually angry flying buttholes that will kill me in my sleep if I snore too loud.
>Go look up some Hornet King videos on YouTube and see some of the giant wasp nests that he removes from the inside of the walls in people's houses.
im good thanks
bros I know this feel. I once had a raging termite infestation in my bedroom, it was pretty bad
I've never had to deal with wienerroaches but I've seen them once and I agree.
I lived with an ant problem for like 13 years. It was a concrete slab foundation next to a canal and associated dirt road. There was no way to end the ant infestation, you could get rid of them for a time but never permanently. I grew very fastidious in terms of keeping the kitchen and eating areas clean. There is no worse feeling that getting up in the morning and going into the kitchen and seeing an ant trail or to find the swarming all over a piece of dropped food. Now the morning was a cleaning day otherwise it would be harder to deal with. Their pheromone trails are self reinforcing... My stomach drops to this day the moment I see an ant crawling somewhere in my new house. Insect infestations are unlike any other household problem save for maybe a burst pipe. Until you've lived through it you just don't get it.
If I had wienerroaches I'd fricking move, I wouldn't even bother trying.
The best antitode to ants and most insects is to simply have fly screens at your door and close them.
Get in anyway through the smallest cracks imaginable. Screen helps but it doesn't completely fix the problem.
I guess so. Still, helped me a lot when I started closing them religiously. I live somewhat close to a body of water so I used to have a lot of mosquitos too.
Yup. Smallest cracks. The best treatment I found was caulk. I caulked ever nook cranny and gap inside and out. It would hold them off for a bit longer but eventually there would always be a crumb found. From bathrooms to bed rooms to living rooms to the back porch. Those frickers love grease drippings from a BBQ. I never knew that. It ended up affecting my relationships because I was so anal about keeping things clean. But I was the one doing all the repairs and cleanups so of course no one thought it was 'that bad' just 'some anta's. It was only just 'that bad' because I was putting in effort, in the early days before I got a handle on it I could get up step into the kitchen and think I was still drunk because the floor appears to be moving. Nope just ants scurrying everywhere amongst the speckled pattern of the linoleum.
I'm getting PTSD just remembering this shit
boil a cup of water stir in two cups sugar stir till disolved, add a tablespoon or two of borax take off heat let cool. pour itno old spagehitti sauce jar put lid on, get a dropper. long strings of drops whever u see ants. your feeding them not drownding them do thiseveryday several times a day. the borax poisons the nest as the workers feed the queen. dead nest slowly but surely. ps this is the exact terro formula that works so good. but you gotta keep doing it until there are no more ants.
also apple cider vinegar in shallow bowl for flies, dietemacesous earth for roachs and bed bugs.
too many things on one creature
They're just freaky and gross looking. If they looked like rabbits no one would be scared, but instead they're little hairy demons with massive dripping fangs.
I don't know but I don't believe in any ancestral fear. Why only something that happened long in the past affects humans to this day on subconscious level?
I believe genetic memory is real but doesn't express itself the same in every human
did you know that our eyes evolved to see snakes? you can see them in any part of your vision, even peripheral. what i mean by that is you WILL see a moving snake moving through grass or something even if you arent focused on it and were unaware of it whereas you wouldnt with anything else
we are more likely to and more quickly notice anything in our peripheral even though it seems counter intuitive, it’s why notifications on computer screens show up on the edge.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3839741/
>neurobiological substrate for rapid detection of threatening visual stimuli in primates
its a real thing. spiders arent a threat, snakes are
I wasn’t saying it wasn’t a real thing, I was pointing out that it goes for everything in our peripheral, it is related to avoiding prey but it also applies to notification bubbles, tigers, balls, anything. esl
you obtuse double Black person you are missing the point entirely
Black person I was adding a detail and pointing out saying “even in your peripheral vision” doesn’t really show anything. I’m not disagreeing with you are suggesting spider genocide, you fricking mouth breather.
NEVER agree with me only i do that b***h
Because they're evil you fricking Black person, genocide all spiders.
>is smug in your path
2leg best
4leg good
6leg bad
8leg evil
Total Arachnid Extermination
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnid_locomotion
>hydraulic compression
>Why are humans so terrified and disgusted by spiders above any other animal in the world?
They killed many of our ancestors
Too far from human anatomy so they look alien to us
>Why are humans so terrified and disgusted by spiders above any other animal in the world?
if your knees are above your body you are a wrong thing
simple as
>psst kid want some candy cane
>want some candy?
Based MC Pee Pants dubs, chkd.
A cute! Cobalts are so gorgeous but nasty little shits.
Wasps are way more terrifying than spiders
I don't fear a lone tiny spider in the corner of my room. I do find those spider colonies and those giant Tarantulas to be creepy
Sharks and Snakes are way scarier for me though
>this makes zoomers piss and shit and cum themselves
Elvis is here
They're aliens
Just look at those freaky wienersuckers
It's obvious they're not from this planet
It's some shit that came here on an asteroid a long time ago
It is kinda interesting, like why whenever people take DPH or Datura or whatever, it's a universal that they see spiders giant running around everywhere. Our ancestors must have battled tire sized spiders in the ancient world
If bee's were the size of eagle's they'd 100% still leave people and everything else alone. You'd probably just see them buzzing their butts in big trees when they're pollinating, which would be cute.
Good goy, demons don't exist. It's just our ancestors were fighting heckin spider godzillas.
If you think drugs will make you see actual demons you need mental help.
slugs are worse
Sometimes they are harmlesss, other, if they bite you, you will end up paraplegic
The "spiders are bros" meme is just a fricking meme
Okay Baxter Stockman
Well done anon, well done
>The only good spiders
Want fewer bugs in your house? Spiders are bros. Most spiders don’t approach or frick with people.
I legitimately go out of my way leave spiders alone in my house. I hate flying insects 1000x more.
mosquitoes are fricking bros and spiders eat them tho
Ill bite, how are mosquitoes bros?
>the insect with the most human kills of all
>bros
meanwhile spiders helped us develop kevlar
bloodsucking claws buzzed around to each letter of the keyboard, its rotund red body providing the weight to press each key
t.
I would unironically nuke Argentina back into the fricking ice age if I had any nukes.
>EVERYTHING'S A MEME
kys
The time of man is over. The time of the giant house spider is now!
We will never have a movie were humans have extensive trading partnerships with the spiderfolk and are constantly working together to fix any problem.
So a children of time adaptation?
Dark Crystal was cancelled anon
spiderbroship scales on size and the size of it can eat, of course a giant spider that can eat a person isnt a bro
Aragog was a total bro to Hagrid tho
>roommie spider from last summer didn't make it
>accidentally killed potential replacement last week
>2 fruit flies have been going pearl harbor on me since last night
I'm so fricking sorry bro, why did you have to be right next to my hard cover EAP collection? WHY DUDE FRICK
you're a murderer. we're coming for you.
Please do come. I could really use another spider roomie for the summer. Plenty of fruit flies. Just please pick a proper corner and don't venture on top of or directed next to any of my hard cover books.
Hate when they break the NAP like that.
Our house gets a lot of jumping spiders. I usually put a glass over them then slide a postcard underneath so I can carry them outside and drop them in the garden where presumably they live happy and fulfilling lives eating ants or whatever. But one of them moved unexpectedly and I squished him with the glass. I felt terrible.
Lmao eat shit you fricking homosexual
Soulless gay
Spiders always die when you take time outside. Not sure why people think they can just up and move
There's more bugs outside than in and jumping spiders don't have webs so it's not like they have to rebuild their lair or anything.
Spiders can live in my house whenever they want. I fricking hate bugs of any kind, but held a tarantula when I was 8 and realized they're bros because they eat all the other bugs. Mantids, spiders and bees live, everything else must die.
>held a tarantula when I was 8 and realized they're bros
I take it it wasn't an OBT you held.
No, or a cobalt. Those frickers got an attitude too. It was a rosie or red knee. But I was 8 and it didn't matter what kind it was being that young, it was still terrifying yet mesmerizing.
No way home
>What is a fly swatter?
That close and that small, the swatter isn't nearly as effective as the sweet scent of webbing. Plus I have shit all over my desk. I swear those little homosexuals know I can't full swing on them as long as they stay in range of my shit.
All faputagays must fricking hang
what are some spiderkinos?
Eight legged freaks is fun.
the one with William Shatner
the hobbit i guess
Spider-Man 1
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The amazing Spider-Man 1
Wild wild West.
Ever since I've seen this movie I always think about a brocom where a human and a giant spider live together as roommates. One scene would be like
>Human brings a girl back home
>she wants to use the bathroom
>but instead goes into Spiderbros room
>Spiderbro is working on his pc
>she is shocked and starts screaming
>she startles the spiderbro who jumps into a corner
which looks funny because he's far to big for that
>the human comes and is like wtf happend?
>the girl keeps "burbling" about a giant spider in very insulting terms
>the human kicks her out for insulting his friend
how about the spiderbro was out with friends when the human brought the girl back home and the next morning she wakes up in bed alone and hears someone making breakfast and she sleepily pads her way into the kitchen and bumps into the spider frying eggs
The ending to that movie spooked the shit out of me the first go around.
Name of the movie?
Enemy
Skweezy Jibbs bathroom safari (on Facebook) comes close
Is there anything this shite didn't steal from LOTR?
I was letting the daddy long legs in my room stick around because they were keeping to their corners and probably eating homosexual bugs, but I awoke one night to one descending from the ceiling on course straight for my face. The pact was broken and I had to exterminate them.
Daddy longlegs aren't spiders moron. They are harvestmen.
Harvestmen are harvestmen, moron.
Daddy longlegs have longer legs.
That's a cellar spider. Harvestmen are what are commonly called Daddy Long Legs
Those guys don't scare me at all because they look so fragile, they just don't give me the spider "feeling", so I just leave em be if they're hanging around somewhere in the house.
>Harvestmen are what are commonly called Daddy Long Legs
The confusion is that both harvestmen and cellar spiders are commonly called "daddy long legs." Here in New England "daddy long legs" always means cellar spiders.
Spiders are scary as frick even though they're mostly harmless
House centipedes are scary as frick even though they're mostly harmless
These lanky Black folk are lol, could crush one with the head of my wiener and not give two fricks.
Why do instincts work this way?
>could crush one with the head of my wiener and not give two fricks.
Do it and report back with details on the bite.
Depends where you're from. Daddy longlegs is used as a nickname for harvestmen, cellar spiders and crane flies in various parts of the world.
>crane flies
We called them mosquito eaters on the Oregon Coast. Come to find out they don't eat anything in their adult form
Would you like to try this post one more time?
>crane flies
We called them mosquito eaters on the Oregon Coast. Come to find out they don't eat anything in their adult form. Only earlier in their life cycle as adults they live to breed and then subsequently die.
>crane flies
We always called them "mosquito hawks" and I thought there were bros until I looked them up one day and saw that
>Although the adults of some species may feed on nectar, the adults of many species have such short lifespans that they do not eat at all.
>do not eat at all.
what a fricking moronic bug
>crane flies
We called them mosquito eaters on the Oregon Coast. Come to find out they don't eat anything in their adult form. Only earlier in their life cycle as adults they live to breed and then subsequently die. Then they germinate semen all over my face while I sleep and dream of spiders to come.
The Opiliones (formerly Phalangida) are an order of _arachnids_ colloquially known as harvestmen.
Shelob from The Shadow of Mordor/War LOTR games was such a Hottie. They won't ever admit it but they were definitely inspired by Stoya for her model
They won't admit it because the model for Shelob was Pollyanna McIntosh, not Stoya.
>as big as your hand
This homie got baby hands.
Just looked her up...they definitely omitted some of her more distinctive features for the character.
>They range in size from the relatively small Tegenaria domestica to the quite large Tegenaria parietina, which can reach a leg span of 120mm (5 inches) in the adult male.
That's definitely as big, if not bigger than the average person's palm
Including leg span is cheating.
The legs are the scariest part! Take them away and all you've got left is a fricking raisin!
>terrible beast spider spawned from the most monstrous and scary alien spider creature in the LOTR story that descended from outside the universe and frightened the setting's Satan character when it grew extra massive
>uh, maybe she has a hot girl form?
...yes? even girls know power and mystery is sexy.
giant spiders = homosexuals
regular spiders = bros
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
>Australia
>oh it's raining black widows again
im 99% sure thats not australia.
Kingdom of the spiders (1977)
>Uh,...Apone, I want you to lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC, over.
They fly now?
>living in mordor
I saw this once in Redding, California. once I noticed I got pretty spooked
I once found a spider that killed shit tons of ants that tried to invade my room. Very bro like.
Its fine if they stay in their territory but they don't because theyre stupid tiny crab creatures so TSD on sight
How many spiders do you guys eat in a year in your sleep?
BOO homie
THWAP homie! THWAP THWAP THWAP YOU FCUKING homosexual
cute
Hate those buttholes. I walked into my kitchen and saw one on the counter, then it turned it's head and we made eye contact before it sped off at freakish speed. I put the kettle on and splashed boiling water all over the counter until I washed the bastard out of hiding
spiders have no sense of morality, only the energy investment balance of eating vs not eating an organism within reach
All of you go back to Cinemaphile
I bet this Scarlett would do all the gross things I want hot girls to do. Like poop for /b/ or let me spank them until they have to cool their ass in the ice machine my family has in our pizza place..
She's always had a dumper so it's ass related
I put spiders in the bathroom before my ex-gf took a shower so I can be looked at as a hero when she inevitably screamed.
Me too. One time she didn't scream and when the police came to retrieve her body I left out that tit-bit.
Awww it's smiling 🙂
>moth comes barreling through the window opening
>try getting it out
>it just looks tired as frick and is hardly moving
>let it stay for the night
>next morning check the window to see if it's still there
>it is
>moving the curtains startled it and it flies out, right into a big-ass cluster of spiderwebs
>biggest spider I ever saw zips down at the speed of light, packs that fricker in and hauls him off to the abyss
🙁
based
the fricking apu spider is some cursed shit
>Feels good man
Tarantulas have one of those faces that become more cute the more you examine them
Those little jumping spiders are cutest of all spiders.
>I'm supposed to be scared by this
I'M GOING INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
Sorry to tell you this but if you like spiders then you're nothing more than a degenerate c**t, spiders are disgusting and not friendly at all.
Sorry not sorry.
Aragog is actually a bro, it's just that he's only and exclusively a bro to Hagrid. When he dies, Hagrid is shocked to discover that the only reason the other spiders didn't eat him is that Aragog told them Hagrid was off-limits
cool biology tho
>Hey, Dad! It's me, your son!
>rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIE DIE
Billy and Mandy
TOTAL BUG GENOCIDE
If ants were any bigger they'd probably genocide us. Unironically the perfect drones, from hive mind to anatomy to everything else.
eh, only dangerous to other insects
Nope
Bugs aren't the problem. Bugs which keeps living around places were people live and they annoy the shit out of you are the problem.
Is the same as blacks and/or muslims, they can stay in Africa all they want I don't care. The problem is the other
>kills more people every year than any other animal
Nothing personnel humies just like red drank
The little shits are why I don't have an issue with spiders.
Anything that kills skeeters is ok in my book.
that's why you keep a woof or a snek to keep it at bay
I thought sharks would rank higher
They're harder to come by, but that's a good thing. Even the smaller ones are a b***h to deal with.
>freshwater snail
Reminds me of that headline about the teen that ate one on a dare. Fricking horrific. They really aught to teach kids about that shit in schools.
Reminder The Thing did nothing wrong, they violated the NAP.
>Reminds me of that headline about the teen that ate one on a dare.
The dude that got paralyzed? Think that was a slug (basically the same thing) unless another moron did something similar.
Yeah it was a slug that was infected with Rat Lungworm not a snail. Who the frick eats a slug?
>snails? nah bru-
Yo what the frick
parasites are fricked up dude.
I'm so glad I read that article
Eating a bug on a date is some stupid shit I would do to impress my friends
for me it's ticks
i know that feel
FAT FRICK
she got a FAT ASS
>That House episode where Michelle Trachtenberg has one stuck to her pussy
eggcellent
I think spiders are cool but ill be damned if I let any of them near me or where I sleep
Why did he Betray Hagrids friends like that? there's nothing else in that entire forest for his kids to eat?
???
The fact that your default assumption is that a disgusting handrubbing web-of-lies-spinning arachnoisraelite is a "bro" should lead you to examine just how much you've been zoggywood'd.
Kill spiders. Smoosh spiders into a paste. Defecate onto a spider's web. Feed Goliath Bird-Eating Spiders to bald eagles. Blast spiders with napalm.
DROP GODDAMIT.
HOW MANY MORE EINHAR MISSIONS??
I caught my bathroom spiderbro eating a silverfish yesterday. Proud of him, those c**ts are trying to take over my apartment.
GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
What do you expect? He's a frickin spider, not a human. He looks out for his family of spiders. He's only a bro to Hagrid, who raised him and thus has a sentimental attachment to.
That's rubbish mate. Aragog did nothing wrong. He heard them out and even gave them a quick rundown on Slytherin's monster. The spiders can't be expected to take their word for it
>d'uhh we are friends of Hagrid's
like it isn't what every human to stumble into their nest would say
Besides his children are hungry. simple as
Even in death he allowed Harry to manipulate Slughorn into providing the memory that led to Voldemort's demise. Spider bro through and through
And when you think about it, he's really not obligated to do anything, he's a spider, he looks out for his spider family. That he retains personal affection for Hagrid is already above and beyond.
If a spider was big enough it would kill and eat you, homosexual
So would most cats, big whoop
>goalposts
if
>spiderfrickers try to convince people that spiders are actually cute
>Their only examples are jumping spiders
>Their only examples are jumping spiders
Well duh, they're the only spiders that aren't physically repulsive.
>is that a hecking preconceived notion u have there???
>spiders are cute!
>sharks are harmless!
>dolphins are rapists!
>criminals are nice!
>cops are evil!
spiders are c**ts
sharks are c**ts
dolphins are c**ts
criminals are c**ts
cops are c**ts
everything that isn't me is bad
>Laughs in Cyriopagopus lividus
unironically looks tasty.
China pls
Spiders have nothing against sneks
>moments before death from a boring but deadly brown snake
Sneks are way cooler.
t. former ball python and columbian red tail boa owner.
Laughs in pretty, and small, deadly Ituri rhino viper colors
If I wanted to own one of these I'd need it in a separate room in my house, inside an enclosure inside another enclosure, both locked, with a fridge of antivenom nearby, a bunch of handling tools, and pay £202 for a DWA loicence which has to be renewed every two years, plus several hundred more for mandatory vet inspections.
Probably for the best.
Same. I can legally own one where I live here in the states without much legal obligation. But after having my 7ft Columbian red tail boa escape through a screen lid being held down by three massive cinder block bricks multiple times, nope. Sneks are extremely strong and the last thing I want is a small deadly one sneaking around my house.
Fun fact, constrictors have a shit load of backward angled teeth (usually 100 or more, bite wounds are gruesome). If a constrictor gets a hold on you, pour alcohol on its face and head. It will release.
I thought they didn't have teeth and that's why they crush instead of biting. Or maybe it's just they don't have fangs.
Most boas have an entire mouth of needle tier teeth, but they don't have venom. Biting is literally just setting the hook SO they can crush in lieu of venom. Venomous snakes don't have to crush which is why they tend to either be really stocky and short, or really long and slender. Crushers are built like brick shithouses.
yes the spiders are butthurt they can't roll through the castle
why didn't the spiders invade Hogwarts after they killed the snek
Basilisk did nothing wrong
Well well well, What do we have here? Why don't I take a little look around this thread.
Spiiiiidahs
>why won't you let me be the love interest, anon? aren't I pretty?
No one?
https://krull.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Spider
get out of here spider
if i saw this thing running on my floor at 4 am i would squish its guts out with my foot
Be kind to spiderbros
unless its a widow, they don't frick around
Spiders don't help kill insects. There's only so much they can eat.
I accidentally killed my black widow while cleaning her enclosure because I asked my mom for compressed air to scoot her out and she brought me computer duster. I feel like a fricking dick.
homie you're keeping an animal that can kill you as a pet
They're really chill, you just give them water drops on a cotton ball every once and a while and a cricket every couple weeks. They actually prefer smaller enclosures because their legs aren't great for moving around and they can hurt themselves.
I free-handled her a couple times
>They're really ch-
>their legs aren't great for moving around and they can hurt themselves.
what kind of moronic biology is that
They're cobweb spiders, their legs are meant to spin and navigate webs, not walk
Being dropped by a widow is very, very unlikely. You'll have a bad time, but you won't die.
i was cleaning a black rug i have in my living room and found a giant fat black widow under it. never seen one before. tried to kill it with a shoe, missed. panicked. think its alive still? didnt check