Could be a fun character. Like his costume design and figured the bug pack held his civvies. I just really hope Marvel doesn't screw this up like DC did with Jon Kent.
Well redheads can be considered as minority due to how rare people with red hair but minority police (aka white people) wouldn't consider them minority because they're white
The biggest irony is American politics is a bad joke. Criterias keep shifting to adapt to the current demographic changes.
What was ONCE a rule of one drop is changed to "White passing"
The different so called "white" ethnicities who discriminate against one another are now lumped under one category ignoring an entire history of ethnicity based discrimination
"Lantin American" poeple being put under an umbrella of Caucasian when they're clearly a mixed bag
Black people inner racism again light skin poeple and dark skin when they're all mostly mixed with Whites anyways.
Dare I say the Nazis had a far better understanding of national identity than Americans lol
This is still vague enough to be a ftm reveal but it is funny that Slott noted the gingercide and decided to fullproof it by specifically making him Spider-Man's sidekick (no one would be clueless enough to give Spider-Man a black sidekick named Boy to order around)
I refuse to believe Slott/Marvel created yet another straight white male character. They don't do those anymore because there are enough as it is. This issue is also debuting during pride month.
The suit is the best part. It's got that childishly classic vibe. it's better than another suit that's like 90% black and maybe some red or White or blue lines .
If Spider-Boy becomes the sometime kid sidekick of Silk, it would instantly make her way more popular. They could also capitalize on DC’s frick up with Super Sons and have Bailey become best buds with Normie (and possibly Dylan) for superhero shenanigans. Hell, send him to the same private school as Red Goblin. They can fight bad guys during recess and study hall.
So about the same age as Normie? But he's only had spider-powers 3 years? Nani-the-frick?
Also in whatever timeline he's supposed to have come from Peter let a 9 year old hero with him instead of doing the opposite of that?
Marvel fricking remembers the *entire point* of Spider-Man's origin is that responsibility comes with age, right? The very fricking idea of a 9 year old Spider-Hero is antithetical to the fricking brand and frankly offensive.
The corollary to with great power there must also come great responsibility is if you don't involve kids in bullshit. That responsibility is for people to whom great power hasn't come yet. This shit doesn't piss me off as much as Red Goblin Normie, but it's close.
Cute kid, shit premise. But is Slott a low key genius and use this as a loophole? The level of irony here is he will end up remembering that MJ and Pete were married, and thus they will remember the Mehispto deal.
Ew he's an ugly ginge
His body looked cute but ehh I was hoping he'd be a cute blonde boy
And what the frick is up with Reed always enabling little boys to put themselves in mortal danger? If it's not his own son it's the Future Foundation
That sounds a little convoluted. Thanks for clearing that up though anon. I guess he's not someone to get too attached too though? By your description I imagine he won't be sticking around long.
Is it really impossible for any of theses "creators" to come up with an original idea? Slightly changing a design and hero that has been around for over 50 years and then patting yourself on the back is the laziest act of uninspired surrender.
>Introduce Miles >Cinemaphile keeps b***hing for a full decade about how Miles is just a boring race swapped Peter even though Miles is very different from Peter on several areas >Introduce Spider-Boy >Cinemaphile is first hellbent on b***hing about him, not because he’s another Spider- man spin-off but simply because Slott created him, but then immediately changes its mind when the mask comes off and turns out he’s a ginger white kid
>no webbing >acts completely different from Peter >starts off needing to prove himself instead of being sucked off by everyone at first sight for absolutely no reason (read: he's black in america) >good memes
Automatically a better character. How does it feel to be beneath Slott fans?
He's not some ever lasting character you autistic frick. He'll be gone in 1 year max. Less even. Meanwhile we're stuck with milesgays and his homosexual consequences forever.
Plus it helps that his first appearance doesn't start with the death of a beloved character.
A lot of Miles hatred comes from Marvel desperately pushing Miles, telling everyone to love him and not giving him his own hero name, cast or even any kind of niche.
Spider-boy is a sidekick who is has potential for cute kid adventures if a writer that isn't complete garbage works on him.
>Do we like him or do we find him funny?
I forget how the meme goes for the other side now, but nah, we're just jesting while attesting he's a better character than Miles.
It's silly. We all know it's silly. At the same time, the hook of '9/10 year old kid literally doesn't have anyone in the world because everyone forgot him' is automatically more endearing than anything Miles has going for him.
I think I overall kinda like the idea behind Spider-Boy? Not the sidekick stuff but having this really young Spider-Person that finds himself in a world where he doesn't have anyone is really terrifying
It's a terrible idea, especially when Slott emphasizes Peter was backing some 9 year old on this cape life as his sidekick (Miles doing it is believable at least, he's a psychopath living with a fake family). I'm here for the memes.
Also, "Person that previously existed that everyone forgot due to a crisis type event" is neat. I've seen stuff like this in superhero stuff before, but it's always with someone established that I know is "real".
It is not a terrible idea on itself, the terrible idea is trying to retcon him into being Peter's sidekick, they could've handled it way better, but I'd read a story about this little orphan kid trying to survive in a world that doesn't remember him while also trying to be a hero, that sounds sad as frick
[...]
The big issue for me is that its just too on the nose in terms of being a blatant Batman and Robin rip off. It's clear they're trying to Batmanize Spider-Man with stuff like the "Spider Family" and things like that.
Well, I can at least appreciate the guy debuting in an uphill battle and getting into pigheaded conflicts in true Spider-Man fashion, unlike a certain someone.
I'd say that the character has some kind of potential, I kinda hope they don't just scrap him and never mention his existence again, just retcon him out of being Peter's sidekick and really try to sell me the idea of this orphan kid having the shittiest life ever and still somehow trying to help other people
Also, "Person that previously existed that everyone forgot due to a crisis type event" is neat. I've seen stuff like this in superhero stuff before, but it's always with someone established that I know is "real".
It's a terrible idea, especially when Slott emphasizes Peter was backing some 9 year old on this cape life as his sidekick (Miles doing it is believable at least, he's a psychopath living with a fake family). I'm here for the memes.
The big issue for me is that its just too on the nose in terms of being a blatant Batman and Robin rip off. It's clear they're trying to Batmanize Spider-Man with stuff like the "Spider Family" and things like that.
He remembers Norman is/was a shitty dude as the Goblin. Most of the tragic shit Norman did was pre-OMD. Shathra was a thing pre-OMD. I'll take this even further and do Slott a solid. Pete was a teacher. Guess the age group Pete taught? Something-something could have happened to gave Ginger-boy the powers. Then stabbed/erased by Shathra.
>Jackal decided to try out something different >Instead of cloning Peter again he kidnapped a random homeless orphan off the streets >He modified him with the Spider-DNA stuff and turned him into Spider-Boy >However he's a random little kid with no combat experience and that sucks >He implanted in him fake memories of being Peter's sidekick >The fake memories + some strange VR Training turned him into a more capable fighter, Metal Gear Solid style >In due time he either somehow escaped while still having unstable memories or Jackal sent him out as a ticking time-bomb to eventually backstab Peter
Sorry if this fricking sucks but I like the idea behind the character, I just don't want him to be Peter's sidekick that was actually there the whole time
Well he's only been around for three years which just starts with the BND era since he was explicitly 25 there and then Slott decided he was 28 after Superior ended.
Okay, he is cute and all these panels do a decent job of making me feel bad for him, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but he is winning me over, somehow.
It would never happen but Sholly Fischer, Matt Wayne, J. Torres, Erica David, any number of all ages writter could knock this character out of the park. With a design that eye catching I think Bailey works best as an all ages spiderman than even Miles.
Nah this moronic and I hope the other heroes call out Spider-Man on how dumb it is. Marvel is supposed to be more grounded and this just some DC-tier moronicness.
>Ginger boy fans
Whats he look like?
Finally, after all those years. Someone who wasn't dislexic got the memo "make a ginger Spider-Man".
ha
jej
cute
I love him. Now watch them do something like making him Cletus' illegitimate son.
I think he’ll end up being a victim of Cletus doing something despicable to him
They wouldn't..... okay yeah they would. Just to hurt Peter.
Unrealistic bull shit. How does he keep all that hair under the mask?
Oh what the hell he's cute
Love him already
Finally, a character I can use for /ss/ spider-woman domination
Could be a fun character. Like his costume design and figured the bug pack held his civvies. I just really hope Marvel doesn't screw this up like DC did with Jon Kent.
We must protect him from Norman!
>He's gonna save Spider-Man comics
>ginger
does this count as a minority reveal?
Well redheads can be considered as minority due to how rare people with red hair but minority police (aka white people) wouldn't consider them minority because they're white
The biggest irony is American politics is a bad joke. Criterias keep shifting to adapt to the current demographic changes.
What was ONCE a rule of one drop is changed to "White passing"
The different so called "white" ethnicities who discriminate against one another are now lumped under one category ignoring an entire history of ethnicity based discrimination
"Lantin American" poeple being put under an umbrella of Caucasian when they're clearly a mixed bag
Black people inner racism again light skin poeple and dark skin when they're all mostly mixed with Whites anyways.
Dare I say the Nazis had a far better understanding of national identity than Americans lol
>we cant go back
>the damage is genuinely irreversible now
please just kill me
Yes
Geez, he’s uggo
NOW YOU DIE
This is still vague enough to be a ftm reveal but it is funny that Slott noted the gingercide and decided to fullproof it by specifically making him Spider-Man's sidekick (no one would be clueless enough to give Spider-Man a black sidekick named Boy to order around)
He’s only 10 years old. Whether it’s a he or a she, they haven’t developed their body yet.
>This is still vague enough to be a ftm reveal
Stop. The hell is wrong with you.
I refuse to believe Slott/Marvel created yet another straight white male character. They don't do those anymore because there are enough as it is. This issue is also debuting during pride month.
>This issue is also debuting during pride month.
So he'll be gay? Perfect.
What's this from? It looks like Ramos art and he isn't doing the current run
Nevermind, I found it. It's from the leaks for Edge of Spider-Verse (2023) #3
Bailey got NWH'd? He got Tokened? He got backdated?
Token Black
Aww, I kinda feel bad for him 🙁
>Dude what if Deku was a ginger?
Look, I'll give him a chance, but please give him a better suit design
The suit is the best part. It's got that childishly classic vibe. it's better than another suit that's like 90% black and maybe some red or White or blue lines .
Oh shit I didn't think about it from a kid's perspective
Built for Black cat mommydom.
Tracy Scops please, work on that now
CINDY MOON
STEP AWAY FROM THAT SPIDER POWERED CHILD OR WE'LL SHOOT
I know Ricken is delighted to have such a Bart coded boy over at marvel
Is it /ss/?
>you are not alone
>ara ara
what did she mean by that?
Cute
I love him so much I want him to be safe and happy
>Elio
>AC (from Hailey's on It)
>and now him
This is the year of shota/co/ns.
Alright, he's pretty cute. Has anyone done anything with him yet?
I swear to god, Mary Jane better not start pampering him the moment Paul gets erased.
AAAAAAAAAA
Anon no
How did he get his powers anyway?
Remember nobody could tell he was a boy in his skin-tight costume...
UUUUUUOOOOOAHHHHHH
ToT
damn they didn't make him black, good job slott
Oh my God he is actually cute.
he's going to get killed by norman isn't he
Oh huh, he actually looks kinda cute, and silly, and stupid, but still cute enough.
I NEED HIM HAVING FUN WITH NORMIE, DYLAN AND MAYDAY!
we're not allowed nice things.
god yeah. what I wouldn't give for that.
Built for Spider Woman and Black Cat and She-Hulk and Invisible Woman and Scarlet Witch and Black Widow and....
If Spider-Boy becomes the sometime kid sidekick of Silk, it would instantly make her way more popular. They could also capitalize on DC’s frick up with Super Sons and have Bailey become best buds with Normie (and possibly Dylan) for superhero shenanigans. Hell, send him to the same private school as Red Goblin. They can fight bad guys during recess and study hall.
Silk legally has to stay at least 100 meters away from Spider-Minors
>i'm sorry officer, my spider pheromones forced me to rape this spider boy.
Now let the war begin with us blacked fans (Miles) and you shota fans (Bailey)
I like when shotas get blacked.
Miles x Bailey
Miles is taking Gwen while Bailey is taking Cindy.
Peter’s legacies are made to take his former girlfriends.
Miles belongs to the troons now
THAT'S IT! NO MORE!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
VEGETA!!! WE NEED TO FUSE!
Chucky?
The doll or the rugrat?
RAPE
spider bussy
We must protect him from Sinister Oneechans
Oh no, the Gwen clones.
Why does the image look so strange?
Because it's a terrible edit.
Ugly.
>Hey kid, wanna
Cute Shota
Bailey is cute, CUTE!!!
I'd ask you to give context but I'm hearing monkeys outside of my house
This is so they could cast him as a black guy in the movies
>going through the process of blackwashing a redhead and not just making the character black already
just plain evil
is it me or is his costume so much like Miguel's 2099,
>The edits
God, what a great time that was.
Got any more edits?
This is what Spider-Man feels like to me now that Miles is in everything
That is Miles role, he's the guy in the friend group who keeps making comments but nobody really addresses them.
Also he's probably around 10-12
A third of 10-12 is more than 3 years though
"almost" can refer to a miss in either direction, not just coming short.
I see what you mean, at least for me "almost" means equal or less, but you're probably correct, he looks way taller than a 9yo in this pic
He says 3 years is almost a third of his life, meaning one-third of his life is >3 years. At the very least he's almost 10.
So about the same age as Normie? But he's only had spider-powers 3 years? Nani-the-frick?
Also in whatever timeline he's supposed to have come from Peter let a 9 year old hero with him instead of doing the opposite of that?
Marvel fricking remembers the *entire point* of Spider-Man's origin is that responsibility comes with age, right? The very fricking idea of a 9 year old Spider-Hero is antithetical to the fricking brand and frankly offensive.
The corollary to with great power there must also come great responsibility is if you don't involve kids in bullshit. That responsibility is for people to whom great power hasn't come yet. This shit doesn't piss me off as much as Red Goblin Normie, but it's close.
They already made a paraplegic spider-person, do you think marvel cares anymore at this point?
>the *entire point* of Spider-Man's origin is that responsibility comes with age, right?
No? Why would you think that? Peter is underage teen when he starts as Spider-man.
Everyone loves Jon and Damian, so Marvel wants to have some shota too. Bailey is just the start.
>the idea is that responsibility starts with age
and people are startin' younger all the time
Better pic.
>Child endangerment
Nearly everyone is guilty of it but still lmao.
Still less suffering than Andi getting to watch all her friends and family get murdered over and over again.
ehh he could've been a lot cuter but at least he's white
will he be popular enough to recieve a toy?
Bailey is totally getting his dick sucked by Silk
>another Spider-Man powerset
Jesus Christ stop fricking stop.
why is it that /misc/tards are more obnoxious than pedophiles?
it really is something
Cute kid, shit premise. But is Slott a low key genius and use this as a loophole? The level of irony here is he will end up remembering that MJ and Pete were married, and thus they will remember the Mehispto deal.
oh frick that's good.
And that's all I've got.
I could've sworn there was a Sins Past edit with Bailey as well
Wow already a better character than Miles
he cute
Ew he's an ugly ginge
His body looked cute but ehh I was hoping he'd be a cute blonde boy
And what the frick is up with Reed always enabling little boys to put themselves in mortal danger? If it's not his own son it's the Future Foundation
Ok, he is very cute. What's his story then?
He's Pete and MJ's kid that got erased, now back as a FTM sidekick
That sounds a little convoluted. Thanks for clearing that up though anon. I guess he's not someone to get too attached too though? By your description I imagine he won't be sticking around long.
He'll stick if people like him enough.
Let's hope he stays around then.
Agreed.
>That sounds a little convoluted. Thanks for clearing that up though anon
He's making shit up. Nobody knows Bailey's backstory yet.
Is it really impossible for any of theses "creators" to come up with an original idea? Slightly changing a design and hero that has been around for over 50 years and then patting yourself on the back is the laziest act of uninspired surrender.
Thats what most sidekicks are though. [hero] but younger with a slightly different design.
>Introduce Miles
>Cinemaphile keeps b***hing for a full decade about how Miles is just a boring race swapped Peter even though Miles is very different from Peter on several areas
>Introduce Spider-Boy
>Cinemaphile is first hellbent on b***hing about him, not because he’s another Spider- man spin-off but simply because Slott created him, but then immediately changes its mind when the mask comes off and turns out he’s a ginger white kid
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…..
>Anon makes shit up in his head to get mad
Many such cases.
Miles is an ugly teen, while Bailey is a cute shota.
Cinemaphile proves people are idiots
We're just openly racist and you're not clever for noticing
People don't like Bailey for story reasons, they're just shotacons
wow Sherlock, you might be onto something.
>no webbing
>acts completely different from Peter
>starts off needing to prove himself instead of being sucked off by everyone at first sight for absolutely no reason (read: he's black in america)
>good memes
Automatically a better character. How does it feel to be beneath Slott fans?
Why no webbing?
They both suck this board is just so fricked it trolls itself at this point.
>Miles is very different from Peter on several areas
He looks adorable
you're seriously surprised that Cinemaphile is filled with racist pedophiles?
He's not some ever lasting character you autistic frick. He'll be gone in 1 year max. Less even. Meanwhile we're stuck with milesgays and his homosexual consequences forever.
Plus it helps that his first appearance doesn't start with the death of a beloved character.
So does this mean we're supposed to like Miles?
A lot of Miles hatred comes from Marvel desperately pushing Miles, telling everyone to love him and not giving him his own hero name, cast or even any kind of niche.
Spider-boy is a sidekick who is has potential for cute kid adventures if a writer that isn't complete garbage works on him.
>for cute kid adventures
No, I want to see him suffer, no wholesome adventures, only pain and eventually a new family
nu-Cinemaphile is not a subtle place.
It's just racism.
When they pretend it's something else they are lying to you, very poorly.
Oh, you Spider-Verse tourists are just too much fun. Keep going.
>freckles
shota energy
No classic/archetypal shota has freckles tho
plucky sidekick antics with black cat when?
I'm a little confused. Do we like him or do we find him funny?
>Do we like him or do we find him funny?
I forget how the meme goes for the other side now, but nah, we're just jesting while attesting he's a better character than Miles.
We think he's silly
The thing is he's not Miles Morales so by virtue of that is already more interesting.
he's literally spiderman's scrappy doo, whats not to like? the memes write themselves at this point
Who the frick is "we"?.
It's one of those things that's really stupid but it's so stupid that it rounds out to being funny and likable.
It's fricking stupid, and anyone claiming otherwise is either a Slott apologist or a genuine pedophile
It's silly. We all know it's silly. At the same time, the hook of '9/10 year old kid literally doesn't have anyone in the world because everyone forgot him' is automatically more endearing than anything Miles has going for him.
Looking forward to the seethe after it's revealed he's a homo
Cope
right
What a hottie
But his face, what a damn shame
I can't fap to the kid from Mad Magazine
>gays happy when the 10yo is revealed to want to suck wiener
not a great look for pride month tbh
genuinely one of the only good spider costumes to come out of the last decade. ditch the stupid sneakers and the design would be gold.
Only /ss/gays would seethe over that.
I don't care if a new character is homosexual.
I see Marvel wants to dethrone DC for their shota crown. Fujos are going to be eating good.
Not surprised he was created after Stan Lee dies, but not before.
At least in order to create him they didn't turned every version of Spider-Man into a death cultist.
>At least in order to create him they didn't turned every version of Spider-Man that isn't black into a death cultist.
ftfy.
keep him away from silk's pheromones
I think I overall kinda like the idea behind Spider-Boy? Not the sidekick stuff but having this really young Spider-Person that finds himself in a world where he doesn't have anyone is really terrifying
It's a terrible idea, especially when Slott emphasizes Peter was backing some 9 year old on this cape life as his sidekick (Miles doing it is believable at least, he's a psychopath living with a fake family). I'm here for the memes.
It is not a terrible idea on itself, the terrible idea is trying to retcon him into being Peter's sidekick, they could've handled it way better, but I'd read a story about this little orphan kid trying to survive in a world that doesn't remember him while also trying to be a hero, that sounds sad as frick
Well, I can at least appreciate the guy debuting in an uphill battle and getting into pigheaded conflicts in true Spider-Man fashion, unlike a certain someone.
I'd say that the character has some kind of potential, I kinda hope they don't just scrap him and never mention his existence again, just retcon him out of being Peter's sidekick and really try to sell me the idea of this orphan kid having the shittiest life ever and still somehow trying to help other people
Also, "Person that previously existed that everyone forgot due to a crisis type event" is neat. I've seen stuff like this in superhero stuff before, but it's always with someone established that I know is "real".
The big issue for me is that its just too on the nose in terms of being a blatant Batman and Robin rip off. It's clear they're trying to Batmanize Spider-Man with stuff like the "Spider Family" and things like that.
Yeah they really should just make him a separate character, it would honestly be pretty good like that
agreed. with a design like that he deserves to stand on his own, same goes for many AU spideys
So what you’re saying is he’s doomed whenever he gets adapted in live action since Hollywood hates gingers
>Ginger
He's doomed upon adaptation then
Calling it. Ginger boy is going to remember Pete and MJ were married since he I guess was stabbed before OMD.
Maybe he got stabbed during Peter's time with the symbiote? Although one wonders how did he get stabbed in the first place.
He remembers Norman is/was a shitty dude as the Goblin. Most of the tragic shit Norman did was pre-OMD. Shathra was a thing pre-OMD. I'll take this even further and do Slott a solid. Pete was a teacher. Guess the age group Pete taught? Something-something could have happened to gave Ginger-boy the powers. Then stabbed/erased by Shathra.
Bailey is wild and silly
Let me try to salvage this character
>Jackal decided to try out something different
>Instead of cloning Peter again he kidnapped a random homeless orphan off the streets
>He modified him with the Spider-DNA stuff and turned him into Spider-Boy
>However he's a random little kid with no combat experience and that sucks
>He implanted in him fake memories of being Peter's sidekick
>The fake memories + some strange VR Training turned him into a more capable fighter, Metal Gear Solid style
>In due time he either somehow escaped while still having unstable memories or Jackal sent him out as a ticking time-bomb to eventually backstab Peter
Sorry if this fricking sucks but I like the idea behind the character, I just don't want him to be Peter's sidekick that was actually there the whole time
Well he's only been around for three years which just starts with the BND era since he was explicitly 25 there and then Slott decided he was 28 after Superior ended.
Maybe because Ramos is drawing this issue but this feels like Impulse and I liked Impulse
He’s a combination of Bart Allen and a preteen Jimmy Olsen.
Okay, he is cute and all these panels do a decent job of making me feel bad for him, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but he is winning me over, somehow.
Kaine raped him.
god damn, he held back on Janine
Wow it's like cute/good character designs are able to help the audience/readers/gamers like a character more, who would've guessed?
Boys with messy long hair are God tier
What issue are these snips from?
Leaked pics from Edge of Spider-Verse #3, coming this week.
So when will we gets some cute pics of him interacting with the other Spider-People?
>webless wonder
Is this a joke that he can't ejaculate yet
It would be really cute if it was the later.
What if he becomes a villain like Syndrome? A Batmite character?
Then he'll likely get a proper brat correction
We already have Alpha for that.
>when everyone's spiders, no one will be!
Stick legs
The Spiderman suit is peak superhero design, it's so versatile
For someone who is supposed to be Peter's sidekick, I'm surprised by how much he isn't interacting with Peter at all.
I recognize these two, are all of his covers references?
does anyone still have his character sheet? I need it for reference. That costume is kino.
This?
thats the one, thanks anon
wild and silly
Spider-Boy gets and ongoing, who would be a good writer for it?
It would never happen but Sholly Fischer, Matt Wayne, J. Torres, Erica David, any number of all ages writter could knock this character out of the park. With a design that eye catching I think Bailey works best as an all ages spiderman than even Miles.
How long until they age him up and make him the bisexual spider-man. Just like Ion Kent.
>How long until they age him up and make him the bisexual spider-man. Just like Jon Kent.
Hopefully never.
Could've been a e-girl in tights but Marvel comics os gay
>yeah bro just let a 10 year old fight crime
Nah this moronic and I hope the other heroes call out Spider-Man on how dumb it is. Marvel is supposed to be more grounded and this just some DC-tier moronicness.
>Marvel is supposed to be more grounded
>one of the avengers fights with a bow and arrows
No capeshit medium is grounded in reality
astro city, the boys, and invincible all kind of are
When do Marvel Solicitations for September 2023 come out?
Cute
>108 pedos in today thread
Seriously why is this allowed?
It's not our fault Cinemaphile is straight up one of the most sexually crazed boards out there.
We will frick and lewd anything and anyone.
Why not?