>girl wants to watch a horror movie at my place
uhhh bros? what did she mean by this?
in my head canon (i am a 28 year old virgin), she will be like
>anon, the movie was so scary, im afraid to sleep alone... can we sleep in the same bed?
but i am certain she isnt interested in a genuinely 2/10, MAYBE 3/10 like me
She wants your pee-pee, there is no other.
Oh frick
Oh shit
Oh crap
It's really happening?
She is very cute
If a girl wants to watch a horror movie at your place it really only can mean one (1) thing?
I need to buy condoms for the first time in my life huh
To you? No, you’re definitely going to frick it up somehow and weird her out by being spergy. She is interested but you’re gonna scare her off
Give him advice then instead of doomposting. Anon already passed the biggest hurdle.
You are dating in all but name anon. good luck bro
>You are dating in all but name anon
homie, that's what the friendzone is with the addition of no intimacy. Which is OP's situation.
Doesn't sound so bad to me.
t. also lonely 28yo khhv with 0 friends
Maybe she just is taking things slow and seeing how she likes him first? I've read about it happening especially with younger couples. You build up to the sex rather than doing it early.
>lonely 28yo khhv with 0 friends
>Maybe she just is taking things slow and seeing how she likes him first
lmao you guys crack me up
Look I specified those details because it's true I do lack experience, but I also see successful normies who view women differently than you guys who agree with me. I've seen couples where the woman is a virgin behave exactly how I described, because they wanted the loss of virginity to be special. Granted, this girl is likely older and not a virgin but she could just be feeling things out. If you don't think so then why not?
>If you don't think so then why not?
because I've interacted with women
That's true. But why don't normies, who have likely interacted with more women than both of us, agree with you then?
>who have likely interacted with more women than both of us
Bold assumption. Also, are you really using the opinion of normalgays to justify your mindset? Step back and think about what you're doing.
On this subject yes. They are provably far happier in life and successful with women than I am.
>Maybe she just is taking things slow and seeing how she likes him first? I've read about it happening especially with younger couples.
Hot take: women don't do that with the men they're attracted to.
And that's bad how? OP seems to enjoy her company, if he spends 6+ hours at a time with her. Better than being holed up in your room jerking off and playing video games. So what if she never fricks him. I wish I had a friend.
>Better than being holed up in your room jerking off and playing video games.
No, it's not.
>So what if she never fricks him. I wish I had a friend.
Have you ever spent time with a woman? Or worse, lived with one? You're a virgin, aren't you?
You sound rather miserable, buddy. Is this the "black pill" I heard about?
Why would I want companionship from a woman, a creature incapable of understanding or empathizing with the male struggle (women don't give a shit about your problems or struggles), when I can get the exact same companionship from a man, and he will understand my struggles and have empathy for me? It makes no sense. The only reason men subject themselves to a woman's presence is because he hopes to have sex with her at some point in the future, even if that future is ten, twenty years ahead.
>Why would I want companionship from a woman, a creature incapable of understanding or empathizing with the male struggle (women don't give a shit about your problems or struggles), when I can get the exact same companionship from a man, and he will understand my struggles and have empathy for me?
It's time for men
>Why would I want companionship from a woman, a creature incapable of understanding or empathizing with the male struggle....
>You know, veganas are kind of gross, dick are alright though, nothing wrong with them
>Have you read anything from Greek philosophy? Plato is B A S E D, he had a sort of punch club, gathered a lot of guys, they trained hard, wrestled, studied a lot and had lot's of sex after that, no they're were not gays, just Greeks
Explain to me right now why you would want a woman strictly as friend. Explain to me why you would want to deal with that. Women live life on easy mode. You can't relate to them, because they've never struggled, and having never struggled, they can't understand you as a man. When you're friends with a woman, they say stupid shit all the fricking time because of having lived life on easy mode. And if you challenge them on any of the stupid shit they say, even if it's in the most milquetoast way, they will lose their shit. Why the frick would you want to deal with that? You don't have any of those problems with a man.
I'm not reading all of it, but here it goes
#1 - no, nobody in their right mind befirends women, but some guys like being around them to flirt or get attention, same with women.
#2 The way you sperging out in your posts tells me you're one bitter piece of shit, do something about it
You're a fricking moron. And now you're agreeing with me and trying to act like I'm wrong. Go frick yourself, you're probably a woman.
>you're probably a woman
Do homosexuals on this board actually believe they're arguing with roasties? I made fun of this guy for being a virgin and he instantly assumed I was a roastie, it was amazing and now I'm seeing it done to another anon.
There are women here too.
Terrifying.
>And if you challenge them on any of the stupid shit they say, even if it's in the most milquetoast way, they will lose their shit.
Nope. Women love being corrected. Say it with authority and she will be hanging on your every word.
>Wow, I never even heard of that! But it makes total sense! How do you know all this stuff??
You b***h and complain like a woman. So maybe you get along more than you think. Whiny gay.
Bro, adults don't use condoms, they're for homosexual sex and prostitutes. You have to raw dog this chick
Don’t listen to this moron, OP. You don’t want to leave evidence in case they find the body.
Based
More based
condoms? LMFAO no wonder you're a virgin.
It literally only means one thing, anon. She wants the D. But you NEED TO MAKE THE MOVE to initiate the sex. Don't be a pussy and not touch her the entire time. Be fricking brave and just do it.
Gay as frick post dude, don't talk like this
Remember: “no” means “no” not “yes.”
It depends on how she says it, "no" could very well mean "yes please frick me"
Remember that op
This thread genuinely depresses me, even if you were trolling. Congrats. You've ruined my day with your existence.
why?
>some 20 year old losing his virginity makes you depressed
top kek
She's going to bring a big black bull with her and tie you up and rape the SHIT out of you pal! That's what that means!
Horror movies are the #1 genre to watch with chicks
Americans really can't go a single day without thinking about black mens wieners huh
t. Armenian
I haven't seen a Black IRL since 2018
>t. Armenian
>I haven't seen a Black IRL since 2018
bro lives in Black personland of western asia and doesnt see any negreoes in yerevan.
Hi Vince
Dont do it anon. She will turn YOUR life into a horror movie...
>NOOOOOO! DONT SUCK MY DICK, PLEASE ANYTING BUT THAT!
>I REALLY JUST WANT TO WATCH THE NEWEST HORROR SLOP WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU START RIDING MY DICK PLEASE STOP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME A24!
My last ex sucked my peepee all the time and I almost ended up sleeping in my car because of her so it kinda do be like that
anons really choose getting their dick sucked over a roof above their head
damn
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
i laff evertime
>used to laugh at posts like these
>finally get a gf and have to deal with her bullshit
>realize that being alone and jacking off is much better than living with a woman
These are the days you will look back on fondly op
Go for it, have no regrets
why do girls love horror movies bros?
She will start kissing you during the beginning of the film.
If you're away from her and only interested on the screen, most likely nothing will happen
>She will start kissing you
No she wont.
She'll look at your lips and try to send you 1 million moronic signals but she will never ever, ever, ever, EVER make the first move.
In a respectable society, a proper man should be active and dominant enough to make the first move.
Problem is in today's hell, girls will screech rape even if they were flashing a big green light for you.
I say take your chances; she's choosing to be alone with you. Sit next to her and if she's touching you/pressed against you, keeps turning towards you, grabs for you because she's ~le scared, do SOMETHING.
There are girls who will but holy shit is it rare. I wish there were more actively pursuing women bros. Latinos, Spaniards, and Italians are so lucky they have beautiful, powerful women.
One time a latina made a move on me. I have now been trapped in a relationship with her for 2 years. I just want to be single again. I want my life back
Why do you feel that way?
I dumped my long term girlfriend last Christmas and haven't been happier since. Trust me, stop putting it off and just leave her if you're not happy. I remember waking up next to my girlfriend and just feeling fricking miserable that she was there.
NORMIES GET OUT
>saying normie instead of normalgay
>being mad that you're a failed normalgay
Peak reddit
why does it sound like she holds you against your will what the hell juzst break up with her
>man unhappy in relationship
did she get fat or was she already fat?
Have you ever lived with a woman? No matter how hot a woman is there's always a man tired of putting up with her bullshit and bored of fricking her.
That's the problem with Latinas. They're super thin and hot when they're single then once they've latched onto their host male they gain like 50 pounds a year
>once they've latched onto their host male they gain like 50 pounds a year
Is that so...
That's why you gotta move in for the kiss slowly. Make sure your eyes are open to gauge her reaction. If she pulls back, it's over. It ain't going anywhere. If she reciprocates, great.
Yeah probably interested but
>anon, the movie was so scary, im afraid to sleep alone... can we sleep in the same bed?
you watch too much fricking anime
It means you're in and likely won't finish the movie.
However, if you want to show dominance, you will force her to watch the full movie and make zero sexual advances.
>Babe, please have sex with me!
>Sure thing, but only AFTER we binged the 10 SAW movies
>Could you put your phone down? You were the one that wanted to watch this!
>You don’t understand, a newly discovered batch of SAW broken glass just went up for auction!
I did this in college. Only like a week afterward did the girl say I should have done something and she was no longer interested.
She either thinks you're gay or wants to frick. Good luck figuring it out.
Women are lucky I don't punch their fricking lights out
>is told he has to make the first move and be assertive rather than timid and feeble
>this makes him angry at the world
It's more like the movie will scare her, and she'll cling up onto you to feel secure. Just be cool, don't go 0 to 100. If she starts pushing up on you, start small by holding onto her hand or arm. Maybe put your arm around her shoulder. If things are going really well, you can get your hand on her thigh.
Don’t listen to this homosexual, if she gets scared and grabs your arm or your hand just start vigorously rubbing her crotch as fast as you possibly can over your pants like you’re trying to give yourself a rug burn
Don't listen to this homosexual. The moment she walks in the door lock it behind you and grab the back of her neck like a cat does when it rapes another cat and have your way with her
Don’t listen to this homosexual, meet her outside and when she tries to come in just start tossing her around, violently batting her head back and forth between your open hands repeatedly shouting “yeah what? Yeah what? Yeah what?” She’ll be all over you after that
Don't listen to this homosexual. Just turn up to her house unannounced at night and shimmy through a window and stab her to death with a huge knife and rape her with a huge blunt object. Then wake for her to call you the next day so you can consol her
Don’t listen to this homosexual, just mail her a dead bird in a shoebox and call it a day. Bonus points if you killed it yourself
OP here, thanks for the tips anon, I mean it.
Like I said, I am a 28 year old virgin.
I genuinely don't know when its right to do stuff, you know. I hope to God that she just does the first move and I won't have to worry about it, but she is a very shy girl, so idk.
Relax, man. You'll know if she just wants to watch a movie with you or wants sex in the first five seconds. It's hard to explain, but you will simply pick up on it. Also make sure your place is clean especially your bathroom. If you know how to cook, this would be a great time to cook something. Make sure you drinks and snacks as well.
>asking for advice on the pedo board of 4 chan
grim. btw if you're a virgin and something sexual happens be prepared to underperform, i hope for your sakes she's a nice person.
>i hope for your sakes she's a nice person.
She is incredibly nice, sweet, considerate and caring. One time she tugged me away because she was thinking I was standing too close to the street before crossing it.
>One time she tugged me away because she was thinking I was standing too close to the street before crossing it.
Oh no anon.. I hate to be the one to tell you this but have you ever considered maybe she sees you as more of a mentally moronic little brother whom she pities and feels the need to protect
Come on bro...
Somebody had to say it. That tugging OP away from the street detail was… rough. Gave me some serious wince worthy secondhand embarrassment trying to picture it
Then she woulen't be activating her fear/death drive/protecc me mode by asking him to watch a horror movie in his territory, would she?
That’s not really how that works anon..
Buds watch movies together plenty, I just sort of get the feeling from what OP has been saying that he’s been reading way too far into it
>It's over
Bro...you can't let her take the dominant role if you're wanting her to be your gf or have sex with her. She sees you as impotent. It's truly fricking over. She's already boxed you into the "NO SEX EVER" category.
I can already tell this is one of those situations where she will want you to make the first move but you’ll be too scared to and be all autistic about it which will frustrate her probably to the point that she loses interest entirely. Either that or you will try to make a move but it will be so rigid and clumsy and awkward and at the absolute wrong moment that she gets weirded out by it. You’re going to read the room poorly but hey enjoy your blue balls either way.
make sure you're not wearing your wiener cage when she comes over. it's 50/50 if you should remove your buttplug. some girls like that
Get under a blanket with her, put your arm around her, and in that position, start feeling her up, grab her tittie. If she says "what are you doing?" or comments at all, just say "do you want me to stop?" Most likely she won't say anything and will moan and reciprocate. Then start making out and take her clothes off, and frick her right there on the couch
But what if the horror movie is actually good and you want to pay attention to whats happening?
There's no way "Smile" isn't complete dogshit. She probably chose the most ignorable horror movie ever, so it doesn't distract from the sex
Its actually pretty good bro
You go back and rewatch it with her later. See if you can parlay it into a groundhog day style cycle.
I’m lmfaoing imagining the autist that OP is just out of nowhere grabbing this poor girls titty who is just keeping him company because she can tell he’s a lonely guy and she feels bad for him hahahaha
>Euuuuuugh, what the FRICK are you dOiNg!?
>Do you want me to stop?
Extremely based power play, anon. You MUST maintain FRAME at all times.
What the frick is "frame"? Some stupid zoomer pickup artist bullshit?
It's a psychological/sociological concept that describes the power dynamic in relationships.
Will this teach me how to get sex with firm handshake?
You people are so neurotic it's unreal
>Women like masculine men
>You should act masculine and like a leader
>Make the decisions. Be in control.
>Sôy chud: YOU'RE FRICKING NEUROTIC
I mean, you are
Best advice. Act like you know what the frick you’re doing. Have a plan and follow through. Don’t be a pussy. She’s gagging for it, OP.
Yes. Grab a blanket, and lay on the opposite side of the couch and ask her if it's ok for her if you lie down. Make sure she's under the blanket too. Your legs are going to make contact either way. See if she responds or not and take it a bit further, little by little. If she's full out responding and grinding, she's willing to go all the way. Then just move in for a kiss.
Just be chill. Please dont overdo it with candles, flowers or any romantic bs. That will just make her feel awkward and pressured. Just make sure you're clean, your house is clean, your bathroom is clean. She obviously likes you so you should be fine. Just pick up on body signals. Aim is to slowly move together until your shoulders or feet or something is touching. If that happens you're golden. If she flinches or moves away from you just stop. Once your touching for a while and you feel comfortable just turn and look at her. After a second or two she'll turn to see why you're looking at her. Make eye contact and smile. If she does the same SLOWLY move in and kiss her. If she pulls back while you're moving in just stop and ask if she wants a drink or something. Otherwise congratulations you're at 1st base. Honestly if you're a virgin I wouldn't go any further than that tonight. Just kiss and cuddle. If you're that inexperienced a couple dates of kissing and cuddling and slowly getting hands involved is the way to go. Just tell her you'reinexperienced (DONT say virgin) and build up to it. Better the 1st night you kiss ends up as a happy memory you can share later than an awkward fumbling sex attempt. Anyway good luck and I believe in you.
t. 38 year old sex haver.
>Just be chill
>Just pick up on body signals
>Just kiss and cuddle
if he was able to do all that he wouldn't be a 28 year old virgin in the first polace
Everybody's got to learn somehow. He'll figure it out.
Not necessarily. Look at how many people on here complain endlessly because they haven’t and are unbelievably obsessed with rage about their virginity.
Actual good advice here
Oh yeah, has she mentioned a movie? If not that means you need to pick one and have it ready for when she comes round (and at least 1 backup in case she's already seen it) I don't really watch horror so I dont have any recommendations. But something slow burning or psychological, not something with heaps of gore or jump scares. Maybe The Shining or Seven or something like that.
Is interacting with girls really this complex??
Like you're carefully and slowly solving some deeply complex algorithm just to MAYBE get a crumb of a pussy at the end fricking hell
It's intuitive to most people, but the autists and spergs of this site need to be told in no uncertain terms how to read body language and subtle social cues.
>no uncertain terms
>just read body signals bro
Like I said, it's simple and intuitive for "neurotypicals"
Do you honestly think a cartoon frog Cinemaphile posting 28 year old virgin is neurotypical?
No. That's why I was explaining to the other anon that talking to girls only seems like a daunting social labyrinth if you're on the spectrum, which is why you see such detailed, methodical advice being given to the OP
It is if you're inexperienced or autistic. I remember once when I was young a girl literally handcuffed herself to me and said ''I'm coming home with you" because I wasn't picking up her signals. He's a virgin and he said she's shy. Having a game plan and moving slow is the best way to go here. Yeah once you're experienced you can just wing it and grab a girl and push her up against a wall because you can tell by the look in her eye that she wants you to. But try doing that without experience and you might as well call the cops yourself.
>Is interacting with girls really this complex??
no, it's much more complex
It's great from an evo psych perspective. Courtship rituals select for 2 types of guys: naturally charismatic, and problem solvers. If you're not one, you'd better practice hard at the other...
You ain't go no style muthafricka
Honestly if you can't just figure it out naturally and through the signals she sends you, you're already ngmi.
>Just tell her you'reinexperienced
Lol don't do that. Women don't want inexperienced men. That'll turn her off like lightning. Also, don't do "a couple of dates of just kissing and cuddling" women quickly lose interest if you don't escalate things far enough. I'm not saying have sex tonight or on the next date, but don't fricking stay at first base for multiple dates lol. Touch a titty next time if you don't touch one tonight. Women DO lose interest if you don't escalate. They automatically assume you're looking for better options than them or that you're stringing them along/not interested if you just stay at first base. This is a grown ass woman. Not a 14 year old girl on her first date.
I'll just die a kissless virgin instead
No, moron. You just don't fess up. Plus, after you go on enough dates it won't be a lie anymore because you'll have gotten practice kissing or having sex. You've got to start somewhere, but if you're a kissless virgin, don't tell that to a woman. No woman wants to hear that.
>inb4 but that is some women's fetish
Yeah, an extremely tiny percent of the population. Sure it's a POSSIBILITY, but you need to operate on PROBABILITY. Probability says most women find inexperienced men a turn off. So don't fess up to that shit. Her entire perception of you will change. I know from experience. I owned up to being a virgin. Had sex with a girl, but my dick was too big for her and she wouldn't relax to let my dick go in. I thought I was just being a dumb virgin who didn't know how to have sex and so I teared up and called myself a dumb virgin out loud. Things WERE going well up to that point. Then after that, she all of a sudden had no interest in me. She saw me differently after I opened up my feelings to her. You can't show weakness with women. They hate that shit.
Yeah, I'm definitely dying a kissless virgin
>I thought I was just being a dumb virgin who didn't know how to have sex and so I teared up and called myself a dumb virgin out loud. Things WERE going well up to that point.
LMFAOOOOOOOO
You're not wrong. Some Stacey's just want Chad to hold her down, rip off her clothes, and have his way with her on a first date. But not every girl is a Stacey. I've been with girls who quite fondly told me of how they enjoy 'teaching' shy, inexperienced nerds, and one 9/10 who told me about how she liked to take unnatractive guys virginties because she knew it would be something no other girl could top. As long as you don't take the blackpill there's always hope.
>I've been with girls who quite fondly told me of how they enjoy 'teaching' shy, inexperienced nerds
Even in those rare cases they want younger virgins, not damn near 30 year old virgins.
No woman on the planet is interested in a clueless 30 year old virgin.
>No woman on the planet is interested in a clueless 30 year old virgin.
>I've been with girls who quite fondly told me of how they enjoy 'teaching' shy, inexperienced nerds, and one 9/10 who told me about how she liked to take unnatractive guys virginties because she knew it would be something no other girl could top
None of these women want to date you though. They want to do that one thing because in their mind they're thinking, "Heh, he'll remember that for the rest of his life and he'll always be thinking about ME." It's an ego thing for them. They don't actually WANT those men. They won't date you. They'll bang you and then drop you.
>None of these women want to date you though.
So what, they are prostitutes, I wouldn't wanna date them neither.
Anon, all women are prostitutes. Stop being naive.
>This is a grown ass woman. Not a 14 year old girl on her first date.
bold assumption
>Touch a titty next time if you don't touch one tonight
Or grab her ass when you're making out with her.
OP listen to this and ignore every other post in the thread. There are way too many people here who don't want the best for you
My guy, you are a virgin for 28 years. This means that you need to do something different than what you would normally do. Even if its scary, just do it. Leap of faith. Regret is worse than failing. Just breath in and out and lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
you know what to do...
saw a movie with Connery yesterday (Cuba). a Descartes biopic could have been Connerykino of the highest order!
Just be assertive. She wants your wiener obviously. Once she takes the first step inside start kissing and groping her. She will fight back but this is just reverse girl psychology. The harder she fights the more she wants it.
t. rapist
t. simp
Get your dick ready and make sure to avoid It Follows. Get your best outfit on and some light dinner. Get her drunk as you can
>Get your dick ready and make sure to avoid It Follows.
She was very adamant about watching Smile, I have no idea about horror films, maybe watched half a dozen all my life, so I just said ok and went with it.
Please avoid all the advice on here. How experienced is she, do you know? If she's also a virgin it's better to not act like a serial killer or shoving alcohol down her throat
So do I show her my rape dungeon another time, then?
God I hope I meet a man with a rape dungeon
That's better for a second date
>How experienced is she, do you know?
Including myself, she only has one other friend. Obviously, I didn't ask her about her sex life, but I think she is a rather lonely person. I know cynics say that in modern times even the most wallflower-type girl has sucked and fricked 80 guys, but I genuinely doubt it with her.
Then you are a fricking moron.
>I know it’s a fire but it’s a small one so I’m sure it’s not hot and safe to touch!
All foids are prostitutes, anon. Period. It may have a smaller body count than some others but it is still higher than the acceptable number of zero.
Just say you want OP to frick you instead. It’s so much easier than this scheme to make him hate girls and turn to homolust
Virgin thought process in action
>Smile
She’s going to kill herself mid-coitus to traumatize you and ruin your life
>kill herself mid-coitus
hot
>She was very adamant about watching Smile
>I just said ok and went with it
It's over. You lost frame. She doesn't respect you lol. You should've told her no and that you're picking the movie. It truly is over. Women don't respect men they can boss around. You're just a meal ticket to her. Let me guess, this chick recently broke up with her toxic boyfriend? You're her shoulder to cry on bub. She knows you can't maintain frame, and that you're weak-willed. You're playing the role of her gay best friend.
>hey anon, wanna watch X so I can suck your dick halfway through?
>sure
>REEEEEEEEE YOU LOST HER MIND GAMES
really homie
Ok nigguh, let's look at the dates OP has been on.
>Zoo
>Museum
>Planetarium
>Park (multiple times)
>Grabbed a bit to eat
How many of those dates do you think OP planned? How many of those dates do you think OP initiated? Do you think OP chose the restaurants, cafes, coffee shops, they stopped at to eat? We all know the answer. This nigguh admitted she pulled him back from the sidewalk. This nigguh is along for the ride. That b***h is planning everything. It's over. She doesn't respect him as A MAN. She sees him as a gay best friend, or a 8-11 year old little brother she has to protect. She probably thinks she's doing a good deed by making some autist feel happy. Like when you take your little nephew to a baseball game and afterwards he looks up at you and says, "Wow! This was awesome! Remember when..." That's what OP is. I'm sorry, but he has been on multiple dates with this woman (all planned by her) and he hasn't escalated shit.
If OP is still adamant that he has a chance then he needs to make his move TONIGHT. Not full blown sex, but he needs to escalate past the gay best friend role he is boxed into. Although, I warn you OP, when you do escalate, she WILL get offended.
>UGH! WHAT THE FRICK? I thought we were friends????
>If I knew all you wanted was sex, then I wouldn't be hanging out with you????
>Ummmmm why can't we just have a genuine fricking friendship????????
>DO YOU ONLY SEE ME AS A SEX OBJECT?
Good luck OP, but it's over.
Lmao why are you trying to scare him, you butthole? You're not even correct. If it was a platonic friendship she would keep the dates to public places.
It's not even like she suggested some oscar bait drama or something. She chose a horror movie, at his place. That's netflix and chill 1000000%
Who even cares? He has it alone away from witnesses eating food he prepared.
Women don't feel threatened by gay men. Lots of women have "male best friends" they don't feel threatened by, that they go over to the "male best friend's" house, that they watch movies alone with, that they go do "activities" (dates from the guy's perspective with).
You're reading into this like it is their first date. It's not. It's their seventh or eighth date. I'm not trying to scare him, I'm waking him up to reality. And I encourage him to make a move tonight, because then he will finally see what category she has boxed him into, and it's not potential partner.
Its shrimple anon. Drink booze. Learn a fancy drink you can make her so she'll be impressed right off the bat. It'll give you confidence and if shes going over with any sexual intent it will help alleviate any inhabitions she has about fricking a weeb like yourself. Booze.
>learn a fancy drink
Do not do this unless you want to prove how autistic you are. I’m not saying make her a shitty drink but absolutely do not make her some moronic drink that takes like seven steps to make. Just keep it simple, get some upper mid quality shit, nothing expensive and make her a sunrise or a Mai Thai or something. I assure you she will not be impressed by some shit that has like four types of liquor and three liqueurs shaken with a rosemary herb or some gay ass shit like that
When i say fancy drink i basically mean a mai thai or some shit. Just something shes never drank before or maybe never even heard of. Women are easily amused and love new things. Its a new story for them to tell, a new post they can make for attention. Make that b***h a Black and Tan and watch her eyes light up.
If you ever meet a b***h who likes to drink black and tan run for the hills
Cum again? What makes you say that?
My sister drinks them, what's wrong with black and tan girls?
>Learn a fancy drink
You're a bigger virgin than he is. OP, stock the cupboard with some wine and the fridge with some beer. Don't fricking overdo it.
Don't losten to this homosexual OP. He considers making a drink "overdoing it". It literally requires no effort unless you're just an absolute mong
This. Get a modestly priced bottle of wine, even sparkling wine, and then a case of those canned seltzers that b***hes love. You're gonna look like a sperg breaking out a wienertail shaker and highball glasses
Agreed
Yall are basic af and it shows. Women like things to be at least a little interesting. Go to any bar, them hoes aint ordering mikes hard lemonade
No they’re ordering white claws, ding dong
Making a special wienertail for a date night is a sweet thing to do for a girl you've known for a while. On a casual first or second date it just makes you look like a tryhard, and it's easy to scare women off if you come on too strong, especially if she's only interested in something casual
I understand where you're comin from. Im not saying you gotta be some sperg mixologist. Im just sayin show her something new. b***hes like new. Im gay btw
I'm also a 28 year old virgin but I have less than zero experience with women, never even a non relative friend. My only hope is that one gets dropped in my lap but that's a delusion. Good luck op, hope it works out
Bro how out of shape are you? You seriously can’t overpower one?
At least you understand how much of a delusion that is. One is not going to drop into your lap, dingaling
If you are interested in her, you need to make a move on her.
Even if she rejects you it will help you improve your game for the next gal cause you will be learning from your mistakes. It will also help you handle rejection
what do you look like
2/10, 3/10 on a good day
But I spent every Saturday with her for a month straight, I am talking 6+ hours and I greatly enjoy my time with her. We went to a big zoo, a museum, a planetarium, a park and several times just walked around the city and grabbed a bit to eat. It's genuinely the only thing I look forward to each week. She is a very sweet, kind, caring girl.
Are you strong enough to overpower it? If so ignore most of the morons in this thread and make sure you use a condom. Also get replacement sheets and bedding.
Oof that sounds like its too long and youve slipped into the friendzone.
You’re so fricking deep in the friend zone you don’t even know anon. That’s WAY too long for there to never have been any romantic contact
Horseshit. He’s got at least two hours left on the friendzone timer.
Leave Cinemaphile and be happy
best advice in the thread, hope it's not late for OP
was waiting for this
how fat and ugly is she?
Not all all. She is very cute, in my opinion.
>Four to five 6+ hour dates
>hasn't kissed her
>hasn't held her hand
You are her GAY BEST FRIEND. You are her SHOULDER TO CRY ON (not a sexual role). You are her THERAPIST.
And now he will be its SEXECUTIONER
having nice clothes and dont smell like shit is automatic 4 for men. I am sure you are at least a 5 my man. stop with the low self esteem who the frick self describes as 2?
Have you kissed or even held hands yet?
>even held hands yet
Before marriage?!
okay anon don't frick this up, while you're watching the movie, lean over and kiss her. She will either scream and punch you or keep kissing you. If she kisses then keep kissing then start feeling her thigh, then slide your hand into her panties. If she's into that then you can start undressing and once you're naked you can start the sex
If she screams and punches just overpower her. It's foreplay.
Harmless gun, really.
*fun FRICK
Haven’t read the rest of the thread but don’t listen to the incels trying to demoralize you. From your description, it seems like she is the kind of girl that takes things slower and not the type that wants to frick on the first date with a stranger (which is what most guys here assume all girls are). The fact that she now wants a date in your house after several dates means she’s probably ready to seal the deal. This means you can 100% attempt a first move.
Touch her hand, hug her, be close to her, you will just feel how receptive and comfortable she is by her body language. Then just try to kiss her, no tongue until you see responds to the kiss. After that you can start groping her breasts, above the shirt and then sneak your hand below her shirt. Play with her nipples, it’s an erogenous zone. Then move your hand towards her pussy, if she doesn’t flinch it means you can basically just start fingering her. After that you will most likely have sex with her, but be aware of any discomfort on her part, because even if she’s fine with you putting your fingers inside of her, she might still not want to have sex. To some girls sex is a very important step, and from your description of her she might be like this. Then again, some shy girls are also very sexually aggressive once they feel comfortable with someone. A lot of it is just using common sense at reading the situation.
I trust in you anon, and wish you luck.
>but i am certain she isnt interested in a genuinely 2/10, MAYBE 3/10 like me
those were his words
just don't freak out about it or over think this shit. if anything happens it happens. if it doesn't it doesn't
I think its kind of cruel that OP just made this post to see what sex and dating advice Cinemaphileirgins have to give.
Initiate foot rub anon-kun, place feet's nonchalantly on genital area. Time tested, whick means it works.
I could never call a girl over to my place to "watch some Netflix" and play that meaningless small talk charade of "hey you will like this movie it's pretty good, got some popcorn too hehe" where I assume both people are completely aware that the movie is entirely irrelevant and you're there just to frick
Don't know how any of you guys do it
It’s a code word, not a charade you moron. Nobody is pretending “haha we are just going watch a movie” *wink wink* and then playing some stupid game where they beat around the bush like what OP thinks is going to happen as if he’s not already clearly locked out of that pussy. The b***h had to pull him out of traffic for fricks sake lmao
>Nobody is pretending “haha we are just going watch a movie” *wink wink* and then playing some stupid game where they beat around the bush
The majority does exactly that, especially if it's the first time they are doing that. Going through that exact moronic charade where they pretend that they are going to watch a movie, play some movie and then slowly physically escalate once the movie starts playing.
Almost like Pavlov+s dogs waiting for the big bright red NETFLIX logo to show up first in order to have permission to have sex.
>The majority does exactly that
According to who? Where are you getting this information that you’re so sure of from
According to pretty much everyone I know and every depiction or retelling of the entire "netflix and chill" meme in the last decade or so.
Everyone says that for first such dates women often need plausible deniability in order to feel comfortable, that it's easier for a standard woman to accept "let's watch XYZ at my place, I've also got drinks in the fridge haha" than just say "let's frick" in the very early stages of a relationship. Hell people also argue the best way how to slowly escalate in such situations by putting your arm around her, touching her leg etc
>The b***h had to pull him out of traffic for fricks sake lmao
>dip your underwear in chloroform
>use a condom (as another anon said)
>???
>profit
OP don't listen to the naysayers, she sounds like a nice girl, the amount of time you've been getting to know her just means she's not a hoe. I 100% promise that she wants to frick you.
It's all in the preparation. Get a nice candle, have the blanket close at hand, make sure your place is nice and clean, have a decent supply of snacks. Chocolate and microwave popcorn and a bowl of chips is fine. Then when she's there just be casual and nice like all your other dates, just be yourself and tell her to make herself feel at home.
I think it's unlikely she will shit test you, but she might get nervous and do it accidentally. Just remember "I'm a straight man, how can I be expected not to make a move when there's a hot girl in my house." You will have to make the first move, and you should be progressing from cuddling to groping each other within the first 5 minutes of the movie. It's that quick.
A slick move is, once you start making out with her, pull away for a second, and pause the movie, so you can "give her your full attention." This will remove the distracting background horror movie OST and jump scares, while also locking you both into the sex, dropping the pretense of the movie. Speeds things up, so there's no time for awkwardness.
>Get a nice candle
you really want this near 30 year old virgin to remain a virgin huh
I think everyone should have a candle on their coffee table whether they're trying to seduce a guest or just chilling alone.
When you tell such information to a near 30 year old virgin he will then put a singular large tall candle in the middle of an empty table and then be surprised that the girl is weirded out by it.
It's better for a person in such a situation to keep it clean and simple, don't add any random factors which could only ruin all his chances.
homosexual
Ignore women, enjoy kino.
Did this once. Went over to a chick's place to watch a movie. I brought my DVD copy of Fellini's 8 1/2. Popped that sucker in and ignored that b***h for the next 2h20m. I could tell she was instantly bored by the film (black and white + subtitles = sahara pussy). I was extremely annoyed that this hole wasn't enjoying the superb kino I was screening for her. She drank a whole bottle of pink wine and fell asleep next to me. After the movie was over I shook her awake and berated her for falling asleep and playing on her phone when she was awake. I told her she doesn't appreciate cinema. After this we went to her bed (just a mattress on the floor lol) and both fell asleep. I turned my back on that b***h lol. She can't even appreciate an Italian masterpiece.
best thread on Cinemaphile currently
I hope OP follows up with a thread afterwards.
Because the whole board is rooting for our brother
you better make a follow up thread op
i need to know that another 28 year old virgin got a girl in his bed
In this day and age I'm too afraid to touch a woman without having her sign a consent form with at least two witnesses and video proof. Good luck, OP, one wrong move and your life is ruined.
It means take a shower, clean your house, and get some food for the both of you that's not chicken nuggies you fat smelly frick.
Sorry if that comes off harsh but it's really important, don't frick it up.
>chicken nuggies
please no
>don't own a TV, only a crappy laptop
>don't ever keep alcohol in the apartment on principle (I only drink water or milk)
>only own enough dishes to cook for one (me)
>only own two cups that have Goku and Vegeta on them
>only have one blanket on my bed
>living room is completely empty except for a couch and coffee table
>absolutely zero decorations whatsoever besides two plants that are barely surviving
>bedroom has an awful mattress, small desk, and several piles of books, nothing else
>despite my monk-like living, I have managed to get laid two (2) times in my life
If I can do it, you can do it OP. My apartment is as repellent to girls as it could possibly get.
Honestly it was probably the dbz cups that got you laid
>My apartment is as repellent to girls as it could possibly get.
Girls like that shit. Because they think they can come in and fix it, or they know that if they get into a relationship with you, they can decorate however they want.
>I'm Rich Evans, I've gotten laid. You can do it!
Just hold her during the scary parts and you'll be fine
I lied to two girls that wanted to hang out last weekend about having violent diarrhea because I wanted to stay at home alone and get drunk. I don't get why guys put pussy on a pedestal when there's better things in life.
based
im a pathetic loser but thank God im not like you, hope things get better for you
I remember you. You got drunk while watching The Twilight Zone.
It was X-Files unless there's another anon doing the same thing I was.
Right, I got confused. One of them wanted to use you to cheat on her boyfriend (again)
Yeah, that was me. I should get drunk and watch The Twilight Zone next.
Brother! Congratulations are in order. No matter how it goes, be proud you got this far at least.
I am chatting with a qt about sad movies and scary games right now, and hope to be in your situation at some point. Problem is I have no tv and no couch. My apartment "living room" is literally empty except for the internet router on the floor. I'm afraid to get furniture because the price, the quality, the difficulty of acquisition, and nature of a bulky possession all scare me and are points where something can go wrong. How do I get a couch and a tv, Cinemaphile?
Just get a hotel room for the night
No wtf
God damn why so mean? I'm not that bad
'fraid that's a negative on the melanin, my friend
>family didn't pass down furniture to him
Lol you're black.
Bro, use Craigslist and get all the free furniture you want. Couches, tables, dressers etc
Just find something on the side of the road on garbage day. Rich people throw out perfectly nice stuff just because they want a change of scenery. The only thing dumber than buying new furniture is buying a new car.
If you bring it to the edge of the driveway and set it down it's not stealing. Then it's trash and you're just taking trash
One of my favorite TPB jokes. Can't say he's wrong.
Do NOT say how inexperienced you are. If she has all her limbs and most of her teeth she's had a lot of sex. No matter how innocent and demure she seems.
>if she has all her limbs
She won’t by the time OP is done with her.
She wants to hold your hand
Make sure you use protection your first time
GET HER DRUNK
but also be prepared to tolerate her loose annoying drunkness. god I hate drunk women so much.
>GET HER DRUNK
you wanna send this homie to jail?
what a dystopia world has become
Anon is fricking set. Make sure to put on this horror hit.
Women are naturally attracted to dominant and aggressive men. They won't scream rape unless you're ugly or fat. Every girl I've been with has liked it when I slap them around and get physical with them, they're naturally submissive. That's why femdom and tomboys are only a thing in anime and not irl.
Me too but we're talkin' beers here not poon
What are some movies for this feel bros? Let's keep the thread on topic to not be banned.
>girl invites herself over to your place to watch a horror movie
LITERALLY the only way she could make her intentions ANY clearer is if she straight up wore a bright red blinking neon sign that says
>FRICK ME
have you been in a coma for 15 years? women will wear that sign and then call the cops on you and say they weren't asking for it
I invited a girl over to watch anime when I was a teen. We were both into anime, so she accepted. We watched KLK for four hours and did nothing else. Did I miss a chance? Only now I'm starting to suspect it.
Did you never talk to or hang out with her again after that? If yes, you missed your chance. If no, then she never considered dating you or having sexual intimacy of any kind with you.
I talked to her a few more times. Last time we saw each other was when I wked her home during graduation night.
Low test, I guess. Maybe go see a doctor.
I'm just autistic and have zero self esteem. I was both trying to seduce her but didn't know how to so I was hoping something would happen. I'm a little less clueless now.
Raised by a single mom like most of the virgins in this thread?
No, I had both parents and my brother never had trouble scoring girls. This is my fault.
>This is my fault.
At least you understand this. I hope you work on it and things get better, genuinely.
I managed to wing it and get l with two girls since, but it was really sporadic and it didn't last long.
>Last time we saw each other was when I wked her home during graduation night
Cute. How long ago was that?
6 years ago. But I graduated highschool at 20 years of age.
How did that walk home end? Did you promise to see each other again and then just never did? Did she want you to do something at the end but you didn't pick up on it?
We said goodbye, she went home, and we never met again. It was a little cold. I don't think she did, I believe now that she was aware or my feelings but didn't want to address them. After a certain point she just stopped replying to my texts and I took it as a sign.
Yeah I'm no expert but based on that it doesn't seem to me like she was ever interested.
I stumbled across a friend of hers one day years later and asked her about it. She told me that she would have let me know if she was into me, so you might be right.
>I stumbled across a friend of hers one day years later and asked her about it. >She told me that she would have let me know if she was into me, so you might be right.
>might be right
Holy fricking shit anon you are beyond moronic. Someone told you point blank to your face that as a matter of fact she was not interested and you’re still sitting there with your thumb up your ass all these laters talking about it at length online, so stupid that you’re trying to have a discussion about it with strangers and wondering “hmmmmm could she have been interested? However were I to know?” You had a plutonic female friend at a certain point in time and that’s the entirety of it. Get over it
if she was closer to you when you started compared to the end, you might have had something if you pushed your luck
women never approach or invite guys to sex
women won't come to your place alone unless they're expecting sex
>anon, the movie was so scary, im afraid to sleep alone... can we sleep in the same bed?
If you end up finishing the movie without it escalating to sex you have fricked up.
>girl invites me to "netflix and chill ;)"
>I go there
>We literally just watched netflix and chilled, some dog shit game show to boot
>Left mad as frick, even though she technically didn't lie
Did you make a move on her?
No
I thought she would
I think inviting you over was her move. I'm sorry to be that guy to tell you.
Aw shit nugga u a b***h
"Superman that ho" what did u not understand??? Soulja boy told u
she thinks ur gay now gz
She told all of her friends you were lame and gay, just so you know.
Are you still here OP ?
When will you be able to tell us the follow-up ?
It will be revealed to us in a collective dream.
a sexy dream?
Time will tell, perhaps OP can hold onto his spaghetti just long enough to score.
You’re getting laid buddy. Don’t frick it up.
When the scary scenes come on start crying and pee yourself. Trust me man
Do a bunch of pushups before she gets there and wear some cologne.
When she sits down sit right next to her.
if you haven't already kissed or made out with her then you should kiss her and start making out before the end of the movie or else there is a chance that she'll think you're too timid and not want to let you frick them
make some comments and chat a little about the movie while it's going on (doesn't need to be the whole time) then ask if you can kiss her and lean in and start making out.
Knock her up anon
did OPs willy debut?
LISTEN TO ME ALL YOU NEED IS ALCOHOL TO RELAX AND VIAGRA BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET HARD THIS IS THE WAY IF YOU'RE STILL HERE LISTEN TO ME
She wants the D but you need to make the move or she will absolutely sit there impotently and leave when the movie is over. Having a personality is your job in the arrangement.
This is your chance, moron. Don't frick it up.
Take her out on a boat, Op. She'll have to put out and never think to refuse because of the implication
TELL HER ABOUT THE israeliteS
This. Screaming at top volume in German gets all the ladies wet.
Holy shit how’d the jannies not remove this thread yet?
jannies collecting knowledge
Because the board is on a mission to get one of our own laid. It will be as if his penis is our penis. When he penetrates the vagoo, we all penetrate the vagoo.
OP is definitely not going to get laid, didn’t you read the thread? This girl is taking OP on these little pity field trip outings to the library and the museum and literally has been protecting him from wandering out into traffic.
just ask her first
>eh, wanna kiss?
either way, smile and react accordingly (shrug it off if she gets a bit offended and didn't actually want to kiss, then watch the movie, OR do kiss her if she shows acceptance of your proposal)
yes it's that easy
Is OP fuggin yet
Sex haver here, some good, some bad, some so-so advice in this thread.
I have a cute gf with big breasts who BORE MY CHILD.
Here's my tips - and the key here is KEEP. IT. SIMPLE.
DO. NOT. SKIP. ANY. STEPS.
STEP 1: ALCOHOL
STEP 2: MAKE A MOVE
That's it. Good luck champ.
More details for the more autistic gays: Alcohol lowers inhibitions, relaxes and loosens you both up...primes the pump, so to speak and removes the nervous energy. Alcohol is a key ingredient in successful sex having, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Step 2 is make a move - you actually have to grow a fricking ballsack and make a move - if you fail, well then at least you can move on. If a girl likes you, she'll reciprocate. NO MORE homosexual DATES WITHOUT KISSES OR SEX. Don't waste your time on a woman who doesn't like to get down...let the frigid b***hes die alone.
This is more of a personal view, but if a woman doesn't want to frick on the first date...she's not that attracte to you, she doesn't like to frick, or she has some kind of hang up or game bullshit in her head, all of which are BAD.
GET INEBRIATED.
MAKE A MOVE
Let the dice fall where they may.
There was this one chick i was into when I was 20. She was just one of the people in my friend group, we never talked much because she had a bf when we met, but she was super cute and when we did talk i seemed to make her laugh. They broke up after awhile and I should have asked her out but i thought she was out of my league and didnt try. Years later after we stopped talking I looked her up on facebook and that b***h got married and started a family with a dude who LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ME. He has the life I should've had if only I had not been a pussy. My only advice to you and all anons is to just fricking go for it. The worst they can say is no.