Give me a worse list than the New Yorker's best performances of the century so far

Give me a worse list than the New Yorker's best performances of the century so far
>1. Leonardo Di Caprio, Wolf of Wall Street
>2. Helena Howard, Madeline’s Madeline
>3. Greta Gerwig, Hannah Takes the Stairs
>4. Denis Lavant, Holy Motors
>5. Adam Driver, Girls, Season 1
>6. Miranda July, The Future
>7. Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
>8. Anna Paquin, Margaret
>9. Adam Sandler, Uncut Gems
>10. Joe Pesci, The Irishman
>The rest in order are Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls; Natalie Portman, Black Swan; Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out; Lupita Nyong’o, Us; Dore Mann, Frownland; Elisabeth Moss, Her Smell; Eddie Murphy, Norbit; Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis; Delroy Lindo, Da 5 Bloods;Jennifer Aniston, The Break-Up;Agnès Varda, The Beaches of Agnès; Bill Murray, Lost in Translation; Sandi Tan, Shirkers; Tiffany Haddish, Girls Trip; Kim Min-hee, On the Beach at Night Alone; Kristen Wiig, Welcome to Me; Jafar Panahi, Taxi; Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like the israelite yorker

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol who reads that trash?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby Hill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my boomer wasp mom in her 60s who voted for biden. my dad who voted for trump doesn’t, but he does hate-read the times

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    such an odd list
    although i love >1

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Leonardo Di Caprio, Wolf of Wall Street

    Holy shit what an embarrassment

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam Driver, Girls, Season 1
    lel, just stick a particular season from a show in there sure

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    adam sandler is the only performance in their top 10 that id consider for a top 10 myself. some really good performances in the honorable mentions list too. my number 1 would be benny safdie in good timme because i was floored when i found out he wasnt mentally challenged irl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >benny safdie in good timme because i was floored when i found out he wasnt mentally challenged irl
      I was actually surprised by that too. I knew the film was made by Safdie Brothers but I assumed they must have been different and given their mentally challenged brother a role. He is very good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it helps that he looks like an actual moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no shit genius

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eddie Murphy, Norbit
    Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That should be #1

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's one gay ass list

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this satire? That list is a fricking joke.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eddie Murphy, Norbit
    based?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leo? He plays himself in everything.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know shit but I know Casey Affleck and Michelle Williams do better acting than all of that in Manchester by the Sea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way they'd actually admit that Casey Affleck deserves to be top 5.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that is an amazingly shit list. Makes Letterboxd lists look savvy.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eddie Murphy, Norbit
    Is this a joke list?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >besides Llewyn Davis, I have not watched nor intend to watch any of these

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s our list then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      definitely
      >Tom Hardy, Dark Knight Rises
      >Christian Bale, American Psycho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. Nicholas Cage - Adaptation
      2. Jack Nicholson - About Schmidt
      3. Charlize Theron - Monster
      4. Joaquin Phoenix - The Master
      5. Phillip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
      6. Daniel Day Lewis - There Will Be Blood
      7. Jack Nicholson - The Pledge
      8. Hilary Swank - Million Dollar Baby
      9. Paul Giamatti - Sideways
      10. Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: COTBP
      11. Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler
      12. Sean Penn - Mystic River
      13. Russell Crowe - A Beautiful Mind
      14. Casey Affleck - Manchester by the Sea
      15. Denzel Washington - Flight
      16. Cate Blanchett - The Aviator
      17. Brendan Gleeson - Calvary
      18. Joaquin Phoenix - Joker
      19. Mads Mikkelsen - The Hunt
      20. Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
      21. Phillip Seymour Hoffman - Capote
      22. Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men
      23. Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
      24. Greta Gerwig - Frances Ha
      25. Jake Gyllenhaal - Nightcrawler
      26. Michael Fassbender - Hunger
      27. Jeremy Renner - The Hurt Locker
      28. Rosamund Pike - Gone Girl
      29. Forest Whitaker - Last King of Scotland
      30. Kristen Wiig - Bridesmaids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no Brad Pitt
        throw him up there for assassination of jesse james or burn after reading, he deserves a place on that list if you got Kristen Wiig up there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like Brad a lot but nothing he's done deserves a place in the top 30 imo. He'd probably make the 100 if I could be bothered to do one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Doubt

        If you're going to cite a performance from Doubt it's pic related.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's fantastic, especially from such a short amount of screen time but not the best performance in the film imo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no Eva Green, Penny Dreadful
      the one standout performance of this century and you missed it, guys

      matthew mccanaughey would probably be in it

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