>Give the baby back. I cannot allow her to be raised by an unmarried woman.
>Madam, I too work for a cruel and faceless empire. The Department of Motor Vehicles. Let me talk to you bureaucrat to bureaucrat.
>Give the baby back.
>Give the baby back. I cannot allow her to be raised by an unmarried woman.
>Madam, I too work for a cruel and faceless empire. The Department of Motor Vehicles. Let me talk to you bureaucrat to bureaucrat.
is crazy that the baby barely appeared after that
outside that schizo's MS Paint comics
wut
Tell me more
Damn it's been years at this point hasn't it? There was a weird schizo that would make really ugly mspaint comics of Maggie and Ling aged up to their tweens, like his own weird All Grown Up AU. Nothing explicit he'd just post so much trash then get defensive about it.
Died from second hand smoke inhalation
this bullshit was literally the writer self-inserting his adopted Asian daughter into the show. not even kidding.
wow, didn't even know that
no the most bullshit thing is that we saw this baby age 2 years while maggie still a 1 year old baby
She is now older than Maggie for some reason.
So are the Octuplets
the simpsons signed a deal with devil flanders to stop their aging and slow down everyone else's
Ling will become a sadly fricked up mess who is promiscuous as frick, cuts herself, and is an extreme SJW.
thus is the usual fate of adopted Asian babies which white couples takes in
Why do kids adopted by white couples hate their parents so much?
They're fricked up people with no real identity. They can't really relate to their parents nor other people of their own race. Also a lot of the time rich white liberals adopt non-white babies as a social justice/fashion statement and don't really care about the kid as a human being.
>a lot of the time rich white liberals adopt non-white babies as a social justice/fashion statement and don't really care about the kid as a human being.
What kind of bored sociopath would adopt a kid for that reason?
There is also the issue with how adopting a healthy white baby is really difficult. They're not easy to come by and most of the time adoption agencies only have non-white babies they want to unload.
Aren't like 40% white? Or are they way too old and/or are mixed ones classfied as white?
It's easier to find family members to take care of kids in first world countries with mass communication.
The fact of the matter is the majority of "orphans" back in the day were simply abandoned.
Thanks for the information. Awful thing to just ditch your kid.
Back in the day there weren't any condoms
They knew where babies came from too.
lizard people trying to seem human
The weird ones were just adopted as accessories with which to virtue signal, the they let the nanny raise them.
S11E5
>there is no war in Ba Sing Se
My headcanon is that Bart divorces Jenda in the future episodes because he fricked Ling when she was a high school senior and she caught them in the act.
>Jenda starts wondering where all their money is disappearing to because he's using it to buy Ling gifts and she gets knocked up so he has to pay for her abortion
>eventually she walks into the living room one day and finds Ling deep-throating Bart on the sofa
that's hot
Who and who
>Who and who
b***h that Bart is married to in the future episodes who is voiced by Amy Poehler? Doit.
surprised how Ling has almost no fanart
Yeah it wouldn't even need to be that fancy or anything. Just MS Paint would do.
Non-HD Era watcher, when did the Simpsons go to China?
And how little of their many fricked up shit did they omit?
In Season 16. Pretty bad and cringy episode overall. Also this episode was pre-HD season.
It is also banned in China and Hong Kong due to multiple references to Tiananmen Square
So just the surface level shit everyone knows about
parents who give away their children shouldn't be allowed to demand them back when they feel like it
also abortion should be legal
Dumbass did you even watch the episode? That wasn't the mother.
What happens in a lot of third world countries is the parents are enough told that the adoption is a permanent thing, usually they sell it as a temporary foster situation. I think it was Ethiopia that got in trouble for that.
Chile used to strait up steal babies from single mothers to adopt out and just tell the mother they died.
There's a lot of money in trafficking kids even for more or less legitimate reasons.
There is something extremely fricked up about adopting
It's sold as this incredibly generous thing to do
It's not
You are exploiting the poor women who can't afford to raise their own children
Nobody wants that, no girls dream is to grow up to go through pregnancy only to have to give her baby away
And it's selfish too, kids ten and older never get adopted it's just women selfishly indulging in their own biological needs of play pretend since they were too busy with money and fun to get pregnant themselves
Chinese bureaucrat is right. Single mothers are statistically worse for kids. It's not a give one way or the other, but you want to stack the dice in the kid's favor, not against it.
Disney is paying Jodero to stop doing Patty and Selma fanart.
i wish they would also pay the Chinese baby guy to stop drawing
Lucy Liu was hot.
why is there no R34 of the adoption lady?
I'm more concerned about the lack of good rule 34 of Ling herself
Her name is Ling? That some lazy shit right there.
>Under the one-child period, women would often have an abortion if they knew that their future child was to be a girl. The consequences of these policies have been a shift towards gender inequality in favor of males at birth with resulting long-term demographic and socioeconomic repercussions
better adopted than dead.
What a moronic law made by moronic people, they should have introduced women's rights movements of they wanted to reduce the population
That's the thing, they kind of did because they didn't want to come of as sexist. So now between the fact there's a 20 men to 1 women ratio in China now, there's the 'independent woman' meme.
the episode was based on writer Dana Gould's actual experience going to China and adopting three daughters with his wife.
he mentions in his act on occasion
once apparently someone asked him "are you going to teach them English?"
those kids are in college now and if Gould's podcast is to be believed, they're doing OK. ("The Dana Gould Hour" is a good podcast.)