Skin and muscle already stretch, idiot, your cheeks are stretchy, with Superman he can probably just do it to a greater ability without causing any harm, like stuffing a whole bomb in his face
1.freeze breath on the bomb
2.Launching it to space
3.Let it explode
4.use his laser eye to do some plot armor shit like destroy the internal clock or the battery
5.use super speed
6.crush it in his hands and curl it in a little ball
7.use lex/jimmy/lois/batman as a meatshield
8. wait for the other heroes to arrive
9. frick the bomb
10. rape the bomb
I'm out of ideas
Would alert them despite the distraction, and moving at that speed in that distance would alert them as well. Maybe he should ask Batman for stealth tips next time.
1. Heat vision cut the fuse
2. Freeze breath
3. Super speed it away
4. throw it up really high
5. throw himself on it as clark kent damping the blast but suggesting it was a dud afterwards
6. clear the area, say Superman pulled them all out
7. grab it as clark run away and say superman saved him
8. Smash a hole in the ground to absorb the impact
9. Tap dance
10. Not be some homosexual toon gays homosexual fetish.
>1
Alerts the crowd >2
Alerts the crowd >3
Alerts the crowd >4
Alerts the crouwd >5
Alerts the crowd >6
Alerts the crowd >8
There's no time
7, 9, and 10 work
Because swallowing the damn thing is any less obvious.
>Because swallowing the damn thing is any less obvious.
Yeah. There's little in audible noise, there's no evidence, there's no gust of wind or sonic boom originating from Clark. It's foolproof. Either that, or shoving it up his ass.
Kind of unrelated but I always wondered if those scenes were you have to cut the right wire in order to stop the bomb would it work to just cut all the wires at the same time?
Bombs like that usually go off on an active low (0 volt) signal, so ripping out every wire would cause it to go off. The goal of cutting a single correct wire is to disable the clock and thus stop the bomb from ever reaching t = 0 (preventing the ignition wire from losing power)
There are many different types of bombs, I'm sure some exist (probably older designs) that you could probably rip all the wires out, but it sure wouldn't be worth the chance.
Clark doing goofy shit like this is fun. I'd be up for a series where Clark has to do superman stuff to save people in his daily life without straight up changing into the costume.
Huh, wouldn't that leave damage to the fabric?
Likewise, I love goofy Clark moments
I feel like that's another aspect of Superman that the movies or shows don't show, Clark solving things with his powers while there are people around and then acting like a fool saying "hey! this is solved."
Superman has a small forcefield of invulnerability that spreads to objects he touches. That's how he can lift a car or plane by a part that can't normally bear that much weight, or how his clothes don't get torn by wind shear
nah if dragonarte has a fetish for anything its of characters waking up from nightmares
like he's drawn characters waking up from nightmares in like half his comics
Because he could just fricking throw the thing and he wouldn't have smoke blowing out of his nose or deafen the people near him with the sound of the explosion going off a few feet away.
because unlike you OP, his IQ isn't in the single digits.
No stretchy powers dumdum
Skin and muscle already stretch, idiot, your cheeks are stretchy, with Superman he can probably just do it to a greater ability without causing any harm, like stuffing a whole bomb in his face
He wouldn't need too. There's about a million different ways to handle that even in a crowd.
Name 10
let the bomb explode and kill everybody
shove it up his ass
crush and crumble it
Fart so hard that the explosion from his Anus negates the explosion from the bomb
Move at immeasurable speeds and kill goku
Getting everybody away from the bomb and putting his body over it
1.freeze breath on the bomb
2.Launching it to space
3.Let it explode
4.use his laser eye to do some plot armor shit like destroy the internal clock or the battery
5.use super speed
6.crush it in his hands and curl it in a little ball
7.use lex/jimmy/lois/batman as a meatshield
8. wait for the other heroes to arrive
9. frick the bomb
10. rape the bomb
I'm out of ideas
>1
Alerts the crowd
>2
Alerts the crowd
>3
Alerts the crowd
>4
Alerts the crouwd
>5
Alerts the crowd
>6
Alerts the crowd
>8
There's no time
7, 9, and 10 work
The crowd is already distracted per panel 2 and he's is nearly as fast as The Flash. Half of those could be done quick enough they'd never notice.
Would alert them despite the distraction, and moving at that speed in that distance would alert them as well. Maybe he should ask Batman for stealth tips next time.
Call Batman for help
1. Heat vision cut the fuse
2. Freeze breath
3. Super speed it away
4. throw it up really high
5. throw himself on it as clark kent damping the blast but suggesting it was a dud afterwards
6. clear the area, say Superman pulled them all out
7. grab it as clark run away and say superman saved him
8. Smash a hole in the ground to absorb the impact
9. Tap dance
10. Not be some homosexual toon gays homosexual fetish.
Because swallowing the damn thing is any less obvious.
>Because swallowing the damn thing is any less obvious.
Yeah. There's little in audible noise, there's no evidence, there's no gust of wind or sonic boom originating from Clark. It's foolproof. Either that, or shoving it up his ass.
Looks pretty audible to me
Nah
Yeah. Just toss it up in the sky at super speed.
Both would pull the attention of the crowd in one way or another
Functionally the same, but valid
He's not the Mask
Thanks. Now I know why its familiar.
just throw it in the air at maximum speed
Kind of unrelated but I always wondered if those scenes were you have to cut the right wire in order to stop the bomb would it work to just cut all the wires at the same time?
Bombs like that usually go off on an active low (0 volt) signal, so ripping out every wire would cause it to go off. The goal of cutting a single correct wire is to disable the clock and thus stop the bomb from ever reaching t = 0 (preventing the ignition wire from losing power)
There are many different types of bombs, I'm sure some exist (probably older designs) that you could probably rip all the wires out, but it sure wouldn't be worth the chance.
The sound would escape and his identity would get exposes
Clark doing goofy shit like this is fun. I'd be up for a series where Clark has to do superman stuff to save people in his daily life without straight up changing into the costume.
>Eat lead, you journalist frick!
>...Huh. Evidently he eats lead.
Funny as frick honestly. I love the gag of people trying to kill clark while not knowing who he is
>How did he survive that car bomb, how?
>He's Superman!
Huh, wouldn't that leave damage to the fabric?
Likewise, I love goofy Clark moments
I feel like that's another aspect of Superman that the movies or shows don't show, Clark solving things with his powers while there are people around and then acting like a fool saying "hey! this is solved."
Superman has a small forcefield of invulnerability that spreads to objects he touches. That's how he can lift a car or plane by a part that can't normally bear that much weight, or how his clothes don't get torn by wind shear
pretty sure that was done with a fetish in mind
nah if dragonarte has a fetish for anything its of characters waking up from nightmares
like he's drawn characters waking up from nightmares in like half his comics
i'm not going to let you convince me that this is a fetish. frick you
> original idea by me do not steal
Frick off.
here's the same joke but with superman in case you haven't had enough of it
He did this more than once in the Lois and Clark series.
The pilot episode, even
What Villan placed the bomb
Hasn't he done this multiple times?
Yes
Attempting to compact explosives into his maw, would prematurely detonate them.
is that spiderman in the background?
yes
Who said he couldn't? I'm pretty sure he's done something like this countless times
clark kent is just a guy and this would kill him
Superman would save him. He's his best friend.
Looks like something Plasticman would do.
I wonder where that Israeli comic artist got the idea from
the full force of the blast would shotgun out his nose, obliterating anything and anyone in front of him
He actually did in canon, if I'm not wrong.
Because he could just fricking throw the thing and he wouldn't have smoke blowing out of his nose or deafen the people near him with the sound of the explosion going off a few feet away.
Clark also goes into a blind rage if people put pennies in their ears.