Give me one good reason to watch this movie THAT'S NOT JENNIFER CONNELLY

Give me one good reason to watch this movie THAT'S NOT JENNIFER CONNELLY

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    david bowies bulge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      David Bowie’s package

      That's gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David Bowie’s package

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David Bowie's left testicle
    David Bowie's right testicle

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David bowie's mooseknuckle.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be the Goblin King bros.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The babe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the riddle still confuses me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it was really a riddle, they were just talking shit and both doors were incorrect. Those hands totally grabbed her breasts btw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's sort of a paradoxical question because you can't know which thing they are lying about or telling the truth about.
      If You ask, what the other one would say about the other, than the person who always lies would have to tell you a lie, the person telling you the truth would also have to lie about it, In this case 2 negatives don't make a positive because you don't know which ones the liar or if they lied about the door or about what he would expect the other to say knowing they always lie or tell the truth.
      It's a scenario that plays both ways, like asking a liar what he did on opposite day. You can't figure it out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure there is a clever way to figure it out if you got unlimited questions but she only had 1. Not possible as far as I can tell. Even wrote out a diagram and everything. Maybe I'm just a moron idk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure there is a clever way to figure it out if you got unlimited questions but she only had 1. Not possible as far as I can tell. Even wrote out a diagram and everything. Maybe I'm just a moron idk.

        Sadly you are both morons. Let me break it down for you:
        >the goal is to figure out which of the two doors is correct, not to identify which door is the liar and which is the truther
        >you don't even need to know which is the liar and which is telling the truth to get to the correct answer
        >ask one of them "would the other guy tell me this door is correct" and point to either door
        >if you ask the truther, he will truthfully answer the way the liar would. Therefore, his answer will be false.
        >if you ask the liar, you will get a false answer.
        >therefore, no matter which you ask, if you ask that specific question, you know that you will get the false answer
        >if you know you will always get a false answer, and there are only two choices, just go through the other door.
        Don't ask me to make a matrix I'm too tired.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Since the truth teller and the liar both explained the game to her, were the rules even accurate since the liar was explaining part of it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We know the rule explanation was accurate because she asked the right question and got the predicted response. The riddle bullshit is probably something they can turn off and on at will, since they're magical wall demons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is just like connelly in the movie. Thinks he's got it figured out, but you have no way of knowing what the liar is lying about even. So it's just a 50/50 or its just more unfair bullshit bowie has been pulling from the start.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't need to know what they're lying about, all you need to know is which door is correct. If they're fricking around and there are no rules, it still doesn't matter because Connelly got through. Whether or not the rules were described accurately would not change the outcome in that scenario. If they are obeying the rules as they described them, then you just ask the one question and get the correct result.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to know one or the other before that question works.
                Either know who the liar is or know which door is correct.
                It's a catch 22. Neat thought paradox though.
                So it's frickery or 50/50.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't. The point is that given the rules, if you ask the right question (which is NOT "will this guy / is this guy telling the truth," but "which door will the other guy tell me to use," see

                >>ask one of them "would the other guy tell me this door is correct" and point to either door
                >>if you ask the truther, he will truthfully answer the way the liar would. Therefore, his answer will be false

                not quite right. If you ask the truther if the liar would tell the truth he'd say "no" because that's the truth

                But if you asked him which door the liar would tell you to choose he'd tell you the false door because that's the door the lair would suggest

                So the proper question would be "which door would the other guy say is correct" and then your logic works as intended

                ) you effectively get the same answer no matter who you ask. And once you get them to give the same answer you know which answer is false because it's the only scenario where they both agree
                >if you ask the one who always tells the truth which door the other one will tell you to take he will tell you the same thing the liar will, because it's true that the liar will lie to you. Therefore whatever door he answers is the false one
                >and if you ask the liar to tell you what the other one will tell you he will answer the false door because it's the opposite of what the other one who always tells the truth would tell you and the liar has to lie. Therefore whatever door he recommends is the false one
                In either case the one they tell you to take can only be the false one and there are only two choices so the other door has to be right. You never figure out who the liar was, you just figure out which answer can't be right

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He is just like connelly in the movie. Thinks he's got it figured out
              But she did figure it out. She chose the correct door.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why lie about this? I'm genuinely confused.
                It's the wrong choice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The wrong door led to certain death. If she didn't die then she chose the right door.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't this assume that the truth teller's door leads to the castle and the liar's door leads to certain death?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>ask one of them "would the other guy tell me this door is correct" and point to either door
          >>if you ask the truther, he will truthfully answer the way the liar would. Therefore, his answer will be false

          not quite right. If you ask the truther if the liar would tell the truth he'd say "no" because that's the truth

          But if you asked him which door the liar would tell you to choose he'd tell you the false door because that's the door the lair would suggest

          So the proper question would be "which door would the other guy say is correct" and then your logic works as intended

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just ask each of them to identify the color they're wearing to sus out who's lying. They didn't specify any rules on what questions to ask.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good sets
    good puppets
    Paul Bettany's wife

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASHES TO ASHES
    FUNK TO FUNKY

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    david bowie

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHER FRICKING HOGGLE b***h

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bowies massive cod piece in rights in a children’s movie.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you remind me of the babe

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the power of the babe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what babe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The babe with the power

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The power of voodoo

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One word

    Magic. Dance. Is. Fricking. The. Reason. Why. You. Should. Also. Watch this. Movie

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    incredible set design

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true. and its peak puppetcore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Dark Crystal is peak puppetcore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dark crystal is probably Henson's greatest technological achievement. Labyrinth has more heart, a better lead and a better story.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Didymous was pretty fun. Also you remind me of the babe...

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Jim Henson puppetry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the best practical effects and puppetry you've ever laid your zoomer eyes on. All it's missing is some kino claymation.

      Some of the coolest and most expressive performances achieved with practical effects that have ever been made.

      Worth seeing it once just for its value to film history.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need any more reason than JCon?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the best practical effects and puppetry you've ever laid your zoomer eyes on. All it's missing is some kino claymation.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hogwarts.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Sarah walks through the door and falls down the hole, did you initially assume she'd chosen wrong? How long did it take you to figure out that she chose the correct door? Be honest.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ludo walking across the rocks in the bog.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until I can ask AI to generate a sequel to this movie?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *summons the rocks*

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice set pieces

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, you shouldn't be watching it for her anyway. She was 14.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly disgusting movie
    Very jyyewish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on traditional, pre-Christian European folklore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's as non-israelite esoteric as it gets, actually. Probably the most basic /x/ movie ever and it's made for kids.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie creeped me out but also turned me on as a kid. Prime J Con

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you. The reason is prime JENNIFER CONNELLY. If you don't like that answer frick off and go watch another movie.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: sickfricks

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT JENNIFER CONNELLY
    Honestly she is not the draw to Labyrinth and neither are the puppets. It's always been Bowie. Take him out of it and the movie becomes bland.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The power

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie fricking blows and exemplifies Bowie's creative rut in the 80s. Connelly's performance is really rickety too

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