>girl gives you this look and says she’s “scared of the dark”
>tell her that you could get your night light
Bobby was /ourguy/
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>girl gives you this look and says she’s “scared of the dark”
>tell her that you could get your night light
Bobby was /ourguy/
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Bobby is a supreme gay, and any storyline where they get married is a bad end for Connie. She's actually smart and talented, and deserves way better than that fat homosexual.
What sort of White man does Connie deserve?
Me. As is. She doesn’t need to be aged up
Not fat, tall, actually has a future and a career. Bobby is literally the kind to join a new age cult and commit ritual suicide because they think the comet is coming to take them to the mothership. He's fat and moronic.
It’ll be interesting to see where they end up in the new season since it’s a 15 year time skip or something
Connie is STEM 100%. Bobby who the frick knows. An actually good storyline would be he's a driftless 20 something and has to find his way.
I feel like Joseph would be more of a deadbeat than Bobby unless he goes through Uni solely on Football or something but I forgot if they dropped his athleticism when they aged him up
Would be funny if he was like Dale and considered himself white.
I remember in that episode where Bobby wanted to teach him how to score with chicks that ginger kid said something like “Joseph likes to watch” I never got that was a cuck joke but he truly is Dale’s son
Bobby is plainly Mike Judge's self insert
Bobby will work in hollywood
Wasn't he on the path be a meat man in the finale?
>Konnichiwa, dude!
Go to bed Kahn
The point of KoTH is that socially awkward losers still have hope if they findia good smart wife that will make them into whole people. It's boomerpilled to the core
Just compare all the men
>Bill - was a masculine army man when married, instantly became a complete loser after divorce
>Boomauer - never married, remained empty inside for his entire life
>John Redcorn - very similar to boomhauer
>Hank - a naive sucker before marrying peggy
>Kahn - pompous and insecure, but is able to win with the help of his much smarter wife
>Dale - married but does not have an actual relationship with his wife, so he is a massive loser while his wife fricks other men.
Basically the whole show is about how men are moronic and weak until they meet a woman (who are all smart btw) and dedicate their lives to her.
Bobby is like the divorced bill + young hank combo, utterly moronic, stupid, useless. His only redeeming feature is that he is supposedly loyal to those he loves. But he is still a complete loser UNTIL a strong smart cunning successful woman like Connie actually lets him function as a real person.
>>Bill - was a masculine army man when married, instantly became a complete loser after divorce
I'm not going to read the rest of your post. You don't even understand what happened to Bill
They frankly do not really say what led up to Bill’s divorce. They mention that he and Lenore fought a lot but considering how much of a chad Bill was its accurate to say he turned into a loser only after the divorce
she was a bawd that slept around and he pretended to not notice so it got worse
Did you watch the show?
I don't think you did. Bill is a Chad before he married Lenore. His terrible marriage turned him into a loser not the divorce. When Lenore finally is introduced she's shown as irredeemable scum
Terrible and clueless post.
>a woman (who are all smart btw)
Peggy is routinely shown to be wrong and either too arrogant or too stupid to realize she is wrong. Most other characters are regularly annoyed by her, even Hank and Bobby and Luanne. Lenore is a huge b***h, I can't think of any redeeming factors she ever had. Nancy isn't exactly praised for cheating on Dale and her friends don't approve of it. Luanne is a very naive airhead.
As far as modern sitcoms go King of the Hill is pretty good about accurately depicting women and giving them flaws and conflicts and shortcomings instead of painting them all as brilliant, perfect Mary Sues.
You are the biggest moron in this thread. How you've missed so much of the show and feel so confident in showing how much of a moronic Black person you are, and proudly showing it by the way, is astonishing.
Other Anons have proven you wrong, but I want to remind you how much of a moronic big lipped Black person you are for making this post.
KOTH is the only family sitcom where they reverse the “smart wife dumb husband” roles. In most episodes Hank saves Peggy when she gets in over her head
I'd argue Bob's Burgers does it as well. Bob is more level headed than Linda
Apparently quite a few people who worked on KOTH went on to that show, same with American Dad
Bobby was funny and personable and managed to pull chicks despite being fat. He would've grown up to be a Chad.
I really hope the reboot realizes this and doesn't make him a complete loser in the future. The Simpsons writers do this to Bart a lot in future episodes.
imagine how strange it would be in the cartoon if she started sucking his flaccid wiener
Bobby was a Manlet, bald homosexual who was a complete loser and leeched off his parents success and money. He’s basically an allegory for this entire website.
homie he’s like 12
wat
>he says as he posts here
I doubt Bobby remains short once he hits puberty. His dad is 6'2 and his mom's average height. Height runs in his family, his grandpappy was 6'4 before the Tojo blew his shins off.
>Manlet, bald homosexual who was a complete loser and leeched off his parents success and money
finally a relatable character..
Bobby didn't want to racemix
I had a fwb who was afraid of the dark. Fricking moron. How am I supposed to sleep when you have the light on you dumb c**t.
This is the type of woman Bobby would wind up marrying in his late 30s after IPAs and Soi Shakes have ruined his figure
how do these people even afford to remain that big
Disability checks by alot of hot cheetos and cokes
The food that makes you fat is cheap. I could get to 500 lbs on probably $150 a week if I wanted to. It's much more expensive to eat healthy. No offense, but are you moronic or just young and oblivious to what things cost?
moronic and oblivious
I hate this meme.
That’s how it was like 10 years ago. But all of that prepackaged shit you’re talking about is way too expensive. Like where I live a 12 pack of sodas is 8 dollars. I don’t know how people can justify spending money on that. And anything frozen will be marked up for convenience
the trumpflation at work!
The in season veggies are cheap you dumb potato enthusiast.
>The food that makes you fat is cheap
And eating less is even cheaper. It's idiotic misinformation
they collect disability and live like fricking slobs until they inevitably eat themselves to death
Welfare, enablers and living in cheap as frick rural areas or the hood
t. fatkino enthusiast
If she fell in that water she'd 100% drown.
That’s when Hank steps in and said
>dangit bobbeh if you don’t pound that Laotian dicky I will, mister
really sweet
>Bobby knocks up Connie during high school
>she keeps it and stays in Arlen with Bobby
>her parents lose their shit about Connie becoming a redneck and marrying Bobby
>Bobby is miserable because he has to work for Hank to support his wife and kid
>Hank is now running Strickland Propane because Buck died of the coof
There's an entire train episode and they stuck /n/ with the poop scoop episode
>Hank is now running Strickland Propane because Buck died of the coof
I wonder what Buck's will looks like? He'd probably give a fair chunk to his bastards but surely he'd have something for Hank? Hank deserves it after all the shit he'd put up with over the years, including attempting to frame him for murder.
He was 100% embezzling money and hiding it in Panama bank accounts.
Embezzling money from himself?
Crazy Eddie
No /wsr/?
>Debbie sees Buck kicked out of his job due to his ex wife
>immediately breaks into Hanks truck because Bucks exwife makes him boss
>Debbie immediately ready to be on her knees to keep her cushy job
Debbie would probably give up her ass if Hank was running Strickland propane completely
So called "food deserts" are a function of black crime.
YOU'RE a function of black crime!
Yes you are six million percent correct.
What do Black folk and goyslop have to do with King of the Hill?
Sure there was a black guy in it once.
I do live in the US and I still stand by my point that unhealthy shit being cheaper than real food is a big fat cope for fat fricks.
The only actual food deserts are small island nations that rely heavily on canned shit from Australia to deliver to them and the stuff we toss out or give to dogs.
I'd say it's just more convenience, though if you really do for the cheapest, crappiest food you'd probably bloat up fast, like eating gas station food, etc. The gap has definitely narrowed since everything's expensive in particular, but healthy stuff also involves more food prep and (relative) cooking ability considering a lot of people are afraid of cooking for some reason. We try to buy good quality meat and grow our own veggies when we can, buying fruits and vegetables otherwise.
>be fat, bald, unattractive, substandard intelligence, immature, low status loser
>STILL have cute SEAmonkey girl lusting after your dick
The show was pretty ahead of it's time all things considered.
If KotH was made today, Kahn would have an r/aznidentity son. The Asian girl being desperate for white wiener is too common to be satirized now.
Joseph could be turned into a girl (female) and Bobby can colonize injun pussy instead. That would be funny, Hank and Peggy worrying about getting mutt grandchildren while John Redcorn doesn't want his daughter bleached but can't do anything about it.
>John Redcorn doesn't want his daughter bleached
He gave Nancy the BIG RED wiener so he can’t say shit about racemixing
It is purely being a lazy fat frick. I have been dirt poor and the cheapest option is buying in season produce, rice, beans, oats, poultry deals and yes, cooking your own food every night.