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A woman goes back in time to when she was still pretty and stalks herself, trying to relive all the sexual exploits she used to have. She ends up getting found out by her younger self and then they
A movie that takes place entirely within the bathroom of a lesbian nightclub
Bitter man at the end of his rope tracks down people posting on Cinemaphile from Apple devices and murders their homosexual asses in front of their families.
Haven't grown out of having a meme folder yet, huh little kid?
Venom movie but the symbiote is a girl and the human is a 160IQ hikkineet
IRL streamer gets stalked.
Psychological thriller.
character is actually in hell, but it's earth
there are very subtle hints that direct the film unquestionably toward pain and suffering but the protagonist can't figure out why all these things are happening
it's also never mentioned that it's hell but it is ostensibly hell for this person at least
the torture they go through is funny to the viewer but horrible for the person
Everyone in the world can suddenly read each others' minds at will
like bling empire, but the oligarchs want to roleplay and pretend to have regular jobs. e.g. they pretend to be google engineer, stock broker, doctor, etc. but don't tell anyone they're an oligarch and then they start plotting to kill everyone who gives them mundane problems that happen to regular people. e.g. they get slighted by stacy and crush her with a 5 million dollar law suit
>task needs accomplishing
>man is reluctant to accomplish the task but is forced to do so by the circumstances he finds himself in
>man puts together a team of badass characters with a range of skills and personalities
>they accomplish the task while dealing with their personality flaws but they have a fun time together and everyone makes cool jokes and does sweet stuff with explosions and sneaking and bravado and karate probably
>final scene is everyone eating dinner together and also the main character gets the girl and everyone is friends forever
>final final scene is the main character winking at the camera as he shuts his bedroom door while the female lead starts to undress
Scientist finds concrete proof that blacks aren't human but are instead demons and tries to share it on social media. The government tries to hunt him down and kill him while suppressing the information.
a man needs to shit but his ass is sealed shut. the film is an allegory for late stage capitalism
13yo kid opens a malicious website and finds out he can never get off it, EVER.
A nerdy high school girl is constantly bullied by the school's cheerleaders, including the head cheerleader who happens to be her older sister. That is, until one day when she suddenly gets the power to make anyone burp, fart, piss, shit or cum on command.
a hood homie trying to escape from a pursuing personification of death that only he can see
the whale, but it is a Cinemaphile jannie or youtube jannie
> Steampunk Lloyd George
In an alternative WW1, David Lloyd George wields a steampunk suit of armour which he uses to fight the hun and to kill Palestinians, with the help of Chaim Weizman, the inventor of the steam punk suit, and Churchill. He fights his rival, HH Asquith, and Asquith's friends and allies Henry James, John Maynard Keynes, and HG Wells, all of whom have steam punk suits.
It’s a workplace comedy but it follows several different work from home employees who don’t do their job and just screw around all day. Due to the film’s popularity and relatability most people had with the characters, employers all but ban working from home and the actors who portrayed them lazy workers were too lazy to help their audiences when they needed them the most
Imagine, there may be people out there right now lifting weights and playing VR golf while getting paid a good salary
The Ring but instead of killing you after 7 days, she rapes you
A hitman with multiple personalities is hired to kill himself.
A 40 year old man who lives with his parents is told to get a job by the end of the week or get thrown out of the house. He spends the week concocting an elaborate scheme to fool his parents into thinking he got a job and then trying desperately to keep up the charade.
What's wrong with him? Why won't he just get a job? Is he moronic or something?
He's a Black, adopted by a white family.
He just doesn't want to
A talking gopher teams up with a disabled squirrel to try and become the president of Canada
Framed in the 1940s for the double murder of his wife and her lover, upstanding banker Andy Dufresne begins a new life at the Shawshank prison, where he puts his accounting skills to work for an amoral warden. During his long stretch in prison, Dufresne comes to be admired by the other inmates – including an older prisoner named Red – for his integrity and unquenchable sense of hope.