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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHH MISTER MORDEN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This line lives in my head, without payment, and will pop up at the most absurd times. Not that I'm complaining.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Next time,hold the line.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there used to be a proper smarmy c**t boss at my work and every time he walked into the room my brain automatically thought this kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you want, Cinemaphile?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want you to go away

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want my board to reclaim its rightful place on the imageboard. I want to see Cinemaphile stretch forth their hand again and command the medium. I want a rebirth of glory! A renaissance of power! I want to stop scrolling through the catalog like a man late for an appointment, afraid to hit F5. I want us to be what we used to be! I want... to
        discuss actual films and television, the way that it was. Does that answer your question?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MR GARI BALDY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sigh
      Hello Ambassador

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bernie Sanders watching Gaza being bombed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets into alliance with a notoriously evil genocidal race
      >"No!! Not like this!"
      Gets a chuckle out of me every-time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shadows themselves only ever struck Narn military ships though. The bombardment of the Narn's homeworld was entirely the Centauri's doing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          so basically identical to what the USA and Israel are doing now.

          • 4 months ago
            anonymous

            >now
            dont they always?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The mass divers... kill people?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was more of a "wait we are going in with the ilegal big stuff?" As if the bunch of lunatics above him wouldn´t start at orbital bombardment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bernie is emperor Turhan who tried to reconcile Centauri republic and Narn.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf was wrong with Joseph Michael Straczynski? Lennier managed to go through the series keeping his dignity and then he gets an episode (or was it movie?) where he turns into a turbo-incel school shooter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're exaggerating. It was literally just a moment's weakness, he saw an opportunity to remove his rival and his dick took over. He came to his senses in time to undo his mistake too, but Delenn had already seen what he did and he couldn't bare the shame of it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was a Minbari Shaolin monk, he should be above this kind of sperg outs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how modern woke Hollywood writers and moviemakers will butcher Babylon 5 reboot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A reboot was in the works. Also, there´s the animated movie from this year.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there´s the animated movie from this year.
          and it is amazing how shit it was
          it's amazing how people told to make sci-fi almost always make sure to make it the most boring slop possible

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's Lenier doing in a car? He's motorcycle caste

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reveals himself as an utter bastard, traitor and a pervert incel
              >leaves forever

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing personnel, kid

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I must go, my planet needs me *dies offscreen*

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did they do this to Lennier?
                Why did they make G'kar a cuck?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did they make G'kar a cuck?
                What?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He put his false eye in the room with Sheridan and Delenn after they got married.

                The best person was actually Londo since he was exactly as he said he was.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That makes G'Kar a peeping tom, not a cuck, you illiterate moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Woohoo?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be honest, name a more iconic duo than B5 and atrocious movies.

            [...]
            Reboot? Oh hell no.

            Don´t worry, it seems it´s dead on the water.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              imo only Legend of the Rangers was quite bad

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I liked most of B5's movies

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully they get a bluray release in our lifetimes now that they've released B5 on bluray.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good, just a matter of different tastes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                In The Beginning was kino. The President's speech was one of the best in all of B5, a show with no shortage of great speeches.

                ?si=X4ZunTvHjkXKz5R4
                Thirdspace was pretty good too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A reboot was in the works. Also, there´s the animated movie from this year.

        Reboot? Oh hell no.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's being written by JMS himself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isnt't, it's writing by the dreadfull copycat Eiben Scrood

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            JMS has talent but he needs to be kept on a leash. one case where producer meddling was for the better

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have faith that JMS would create a quality B5 product if left to his own devices. He's about the only writer in hollywood right now (well him and James Cameron) that I have such faith in.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have faith that JMS would create a quality B5 product if left to his own devices. He's about the only writer in hollywood right now (well him and James Cameron) that I have such faith in.

              wasn't Sense8 pretty much just a full-blown gay orgy on screen? maybe he needs to be reigned in

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was down to the influence of the Watchowskis. JMS himself doesn't seem very sexual. He's so autistic that he separated from his wife because he wanted to be alone, but still financially supports her. He must have some rare type of autism that doesn't stop him from understanding people, because he writes great characters and their motivations and interactions make perfect sense.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                JMS is what happens when an autist's single autistic interest is human interaction

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering it's the original writer/director it'll only be as bad as he turned out to be since the 90s.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You now remember that Audrey from 'National Lampoon's Vacation' was a Psi Corp intern in B5.

          People change and no man is an island. 'Sense8' should be warning enough of what current year JMS would do with a new Babylon 5.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're exaggerating. It was literally just a moment's weakness, he saw an opportunity to remove his rival and his dick took over. He came to his senses in time to undo his mistake too, but Delenn had already seen what he did and he couldn't bare the shame of it.

      he was a Minbari Shaolin monk, he should be above this kind of sperg outs

      JMS did Lennier dirty

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, but it was the actor Bill Mumy who originally came up with the idea that Lennier was in love with Delenn.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bill Mumy who originally came up with the idea that Lennier was in love with Delenn.
          being in love is good, going into an incel rampage when you are supposed to be trained in serenity is not, specially when he was always a loyal guy, if you want to make him a conflicted guy with temper issues that's ok too, but set it up from the beginning

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Mumy was pretty upset about that since it was inconsistent with the character he had grown to respect but there wasn't much he could do about it so he sucked it up and did his job.

      Imagine how modern woke Hollywood writers and moviemakers will butcher Babylon 5 reboot.

      JMS's worst impulses were tampered down by contemporary societal mores and PTEN (one of the few good things they did). Given free reign now after decades of bad influences encouraging his crap side, I don't have much hope for something that will live up to the original or even be congruent with it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Given free reign now after decades of bad influences encouraging his crap side
        Speaking of which, you should hear him hawking his new book. It sounds all kinds of awful where his poc female lead was oppressed by Drumpf analogs.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neurotic israelite writer sabotages his own project

      many such cases. this is why its important to tard wrangle the writer and not give them full reign.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basebylon 5

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love drinking, gambling and orbital bombardment of Narn colonies.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind
    >>Ten years after the Earth-Minbari War
    >>The Babylon Project was a dream given form
    >>Its goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully

    >>It's a port of call
    >>Home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers

    and aliens wrapped in 2,500,000 tons of spinning metal
    >>All alone in the night
    >>It can be a dangerous place but it's our last best hope for peace
    >>This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations

    >>The year is 2258
    >>The name of the place is Babylon 5
    Yep it's Kino time

    Also, HUMANS don't belong in the Mutai!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ye-eesssssssss Londo?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never be so satisfied by a TV show ever again
    It's okay, I saw the peak of the mountain and know the truth.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and we were robbed with Crusade's cancelation.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eiben Scrood

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep Space 9 is just as good, maybe better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both good, but on a whole B5 is better, setting, writing (for the most part, comedy sometimes falls a bit flat) casting, worldbuilding

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand why s5 turnt out the way it did. Surely he simply could have built up to the stuff we saw in War Without End, stuff during that period, and then after. Still amazing the son of Sheridan and Delenn remains to this day an unseen character.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should have kept the Drakh the same as they appeared at first too. Went from actually unique and unsettling to generic reptile men. Dime a dozen - they wouldn't remotely stand out in something like Star Trek. Only the stuff with the Keepers remained cool

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Should have kept the Drakh the same as they appeared at first too
              Do you mean the blurry weird guys?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. This shit was so bizarre and alien compared to generic stern reptile men

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand why s5 turnt out the way it did.
            They weren't sure there was going to be a S5 so they wrapped up the series in S4. When they got S5 they had to basically tack on plot to fill it out. The S5 series finale was filmed as the S4 season finale. That's why Claudia Christian was in it despite leaving the show at the end of S4.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They weren't sure there was going to be a S5 so they wrapped up the series in S4
              I understand this but why write it the way he did? It's so odd.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I understand this but why write it the way he did?
                Because he wrote S1-S3 with a plan, had to change the plan in S4 and then change it again for S5. He still got to tell 95% of the story how he wanted to tell it though. But all those changes affected the quality.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but even with all this outside meddling you would have thought the season would have took up to the events leading up to what we saw in War Without End and then the stuff afterwards before Sheridan dies/ascends. Instead it's weirdly stuck in the years and years prior to what went down on Centauri Prime in WwE, and with events that weren't all that captivating to watch. The stuff with Londo finally becoming Emperor and the forgiveness scene and all that is stuff I'd have thought would have been far early in the season rather than like the last 1/4

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        >reveals himself as an utter bastard, traitor and a pervert incel
        >leaves forever

        Why did they do this to Lennier?
        Why did they make G'kar a cuck?

        Lennier was unironically always very racist, his end wasn't surprising

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the show that turns your childhood upside down also introduces your new fetish
    >sexy manipulative c**ts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil women were always the best on this show.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lyndisty is my 5fu

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talia Winters was hands down the best woman in the show.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Talia Winters
          the magical Black gave her telekinetic powers, but didn't remove the psy-corp bomb from her brain, what did he mean by this?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's epside bad:
            >I had to murder them because the noone should have that power!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to revisit Dead On

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where every man has gone before

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was a good double burn.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you have?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming STDs have been eliminated by then, yes.
          Were there any ugly women on the show? Londo's oldest wife is the only one I can think of.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those actors that died at 60
    Really get a feeling this show is cursed sometimes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they film inside a toxic container like the Stalker actors?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of, most of the sets were in what used to be a bathtub factory. And apparently when it was hot weather the place stank to high heaven because all of the toxic materials used for waterproofing had seeped into the building.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no wonder they all died

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The thing is all the early cast deaths weren't associated with it.
            Sinclair - extreme paranoid schizophrenia that he'd been struggling with beforehand
            Franklin - aortic dissection
            Zathras - motorcycle accident
            Zach - prolonged pain killer addiction
            G'kar - cancer from being a chain smoker for years

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene with him and G'kar in the elevator is still one of my favorites. I miss Babylon 5 and Exosquad so much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the one where they are waiting in front of an elevator

      ?si=7y57HXKn_uxjTo3z&t=70

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, ambassador?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what are you gonna do, Mollari, huh? Blow up the island?
    BLOW UP THE ISLAND? BLOW UP THE ISLAND?
    BLOW UP THE ISLAND? BLOW UP THE ISLAND?
    BLOW UP THE ISLAND? BLOW UP THE ISLAND?
    BLOW UP THE ISLAND? BLOW UP THE ISLAND?
    BLOW UP THE ISLAND? BLOW UP THE ISLAND?
    BLOW UP THE ISLAND? BLOW UP THE ISLAND?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      those were what we in the business call famous last words

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't deserve it, felt real sad for him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      all centauri deserve it for what they did to the narn

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is really excellent corned beef. You have to get just the right mustard - the brown with the seeds, not the yellow kind, and not too much of it! If there's too much, it irritates the corners of my mouth. Oh, would you like some? I know they haven't fed you since you got here, that's at least two days. Besides, it's lunchtime. Isn't it? ...Isn't it lunchtime?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was the first episode my dad watched with me, and he found the whole thing fascinating

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is really excellent corned beef. You have to get just the right mustard - the brown with the seeds, not the yellow kind, and not too much of it! If there's too much, it irritates the corners of my mouth. Oh, would you like some? I know they haven't fed you since you got here, that's at least two days. Besides, it's lunchtime. Isn't it? ...Isn't it lunchtime?

        Nooo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe JMS studied psychology, and that episode is all about classic interrogation methods. It's a small act of kindness to get you to identify with your captors, it's a small concession, to try and get you to agree with your captors, and it's a small concession for a small reward, you compromised yourself for half a corned beef sandwich, and you claim to be a moral authority?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but this image of Kosh out of context makes me laugh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a transformer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a B5 blooper reel the other day and Boxleitner flubbed a line three times in front of Kosh. The actor in the Kosh suit just gave a sad little shake of his head and it was the funniest fricking thing I have seen in ages.
      Babheads understand.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME (YOU)s GIVE IT OR I'll RIP IT FROM YOUR POSTS ANON ELECTRON BY ELECTRON, ALL OF IT ANONS, ALL OF IIIIIIIT

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez, go out for a smoke and chill out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >g'kar canonically raped londo
      >londo is still the bad guy cuz muh colonialism past

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh go resprese someone

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Babylon 5 have such a convincing set compared to DS9 with one tenth the budget? B5 had a lot of cool unique areas and felt like a real place. DS9 just had the promenade and Quark's.

    Also,
    Ivanova > Kira

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being thoroughly pre-planed helps.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because things were designed with realism in mind. It's why the CGI still looks decent (except for some of the moronic alien ship designs)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS9 in space also felt really small, specially compared with the other Star Treks, Babylon 5 managed to feel big despite the shitty CGI

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        DS9 was just a mediocre space station scrolling above 3rd grade world. It becamse important space hub by chance. B5 was a huge interstellar project.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but i don't mean just the station that felt small, everything felt small, when they had the war with the Defiant and all that, it always felt small, they never showed the the ship around a huge star like Star Trek usually does, maybe it was a style decision

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but i don't mean just the station that felt small, everything felt small, when they had the war with the Defiant and all that, it always felt small, they never showed the the ship around a huge star like Star Trek usually does, maybe it was a style decision

          or when they traveled to Bajor they just did a shot inside the shuttle, and then teleported to the planet, they never showed the scale of space, approaching the planet and all that

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Budgets in sci-fi are a b***h and a half.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trek was never about that honestly. Ergo teleporters.

              in TOS, TNG, and B5 they still managed to make space feel big, if TOS and TNG specially always had those big shots of the Enterprise around a star, in B5 despite the shitty CGI space felt darker and more ominous but that fit the setting, not sure why in DS9 it felt so small, still enjoyed it though, just an observation

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                in B5 hyperspace felt downright menacing in spite of the shitty CG, actually flying through it in a Starfury would probably be terrifying IRL
                that one scene where they chain the Starfuries to guide the explorer ship back to the gate, and then a shadow swoops in and takes one of them out and disappears into the "fog" before anyone gets a good look at it gave me nightmares as a kid
                meanwhile the wormhole in DS9 gives zero sense that you're traveling outside of the universe through some unknown dimension, it's just an over-the-top lightshow that seems to lack continuity
                the only thing that ever came close to the sheer spookiness of hyperspace in any Star Trek show (aside from VGER, but I don't think that really counts) is the pitch black space in Where Silence Has Lease from TNG season 2
                but even then, as soon as it's revealed that there's an intelligence behind it it loses its edge somehow

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only thing that ever came close to the sheer spookiness of hyperspace in any Star Trek show
                TOS had some cool stuff, like that space amoeba when Spock goes inside

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                TOS really feels like a horror series sometimes, too bad the other series couldnt capture that tone

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                space is scary, lonely, dark

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trek was never about that honestly. Ergo teleporters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ivanova > Kira

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe being less religious tipped the balance for that anon?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I haven't even seen DS9 in full and have just begun to watch the show. Love Ivanova, love Kira, don't know why we have to pit the two against one another.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we could pit them against each other in a mud wrestling fight, and they kiss and make up afterwards.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love B5 but i feel like its the opposite. B5 you can see the walls move and shake sometimes when they open doors and shit. The overall aesthetic is great but I think the production desing is higher in DS9.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an infinite budget looks better than one that had to make do with the change found under the covers
        Wow amazing discovery sherlock.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agree with both of you. B5, especially season one, lacked the professional slickness of the DS9 sets, but it still managed to give a better sense of place and feel larger, which it had to as Babylon 5 was meant to be a much larger station than Deep Space Nine.
        The two things that really stick out in B5 are the computer interfaces, which were chunky by today's standards, and the excessive use of paint treatments on the walls that were trendy at the time like stippling.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Think most of Babylon 5's computer displays were made with contemporary computers, probably an Amiga, while the LCARS in Star Trek were physical props.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            sovl

            forced soul

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gebäude
          kek, it had to be an autistic german creating this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >production design is higher in DS9
        Who can forget the "turbo"lift

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ivanova > Kira
      this is only true because they had to downgrade after best girl denied the role for some reason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you watch the first few episodes in HD you can see the cardboard and the tape on the walls.... but they fix that shit as soon as they get a budget.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think they redid the Zócalo early on as it looked tiny compared to later episodes.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stands there and looks cryptic in your path
    How do you react without appearing mad?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him what the hell he wants from me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell him to get off his encounter suited butt and do something

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting killed?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask them to strip, so I can finally experience, first hand, the furious eternal love of our lord Jesus Christ.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      say nooo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly bro with the way you act I'd almost prefer the shadows just kill me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him what it means to be touched by Vorlons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell him his eyeball looks like a Martian anus from War of the Worlds and wait for his reaction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Uh.. you don't get to bring friends."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok boomer

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im going to cum gkar!!
    >not before me!!!
    >arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Susanna Luchenko get any love?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the books? Maybe there.

      reminder Claudia Christian did playboy

      Check The Hidden movie.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder Claudia Christian did playboy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugh, worst character, worst girl
      Delen>Leeta>Dureena>Elizabeth>>

      [...]

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come Garibaldi's I AM ITALIAN moments/remarks were never obnoxious as Susan's I AM RUSSIAN AND israeli moments were? The actor was more charismatic? Or guess cause he's Italian-American so believable as one, unlike the obviously American and non-Russian actress for Susan reminding everyone constantly of what she is obviously not

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeees

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Italians are way more likeable than fricking israelites you dumb meatball
          bagna cauda is fricking delicious btw I make it every time I have artichokes

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jerry Doyle was Irish-American. He described himself as
          >a mick from Brooklyn playing a wop from Mars

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's the better Bruce Willis

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What's with the hat?
              >Keeps the rain off my head.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine watching Babylon 5 now with Bruce Willis and convincing him that he was Garibaldi.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I worded that wrong. I know Doyle wasn't Italian-American but he's believable enough as one. The American actress for Susan with her American accent going on about being a Russian isn't the same.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Jerry Doyle was raised around Italians and cpuld replicate their swagger accurately. There is no such thing as a Russian israelite, only a Russian and a israelite, Claudia Christian was familiar with neither and just did a halfassed Russian larp.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is wrong. Amazingly wrong. Russian israelites are very distinct from other israelites, particularly non-Eastern European ones.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worst was Commander Lochley's "I'm a rough and strong Texas cowgirl" routine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Delen
        she was supposed to be a troony, but the producers stopped Straczynski from going to crazy with the gay shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She still posts bikini pics and sells signed copies for charity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh man an ivanova/lyta sandwich, just needs talia thrown into the mix and i could die happy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Lyta, but i also really wanted to see where the Talia/Ivanova lesbo allusions would go

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Surname is Christian
      >Plays a israelite
      What is this, opposite world?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Understand this, /misc/lari, I can never forgive the Chudtauri for what they did to my trans sisters. My community will never forgive yours. But *I* can forgive... (You).

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Franklin has really started to grow on me upon rewatch. His speech in medlab after getting stabbed hit too close to home. Actor died way too young RIP

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. When I first watched it, I didn't like him because of the sick kid episode. I agreed that he overstepped. But on re-watch, I can understand his perspective more, and now I'm not sure.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite side character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viniri, Neroon, Lorien, Kosh

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Londo and G'Kar fighting predicted Cinemaphile

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who knew

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you? Why are you here? What do you want?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TikTok

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello, Mr. Morden.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Space Above and Beyond to round out the 90's sci-fi shows. How is Sea Quest?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barely remeber it, but there´s a big change in the show from one seson to the other, and it wasn´t for the better.

      >Why did they make G'kar a cuck?
      What?

      The eye thing? IDK, that anon is hallucinating.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it as a kid. Underwater trek basically. Not great not awful.
      I recently found out the actor that played cute smart kid in it killed himself soon after.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Zack

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I finally watched it. I loved it and cried like a b***h during "Sleeping in Light". Haven't watched anything after that though, so need to watch the movies and Crusade.

    Are they worth it?

    Also, after hearing that JMS wants to do a reboot, what are the chances it'll actually be a sequel? I feel that Sheridan didn't really die, but rather was taken somewhere to kind of put his essence on ice, as if some day it'll be reborn in another body, mostly unaware of who it was before. I got the feeling that this "reboot" could partly be about that. Perhaps Delenn and Sinclair, too. Three important people destined to meet and change the fat of their people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No the movies range from average to suck. Better to leave your last memory of it with that. Watch the movies a couple years from now when you have an itch for more b5 content before starting your second watch of the series.
      Crusade is fun you can watch that just try to think of it as it's own separate thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      JMS has called his plans a "reboot" and the main character will still be called John Sheridan. Though it's looking unlikely it will go ahead. Bruce Boxleitner is still in good health but dunno how it could be a proper sequel with the actors playing Delenn and Sinclair both being dead.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, I meant more of something like

        >Set many, many years after B5. Lets say a thousand or so.
        >New races, lots of history, etc
        >Part of the story could focus on 3 characters starting to have flashes of past lives, whatever
        >They're new characters entirely, but a reveal could be that they are Sheridan, Delenn and Sinclair reborn into a new bodies

        Why would they be born into new bodies? Dunno. Why is it called Babylon 5 when B5 is gone and there were no more Babylon stations? Dunno. Just throwing out ideas. Doubt I even want a reboot as watching this show meant so much to me. For me it beat Farscape as my favorite sci fi of all time.

        Anyone read any of the books? I recently bought the first Centari prime trilogy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that could work, anon.
          I've read the Psi-Corps trilogy and the Centauri Prime trilogy and enjoyed them both. I'd also recommend 'The Shadow Within' and 'To Dream in the City of Sorrows'. Both canon and both kino. The first one is about the voyage of the Icarus to Zha'Ha'Dum and the second is about what Sinclair was doing after he left in season 1 and before he returned in season 3.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Excellent. Sounds good, man. Also, I watched the new animated movie after the series. Really didn't like it. I'm glad JMS made something B5 related and that all the remaining cast are having fun, but it just didn't feel like B5. The books may be a good route for me. I plan on reading them once the kids have been put to bed. Comfy times, I think.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zha'Ha'Dum
            That should be 'Z'Ha'Dum' but I was spelling it from memory and I'm after a bottle and a half of malbec.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch In The Beginning and Thirdspace, they're good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you like babylon 5 they're extra content worth giving a chance but the show is generally better overall
      the movies are more like hour and a half long episodes that drag on

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't watch Legend of the Rangers, Sci-Fi Network tier garbage

      Frick you TNT

      Crusade was meh with some blinks of good but mostly meh.

      I really liked Max and Galen

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my memory is hazy... is this the home planet from Coneheads?

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Ms. Kelsey

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful woman who deserved to be a bigger star, if only so that I could coom to her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's her best attribute?

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you TNT

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crusade was meh with some blinks of good but mostly meh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crusade was kino

      You now remember that Audrey from 'National Lampoon's Vacation' was a Psi Corp intern in B5.

      People change and no man is an island. 'Sense8' should be warning enough of what current year JMS would do with a new Babylon 5.

      she was a cutie

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NIG'KAR!!!

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last, best thread on Cinemaphile

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a little disappointed we didn't get to see the Telepath War. Psicorps always felt like the final boss to me, but Sleeping in Light was perfect

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind Lenier being a simp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lenier was naive and a simp, but his honor and competence always put him above that, that episode just kind of erases it and makes him go turbo-incel mode

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its such an oddity that smart scifi like this is essentially dead. you get something like Expanse which starts promising, then, even before amazon, becomes a pandering vehicle for social media addicts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If B5 had been made today it would be no different. It's just not possible to make good scifi or good anything really anymore. Everything has been poisoned by politics and atheist religion of social justice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Production costs have declined in real terms so in theory there should be more diversity in offerings now but that's not the kind of diversity that's blessed by the secular religion. Until the commissars are dealt with, not much of value will be produced.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, babylon 5 is very political, but not in reference to something current. you can read into the narn and centauri from more than one angle. its timeless.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before shitphones and social media and the 24/7 news cycle politics was something you picked up and put down and went on with real life. It didn't worm it's way into every facet of our lives with an unending stream of homosexuals and big brother trying to control your every waking thought. B5 understood this and used politics correctly.
          The B5 that would be made today would not and it would be a poor reflection at best and in reality we know it would be a horrific mockery of everything that b5 stood for. Our greatest nightmare would be a b5 remake attempt. There would be surer sign that the shadows have won than that abomination coming to fruition.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Expanse is awesome and just a more realistic version of B5. Only thing missing is the alien ambassadors and just because they decided to go with the 'ancient aliens are dead' mystery route. Don't be upset just because there's brown people and downtrodden. The Narn are just the damn Belters.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's brown people and downtrodden
        it should be a classist issue and not race. the last 3 seasons its just brownie belters.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Putting the expanse together with b5 in the same position would be a crime punishable by execution in a just world. Never post here again you are trash.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Belter stuff was fine. The Naomi-Marco-Filip shit is what sucked donkey dicks. It had nothing to do with them being brown. There were tons of brown people before that storyline, especially Belters, and those parts were often good. We didn't need multiple seasons of a Thanksgiving dinner tier family argument. Make them light skinned, blue eyed and blonde and the story would still suck.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Make them light skinned, blue eyed and blonde and the story would still suck
          Yes but it still would have been better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i sentence this anon to a death of personality, so that he may serve as a janny to the other anons he wronged, serving the community

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's nice to meet you sir, I am but a humble monk seeking knowledge of all the universes religions.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          May His merciful Shadow fall upon him.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lochley can suck the left side of my wiener while Ivanova works on the right

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I go now for sci fi?

    Nothing can be as good as this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a few in the ballpark but b5 will probably forever stand alone atop the mountain.
      Best I can suggest is farscape or the first two seasons of battlestar galactica.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    god bless the executive who okay'd the B5 HD version. i dont mind the 4:3 at all, i think i actually kinda prefer it. gives you that old timey TV feel

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a guest star episode
    certified kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      even tho both typecasted him this was the better ep compared to Voyager

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and his character/murder persona here was named charles, like in childs play which i think is a cool little nod

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is a reboot happening or not? IMDB doesn't show JMS doing shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      something animated possibly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and into the trash it goes

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've turned into a pickle, garibaldi!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok so
      the rights to the reboot were bought by the CW
      then the CW got sold to some new conglomerate who put a hold on new projects
      so the reboot is up in the air and nobody knows
      i'd rather they not do anything instead of something shitty

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Pretty much everyone on B5 is dead now.

    And Shatner just keeps going.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's pic related all about?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has good boobas, weird ass.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently a bunch of little moments got cut from the initial UK broadcasts on Channel 4. 'TKO' was dropped entirely from S1, so maybe they were just trying to save us

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw they didn't include Sinclair and Kosh in the toast.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought it was a bit weird how they all seem to forget him, especially garbal since he was supposed to be the closest to him

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are all Kosh.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you produce reverse-correct infospeak goodfacts while nuking civilian population centers to demoralize the enemy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now post your face after being outwitted by an hologram and getting your ass nuked.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's Bester bests someone episode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i watched the whole series without realizing that Bester had a fricked up arm, i really lack the power of perception

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it wasn´t much of a physical role to be noticed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but once somebody points it out, it's very clear, also awesome that the actor managed to be so menacing while being a manlet with a fricked up arm

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's with his arm?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i couldn't find a video on youtube highlighting it, but his left arm/hand seems to be useless or have a fake hand, you can see sometimes when he is holding papers, he is putting them under his elbow, never using the left hand, maybe also when charging his gun? it's not highlighted on the episode so you just have to pay attention

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the actor was recovering from a heart attack when he was casted for another role in b5. They gave him bester after and was kino since

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen this show before. Is it worth a watch if I like TNG, DS9 and Farscape?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely, it's like DS9 but better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      yes, but once somebody points it out, it's very clear, also awesome that the actor managed to be so menacing while being a manlet with a fricked up arm

      A good role performed perfectly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      without a doubt, B5 and farscape are two of the few scifi shows that successfully pull off a long burn plot arc (also battlestar galactica), andromeda is fun too if you liked all of those but it's a bit hammier and the quality is overall a bit lower, while still being fun as frick because kevin sorbo is a gem

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Cinemaphile project was our last, best hope for advertizing
    >....it failed

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Babylon 5 is one of the best imo
    A lot of fun to watch

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf were they thinking

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >b5 thread is still alive somehow
    >no drama
    This is the best b5 thread we've had in years I shall not soon forget it.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bishop Brennan playing the judge in b5 is pure kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE DID INFECT ME WITH THE PLAGUE

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    B5 x Sopranos crossover episode when?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't that the Garibaldi episodes?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you in the Rangers?
      >Am I in the WHAT?
      >Whatever you wanna call it, "Anla'Shok"
      >That's total crap, who told you that?
      >Dad, I've lived on-station all my life, I've seen the Nightwatch come with warrants, I've seen Whitestars docking at 3 in the morning-
      >So? You never seen a Narn freighter dock at 3 in the morning carrying them special flowers?
      >Do Narn kids ever find religious tracts and a Minbari quaterstaff while they were hunting for Easter eggs?
      >I'm an Earth-Minbari interpreter, everybody automatically assumes that you're a religious nutjob... it's a stereotype, and it's offensive!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A spin-off about the shenanigans of N'Grath the giant mantis crime boss would be kino.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my earliest crushes. Show needed 100% more Lyta.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw ywn a mommydom telepathic sex with her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go from a stunt woman to actress to CEO of one of JMS's companies because you frick him

      women live life on easy mode

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >easy mode
        you still have to frick JMS
        i would rather work in the uridium mines

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I AM UBERCHARGING INTO HER

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the actor, but I was so sick of Byron by the time he died I practically cheered when it happened

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay Bester

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's got that goofy cute "i will protect her" kinda look

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have ended up with zack

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad JMS's cuck fetish wouldn't let it happen.

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the most cucked person on B5? Sherridan steals his waifu and then he just kinda leaves like wtf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >then he just kinda leaves
      He also dies off screen according to the finale

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking at JMS's body of work he clearly has a cuckold fetish. They butchered Linniers story arc for no reason.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a damn shame, there was so much well written personality to lennier's character that developed very naturally, he and vir are my two favorites after londo and g'kar

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >claudia christian fricks off from season 5
    >for the spoopy halloween episode we get captain sex candy's dead heroin junky gf instead of ivonova resurrecting marcus to tell him how she felt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was so disappointed Marcus wasn't in the day of the dead special. At least Mr. Morden showed up for a bit, that was fun

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >claudia christian fricks off from season 5
        >for the spoopy halloween episode we get captain sex candy's dead heroin junky gf instead of ivonova resurrecting marcus to tell him how she felt

        Marcus never died

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how he went to Lennier

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you make Narns in Stellaris?

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to post about Leyton in a Star Trek
    >look for a Star Trek thread on Cinemaphile, there is always one
    >there is no Star Trek thread
    >but there's a Babylon 5 thread

    Pure fragging magic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trek schizo, so far, is unaware of B5, so let's enjoy the superior patrician discussion here

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        /trek/ is a fricking mess, horrible thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never noticed, I can't remember any other trek actors on B5 apart from Basedter of course

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        dwight shultz is in an early season episode. there of course is also the g'kar episode in Enterprise where he is a leader of a higher tech humanoid race and the episode in TNG where he plays a romulan. lets not forget jeffrey combs as well and many other guest stars across the whole scifi-tv-sphere. its always a delight to see

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the makeup, he completely disappears into the role

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i cant imagine how modern cgi fests in media just drag down your ability to immerse yourself in a role as an actor. the sets are faked in computers, the costumes, the props, nothing ever looks real to audience and crew alike.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's so much you just don't get. Like there are moments in B5 where you can tell Katsulas is emoting barely-suppressed rage through nothing more than his eyes and the faint creaking of leather from his costume as his posture tenses up. That kind of thing *can* be faked for a CGI-based product, but they never bother to make the effort.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure?

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys we're eating breen today.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than spoo.

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he based?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the definition of cringe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay insane moron named after a shitty place
      Yeeees

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on Nero, he sold the insanity very well. Vir being the one who killed him was a pure unfiltered kino moment. Also the scene after where vir is depressed and drinking because of it. His conversation with londo was one of the best dialogs in the whole show.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was one of the best dialogs in the whole show
        This show is filled with good dialogue. It's arguably it's best point

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP this thread came at an inconvenient time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way Sheridan completely outplays this smarmy b***h and that general has to come in and contain himself as Sheridan just smirks with his entire body is hilarious.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's what Sheridan is best in

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aside from nuking aliens you mean?

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Dureena to steal my semen

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am Colonel Ari Ben Zayn of Earthforce Internal Affairs and I know all about you OP, just another hotshot who posts threads without real quality posting experience! As of right now, I'm in charge!

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has been an honor getting a B5 thread to bump limit. Godspeed friends until we meet again in the next one.

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the Dilgar?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For any hardcore Babylon 5 fans, there's a pretty well-written fanfic about the Dilgar War that's called "The Dilgar War"

      If you recall Deathwalker, the Dilgar war criminal in season 1, Earth Alliance joined in a war against her race about 30 years before B5 takes place.

      Someone wrote a 100 chapter story about that war. Some original characters, some B5 characters directly, and some relatives (Garibaldi, Franklin and Sinclair's fathers were all in the war).

      It's mostly told from Jha'dur's point of view, recounting the war to the Minbari as she's in exile/imprisoned by the Wind Swords of the Warrior Caste.

      The guy who wrote it says the version online was the original draft and there is a proofread version out, so what you'll probably find has a lot of basic editing errors (you're instead of your). But the actual story itself, the battles, the characters, they're really good. If you're a fan of B5, I *highly* recommend it.

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