>girl im friends with tells me i should watch the movie “Her”
>says i remind her of the protagonist
Have YOU ever been compared to a movie character
>girl im friends with tells me i should watch the movie Her. >says i remind her of the protagonist
>girl im friends with tells me i should watch the movie “Her”
>says i remind her of the protagonist
Have YOU ever been compared to a movie character
tell her that you tried to think of a similar recommendation for her but she's more of an extra, which is cool! they're underrated! and a lot of them don't even look that bad!
now say you're welcome, i just got you laid and its a guarantee if you pull it off properly. stupid b***h will get a wet fish hole from being demeaned. i truly hate women.
How is making a b***hy retort to show she made him upset supposed to get him laid?
Too wordy and desperate
She's not really your friend. Not like us anon.
yes I had an ID where my picture looked strangely like Tom Holland
thankfully, I don't resemble him from any angle other than front on
Once when I got in an Uber, the Paki driver did a double take and said I looked like Tom Holland. I don't think I look like him at all.
Phoenix is cute as hell in it, she wants to bone you for sure
Doggo
2 girls have told me i looked like an unattractive pixar character 🙁
My dad made me go to Narcotics Anonymous in Grade 12 and one of the meth heads used to say I looked like Michael Cera and would flirt with me. I'm too much of a virgin to have known how to interact back with her though
Tell her she reminds you of Olivia Wilde's character
20 years ago someone told me I looked like the homeshitter from american pie
yeah, the k_ller
whatever that means coming from a girl
Some butthole in a bar said I looked like Sheldon from the big bang theory. I beat the shit out of him and ran away. Haven't been back to that bar since.
Real homie autism
Ed Norton in fight club I think is the only direct character related one
A coworker said I give off Wes Anderson vibes, what does that mean?
That means she thinks you're a frickin homosexual my boy!
she thinks you're an overrated hack
She thinks you look like a pedo
I’m afraid of women
I've been compared to these two fellas.
>girl im friends with tells me i should watch the movie "Irreversible"
>says i remind her of the guy that rapes monica belluci
weird little goblin has big hands
2 normie girls back in college compared me to Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne.
I watched the movie later after having only seen photographs of this character and sadly it is true. Makeover was a major downgrade.
>Makeover was a major downgrade.
Indeed.
one sister said i was like napoleon Dynamite
one sister said i was like sheldon from bbt
but somehow, my best friend, who is also female, says that I'm "basically giga chad." and "rizz maxxing"(she is a moronic shiposter)
whome is lying to me? why do they seek to harm me?
>known shisposter calls anon a chad
>"who's lying???"
there is honor among shitposters i like to believe.
maybe im just moronic...
If your friend wants to frick you she could think you are hotter than you are
why don’t you bang your friend?
because as hot as the friend is, and as much as my gf is craving to see me frick that girl. the friend is actually a lesbian. We tried getting erotic at a couple of points, but she could never get into it. just kind of unlucky things worked out the way they do.
>having a partner that wants you to cuck them
Would've lost all attraction instantly tbh.
i understand, and i can respect it.
i am a bit of a sentimental moron though and she told me about it years in, and for some reason she sees me as a massive stud that she wants to show off. I've never really had anyone think so highly of me before. logically, I know it's weird, but I can't hate her for it.
Some gay homosexual in college said "you have a Tom Cruise vibe" to me.
you give off psychotic vibes, sorry
This or manlet. Maybe both.
He also sat beside me and put his hand on top of my hand. homosexuals are always attracted to me for some reason. Its extremely annoying.
stop being a homosexual then.
consider how you dress and act and sound and think what you would think if someone was like that.
change your clothes, do some outdoor work, dig a ditch, chop some wood, set some fires.
dont study humanities
describe yourself and your habits, maybe someone will identify what's wrong
>dont study humanities
I literally did a Hard Science degree. Not some humanities or soft science shit.
ITT: delusional ugly incels pretending they look just like Hollywood stars
I think they mean the personality not the looks.
>You're like the Whale except you're not fat.
yeah, when i showed my mom dark horse
Fake
> Be me
> 185 cm tall and 130kg , strong fat, went to gym religiously for the past 7 years
> Hang out with friends and a couple of newly met people
> One of the girls says I look like a killer
>But not in the good way
>She said she would be afraid for her life if we were alone, just the two of us, in that moment
> And that I " emanate" Chigurh vibes
> Several people also mentioned that they feel uneasy when I'm around
> To this day I still think about what she said, more than 5 years ago
how can you be 130kg and fat if you've gone to the gym for 7 years
did you just step inside, buy every energy drink in the vending machine and guzzle them on your way to the cinema?
unless you're actually a world's strongest man powerlifter, there's no reason for that weight, not even close.
he might have lots of mass, but he likes bacon and eggs too much
I've had people in several countries, even in buttfrick nowhere Norway, tell me I look like Jonah Hill. Unfortunately that comparison has never led to hookups.
Friends said my life was like George Costanza's. Then I went bald, coworkers called me megamind. Then got a moustache, coworkers said I looked like a gay pornstar. Yesterday my cousin's mother-in-law said I was a handsome young man and shouldn't settle for a fat wife. Bit of a language barrier but it was well-intentioned.
My friends have said to me that I'm a total Kramer. Never watched Seinfield so whatever
I'm pretty sure that it might have happened at some point or the other - but mostly from a physical point of view.
Best example of a similar casual movie-related cruelty was that time that I watched Away We Go with friends and THE MOMENT the movie ended, one of them turned to me and said with utter sincerity and the straightest of faces
> "Dude I dunno why you would even watch this movie, you're never going to be able to relate to any of it"
Why didn’t you strangle them?
Back in college a ton of girls told me that I remind them of Adam Drivers character from girls (both in looks and personality) and even a guy friend who watched the show with his gf said i look similar to him
>said i look similar to him
wow you must be super ugly
A friend of mine said I reminded her of James Marsden in 27 Dresses. I'm still not sure if it's a compliment.
I got told I look like Channing Tatum by a customer when i worked at a grocery store.
My wife's aunt told me i looked like keanu reeves when i was growing my hair out.
I'm not sure what overlap there is between those two.
Yes, Gollum
oh no….
I've given up. Get outta muh heuse.
I've had two girlfriends tell me I'm like Dennis Reynolds.
No to a show character, I felt good for the whole day
Several people told me I'm exactly like the guy from YOU in every way
Girl I fancied in primary school told me I reminded her of Mr Bean
Its over
yeah. many years ago some chick told me I look like some ugly german celebrity. I called her a prostitute and told her to go frick herself and she acted all offended. frick letting human vermin walk all over you by taking 'subtle' stabs at you.
good
These blogpost threads are so cringe. No one cares about who you've been compared to, because here's the reality: You're still a loser on Cinemaphile
>You're still a loser on Cinemaphile
speak for yourself
I was told by an 80 year old woman I look like John Barrymore. I'm not familiar with his work.
Jim Carrey. I get it a lot and don’t think I look like him. But every time I ask if they thought about my wiener today
Not a movie, but I was compared to Andy from Parks and Rec.
My past few girlfriends all said I remind them of batman
>wear dark clothing most of the time
>tall
>in good shape
>wealthy
>intelligent
>strong sense of justice
>highly trained in combat
>drives a cool car
and i’m just like “pssh, whatever”
I am a big guy (for you) and recently cut my hair military style. When I wear glasses my brother (who is a capeshit consoomer) says I look like Profesor Hulk from Endgame.
I got told by a cop that I looked like ron Howard out of happy days, I'm still bothered by that
Billy from stranger things.
I dont look like him but apparently we have the same vibe.
People have said I look like Stephen King, Martin Starr, and Ted Bundy. I have a very specific Anglo-Irish "look". My father actually did look very much like Ted Bundy.
>Have YOU ever been compared to a movie character
Picrel, solely because I have a small amount of ancestry from that way and therefore don't look like the typical Bong.
Slasher characters/serial killers/Gollum
I'm still a good person inside
most people tell me I remind them of Patrick Bateman
not with those digits you dont
When the news reports of DJ Qualls death were leaked people were calling my cell phone to make sure I was still alive
>is Asian
I always get the Jackie Chan reference. I look nothing like him.
it's an advantage that people just make the easy comparison instead of saying some actual hurtful real shit like itt
Better than Steve Aoki I got it 4 times in one night before people real think I’m him lol
You should do it if it gets you laid.
If you haven't seen Her - the main character is dating his computer oblivious to the fact that there is a woman IRL who would love him for real instead. In the end, he ends up with the real woman. In short: that girl may be trying to tell you something
okay, but how would he proceed? how would he make a move?
I've gotten Owen Wilson and the blonde fella from Frozen. Not cool..
>show taxi driver to a woman
>she suspects nothing
I've heard I look like Mark Zuckerberg from multiple people, both the real one and the Social Network one.
I am not israeli.
Several women of various different ages from their 20s to their 60s have told me I remind them of Hugh Grant. Dunno if this is good or bad.
how could that be bad? he's the star of a bunch of romantic movies
Yeah but he's an old boomer
even your pic is something Hugh Grant would post.
Nobody has ever told me I look like anyone or anything. I can't even find any actors I somewhat look like. I'm uniquely moronic looking and ugly.
Girl said I remind her of Zack Galifianakis in the Hangover..
I've been compared to the gay Black person in Green Book.
Also to the multiple-personality guy in Split (it's probably accurate, i wouldn't know because i've never seen it myself).
I grew my hair out, and got river phenoix, and kurt cobain. Last year, when I kept my hair short, a gay man said I looked like Clark Kent, and a goth women also said I looked like Clark Kent
Yeah a Ugandan Black person once told me that I look like Samwell Tarley from game of thrones
I would post a picture but I use incognito mode
11th grade English teacher told me I reminded her of Meursault from The Stranger
jesus frick off you all i look like a chud
OP is about characterisation, respondents give celeb lookalikes.