GIVE THEM A MOMENT FOR PITY'S SAKE

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for Petey’s sake
    Wait who’s Petey?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Petey Munchbag, the dwarf with the hammer don't you remember

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was he the one that killed Sauron?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No that was Gandalf's father, i'm talking about the dwarf that sleept betweeen Frodo and Sam

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No that was Sourmans father Bane.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Jackson

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking OP can't even meme right. What a loser.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they were once men for frick's sake
    What did Aragorn mean by this?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate borimor so much its unreal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      breasts or gtfo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're 9 years old or a woman
      Boromir is the heart of the Fellowship

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sneed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Character is boring
      >Name is Boreomir
      Bravo Hackson

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad take anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting, but I have to ask your opinions on master and commander

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the person you're asking but I think Master and Commander is great, and it's a very manly movie. These Navy soldiers sail into the unknown, because they love their country, and so they're willing to die at sea for it. I think when humans have a collective love for something (like their country), they can accomplish great feats.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good thing he died DISGRACED LIKE A LITTLE b***h then, aye?
      zero redemption
      aragon spat in his face right before the light left that betrayer's eyes

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pity stayed Bilbo's hand.
    Who is this Pity who has all this influence?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BY NIGHTFALL THIS BOARD WILL BE CRAWLING WITH TROONS

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this scene starts
    I sleep until the next movie comes on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong you wake up right when they leave the elves place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he sleeps through the Argonath scene
      What a pleb.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    proof a man of passion can derail an entire enterprise

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character merely wants to borrow the ring
    >call him borrowmere
    bravo GRRM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i kneel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pfff hehe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick was petey? pippin?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He is the man who works for Sauron
    >call him Sauronman

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    by nightfall this mcdonald's will be swarming with slags

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      id shag them all, save for the really fat one standing up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what they’re there for lad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's breasts on the left, and black clutch + bunny ears third from right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      31245

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      slooba

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still Sharpe...

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this an AI thread? Any other humans here?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      beep

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here, but I wasn't actually in the thread and I was on the front page. I also don't think there are any bots on Cinemaphile, and you shouldn't either. I mean, look at the reply times of the first and second reply to your post. The first was a whole 10 minutes and mine is 20 minutes after you posted. Why would a bot take that long to post? It wouldn't.
      Anyway, there's my attempt at reassuring you that Cinemaphile is very stupid humans and not bots.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Osama Bing Chilling Joe Biden Wake up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we should start turning all Sean Bean threads into Sharpe threads. We need more Sharpe threads on this board.

      >still Sharpe...

      We need MOAR Sharpe references.
      >Obedia as Sauron
      >General Wellington as Gandalf
      >Patrick as Sam
      we need to do better lads

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE MINES OF MOIRA POSTER!!!!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gf cried when goose AND boromir died
    is she the one, bros?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't get emotional when boromir died you don't have a soul. So yeah having a girl that actually appreciates manly sacrifice is a good thing.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a balrog of morgoth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you say

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come nightfall this part of Gaza will be crawling with Jihadi's.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf's fireworks

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why ddi frondo even want the ring anyway, surely boromir would have made better use of it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ring would have made him evil. I'm surprised you don't know unless you haven't seen the movies. Everyone (even powerful people like Gandalf and Galadriel) refuses to touch it. Boromir held it for a moment and wanted to keep it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boromir knew it was his duty to take the ring, he wasn't weak enough to get instantly corrupted by it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Boromir knew it was his duty to take the ring

          Taking the ring would have been theft, which is an evil act, which means he was already corrupted. I'm guessing you don't believe in anything if you think stealing is fine.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sauron is the original owner though, it was stolen from him, shouldn't it be given back to him?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              boromir was just so pure, he knew that the ring belonged to its rightful owner
              and he needed to be put down to maintain the status quo
              indeed, that's what tolkien meant with that character
              he was too pure a man to exist among such cruel fricks (the fellowship) and he would NEVER be twisted to evil's whims
              truly, they should have entrusted the ring to boromir alone

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, sadly only his useless brother survived.
                Now bring me some juicy tomatoes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                tomatoes didn't exist in europe during the third age
                your mockery of tolkien's lore is noted, and you shall be judged in eternity sir
                by the lord Uwu Iluvavatar himself

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was corrupted without even carrying it yet

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn't corrupted, he was just desperate enough to latch on to anything that would save his people.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you don't think he was corrupted, you must not think much of his strength of character

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. His desire to protect his people clouded his judgment. He felt the weight of his responsibility to his people.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

          The ring uses a person's wants and desires against them. Boromir above all else wanted to save it's people so the ring used that to corrupt him at a moment of weakness, which was redeemed later.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides that of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.
      Basically in the Council of Elrond (which was not organized by anyone; everyone, Boromir, the Elves, the Dwarves and indeed the Hobbits just happened to go to Elrond at the same time to ask for counsel due to fate), they are saying that pretty much there's no alternative but the fool's hope. And everyone fell quiet when the time to choose a bearer came, because they realized that it was an impossible task. But when Bilbo (and later Frodo) volunteer, which is implied to be because of the ring's hold on them, Elrond realizes that it is fate that's driving this mission, and to fate he leaves it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why didn't elrond go with them?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was meant to be a stealthy mission which is why Glorfindel, who is even stronger and less burdened than Elrond, did not accompany them.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the ring was so strong how come golem kept it so long and so did bilbo baggins too? boromir was corrupted by aragons sword first and foremost

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't women understand LOTR?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh learn to take proper screenshots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf loves the films

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She might love them, but she still doesn't understand them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perpetual infantility

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt gandalf teleport frodo into the magma

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the 10th Chinese member of the fellowship Pi Ti not appear in any of the scenes?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boromir is the only character that shows any empathy to the Hobbits in the film.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      But also this

      proof a man of passion can derail an entire enterprise

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatched it last night
    I don't like how Arwen replaces Glorfindel, the scene is better in the book
    I like the changes they make with Boromir's death scene

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      glorfindel isn't needed when gandalf serves both roles. I mean you can't have both an overpowered elf and a wizard, same reason why they omitted bombadil, he doesn't even confront sauron. It would have made sense to include him for a rescue mission like if frodo got kidnapped and held in a dungeon somewhere by the nazgul, he seems more like a character that belongs soley in the silmarillion or the second age, his powers are wasted in the third age.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        but frondo did get kidnapped and held in a dungeon, and il bombillido did rescue him, but they didn't have time to include all that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good way to introduce Arwen and actually have her do something, and it's a nicely shot scene
      t. horse lover

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would have followed you my brother. My captain. My king.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a serial offender of making low quality shitposts in LotR threads but then I see this shit and I automatically tear up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it bros

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, there is weakness. There is frailty. But there is courage also, and honor to be found in Men. But you will not see that.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My first act as King... Will be to commit a war crime and make clear that envoys of any nature, including peace negotiators, will be slaughtered on sight

    What did he mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knows rohan will veto any resolution that condemns his war crimes. It's realpolitik

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Castle doctrine. Lots of Mordor was actually lawful Gondorian land, like the Black Gates, Minas Morgul/Ithil or Cirith Ungol. He was just dealing with some murderous squatters.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *plops down in chair*

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE NEED TO FIND A BONFIRE TO SAVE AT, ARAGORN!

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Boromir knew it was his duty to take the ring, he wasn't weak enough to get instantly corrupted by it.

    The ring uses Boromir's goodness to corrupt him.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so much deja vu is aligning today, i think i might finally die
    wish me luck guys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does me calling you a homosexual cause a deja vu for you too?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe?
        i've certainly been there once or twice before, but it's pretty muddled
        anyway, god bless

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