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Hi sam, Cole moggs you
So we're all in agreement this season is soulless compared to 1 right?
Season 1 was a slow burn, this season is a fast burn.
This season is gonna live and die on freeloaders at this point.
agree, S2 the MDE fanboy house blows. Jet try to learn from the mistakes of S1 but at the same time made it more sterile. also wheres is the S2 fanart?
to busy watching them sleep
Why are you stupid gays so concerned about how much fanarts being produced?stop being a talentless sperg and make some of your own if it bothers you so much
>Trish has same color skin as the others and no tattoos
Wtf
This has been the best episode yet
‘Women’s day’ activity in the day, group therapy for dinner, and then 3 rooms with individual kino for night (wine girls, king cole, and boys trying to build a table from random pile of wood)
Jet may be paying me 12.50 an hour to say this, but it’s been an excellent day for content
everything went on too long. it reminded me of the post-camping day, nontent forgettable garbage. it peaked on day 4-5. cole is carrying this show now.
This recent turn with lone wolf cole vs the world looks promising.
Yes. Jet unironically needs to be demoted back into being a nameless lackey again
Yeah
Why did they lose the shark outfits?
they used some but whats even the point. not even the s1 fishes took them seriously
Its the theme, and they obviously care about that shit with the house and 70's clothes.
It already peaked days ago, this shit his dead
go away avatarfrog
Already better than the entirety of season 2. Detractors are simp homosexuals and it shows. Content to them is Josie playing with a toy.
season 1 was good compared to this shit. but season 1 was boring as frick for most it as well.
I hate this season. It's so boring and the cast is terrible. I also hate Chris Lynch and I hate Jet's weird detached personality this season.
Jet can hang out with his GF in the basement this season instead of coming up singing karaoke like a moron
I personally find jet's demeanor and clothing in this season hilarious
yeah
Why did Josie ghost Jon for 6 months?
she gets le anxious of reaching out to people
she wisely knows how to keep spastic morons that would just hurt her life at a distancec
Agree. This season is entertaining, but season 1 made me think and made me feel.
Season 2 mogs season 1 and it’s only been a weak. Go jerk off to your nontent Indian girl some more homosexual. I ride with cole.
> only been a weak
Looks like you made an oopsie moron boy
Admit it, it died when summer left.
yes, but i've gotten more entertainment from this season than last season. I just think back to last season the first few days and they were just sitting around doing nothing constantly until jet and them made them do something
Please stop this. We are all pleading with you at this point
APOLOGIZE JET
I didnt like Cole, and I pretty much still dont, but he has been pretty entertaining.
TTS Tayleigh that we are disappointed in her
Taytards are extremely poor unfortunately
Yep, we were to poor to save our queen. It fricking sucks that she doesnt realize the situation shes just put herself in.
>our queen
she's hopeless
My queen then, and yeah shes hopless but shes my hopless queen
Nobody cares enough about this ugly freak to waste money TTSing her.
im glad you taytards are willing to turn on her when she acts moronic and annoying all day, respect
HOOOUUUUGH
If a dominant fish is badly defeated, its brain basically dissolves. Then it grows a new, subordinate’s brain—one more appropriate to its new, lowly position. 8 Its original brain just isn’t sophisticated to manage the transformation from king to bottom dog without virtually complete dissolution and regrowth. Anyone who has experienced a painful transformation after a serious defeat in romance or career may feel some sense of kinship with the once successful crustacean.
>No /ftl/ in the title
Yikes
Tays such a stupid ugly b***h spinning mental tales about someone stealing her panties
Jet, Cole really needs to see a doctor about that cough. All shit aside, seriously. It's getting worse.
Frank is going to mindbreak Cole
him shinji and brian are the only ones that stand a chance with him
Frank could only mindbreak Sylvia, because she was a dumb braphog. He's overrated
its hilarious ppl actually thought megan was cool
Objectively, none of these women are attractive and somehow, and unfortunately, Jimmy is the most attractive male.
An exercise in futility.
She broke the fishtank.
She's dead now
Has anyone of the fisheds eavesdropped on Cole?
im drunk
What a life
Yes, Trish was eavesdropping on his pep talk with Vance
his room starting to look like some kind of roman court yard
After today im on the Cole Train 100%, I absolutely despise every other fish in the house now except Shinji and Jimmy to a lesser extent.
Brian is unlikable but he can still redeem himself
TJ is fricking infuriating to watch, I just want to slap the moron out of him until he can string together a proper sentence.
Tay is a dumb c**t that accuses innocent people with zero evidence and thinks she can understand criminal psychology because she watched a couple youtube videos. The fact that it was her fault to begin with is just icing on the cake. Not to mention she's boring.
Trish is a typical roastie and the only thing she brings to the show is her gaping hole
Jimmy is a content machine but all I can think about is how i'd want to fricking strangle him if I had to see him in person, plus he gets massive tard rage over non issues.
Shinji is just cool
Don't care, still budding for Brian.
must suck to only watch Brian
his endorsements have gone up by 2 since you first took this screenshot you keep posting while Coles have risen by 400
What is slow & steady?
Brian's got the fire in him. Cole doesn't.
Brian indefensible I can't even shill for him ironically anymore, he's just pathetic
I was ironically posting as a brianbuddy just like I did for Mauro in S1 but the same thing happened where they became so insufferable it wasn't even funny to pretend to root for them.
This but Cole, Shinji, Trish. Brian is irredeemable and Jimmy is so annoying it's hard to watch. Trish is genuinely entertaining and always gives 100% for the bits. Her being a bawd moron just adds to the charm imo
reminder there's a new rumor, Jimmy cums all over the toilet seat (Courtesy of Tayleighs scrambled mind)
Inb4 this lying b***h insinuates that Jimmy wants to rape her or something.
already done, he's a suspect in the stolen (dropped) panties rumor
>no /ftl/ or number in the title
do it again, and do it right this time
someone make a new thread. this one's shit and doesn't deserve to exist.
feel free never to make another thread, op.
why does the hate sex so much? has she never been fricked hard enough?
she's a degenerate and overcompensating
>korean
>chinese
>israeli
>greek
>ukrainian
>indigenous
>finnish
>vietnamese
>irish
>italian
>polish
>japanese
>filipino
>mexican
They brought so many people from so many parts of the world, yet no brazilians and scandinavians, why is that? What do brazilians and scandinavians have in common?
>What do brazilians and scandinavians have in common?
ubermensch
Scandinavian girls are attractive.
Brazilians girls too, they're skinny!
GROSS!
hawt
Anything good happen today?
josie made coffee
BUNNY SUIT JOSIE
Don't get my hopes up
>wow is ben's name short for something, haha
there is nothing there
wife material
on god fr
She's built for gangbangs, that's what happens when she gets brought downstairs for confessionals, the whole crew gets a turn.
>top of the mountain
>no one to appreciate the view with
>You steal Tay's panties for Goran, yes? You steal you bring Goran. You can sniff one time brate but no cums you save for Goran to cum. I give Fishbuck, fair price brate, yes?
Nice.
>[LOUD ACCORDIAN MUSIC]
>Ah yes beautiful girl you want Goran make you star, yes? Big star on Goran's Fishtank, come, come, come girl, Goran put you in reality tv show on internet, YES! You play game with Goran for the camera beautiful. You play game Goran give Fishbuck, you suck Goran give 2 Fishbuck. Very safe, very profit. I biggest producer in Sarajevo, make you big star beautiful, yes. You suck Goran for camera, do not suck Dragan he is filthy Serbian dog I kill you b***h only suck Goran my beautiful girl YES!
>https://vocaroo.com/1oKSSq8RyZDZ
LMFAOOOOOO
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE
>started from the upper middle now we slightly higher middle
he started with zero chips and now he has the most, seethe more
Is trish brain-damaged?
Why did they have Fatty leave?
Party in B3 seems to be a dud
Letty would pull more TTS by herself in her bedroom
All 3 gorls this season not exciting the audience despite the alcohol
Jet needs to employ more drastic measures, maybe controlling their outfits.
>Party in B3 seems to be a dud
>tay locking the door so jimmy cant come in
she def got raped
Quick rundown?
jimmy just barging in. she seems scared. i think tay thinks hes the one stealing panties because trish apparently had panties going missing too.
kicking summer was their biggest mistake this season
Their last hope for a waifu paypig magnet was Tay and she just lost everyones support tonight after going hard on Cole
bukkake fishtoy
>watches your house
THE SHINING
Where is Ben bush from?
Tel Aviv
Cole needs to be more like Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh.
nasty
more tts to cole than anyone in the house
MONEY
MACHINE
would you sniff her panties outside the tank?
not anymore since ive seen her sour personality.
no, bad personality
Skid marks
If I worked with her I would not include her in my friend group.
>You know what I bet Tayleigh's panties smell like? They smell like sweat. And not the good kind of sweat. They smell like Texas, hot Texas sweat. They smell like farts, made from food that Texans eat. So like fried chicken, and Bud Light, you know. Ugh. Fried chicken, Bud Light, y'know, Applebees, stuff that I would never eat.
Id do alot more then sniff
FRICK NO I just know she smells like rancid onions
Smells like Texas Chili refried beans, wet farts and stale sweat. Not good.
I would wear them on my head then pass out from the rank ass stench coming from them. I'd cum as I pass out btw
Yes
Has Cole ever been out of the country?
i think he was the one who said he'd been to the Bahamas once
Fake rich
he said he goes to scotland with his family a few times a year
Cole once again single handedly carrying this failed production on his shoulders
OH SHIT JIMMY'S ABOUT TO START TALKING LISTEN UP
I like the map but for S3 they need to make them all wear ankle bracelets that live update where they are on the map
have them all colorcoded so you can just immediately know where everyone is without having to click through everything
that was one of their ideas but they didn't do it
based Mr. President
https://twitter.com/crookedtbeats/status/1739871834906972614
damn tai will need to come in and fight shinji
Summer was great, if only she was just slightly less psychotic. Imagine the content we could have had
>all the guys following Brian around like a puppy
Cole really is the only man on the show
Its so fricking pathetic of them. The worst part is they ALL watched S1 but they are fine being side characters in the Brian show. Absolutely worthless as contestants.
100% also i like how people thought because they were fans of the show they would be immune to anything but these guys seem more moronic and unstable
i understand why they were picked but it must pain the team to see what kind of people are their fans
>but seriously pedophile blood oath chimpanzee
has anything interesting happened in the house while cole has been monologuing?
b3 girl party is really gay
Jimmy and them built a shelf and got chips.
The girls agreed that they would frick Shinji, marry TJ and kill Cole
>this is why women weren't allowed to choose husbands
They're a bunch of communists
it's ok if women have moronic political ideas, the man should provide anyways. when a guy is a communist it's a big problem.
Why?
communism is a feminine ideology. it promotes fairness and equal outcomes. competition based ideologies focus on equality of opportunity.
a guy who wants everything to be equal no matter what is a pussy. a guy who wants to compete for his fair share has ambition.
Communism doesnt promote equal outcomes though, it promotes an ascension to man’s natural state, new Jerusalem arriving from the future, we aren’t anti hierarchy. Communism is masculinism, communism is the Aryan mannerbund. Stop interacting with bio Leninist freaks
fairy gum drop brain over here
meds and get a job
I’m rich
yet your outlook on the world is diseased. maybe try working out at the library.
I’m more well read and intelligent than you, stop projecting
if the best you got is 'you're projecting' you really are the brainlet. ill take the bait, just for you bud.
>Communism doesnt promote equal outcomes though, it promotes an ascension to man’s natural state,
it promotes equality of outcome of income and property ownership. man's natural state is competition for resources. against each other, nature, and god.
>new Jerusalem arriving from the future
labor value of theory is true but not the other postulations of communism. it does not account for 'lost value' or scarcity systems.
>we aren’t anti hierarchy.
except for the party officials!
>Communism is masculinism
citation needed
>communism is the Aryan mannerbund
shut the frick up you moron
>Stop interacting with bio Leninist freaks
you are of the same cloth. you happen to be a little extra fairy gumdrop brain, vnr
>communism is the Aryan mannerbund
>communism is when white steppenwarriors invade your civilization, massacre and enslave its people and impose themselves as its new rukimg caste
Really good bait
Yes that was literally communist, so were the mongols, napoleon and Stalin
Communism is cool if practiced within your own clan/tribe. Humans lived in groups for a reason. If don't understand teamwork and providing for your own then you're a piece of shit.
The essential nature of communism is that it's global and post-industrial, regardless of nation, race, religion, tribe. Communal living for the sake of necessity in a tribe is not communism, nor is equally distributing plunder or conquered land lmao
>Communal living for the sake of necessity in a tribe is not communism, nor is equally distributing plunder or conquered land lmao
It's not, but a lot of people are way too individualistic. Especially in other ways and in larger groups. Look at White people in the US, they're more likely to throw each other under the bus, whereas other groups won't. Other groups will help out their own while many Whites will make them earn it. It's moronic.
That's not communism, that's racism and mafia behavior (which would be good if white people did it, don't get me wrong)
>communism is the Aryan mannerbund
>communism is the thing that communism actually hates most in the world
Whoa
No communism hates the archons the most
ur describing fascism
Yeah maybe bombacci and Marinetti, not out of line with Marxism in any way
in nowhere does marxism promote hierarchy
It doesn’t make any moral prescriptions
you're equivocating, whatever go off ig
For men political beliefs are largely biological. You're born that way. Communism and other shit-tier beliefs are symptom of the titanic resentment that comes from being a lower life form, a genetic frickup, or an ethnic. A lot of people forget that the Bolshevik revolution was mostly "oppressed" ethnic minorities rebelling against the European Imperial Russians, "decolonization" is what they call it today. They try to whitewash the race angle when they teach about it.
>TJ and Tay falling in love confirmed
>frick the 5 incher, marry the mentally moronic, kill the wealthy alpha.
women really have no clue how to exist
>5 incher
That's being very generous.
asian posters raged last time this got posted
>jpg
So this is why shinji lost to cole in endorsements.
>the asian has the biggest dick in the house
Yellow boi delusion. Meanwhile Brian's BWC has already claimed 2 asian girls
but the prostitute is suave! the moron is non threatening! the alpha is scary!
they're all lying
they can't admit their lust for cole
Some morons took 1.5 hours to build a shelf and the girls have been whining about periods or something
Jimmy deserves to eat Tay's pussy in her bed
Jimmy deserves a pair of Tay's (used) panties.
>It's lonely at the top
How does he so effortlessly deliver kino, is it all his time on Cinemaphile?
Brian WILL win FIshtank and turn his life around.
who the frick is brian?
You know the guy that kissed Trixie?
>spends it all on streaming gear and drugs
>fizzles out
Can't believe the tall chad turned out to be massive pathetic b***h what a turn around
>win FIshtank
unlikely
>turn his life around
impossible
Posting this here in hopes someone has it, does anyone have that picture of the guy on the bike in the rain and then he comes upon a puddle of water and lays down in it?
Reminder that if you:
>Unironically watch this
>Ironically watch this
>Spend a cent on this
>Stream this
>Enjoy this
>Jerk off to this
>Talk about this
You are literally autistic homosexuals who are supporting a pedo rapist and irrelevant pseudoceleb trust fund Black person lipped baboon.
Sam Hyde is a b***h Black person trash autistic grifter and is playing you all for chumps. have a nice day. Nobody cares about your homosexual show.
Sage in all fields. Sam Hyde bangs trannies. Frank Hastle is a mong moron who deserves to get shot dead in the street.
have a nice day.
T R V T H N V K E
YWNBAW I don't watch your homosexual "show" to get your gay references.
So irrelevant he avoids getting arrested. I'll kill both. I promise you.
if he is that bad why he isnt in jail?
Can Jimmy end up saving the tank?
I expect Jimmy to be escorted off premises for minecraft posting irl
DOLL ACTIVITY BEDROOM 2
always has been
>violent fantasies about minor celebrities
now this is content
Post Beckys
>small breasts
>shapely ass
>thick thighs
she's so perfect...
Very nice Jenny's
>frick off Billy Eyelash
you tell 'em, Jimbo
BASADO
COLE HAS ALMOST 6K ENDORSEMENTS MOST OF ALL FISH INCLUDING SHINJI. RICH MAN RISING.
This is so kino. People who aren't monarchists are people not meant to be taken seriously.
cole is israeli
right now its 1v6
if cold decides to expand his empire i think hes gotta recruit shinji and possibly ck, she could be a worthy ally against brian
CK cannot be trusted at all. she's still loyal to Alex
If he's a true villain, he'll use her to piss off Brian without trusting her with anything important.
>Poor people could be in here
true, he knew the trish stuff was pushed by production but still took the opportunity for his enjoyment and to piss alex off. even if CK is brainwashed cole can still use her to piss off alex
shinji is pretty fricked. he is likeable an all but the language barrier is going to be his doom
CK stole from Coles loot crate after he gave them all cake and was the only one on her side in the meeting.
She also picked up the headset and threw it back down like the trashy b***h she is. Doesn’t surprise me that she spent the last 7 years of her life waiting tables at ihop.
Someone TTS Cole asking if he's gonna head to Taiwan after the show
Trish owes
>Cole
>Jimmy
>Shinji
>Chris
>Fatty
>Jet
>Ben
>Vance
>Goldstriker
sex
simple as
Forgetting someone?
>get Josie, Letty, and Betty in a room
>have them drink
Infinitely more exciting than what we're seeing now in B3
They wouldn't need a staff member to lead a basic conversation either
Josie and Letty hardly ever talked to each other even when they were locked in a room together for 3 days straight
that was more josies fault she didnt want to interact with letty
Josie giving Letty the cold shoulder was the best response to her constant unsportsmanlike rule bending and israeli connivery during the final challenge
>constant unsportsmanlike rule bending and israeli connivery
Both wrong also move on
move on from what? Josie won anyway which makes it even more kino
josie only won because of her pathetic rabid simps, she produced zero content beyond saying "erm" and playing with a fricking fidget spinner like a tard.
>t. didnt watch s1
>t. has a parasocial relationship with an ugly moronic injun b***h who would vomit if she ever met you in real life
that's actually a sign of affection..
its a sign that the little nagging voice in your head calling you to suicide is right and you should listen to it, actually
I'm sorry for offending you, Josiecel.
I'm the opposite of a josiecel, I guess your post was sarcastic but it wasn't obvious
>josie only won because of her pathetic rabid simps, she produced zero content beyond saying "erm" and playing with a fricking fidget spinner like a tard.
Good.
The josiecel is merely the outcome of a higher spirit using the perceived “chastity” of a woman (innocent Virgin Mary complex/neuroticism) in order to ruthlessly exploit the work-labor output of subhumans. Several hundred thousand dollars was bled out of these people merely by subverting their ability to think rationally by establishing a religion. I fully expect this religion to last for quite a while. After grooming the flock for months and months, they become averse to truth itself, much like the modern slave Christian. They pay capital because it feeds into their illusion. They love illusion. They love their wine. They love their “Josie”.
I hope the religion turns into a suicide cult
Move on from seething at letty, she did nothing wrong
dont expect Josie to be friendly to a cheating israelite in the middle of a competition
Not a cheating israelite
>People still seethe over Josie in these threads
>Move on
I agree
Yeah that’s also stupid
I like all of them to an extent but you're moronic if you think that'd be remotely interesting. Josie wouldn't talk at all and Betty is extremely socially awkward, especially when she's drunk.
Betty also acts like a dirty prostitute when drunk. She's a very bad girl. She needs lots of correction.
Josie status?
getting FAT
warming jets teepee
reviewing bikinis and playboy bunny suits to purchase
mogged by Becky
What are those bruises on her knees...
she visited her family at the reservoir on christmas eve
She is literally Jet’s slampiece.
Cute
licking josies bony knees
needs some meat on her bones, i know "brown sticks" are a meme but a little more weight wouldn't hurt
>native american should gain weight
dangerous game you're playing there anon, very easily overdone
she just needs to vape less to get her appetite back
She's indigenous, if she gains 3 extra pounds she becomes diabetic
my best friend is a morbidly obese native guy, why isn't that homosexual dead yet?
regretting her life choices and debating how to ask Jet if she can leave early
I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me
And when I'm away from you I love how you miss me
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me
(I love how you love me)
>cries
reminder that all the cole seethe is from 3rd world filth and 30+ failure losers. they belong together
*enters thread*
>Wears belt
>Does nothing
Anyone got this with the cigarette in it?
yeah, you apparently
So are they gonna say who won the domestic abuse challenge or what?
what's the consensus on alex here? i don't think goldsmith likes him
What would be the final kino to take all the Fish down?
I want to see a Lefty Communist among all of these MDE fans
Make it happen Jet
tay would not last an hour with this man in the house
I had an extremely close shot at cheating on my wife this year. 23 year old latina, humongous ass bbw just like I like them. b***h was ready to take her ring off her finger and suck me in the office
Looking at Brian and his life right now, I'm glad I ghosted that b***h and stayed faithful I have only fricked my wife, I have a body count of 1.
I'm a cole bro
Did you stop because out of fear of being caught? Or was it the guilt?
completely out of guilt. I knew if I pulled the trigger on it I would have fricked up my entire life. This b***h was in love with me, probably lust but whatever.
i've spent 10 years building this life up, and Brian as spent almost as much fricking his up. I cannot feel bad for him, I was almost him, missed a fricking cannonball if I let my dick do the thinking.
Don't do it bros, don't be a Brian
You would’ve regretted it and felt paranoid for a long time
Stick to 2D side chicks, they’re less likely to blackmail you
They should give Tay a challenge to Befriend Coal. She hasnt been challenged yet right?
Tay was raped
Who raped her?
Someone with a small penis. She needs to do some squats and get some shape.
Her dad made her play softball and get good grades. Basically rape
Sounds like an older man molested her and used to steal her panties, which is why she’s so triggered all the time.
someone stole her panties, essentially rape
She still thinks Cole stole her panties and is allergic to making content
Exactly, why they should fricking challenge her to befriend him. Worst thing that happens she doesnt want to and we get nontent (wouldve happened happened anyway); we get content; or we get an ally for cole.
i was in rhode island and saw jet neptune at a peets coffee in providence, i thought i'd impress him with a joke so i walked up behind him and said " you call yourself neptune but i think Ur anus ". i expected at least a nod but he just put his hands up as if i put a gun to his back or something and he said loudly '' you did not just say that corny ass shit to me dawg '' and started speaking like a wigger, despite him ordering the gayest girliest coffee i've ever heard of in my life. this literal who Y2K dancing baby gif looking as b***h tried way too hard to embarrass me in front of the girls who were there, with his fricked up paranorman ass eyebrows, and ever since it just left me sour to his entire way of running things, the dude wouldn't know humor if it kicked his tiny dolphin teeth in, which i really felt like doing, but i didn't feel like causing a scene for picking on this 5'4" midget. took some voodoo chips and told them to put it on his mini-me ass tab to get back at him, but they told me it didnt work like that and made me put them back. that kingpin if he had cancer ass wigger was definitely worried for a minute though when he thought they were going to charge him for them. made him look real broke, what a piece of shit
Couldn't watch all day, what did I miss?
classic goranian subversion of expectations
Wasn't day 9 on seasons one around the time Jon left?
Simmons and Mauro were the ones to go
Brian's the underdog in this story.
>fans hate him
>producers hate him
>ex hates him
Brian is all of the forgotten men who blew all their chances in life and are still pushing on. We need to see a man like him to win.
Except he did it to himself. Broke at 27 with a college degree and being a good looking guy? How do you frick up this bad?
He hangs out with fentanyl people and CK is a xanax junkie
Literally all he has to do is distance himself from them and he will have the best life.
Easier said than done for some people, chances are most (if not all) of his social circle are druggies. Plus he probably likes getting high as well, that'll frick up a person's ambition in life and they'll lie to themselves that it's what they need to cope with their shitty job at Texas Roadhouse, it's self-sabotage.
I've been a brian buddy since day 1 homie
my man is gonna quote cumtown bits all the way to the top of the podium
Fishes dont hate him.
I have a reality Cinemaphile series idea
>Jimmy you awake
>can i get laid
So uh, what the frick is the plan now Jet? The challenge fell through ( seemingly... although I feel you guys are doing something cheeky ) and we're stuck with the group split up again.
>One of my exes
oh no Tayleigh confirmed ran through
I bet her butt's still tight
>everyone still seething about Cole
>Cole talking about fish
Based
>all the fish seething about Cole
>Cole talking about cooking fish
Goranian chemo
>one of my exes gave me xans
>one of my exes
it's over
>check downstairs
>still talking shit about cole
these homosexuals are insufferable
>another seething over cole talk downstairs
i know right, good thing you can tell cole over TTS
the battle is already over
>Do you think he was told to do that
>Bruh...I don't know...this house bruh...
>bar
>brian and TJ are blaming everything on cole
>b1, Cole is going off on chinese vessals and fishing in arkansas
bar people hating ourguy again
how we doin tonight, Brian buddys?
dead from fentanyl overdose
>I'll get on that but I wanna talk about Fish right now
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE COLE
gotta go take a dump
tell me if literally anything worthwhile happens
Cole buckbroke the entire tank it's insane
>everyone but shinji is seething about cole
>cole is just bullshitting in b1 and talking to TTS
Yeah, I think it's clear who's winning this season.
So who touched Tays underwear?
she literally dropped it herself when she was going to do laundry
all this shit because all of these morons collectively cannot consider that possibility because they're seething so hard about cole
Cole: This is another rich guy tip...
despite his autism he's hamming it up a bit
I think this is what Cole is talking about with the current hair style story.
I too have scene boy hair at the moment.
Walk outside, we have a strike there
Bros, Cole's skin care routine actually intrigues me
Is this really what Rich people do?
I never really cared too much about my skin but I always envious of other people's for being so smooth and shiny, while I have red blotches everywhere
I never realized men do facials and skin care too
I wouldn't say its a rich person thing to do. But maybe he had severe acne and needs a skin care routine? I wouldn't continue a skin care routine if I was away from home on some tv show.
not to be a homosexual bur reddit skincare will get you started. The blackheads on your nose are sebacious fillaments, and using Laroche Possay is the first step to unfricking yourself
I don't have blackheads but I have pic related
that's much worse
Oil-based cleanser in the am and the pm
Water based moisturizing lotion in the am/pm
BHA in the pm (NEVER IN SUNLIGHT) every other night
immune system is fricked and cant control the fungi from growing out of control on your skin
need some moisterizer asap homie, reddit skincare will help you
You need to exercise immediately. Look up whatever this Reddit skincare thing is but you need to lose weight and exercise. This type of dermatitis will not go away unless you get in shape, it's a disaster mix of problems: hormonal imbalance, weakened immune system, lots of stress
Good luck man, been there. This shit fricking sucks.
It started happening out of nowwhere, I'm not really Fat
Weighed myself at 205 recently, it's bigger for sure, but for 6'0, I'm not obese
I really should start exercising more though, thanks fren
it's inflammation. eat a less inflammatory diet. you might be gluten intolerant
3-step skincare routine. Hope you live in the US. Everyone else is feeding you bullshit. my skin cleared up after doing this consistently for like 2 months.
Do this every morning and night.
Step 1
hydrating foaming facial wash
https://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Hydrating-Facial-Cleanser-Fragrance/dp/B01MSSDEPK/?th=1
Step 2
Toner - put it on a cotton pad and wipe your whole face down, let it sit for a few minutes & air dry.
https://amazon.com/THAYERS-Alcohol-Free-Hydrating-Original-Formula/dp/B000S823S6/
OR
these pads for more serious acne treatment, but you MUST wear SPF if you are going to use these!!!!!
https://www.amazon.com/Stridex-Strength-Medicated-Maximum-Count/dp/B000O1KP1O/
Step 3- Moisturize
Night time, moisturize with CeraVe night cream. I sometimes put it on during the day, if I know I won't be in the sun at all.
https://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Skin-Renewing-Night-Cream/dp/B00SNPCSUY/
Day Time, moisturize with this. Wear SPF whenever you're going to be outside.
https://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Facial-Moisturizing-Lotion-AM/dp/B00F97FHAW/
>Laroche Possay
This dude knows what he's talking about. Get a Paula's Choice BHA and use VERY sparingly. You will become a new man
Only rich guys do it yeah. Also acne has nothing to do with it, if you’re stuck with bad acne the only real fix is the ‘tane
Get Patrick Bateman-pilled:
Having a good skincare routine is important as you age, your skin is another organ, take care of it anon.
Josie and Jet are a thing, and Josiecels will never escape their delusions about her.
They must be a thing, otherwise this experiment won’t succeed.
It is the way of nature.
>All that food in front of Josie
Fatass
>Fatass
You're god damned right
So weird seeing josie in normal clothes
it's totally normal for a producer to have a contestant live in his house for 5+ months a year bro
jet is playing the long game but it'll never work out for him
josie was bwc'd
>It is usual for partners to be seated opposite rather than next to each other
Since fricking when? Every couple I've ever seen has sat next to each other. Shit, there's even a photo of Josie sitting next to Winston at some restaurant.
>those people are so moronic...
BASED KING COLE
>Cole giving away prison currency
He doesn't need to barter with the poors to succeed.
>Accepting cigarettes from the man who you think stole and sniffed your underwear
What the frick
women.jpg
whats the deal with all the smoking anyway?
is big tobacco involved???
its the 70s
NO ONE SMOKED WEED IN THE 70s OKAY
STAY INSIDE NO GRASS
they’re not smoking weed
70s theme
Sam is an unironic tobacco shill.
Nicotine/tobacco and alcohol are the only nonprescription drugs the fish are allowed to have
I think Sam and Co are getting them
hooked on cigs for a withdrawal challenge later on.
>those girls are still gonna shit talk cole even after he selflessly gave them 10+ cigs
to be fair he called them moronic the second they left
So Letty by herself didn't build a table.
Now four male contestants failed to build a a book shelf?
I'm coming on after new years.
I will make Tayleigh my bride and humiliate Brian and Jimmy at every opportunity. Wish me luck.
Get ready for a litany of false rape accusations.
>they hate cole because they want to be him
CKs voice is grating af
>TJ naturally kneels next to Chris
He can't make it anymore obvious
>CK doesn't know korean
>You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
why wouldn't the Black person in forrest gump include shrimp and grits
Cole looks and sounds like quentin tarantino
>No one inviting Cole to play their game
They HATE em
>Jet killing Cole Radio
JET IT UP
THIS IS SO FRICKING BORING I DON'T FRICKING CARE ABOUT FRICKING SEA FOOD JET FRICKING DO SOMETHING THIS SHOW FRICKING SUCKS HOLY FRICK THIS SEASON IS MORE LOST AND CLUELESS THAN THE FIRST ONE, HOW DO YOU FRICK THIS UP SO BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you just had an entire day of shenanigans
Man, Sam really pushed Cole in a direction. It certainly was a way to show Coles true self. I feel like once the fishes like Cole, the audience won't like Cole, that's his whole appeal, that hes all alone. Even though I do like Cole, he doesn't deserve to win the prize but deserves a win against the fish that hate him. Shinji winning would be super funny as the funds are going towards his betterment and porn vr game development.
Its a seafood market,
Its a meat market,
Its a farmers market.
The man has the trifecta
This season sucks ass and all the Cole spam is fishtank paypigs/jet himself trying to shill their shitty investment. Not falling for it israelites
Cole is mildly entertaining, the only bright spot in this shit season
Delusional Alex Black person have a nice day
Being a Brianbuddy isn't just a lifestyle, it's a mindset that you have to continuously nurture until the things you say become the things you do and the things you do become the things you say. A mentality that strikes fear into everyone you meet. A King's Mentality. A God's Mentality.
>im stupid?
>yes
>thats fair
>SPIN THE FRICKING BOTTLE
YOU CAN'T BE FRICKING SERIOUS I FRICKING HATE YOU, YOU'RE A FRICKING EMBARASSMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>AND THEN! AND THEN WE'LL HAVE THEM PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE FOR CHIPS, BUT NO SEX ACTS ALLOWED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wwoaw spin the bottle!!!
high school tier activities. jesus christ.
Hey jet you're welcome for the spin the bottle challenge i suggested.
Goran give you family friendly spin the bottle. You enjoy?
>literal preschool tier game
cmon jet, get creative, use that huge head of yours for once
Jimbo goin to jail
Look how pathetic the bot post is here by rapeape's cgi
>but but but we paid good money for it to work
>GUYS GUYS LE FREAKING MODS!!!!!!
have a nice day you stupid fricking Black person.
>have a nice day you stupid fricking Black person.
everytime
it's JUST 2EZ
Chris just poured an entire bottle of wine down the toilet
>Jet's been using us to learn secrets
>tay spins the bottle
>bottle lands on Cole
>hey did you steal my panties?
i wish
Spin the bottle? Seriously?
I'm going to bed
I'm gettin' there too anon
Jet's back in charge
>we're playing a non-sexual spin the bottle
>it's truth or dare
> no sexual dares though
>yeah
Be honest Colebros
Is he actually over JC?
i've never met her and i'm not and i'm less autistic than cole
Fishface
He's over JC the person, but JC the idea still remains stronger than ever
It’s always the idea that lingers
maybe over in the sense that it's not consuming him every day but he definitely feels like he blew it lol
Cole is a one man content machine holy shit.
dont ask stupid questions like when did you lose your virginity jet says
S1 > S2
Cole > S1
Cole is a S1 fish in a S2 house
>uuuhhhhhhhhhhh
GET JIMBO HIS TALL BIG TIDDIE GOTH GIRL! PLEASE! JET WE NEED TO SEE HIM TRY RIZZ HER UP. FIND ONE THATS WILLING AND YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST DYNAMIC EVER.
what's stopping me from lying if i pick truth?
t. Brian
why did they get TJ to demonstrate it
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm
UMMMMMMMMMUHHHHHHHHH
TJ is the most autistic in the house.
GOOD JOB USING TJ TO USE HIS IMAGINATION
Dude has cotton balls for brains
>interrupting colekino for some gay kids game
JET IT UP
Why is he so fricking moronic?
>MFW i get asked about how I was raped
Jet get the frick back downstairs you useless Black person
>TJ think of a dare
>uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Take a page from big brother and have actual challenges instead of this makeshift bullshit
Jet is just getting started, tomorrow night... they're playing TWISTER
They're just gonna give each other easy dares and Cold hard ones
spin the bottle truth or dare, jesus christ. not trying isnt funny when thats all you do
>Brian immediately brings up breasts
Jesus Brian learn to read the room idiot
>Brian pulled out right before they start so he can't make any chips
HEHEHEHEHE
GORAN GIVE GOOD SLOP GIVE THANKS TO GORAN
I dare Trish to piss on my face and in my mouth.
>Tay goes over tot he bottle
>Lands on Cole
>Panties.qry
>He says no
>Loses no chips
Back in the game
inb4 production takes chips
Jet said he wouldn't intervene tho :>
im thinking the same fricking thing. shes not going to though
Drink up, baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The images stuck in your head
People you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
They push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
here
https://streamable.com/865rfs
thanks anon. any idea where i can find the rest of her singing in bunk? i remember she sang Angeles (wrong) too :/
>Season 1 fish did this themselves during the camping challenge
>None of these fish (No, not even Cole) do fricking anything voluntarily
Grim
Watch the show you stupid homosexual.
All I've seen is them sit around in silence or talk in their rooms, what activity have they done without crew input?
Jet is a fricking homosexual
Thank science Jet is there to mediate this doesn't get TOO crazy!
>No breasts
JET IT UP
Goran Rapistovic looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his beige shirt before The Fishtank. Very very disrespectful.
Just got home from work.
Anything interesting happen today?
Big group therapy session
CK and Brian went around in circles and now she's a frreeloader
Jimmy schizo sperged
Cole is revealed to be based
Do these zoomers really need spin the bottle explained to them or is it just Jet being jet?
>Do these zoomers really need spin the bottle explained to them
What do you think? They've got the homicidal hobo and glue-sniffer TJ
He's gonna explain this shit four or five times and they still won't get it.
Jet being Jet.
He sure knows how to ruin the flow of things.
they have never played
can they just kick brian for no reason by rigging a poll
Drink up, baby, look at the stars
I'll kiss you again, between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there, with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be caught
Drink up one more time and I'll make you mine
Keep you apart, deep in my heart
Separate from the rest, where I like you the best
And keep the things you forgot
The people you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
They push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Yep, it's bedtime. Not watching them play spin the bottle. Night bros
>I can't say "I dare you to tell me this," because that would be a truth
Wow
btfo
>Jet staring at the camera sweating because no TTS is coming through for his great idea
>OI WAS RAPED
Jet missed a huge opportunity for money for not letting its ask questions
HEY FATASS GET THE FRICK OUT THE SHOT
2 perfect dares and jet just stops them.
THEY NEED TO ELIMINATE EVERYONE EXCEPT COLE AND SHINJI AND JUST RECAST THIS SEASON AND START OVER FROM DAY 1. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE THIS SEASON IS. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FRICK ARE THEY DOING THIS SEASON??? I'M A BIG FAN OF SEASON 1 AND THEY LOST ME.
GORAN SAY DARE NOT LEGAL. TRY AGAIN.
They should dare Jimmy to not speak for one hour unless he's challenging or being challenged by someone
More neptunian kinography
GET JIMMY HIS THIC TALL GOTH GIRL
I dare Trish to shit her pants
i hope someone drinks tank water
>Cole making actually interesting dares
>Jet constantly having to say they're too extreme
how fricking dumb, we lost cole kino for this boring shit
>you can't do that one its too good
>you can't do that one it'd hurt the fish
>okay yeah do the cake eating one
DUMB Black person JET
good boy jimmy get that spaghetti good boy finger food good jimmy jimmy good boy spaghetti boy good boy jimmy jim good
>You guys have to hang out and play truth or dare
>but I'm going to moderate and stop any dares that are too far
Hell house
jimmy gonna choke to death on cake
God I hope
don't worry you only have to listen to him for like 5 more weeks
God I wish
>mfw tays panties
If I was cole I'd have spat on that cake and pushed my wiener and balls into it, frick this entire house I think even sam genuinely dislikes them
I can only hope
>wants Jimmy to get his shirt wet
>wants to give Jimmy diabetes
sheesh guy
EVEN THE FRICKING JOKER POSTERS GOT BORED AND LEFT, I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, THIS IS A FRICKING FLOP
>Jet has to explain and demonstrate how to stand in front of the camera and eat cake
this fricking guy
good boy jimmy
He didnt bring shot glasses? Wtf is wrong witht these people?Theyre all so sluggish and moronic it makes me sick frick Chris Lynch Vance drone babies
Trish burp
Give Jimmy his hammer back
how is Cole the only entertaining person in this whole season now?
>MDE discord and twitter fans aren't as intresting as they think they are
Who could've guessed
because the rest other than shinji are awful and should actually die
shinji is only intersting in a vacuum. if you've ever dated a foreigner you know the quirkiness wears off after you have to be around them for long periods of time. at some point they're just empty and boring
Shinji just seems like a decent person, the rest are failures/morons and I'd like to see them dead
cole gets a pass for being funny though
should've had Tayleigh eat the cake IDIOT
another missed opportunity
>burp fetish challenge
nina zerkin off at that
need MORE
Goran want hear you burp, yes? Goran pay good money for this
Think one of my favorite moments today is during the femdom challenge, is Cole realizing Trish was getting paid to go insanely hard on him and just breaking from the bit to laugh in her face
>jimmy can't eat the cake cause he's laughing too hard
love this mf
she flat
she really isn't. those are small clothes for josie and they're still too big
you're both wrong, she binds her chest
piece of shit cole
they give you your phone back during confessionals, Brian?
Where did Brian go?
Jet stole Tay's panties
>remember when TTS would actually make me laugh during the late nights in the S1 kitchen calling Sylvia fat, Josie ugly, Letty stinky, etc
>now it's all unfunny nu memes like good boy Jimmy
good boy jimmy get that cake good boy finger food good jimmy jimmy good boy cake boy good boy jimmy jim good
good boy Jimmy's pretty funny though
like 80% of all tts this season has been from the basement.
Lack of TTS is the actual reason this season has felt airless. A huge surprise and fomo aspect was removed. Sucks
rose-tinted glasses, you're ignoring the fact that 90% of TTS in season 1 was censored because sylvia would have a temper tantrum and threaten to leave
Which was kinda funny because anytime 1 of them got through the chat would be in an uproar going
>WE DID IT, WE GOT THE HOG
I miss s1
Yeah TTS was way more funny season 1 and was one of the best parts of the show. The night Silvia was getting shit on was hilarious. This season sucks ass and the TTS has been awful.
Do people hate Tayleigh yet?
yes
we all do
I hate everyone, I'd still steal Tay's panties and sexually assault her though
Taycoin evaporated tonight
thank frick I knew the tay simping was false as frick, ugly people are usually bad on the inside too. I've hated tay more than brian since the start
always have
Her hatewatchers are growing faster than her simps, there has been significantly less Taytriot posting since the group therapy bit
I like her more because I know how to fix her now
not possible
kys
taytriots are in control
I love her
Fricking why? Did you miss the whole day? Taycoin is in the dirt
I was indifferent towards her before the therapy session. She exposed herself as a vile c**t. She's going to be gone soon anyway
shinji you moron you barely have any chips and that was the easiest dare of all time
>shinji gets pressed slightly
Pusses out
Yikes
>hey, I dare you to drink this normal drink
wtf homie dare them to eat a cigarette or something
too spicy for jet's house of horror
This bit is so fricking boring
It's filler content while they're doing confessionals, they could have just left them with Cole talking to the camera in his room and girl talk + Chris Lynch in B3 (and the rest of the fish silently wandering downstairs)
>Sam at the helm
>Content
>Jet at the helm
>Nontent
Simple as
>trish doesn't know what the eiffel tower is
bro what
Pure.
moron
Sam hours: Confrontation, Brian v CK, whole house v Cole
Jet hours: Heckhouse
Reminder there exp system incentivizes paypigs to spam jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj and such
How many times is Tayleigh gonna say drunk thoughts or whatever jesus christ
which freeloader besides fat stayed the longest in s1?
oof Cole just lost 20 big ones.
I miss it
Why? The 48 challenges absolutely fricking sucked.
>spin the bottle (non-sexual) in B3
>Actual Fishtank aerator is louder then anyone's speaking voice
Paypigs need to tell goran to top off the water level
>shinji having to remember all the newhalfs he split in half
>tts active, no one uses tts
nice try influencers
TRISH HAS A BODYCOUNT OF 11
There is absolutely nothing wrong with getting your nipples sucked
I've seen a lot of JAV where that happens so Shinji was covering his ass LMAO
Cole is using his dares to make the fish gorge themselves on slop. How devilish.
He's fattening up Princess Tay to get her within breeding weight
Tay get away from the camera you boring ugly c**t.
Tay moronic
She still won't believe it and seethe again in a few hours women lol
>Cole FINALLY gets exonerated in this underwear shit
>COMPLETE silence
I can't wait for him to win it's going to feel SO FRICKING GOOD
TAY GET FRICKED, NOW YOU KNOW
AND THE STUPID b***h IS CUSSING TO HERSELF THINKING IT'S SOMEONE ELSE
Her heart will be broken when she finds out it was Shinji, or maybe she’ll just say “oh it was Shinji? Well he’s chill. That’s fine!”
COLE W
Cole redeemed, FRICK Taywads
stupid b***h, whole room avoiding that subject. SEETHE COPE CAKE COLE
SHOT CALLED
GEY JIMMY THE RIZZLER HIS THIC TALL GOTH GIRL !!
How does Jet constantly frick up the bits he forces?
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT US TO BE HAPPY
It's so bad,
>dumb stuff on people
Okay bit is still going
>dumb more stuff one people
Okay everyone reposition
>dump more stuff on people.
Watch out, he might get his shark costume one and dump a trash can in the room!
exactly!
I feel like either the shows lost & only the die hard mde fans and neets will be able to follow along.. we need a goth girl for jimmy.
TJ's little dance schtick is now just pathetic, homosexual little stimmy
Gonna need a confirmation from staff on this story
you're a homosexual over
well see, nobody actually gives a shit about Tay's underwear other than Tay, meaning it's not clipped.
Cole is innocent, now frick off and drink your fricking wine
Now that we know the other fish are irredeemable c**ts the show is way less entertaining, shinji being the exception i guess but he doesnt do much either
we will literally kill all of you and theres nothing you can do about it
will summer come back as a freeloader or is she donezo?
will summer come back as a freeloader and also hit me up l8r?
GG sir
Hope you're prepared for that looney b***h, you lucky bastard
Moo