GIVE ME MY FRICKING 50P

GIVE ME MY FRICKING 50P

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor greta lookin grim

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >height is all that matters bro

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eyes bulging with imagined laughs

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is money for old rope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This also applies to his acting roles, in JoJo rabbit he literally had one scene where all he had to do was stand around be a lanky creep and got paid in diamond mines

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lanky co-writah.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NEVER CALL ME AN INVALID AGAIN. FRICKING BALD c**t.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut yo mouf

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone actually not on Steve's side here? The change was clearly his and Karl's assumption he could just take it from Steve without even asking is bizarre.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 50p isn't a big deal of course, but Steve is absolutely in the right and Karl is being very arrogant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karl had just given him a free keg of beer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure that was nice of him but you can't enter into an unspoken transactional agreement with someone where every gift adds up to a balanced telly. Even if that's generally what we do in our private thoughts, it's uncouth to act as if the other person agrees with it.
        I know you're just adding to the joke BTW just wanted to explore the argument

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not up to Karl to choose how Steve repays his kindness. Steve took Karl to the baftas as his partner

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        autists will never understand the exchange of mutual friendship like this. you buy your friends a round, at some point they buy you one, etc, you don’t tally or count it because among friends it’s assumed you’re proving eachother with benefit. the kind of people who tally are the ones who never want to buy a round, tight fisted autists who aren’t really your friend, everything is a transaction that must benefit them. they’re always the ones forgetting their wallet and disappearing when it’s time to buy drinks yet they’re the most dogmatic about “what they’re owed”. they don’t understand what a friendship is intuitively like karl does

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been trying to articulate a way to say what you just posted and yeah. everyone always notices the person who keeps their hands in their pockets or has to pay separately to everyone else instead of just saving time by averaging costs across a group. it's not a complicated form of etiquette

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you don’t tally or count it because among friends it’s assumed you’re proving eachother with benefit
          If my friend pisses me off, the first thing I'm going to do is call him out on how much he's mooched off me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That got nicked. Steve didn't even get any

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 50p isn't a big deal of course, but Steve is absolutely in the right and Karl is being very arrogant

      Karl had just given him a free keg of beer

      it's just polite to give change back to whoever it belongs to regardless of how much it is, then they can say keep it or take it back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a standard of social trust which is violated by Steve just taking the 50p by force instead of waiting for Karl to do the right thing and give it to him of his own accord. Steve is tight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best answer Steve WAS entitled to the 50p, but it wasnt his to claim, it must be willingly relinqueshed by Karl for the transaction to be true and complete, otherwise its theft

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t be a shekel pincher.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The unilateral decision to not pay someone back was fricked up, regardless of context
      You can't just decide to not give someone what their owed without even discussing it with them first, the fact that it was just 50p is irrelevant. Steve, as the one being owed money, is the only person who has the right to let Karl off the hook, Karl doesn't have a leg to stand on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gives you a free keg of beer
        >oy vey but muh 50p!
        shut up ~~*Merchant*~~

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not the point, you're being a dick by just shoving it in your pocket and thinking nothing of it. it's my fricking 50p. what if I wanted to put my change in the charity pot for homeless dogs? yeah. didn't think of that did you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MY FRICKING 50P
            it's 50 fricking pennies, it's nothing to cry over you scummy you tall lanky israelite get over it mate
            >what if I wanted to put my change in the charity pot for homeless dogs
            would you though?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >would you though?
              yeah of course I would. it's 50 bastard pence like you said. who gives a shit? well I do if it means the difference between you having a bag of harribos on the way home or lassie getting the shot to be put down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 50p isn't a big deal of course, but Steve is absolutely in the right and Karl is being very arrogant

      Hi Steve

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one likes to make fun of an invalid

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tall monkey lookin fella

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STOP TALKING SHIT

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People siding with Karl tend to forget in the XFM days Karl was kind of a c**t to them at times, he just flat out wouldn’t show even after they got him days off work

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I thought two blokes I worked with were giving me the day off so they could sit and take the piss out of me, I'd not turn up initially either. makes them more desperate

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sauce drinkers discussing a 20 year old argument for the millionth time
    And I'm loving every minute of it

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me next time when his family dies and we'll have another drink

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't know what you're like Karl, mate i don't know what you're like
      Steve is so fricking funny

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steve got a case of free beer and still complains about his 50p. Cheap bastard.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >admits to committing credit card fraud and stealing £20
    >still paints himself as a good guy because he found the owner and gave his card back later because "I could have taken more"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't even find the owner, he just delivered it to the students council (who probably just took it for themselves)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it were me i would have emptied that shit. Dog eat dog world

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I could have built more lifts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what most people think morality is in the secular age. it’s *not* doing bad things, defined in negation. it’s not the good things you do, it’s the horrible things you want to do but don’t. very fricking weird view of reality based around everything having to think they’re a paragon instead of a flawed person. i can freely admit i’m not a good person because I put frick all effort into it, i’m just polite and nice to people i know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think that’s just how people are
        >yeah i’m a totally selfish most of the time c**t but I could rape someone if I wanted and don’t, so i’m a good person
        Yeah, in comparison to a Black person.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        am I a bad person if I enjoy deliberately causing trouble for buttholes? I haven't done much good but I have done plenty of bad to other c**ts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’d say yeah because the desire is to see suffering, but i’m the exact same way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No poltard it's not about religion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH NONONONONO STEVESISTERS OUR RESPONSE!?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love 50p's, me

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You CAN recognise all the references, right anon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's been a while since I listened to them all but I definitely recognise that smartie in the pig's hand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's the lesbian and Einstein looking couple next to r kid's tank?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think it's Karl's aunt that was dating (or married?) a guy that looked like Ken Dodd.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh yeah, 'Don't mention that he looks like Ken Dodd'... 'Nice to meet you, Ken'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's like a childs tv show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lady with the mirror is like something out of a Lynch film

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for my 50p karl gays

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how much would have been worth getting like this over? A tenner? Twenty?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steve is a midwit psychopath who seethes at Karl being actually intelligent but also a member of the friendly working class while Steve feigns intelligence and cannot mingle in society.

    There’s so many abstract concepts which Karl is able to grasp, but unable to convey to where closed minded midwits like Ricky and Steve could understand.
    People will always like Karl more and Karl achieved genuine companionship while Steve can only grasp at artificial and vain flings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of times on the show where Steve clearly seethes at the fact he's sheltered and middle class while Karl and Ricky grew up on shithole council estates and understand the real world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there’s multiple occasions where Karl is making perfect sense, and even making quite profound points, but Ricky and Steve aren’t perceptive enough and it goes right over their heads.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an autism test like that "where is the doll" comic. The people who don't understand that Karl had to give back the 50p are severely autistic, like Karl himself

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