Give me one (2) reason why Peter Parker shouldn’t be able to spread his spider powers to other people by biting them
Give me one (2) reason why Peter Parker shouldnt be able to spread his spider powers to other people by biting them
Give me one (2) reason why Peter Parker shouldn’t be able to spread his spider powers to other people by biting them
Biting people is gross and rude
Why would he go around biting people?
Because he can. If you see Spider-Man going around and biting people are you really gonna be the jerk who asks him to stop?
Why would he go around shooting webs and crawling on walls. Uh, because he's a SPIDER. Yeah. Get owned.
the only way that makes sense is if his saliva was "infectious" since he doesn't have fangs nor inject venom but that means everybody he made out with would have spider powers which you can't do for obvious reasons
If he made out while his partner had bleeding tongue, sure.
The radiation was strongest at its original source, and was continually diluted through each transfer to the point where after it’s third transfer (original source > spider > Peter) it is too weak to make another transfer, or too weak to have any meaningful effects.
Just made it up, but it would work for me.
1. Peter Parker got his powers by being bitten by a radioactive spider
2. Parker is not a radioactive spider
But isn’t he kind of one. It’s like zombie rules right
>like zombie rules right
>because he's a SPIDER
He makes an enzyme that allows his blood and body to use the spider powers, but the enzyme doesn't transfer through the blood at any significant level. That's why the transfusions are alright.
His cum literally poisoned MJ I don't think he will risk anything else
We ain't talking about cumming inside them, silly.
Why would he put that great responsibility on other people?
Because his powers don't work that way.
Give me one (2) reason why Peter Parker shouldn’t be able to get a girlfriend by aggresively tapping leaves and covering his legs with jizz.
Just like you don't get smarter by eating cow brains.
Because cows are dumb.
We need aliens to invade so we can eat their brains.
You kind of do. You need need brain chemicals to build a healthy brain, you can get them from brains.
T. Not a zombie
Are you sure? That sounds an awful lot like something a zombie would say
Well that would give a whole new definition to bugchasing!
What the hell are you even trying to say there you massive moron? Does your moron ass even know what that meme is? Do you just post images you've seen other people post while saying stupid shit? Shut up.
He doesn't have lil spider pincers. If he did then maybe he would be able to spread his Spidey venom and share his powers but no he's got lame human teeth. Also this thread makes me happy
Miguel has fangs. Do you think he can spread the venom?
Anon, that's moronic, but i'll give it to you if I can get Storm or Rogue's powers after making out with either (both) of them.
Well he did, kind of.
>Give me one (2) reason
ESL-kun, this hurts my brain.
1. Because Peter was chosen by the Spider-God, and the radioactiveness of the spider was a coincidence.
2. No other reason is necessary, as animal gods are a part of the Marvel cosmology.
Frick JMS, he might have wrote Babylon 5, and I'll be eternally grateful for that, but I'll never forgive him for what damage he did to the Spider-Man IP.
Mind you, I hate JMS less than Bendis.
If you let that happen, then Manspider could do the same, and what happens if both of them bite the same person? Two???
Because his mask doesnt have a mouth hole.
Diseases have a limitted infection period. But he should totally kidnap MJ and try different spider radiations to turn her into his spideybride like one of the ultispidey clones god that was hot
it's lame
his mask doesnt have a mouth.
If Bruce got his powers from Radiation and can pass it via blood transfusion to blood relatives does this mean Peter can make Aunt May Spider-Aunt?
>one
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>(2)
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME