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diamonds
diamond is my wife. viper is my brother.
STARTING
"Dick is" Diamond
I hate Bradley's dopey kid so fricking much
Sabrechad myself. Diamond looks odd, like a childs face pasted on some amazonian body.
>tfw no 6ft diamond gf
jeez she's fricken massive
im from belfast lads. reckon i can land that redhead contestant?
You better be a weathered, bald football hooligan, those get all the mean b***hes
not in belfast lad. belfast mean bird's love pretty boy boxers.
QTS
Jesus Betty is a fricking ogre
Why does Irish insist on adding so many pointless letters to people's names?
It wasn't even on the screen long enough for me to read all of them
they should get my wrestling waifu Jordynne Grace
looks like a fat bloke with a tummy tuck
Never go full roiddyke
is she like 4 feet tall or why the frick are her upper arms so short
Lmao her biceps look like my Fatboy arms. 22 inch pythons don't count if half of it's fat
Sturdy specimen
Her offspring will kill many Persians
>will die because of steroids before 50 because Scott Steiner called her fat
Based BPP
official gladiators competitions i miss power rankings
1.that one where you shot the gun at the gladiators and they shot tennis balls as you
2.the one where they threw you off the mountain you had to climb
>1.that one where you shot the gun at the gladiators and they shot tennis balls as you
Totally forgot about that event. Was good.
>they're holding each other's thumbs behind her back
What did they mean by this
thats the kind of camaraderie you only feel comfortable with if youve had a 3some with ulrika together
Showing off how small she is
She looks so young there that it's actually startling.
>she's squeezing their nipples
>they're not squeezing hers
missed opportunity
Thumb wrestling. You should always be training and dominating bro
>Wesley Snipes
Makes it better you mean.
Can anybody guess which one was a full blown crackhead?
My two favourite gladiators starting
Female gladiator rankings:
>Diamond
>Sabre
>The short Asian one
>Fury
>Comet
>the rest
Same rankings as me, good taste
If I put myself up by 2, could I then start playing defensive and just focus on stopping the other contestant and win?
so wheres this diamond x redhead contestant porno then
Wish Diamond would pick me up like that
any hardcore pornstars like this?
Brandi Mae.
I hate that I love breasts so much. I could honestly be lured off a cliff or into committing violent crimes just with the promise of touching a nice pair of breasts. Frick these animal urges! I wish to be free of them! But I can't! I need the boobies! Nipples please I must suck them! I must feel the mounts and caress them and worship them and lose all my humanity by their mere visage. All logic, all emotions, all everything betrayed by a simple female breast. I'd swim an oceans length. I'd dive from a mountain top with no parachute. I'd fight a million venomous snakes and bears and walk across the antarctic bare foot for just one squeeze! Oh lord! If you were to pluck my eyes from my head I could still see them in my minds eye! Those beautiful peaks with pointed nipples on top waiting for me! Woah is this tragedy of a life that I can not have in my hands a womans breasts 24/7!
big fan of how the female gladiators get turned on and just start manhandling the birds and grinding on them and picking up and smacking their arse and all.
SIRS
indian gonna poo on the opposition
>no black vs white today
what a shame
>57
boomer bros its our time
>57
Holy shit he's going to get absolutely destroyed. Injury's aplenty incoming
Wolf was the oldest Gladiator (at the time) and he was only 47.
This poor guy is going to feel so much pain
Roided Pajeet vs Black grandad
PoCs are here
Threatened by a little competition Timmy ?
the black is 5 foot 4 and the other is a pajeet who needs to workout 24 hours a day just to not look like a manlet
Black don't crack
Have to admit that for me, it's Athena
Athena Chad's rise up.
holy frick dem thighs
They should make Diamond and Sabre do that handstand thing (naked)
god we have some literal dwarfs today
Holy crap these guys are midges
5 foot 4.
kek
And they gave that Black person the one that's 6'6", it never even began
>manlets thrown out the club
I've taken bigger shits
DO YOU FEEELLL THE POWER, OF THE GLAAADIIAAAATTOORRS
Hope they introduce more variety in the events in series 2.
Getting a bit bored of the same events each week.
Also there should be female only sexually aggressive events.
AWOOGA!
>objectify
Doesn't exist because people who attention behave/dress in a way that attracts it.
Diamondbros…
She could definitely sit on my face.
Is he a manlet since Diamond is 6''?
hes 5'11
shes wearing 6' heels
why does he look so sad? if Diamond was my amazonian gf I'd be happy. "There goes the joyous man," they'd say as I walked down the street, "there goes the man who is always smiling because he has an enormous but still proportionately aesthetic gf"
He's insecure because he's a bit on the short side and unattractive compared to the demigods his woman regularly cavorts with.
He's trying not to show emotion in front of his Amazon woman.
No one will ever top Jet.
Have you been listening to the Gladiators podcast? "Gladpod"? It's all Jet all the time
It's okay but it's more aimed at people who want to reminisce about older series. I'm interested in the new show.
No, I'll have to check that out.
>Sabre, this cute Asian contender, and Diamond. Covered in oil. Doing painful yet sexy things.
Was the best in the series so far for me
How come the female gladiators just used to be athletic but now they are full on mesomorphs
natty vs juice
A lot has changed in the fitness world over 30 years, my friend.
Plus, most of the 90s female Glads weren't bodybuilders at all. Gymnasts and athletics specialists mostly.
the first gladiators wasnt famous when they recruited, so just got some slags who wanted fame
now its girls who want to shill their protein powder
>just got some slags who wanted fame
They were pretty much all headhunted and then had to complete the physical trials.
.... and of course the 90s producers would have still then picked the ones they thought would look best on TV
Must have been hard for them to find fitness girls that weren't already making porn of themselves.
Are they? Women weightlifting was only normalized in the past 10 years. Before then only weirdos with mental illness actually lifted heavy weights in the gym.
Honestly, in this picture it's much easier to see that the guy is juicy than the woman.
>juicy
did you mean juicing?
well duh if you juice you get juicy
How have you never heard that expression before? Someone who is juicing is juicy.
Diamond has to be shopped here.
The guy's Gladiator name is literally "Giant".
I mean the size of her. Though she is a big girl.
Because that's boring to watch. The folk still watching these have fetishes.
Why are there so few games
It's the same ones every week
the beeb has had budget cuts to pay gary linekars wage
It's only series 1. All the money went into building all these sets so it's no surprise there aren't many
watch where?
its on channel 1 uk
where do people with normal teeth watch it?
>dev
iplayer
yeah just sign in
kek
>yeah just sign in
see
>can't even spoof his location
the absolute state of you
get lost, kid. You'll never make it with the wolves.
vpns are a scam
>Wolves
Holy shit you're pathetic
yeah, used your blacked login for the bbc account
Just be yourself.
Those 90s trainers really were something else
Reebok pumps were cool.
Maya Jama. Shes dating Stormzy.
>In 2018, a tweet that Jama made when she was 17 surfaced, which detailed her laughing at a tweet that mocked dark-skinned black women. After being accused of colourism, she apologised, stating that she was "an ignorant, stupid child" when the social media post was made in 2012.[25]
>Between 2014 and 2019, Jama was in a relationship with British rapper Stormzy; their break-up inspired his 2019 song "Lessons".[26] In 2021, it was reported Jama was dating NBA player Ben Simmons.[27] In August 2022, the couple reportedly ended their engagement.[28] As of August 2023, Jama has reunited with Stormzy, having been photographed holding hands in Greece and on a date night out in London in October 2023.[29][30]
state television channel 1 sends something a bit different here
Did they bring back the nerfball course?
itt: closested homosexuals
>Gladiators will just swing over the manlets heads
I keep doing a Frank Spencer Some Mother’s Do Have Em impression when they mention Betti’s name and my missus doesn’t get the reference.
You did a woopsie?
piss off the neighbour and wreck the house maybe shell get it then
for me, its viper
ngl I find legend’s whole ‘heel’ act hilarious
God I wish one of these women would kill me with their bare hands
>DEV
>I have a medical condition that prevents me from closing my legs
I think Ulrika had the same condition
Fricking VAR
The truth:
Sabre > Diamond
Don't wanna be a fence sitter but I would take them both
I'm inclined to agree
wheres this from?
pre gladiators?
be 6' and go to a gym once
>wheres this from?
I googled Gladiators Sabre & her real name, this was the top result
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/bbc-gladiators-sabre-star-sheli-28484818
Would take Diamond to breed tall sons
Me with the snorkel
Diamond is very pretty but Sabre fricks like a fighter jet.
how do you frick like a fighter jet?
Same way you frick a vacuum cleaner
watch her hips when she's on screen. you'll see it.
>how do you frick like a fighter jet?
power, destruction, and pure domination
VERTICAL TAKE OFF AND LANDING
You have to put a lot of effort in, and you end up with your wiener burning. Just like with Sabre.
thinking a lot about this
Okay...? I was looking at Sabre's breasts, personally.
Lovely.
neuron activation
>shitty tattoo
sabre is such a slag
Paki got robbed, clearly scissored again
Just FYI, Sabre’s a lesbian
No she's not already seen her BF on insta
I CAN FIX HER
Nice
ill trade you her OF for diamonds one
I could fix her.
Source? Or are you talking out your arse
Sabre > Diamond > Dynamite > Comet > Fury > Athena > the rest
Couldn't even tell you who the rest were tbh
Viper gonna cheat
the contestants showing off their muscles with two giant beasts behind them is just funny
What a surprise, the 57 year old was too slow to climb the wall. Who could have seen that coming
Did the bbc just go full diversity with the casting or was the pool of applicants really so bad they haven't had to resort to getting these scrubs last few weeks
its held in london, there is a disproportionate amount of whites in it
It’s not held in London, it’s in Sheffield
Sheffield mentioned.
It's in Sheffeild you dingus. They mention it every episode
>Did the bbc just go full diversity
answered your question in the opening sentence, bro. The BBC is institutionalised diversity central
Sabre just never stops wiggling
She walks like a pornstar
>Like a pornstar
Probably is in her spare time
What young woman isn't nowadays
>FURRY
Sheffield mentioned
How do I get a blonde gladiator gf bros
Betti ded
>tfw Sabre will never wrap her arms around you like that
Steele is 2 stone heavier than me and I'm a fricking skeleton. Is he like 5'5"?
>Height: 6ft
There's no fricking chance. I'm 6 inches taller and would need to be about 70lbs heavier to look the way he does. That doesn't seem right.
Legend struggling to keep his legs closed
why do they all have porn names?
for their porn careers
I'm pretty sure they're deliberately taking it easy on 57 year old Paul
it's basically like wrestling. The original Gladiators was the US version in the late eighties
It was a different time when Gladiators was conceived
It was created before Joss Whedon so people could have goofy over-the-top names without them stopping to mug at the camera every five seconds.
the men are gonna get destroyed here
What would be your tactic on the duel game?
Prod and poke
Hit the gladiator with my stick a lot
Sweep the leg
Irish bird going to finish the eliminator before betti even starts
>athena
indiabros...
There is no way that Gladiator didn't throw herself off. I call bullshit
uppa fricking raaaa lads. athena's got a big hoop but the taigs are too strong.
Is that Baby Spice?
who goes out in public dressed like that?
Pretty people like her and me, you uggos should stay home tbh
I need SNU SNU
betty has solved the meta
I knew Sabre before she got famous and it grinds my gears coomers have spoiled my gym wife
bet you wish she'd grind more than just your gears haha no but really she was probably disgusted by you
I followed her on instagram 🙂
how did you know her?
youtube?
What was she like pre-fame?
>I knew Sabre before she got famous
Sure you did. And my dad works for Nintendo
Post sexy photos
Sabre just flew over my house
Why are there no female villains
Plot twist, they're all villains
chuckling at this lad hitting the gladiator like it was a brick wall and then the gladiator calls him a manlet kek
Old man falls over
Old man does a Biden
>flossing on boomer
how do we come back from this
Sums up modern Britain
betti miracle incoming
Holy shit you called it bro
Almost everything before the travelator is pretty much pointless if one contestant can't hack it
you called it
ireland always bottle it. we cant compete with anglos physically
youre so weird mate.
hes not wrong tbh, celtic genes etc.
How do you respond without sounding like someone that makes everything about race?
Quite low to the ground compared to the 90's British version.
reminds me of the running butthole challenge
So they definitely filmed this whole series over like 2 days right?
>women
>ropes
EVERY TIME
>Women and the rope
Name a funnier duo
Your mum and my wiener
Troons and the rope
heh
fricking brutal. need the rope banned from the women's eliminator. such a ridiculous equaliser.
Ah yes, let us lower the standards to suit women, people like you are the reason the West is dying
Women and men are different and should be treated differently. That was the reality for thousand of years in the West. You are actually the reason the West is dead.
He's a cuckold freak projecting his fetish onto fricking gladiators and pretending he's irish so he can feel humiliated. He's demented.
Cory everson was perfect for gladiators st the time. Still young, good looks, hot and athletic
Perfect
Yum
Betti looks more Irish than the Irish bird
There’s a celebrity gladiators airing on the BBC in May, with Steven Bartlett and Greg Rutherford as the male contenders, and Lucy Pinder and Hayley Atwell as the female contenders
>bottling a 13.5 second head start
What did she mean by this?
The old man's going to be fricking destroyed by the eliminator, poor bastard
Knees won't be able to take it
see you next week bros
Vintage>>>>>>>>new
Always a pleasure watching this show with you bros over the past few weeks.
See you next Saturday?
yup
Much love anons.
This new show has cut out all the guitar spots from the theme tune. What the frick. Fricking bullshit
this is the proper version:
not to mention all the rest of the original soundtrack was also iconic and unsurprisingly it's all been ditched.
The original Eliminator music added at least 80% more awesome to watching the contendors battle it out for the win
Someone made this just for you then
and this
Those videos sound like shit, might as well listen to this instead, it's the full soundtrack
and it's fricking awesome
Kino lineup.
I want Sabre and Diamond to take turns crushing my torso with their thighs
this, but armpits
Aren’t you concerned about the smell?
armpits are an excellent source of smell
Yum
I just want Diamond to lie on top of me and crush me with her enormous size, we can have clothes on, it doesn't have to be a sex thing
Show's over, this thread will die in a minute
Show's over m8.
Imagine the smell.
Zara Larsson is peng
Yeah, I could totally rape her.
waste of time putting a grandad on the show
I'm so lonely bros
Too big
Post wheyfus
another Cinemaphileaggot containment general
another? where are the others?
Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile chad here. They're the only 2 good boards, mainly thanks to me but still.
>They're the only 2 good boards
They're the most reddit-infested boards safe for /misc/ and Cinemaphile.