nah the nuclear radiation one is shit because its not wacky or fun in any way, it basically just explains how they can walk and talk because "cartoon" is too complex for these people to understand
i like theories that are actually ridiculous and fun to think about
Skin Theory is a favorite of mine, its so stupid yet so fun
That Stan has a secret twin brother that we've never heard of before even though the only evidence behind it is just because his license plate doesn't match up with his name.
>a little underwater radiation somehow results in the creation of anthropomorphized sea creatures that act homosexual and speak coherent English
Fake and Gay!
nah the nuclear radiation one is shit because its not wacky or fun in any way, it basically just explains how they can walk and talk because "cartoon" is too complex for these people to understand
i like theories that are actually ridiculous and fun to think about
Skin Theory is a favorite of mine, its so stupid yet so fun
>skin theory
Based and skitzopilled theorygay
>skitzo
child
I feel like this one could actually be true in a sense, like a subplot somewhere like this could easily fit into the greater adventure time universe.
this is going to be a fionna and cake plot mark my words
That's not how coma works
I Stoll prefer the "Ooo is just a D&D session Finn is playing with his dad" theory
>vitals monitor is BMO
Damn.
That Stan has a secret twin brother that we've never heard of before even though the only evidence behind it is just because his license plate doesn't match up with his name.
>a little underwater radiation somehow results in the creation of anthropomorphized sea creatures that act homosexual and speak coherent English
Fake and Gay!
anon
they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin' fish gay
Carlos that's not even a pun it's just a reference
Get better
Yeah, i'll admit, that wasn't a fin-tastic effort.
SpongeBob died on the first episode after he fell on the Krusty Krab, all the other episodes are him hallucinating.
>Be me, Spongebob
>Die
>Still hallucinate
The one that nora built XJ9 as a sexbot to her former husband and please his dicky fetish before he got Epstein'd
Arnold is half football
AFRED IS DA JOKAH!
The SpongeBob disease one
but how dumb dough?
ed edd n eddy - eddy is in a coma and dreaming the entire show
rugrats - angelica is in a coma and dreaming the entire show
avatar - aang is in a coma and dreaming the entire show
powerpuff girls - mojo jojo is in a coma and dreaming the entire show
Squilliam is Squidward's ex-bf or sumthin.
The Chairman from The Ghost and Molly Mcgee is Chairman Mao