>Give the baby back. I cannot allow her to be raised by an unmarried woman.
>Madam, I too work for a cruel and faceless empire. The Department of Motor Vehicles. Let me talk to you bureaucrat to bureaucrat.
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>Give the baby back.
Please do not post that Chinese baby or you'll summon that guy.
???
a guy who makes a poorly drawn webcomic of Maggie and Selma's kid and Maggie is usually naked in it
yes, that
Dumbass did you even watch the episode? That wasn't the mother.
I don't watch Simpson's in order
maybe post a video link or else piss off
Don't respond what you don't know then you massive homosexual
She the adoption agent and you’re a moron.
I thought the Asian characters were a different shade of yellow
Open the OP pic, they are usually shown as a lighter shade of yellow.
Chinese bureaucrat is right. Single mothers are statistically worse for the kids. It's not a give one way or the other, but you want to stack the dice in the kid's favour, not against it.
remember when Ukraine wouldn't adopt a kid to Elton John and his homosexual "husband"?
No, I thought he was dead.
Why did you put husband in quotes? Did they divorce in a hurry? Open relationship? Married for greencard? Was their a scandal around it?
Or just 'gays can't be husband and husband'?
Yes
>buttfricking
>love
>marriage
Pick one.
I'm not saying their union should hold place in a church that's opposed to it, but if they want to be legally bound together and possibly have to go through divorce, then let them.
why do straightoids pretend straight people have never ever done anal sex?
get AIDS and die
take that wiener outta your ass anon, it's clouding your mind
Your the one who literally admitted to being gay, dumbass. Your own response even shows you know it's a bad thing.
I dunno. I figured it was as fake as everything else in show biz.
>Gay
>Connected to Hollywood
What a shock
Didn't statistics say that a single mother has the same pros and cons as 2 male parents and lesbian parents having the most cons. This child deserves a Selma not a Patty.
I wish I had a dad so damn much...
Dad's are overrated
Nah, dad's are awesome. I love my dad.
Negative.
>Single mothers are statistically worse for the kids
Single PARENTS are worse for the kids. If you have a parent who has to work all the time without someone to raise the kids, then obviously the kid is going to have worse outcomes
I thought single fathers tended to fair better. Probably due to having to fight tooth and nail to get their kids so the fathers who'd do a half-assed job just let the mother have them.
Single fathers are better than single mothers, as a group.
American Jerks are going home
Now we sleep for a thousand years
When we wake the world will end
Two more weeks
Disney is paying Jodero to stop doing Selma and Patty art
i wish they would also pay the Chinese baby guy to stop drawing
Imagine.
I don't need to because it's already true. They also pay off or threaten artists who attempt to post any Selma art requests in drawthreads
Wait what the frick? Proofs? I hope more artists get paid off for being nuisances. Sounds cool.
Do people actually still watch this trash? It hasn't been good for 20 years
this episode is a decade old
2005, so closer to 18
Is this another joke about Asians being better at making cars?
No? What gave you that idea?
poor Ling will eventually become a cutter or extreme SJW
Lucy Liu was hot.
>parents who give away their children shouldn't be allowed to demand them back when they feel like it
Nope. It's their biological kid. They might've forced to give them up for reasons out of their control.
>also abortion should be legal
While I agree with you on this anon, what the hell does this even add to the topic? Orphaned babies aren't always a product of their Mom's never planning them.
>They might've forced to give them up for reasons out of their control.
Unless somebody literally put a gun to their head and physically forced them to give up the child, there is no situation where this is an acceptable excuse.
>Can't afford to raise them due to financial situations, the biggest and main reason
>Peer pressure or emotional blackmail by family members
Doesn't mean you get to demand the kid back, dumbass. They're a human being not a fricking library book.
>Doesn't mean you get to demand the kid back,
And why not? It's their biological child. if they became financially stable enough to raise them, they'd have some leeway of wanting custody of their child due to that very fact. Does this seriously trigger you that much anon? Is this hitting a little too close to home given how angry you're getting? Are you just angry knowing your kid will never truly be your own flesh and blood? Because if so, sorry anon. Fate just works in it's own way. Nobody gets to choose, sadly..
The rights involved, in order of importance, are the rights of the child (pertinently, to the best practically available shot at a stable upbringing), followed by the rights of their adoptive parents assumed concomitantly with the responsibilities of legal guardianship (pertinently, not to allow someone else to make free with their ward), and lastly the rights of the biological parents. Trying to reclaim the child later, once you've got your shit together but after you've forfeited the rights and responsibilities of parenthood, is neither good for the child nor for their adoptive parents, and unless their current living situation isn't up to standards then your blood tie won't mean shit to the courts in any civilised country.
>Is this hitting a little too close to home given how angry you're getting? Are you just angry knowing your kid will never truly be your own flesh and blood? Because if so, sorry anon.
No. What about you, do you have a bastard spawn somewhere you want to claim, or are you beginning to suspect this is a losing argument and figured you'd better switch to trolling to save face?
Getting knocked up doesn't take any effort and it doesn't automatically mean you know how to parent. What you're describing is basically how the foster system operates already.
If you give a kid up for adoption why the frick should you get to rip them away from the life they grew up with just because you happened to be a sperm or egg donor
>emotional blackmail by family members
what the frick does that mean
What happens to the parents who were sent to fight in another country and did not know that they had a child and that the mothers gave him up for adoption? They don't have the right to get their children back either?
Correct, you can't just take children away from their legal guardians who raised them and give them to a biological father they've never met.
Excuse you, but you simply cannot put children up for adoptipn unless both parents agree.
The parents randomly coming up and saying "lol giv child back" to probably kill him or worse put him in a chinese sweatshop is absolute illogical bullshit.
Also chinese babies shouldn't be adopted period. There's too many of them. Dogshit genes which don't deserve to thrive.
unfortunately this episode will be forever tainted on Cinemaphile because of that homosexual
why is there no R34 of the adoption lady?
Why not? If they the feel that the person who's now handling their child could be unfit to raise them properly or is abusing them, they should be able to take them back and give them to someone who can.
Because it isn't their kid and they don't have a say? Also in all honestly they're probably not going to put down their meth long enough to check if the kid they gave up is being abused, let alone be sober enough to actually get CPS involved to move said kid to yet another home.
>Because it isn't their kid and they don't have a say?
It IS their biological child, you dumb frick. No matter how much you wanna twist facts. They're allows gonna have at least some level of influence if they choose to get involved with their child, especially if they believe they're in an abusive situation.
>Also in all honestly they're probably not going to put down their meth
Anon, assuming that most parents that give up their newborn child or toddler for whatever reason are neglectful druggies is brainlet tier take. Most of them are struggling financially and couldn't afford to raise a child.
Nah frick bio parents that abandon their kid. Frick all the normie fricks who want to give a medal to lazy fricks who abandon their kid just because they didn't choose to kill their kid instead.
>Gay
>Thinks parents who foster their kids are all abusive fricks
Who hurt you anon? Just be honest.
Did you reply to the wrong post? The frick are you talking about?
>Did you reply to the wrong post?
and
ring a bell? we both know it's you, so don't bother playing dumb.
Okay, so you DID reply to the wrong post, and now you're being defensive about your mistake. It's all right, man. Fricking relax a little.
Nope. I was clearly replying to you originally. I put those two there because I knew that was you obviously samegayging. How hard is that to get?
>There's a 3 minute space between the other post above you.
Really couldn't wait, could you, kek.
Did you forget to take your meds today?
But he's right.
and
are literally 3 mins apart.
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that baby is now older than Maggie for some reason
ha ha eventually she'll be as old as Bart and start making her move on him
>Bart: But Ling, we can't. We're cousins. They outlawed that in this state two years ago.
>Ling: It's ok, Bart-kun. I am only adopted.
Same with the octuplets, and Apu's nephew started as a kid and he is an adult now
More points to the reality warping Homer theory
But why would Homer want Lisa to be a woke pick-me-girl brat?
maybe if he molested Lisa she would chill out
I doubt it. Maybe in the future when Hollywood is desperate enough to hire us, I could write an episode about Lisa developing an allergy to soi or harming an animal by forcing it on her diet, killing the vegan streak
How bad do you think the writers' strike will get that they hire Cinemaphile posters as scabs?
>How bad do you think the writers' strike will get that they hire Cinemaphile posters as scabs?
How badly do you need the film industry to become fully centralized and militarized?
I don't think the world is ready for the Simpsons featuring explicit Bart/Lisa incest scenes in every episode.
The world isn't ready for anything anymore.
Wasn't this episode literally the writer self-inserting his and his wife's adopted Chinese kid?
>Abortion homie has literally no idea about the episode he is commenting on, and is also moronic
Pottery
gay farmers
A lot of shitty third world countries will straight up steal babies to basically sell to rich western couples.
Ethiopia and Chile stand out as examples.
>also abortion should be legal
Only for rape victims, others have no excuses.
t.Virgin and/or christcuck
this thread is not only still up from last night but it's gotten so off-topic that one wishes the Chinese baby guy would just show up and post his comics to derail the thing
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>Al Jean episodes
Frick that shit.
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Hello completely unrelated first post that wants to vent off whatever real life politics are present in the OP and doesn't care for a bit about the cartoons!
I hope you don't mind the watermarks and foreign language caption, but alas, I don't care about your opinion either! Hope you enjoy gasping at those straws! XOXOX
Abortion should be mandatory.
It's not about the parents' convenience, it's about sparing the rest of us from the presence of the offspring of people too moronic to use condoms. Intelligence is hereditary, after all.
should high-IQ parents be allowed to abort?
Wouldn't that be a soft admission of them lacking emotional intelligence?
When did we as a society start pretending to be above jokes against the DMV.
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