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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looking good bro

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drive

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chud or soiboy I can't tell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chud would wreck that pussy with breeding slams etc... Soiboy wouldn't get to that stage as women only date soiboys with money and this anon clearly ain't got shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the leftypol/reddit soiboi phenotype.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      real human bean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reverse image search
      >0 matches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        image search is as reliable as a heroin addict

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based dadbod chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this achievable natty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, you wpuld need 1g of tren a day

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody on Cinemaphile has seen this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if I cut off your arms and I cut off your legs would you still love me, anyway...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have. Was expecting soft porn, ended up with shitty romance.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shoah.
    Then a snack.
    Then another viewing of Shoah to really grasp the picture.
    Then a sip of tepid water.
    Then a final viewing of Shoah before booking her a taxi.
    The taxi must arrive as soon as Shoah finishes.
    Have one more sip of water as you wave goodbye.
    Then watch Shoah one more time before bed.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a strange way to set up your room. If your PC and bed are in the same room, why not make it so you can see the monitor from it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mirror you moron, the bed is clearly behind the PC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know you literal fricking moron that's what I meant, why put it like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you moron the bed is behind the PC, he could see the monitor from his bed. It looks like it's infront because it's a mirror.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            come on…..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      space issues I guess

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    something with a rape scene in it (unironically). women love that shit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    incel setup, you won't get laid

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool wallpaper. source?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch a bunch of conspiracy docs on b***hute. Especially qanon ones about how the jooos are running the world. Make sure you pause it every few seconds to explain it to her in case she doesn’t understand.
    Soon you will eating so much pussy you will literally be shitting clit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how I met my wife actually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are full of shit or your wife is a tub of lard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously though, I slowly start throwing in subtle "jokes" about israelites from the 2/3rd date until I have them utterly brainwashed and posting Holocaust denial memes, followed then outright far-right hate speech on their social media. I've been dumped twice because I wasn't hardcore enough /misc/wise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's cursed

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are gonna make it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DW Griffiths The Birth Of A Nation

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That can't possibly be your kino station. Where's the atmosphere? What kind of message are you trying to send? Hey lets watch a movie on my computer and maybe I can fingerblast you on the mattress directly on my floor I call my "bed"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man what I’d give to be finger blasted by a chubby white guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        [...]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick oof rooser, rite boy can fringer my pussy anry time he like

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it really is something how their eyes look like that. i bet it's the same for them and the roundeye

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the fricking hell is that abomination?

              frick knows but if you draw that on paper it's racist???

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                probably because the white characters get giant cartoony eyes but the asian eyes have to be realistic for some reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the fricking hell is that abomination?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are these Edifier speakers? Had to replace mine 3 times 'cause they where all faulty. Sounded great when they worked. Ended up with shitty Logitech but what can you do.

    You should watch August Underground Mordum.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is always horror movies

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Razor Mouse
    once that hoe clocks that, it's game over bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little frickin nuts are gonna start quakin' buddy, your little nuts are gonna be quakin'. YEA YEAAAAAA, YEAAAAAAAAA. You're gonna shoot CUM, you're gonna shoot CUM, you're gonna shoot HOT CUM...EVERYWHERE. And that's a- that's a promise. That's a promise, folks. Thats a frickin' promise right there. You're gonna shoot frickin' hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to God that you will bust a nut...the first time you play. That's my money back guarantee. If you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this video was nearly 8 years ago and he is still trying to "make a videogame"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're the guy that keeps killing me on Mordhau aren't you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking naked maul man frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking naked maul man frick you

      Git gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking naked maul man frick you

      Hmm sweaties, all the kool kids are on chiv2 now that it’s out on Steam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ain't shit unless you played chiv during it's peak

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          man i remember playing the fukken sourcemod, couldn't get better than that. tossing your mouse around to matrix and contort into ungodly positions, the ole 180 reverse overhead. maybe i'll get chiv2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ain't shit unless you played chiv during it's peak

        I didn't even know a second one was out

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the joker and start doing the bathroom dance when he does it in the movie dressed just like yo are now then start blubbering with your shittiest heath ledger joker impersonation you've got and then tell her you're just like joker and get real close to her and act like a psycho for the rest of the night.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MMMMBOY ARE YOU FAT

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah Jesus the pure state of you.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coraline

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically pic related but only if you can prove you're not an autist by watching the movie without saying the word reddit

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basd op

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no numpad
    subhuman

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have your 48 port switch

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow for an IT guy you sure have horrible opsec. She coming over tonight? I wonder if I can find your okcupid and/or facebook before then
    https://cmusatyalab.github.io/openface/

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