Give me one good reason he shouldn't be able to do this

Give me one good reason he shouldn't be able to do this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because unlike you OP, his IQ isn't in the single digits.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No stretchy powers dumdum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skin and muscle already stretch, idiot, your cheeks are stretchy, with Superman he can probably just do it to a greater ability without causing any harm, like stuffing a whole bomb in his face

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't need too. There's about a million different ways to handle that even in a crowd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let the bomb explode and kill everybody

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shove it up his ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        crush and crumble it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fart so hard that the explosion from his Anus negates the explosion from the bomb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Move at immeasurable speeds and kill goku

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getting everybody away from the bomb and putting his body over it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1.freeze breath on the bomb
        2.Launching it to space
        3.Let it explode
        4.use his laser eye to do some plot armor shit like destroy the internal clock or the battery
        5.use super speed
        6.crush it in his hands and curl it in a little ball
        7.use lex/jimmy/lois/batman as a meatshield
        8. wait for the other heroes to arrive
        9. frick the bomb
        10. rape the bomb
        I'm out of ideas

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >1
          Alerts the crowd
          >2
          Alerts the crowd
          >3
          Alerts the crowd
          >4
          Alerts the crouwd
          >5
          Alerts the crowd
          >6
          Alerts the crowd
          >8
          There's no time

          7, 9, and 10 work

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The crowd is already distracted per panel 2 and he's is nearly as fast as The Flash. Half of those could be done quick enough they'd never notice.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would alert them despite the distraction, and moving at that speed in that distance would alert them as well. Maybe he should ask Batman for stealth tips next time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Call Batman for help

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. Heat vision cut the fuse
        2. Freeze breath
        3. Super speed it away
        4. throw it up really high
        5. throw himself on it as clark kent damping the blast but suggesting it was a dud afterwards
        6. clear the area, say Superman pulled them all out
        7. grab it as clark run away and say superman saved him
        8. Smash a hole in the ground to absorb the impact
        9. Tap dance
        10. Not be some homosexual toon gays homosexual fetish.

        >1
        Alerts the crowd
        >2
        Alerts the crowd
        >3
        Alerts the crowd
        >4
        Alerts the crouwd
        >5
        Alerts the crowd
        >6
        Alerts the crowd
        >8
        There's no time

        7, 9, and 10 work

        Because swallowing the damn thing is any less obvious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Because swallowing the damn thing is any less obvious.
          Yeah. There's little in audible noise, there's no evidence, there's no gust of wind or sonic boom originating from Clark. It's foolproof. Either that, or shoving it up his ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks pretty audible to me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 10

      Yeah. Just toss it up in the sky at super speed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        crush and crumble it

        Both would pull the attention of the crowd in one way or another

        shove it up his ass

        Functionally the same, but valid

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not the Mask

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks. Now I know why its familiar.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just throw it in the air at maximum speed

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of unrelated but I always wondered if those scenes were you have to cut the right wire in order to stop the bomb would it work to just cut all the wires at the same time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bombs like that usually go off on an active low (0 volt) signal, so ripping out every wire would cause it to go off. The goal of cutting a single correct wire is to disable the clock and thus stop the bomb from ever reaching t = 0 (preventing the ignition wire from losing power)
      There are many different types of bombs, I'm sure some exist (probably older designs) that you could probably rip all the wires out, but it sure wouldn't be worth the chance.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sound would escape and his identity would get exposes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clark doing goofy shit like this is fun. I'd be up for a series where Clark has to do superman stuff to save people in his daily life without straight up changing into the costume.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat lead, you journalist frick!
      >...Huh. Evidently he eats lead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny as frick honestly. I love the gag of people trying to kill clark while not knowing who he is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How did he survive that car bomb, how?
        >He's Superman!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, wouldn't that leave damage to the fabric?
      Likewise, I love goofy Clark moments
      I feel like that's another aspect of Superman that the movies or shows don't show, Clark solving things with his powers while there are people around and then acting like a fool saying "hey! this is solved."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Superman has a small forcefield of invulnerability that spreads to objects he touches. That's how he can lift a car or plane by a part that can't normally bear that much weight, or how his clothes don't get torn by wind shear

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure that was done with a fetish in mind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah if dragonarte has a fetish for anything its of characters waking up from nightmares
      like he's drawn characters waking up from nightmares in like half his comics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not going to let you convince me that this is a fetish. frick you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > original idea by me do not steal
        Frick off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here's the same joke but with superman in case you haven't had enough of it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did this more than once in the Lois and Clark series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pilot episode, even

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What Villan placed the bomb

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't he done this multiple times?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attempting to compact explosives into his maw, would prematurely detonate them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that spiderman in the background?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who said he couldn't? I'm pretty sure he's done something like this countless times

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clark kent is just a guy and this would kill him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superman would save him. He's his best friend.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like something Plasticman would do.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder where that Israeli comic artist got the idea from

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the full force of the blast would shotgun out his nose, obliterating anything and anyone in front of him

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He actually did in canon, if I'm not wrong.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he could just fricking throw the thing and he wouldn't have smoke blowing out of his nose or deafen the people near him with the sound of the explosion going off a few feet away.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clark also goes into a blind rage if people put pennies in their ears.

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