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alri de lads
it’s on at 7.30 today mate
wtf why
Just a note for everyone, it's actually at 7:10.
Don't turn up late.
damn he's right lad because of the rugby
you've fricked it
Why should I watch this instead of japanese lady wrestling?
based torachad
No.
Does Japanese lady wrestling have giant cotton buds?
Soon
Awooga!
will the thread make it to 7 30..
hot
I prefer the real Diamond
damn that is a 10/10 pit
I would like to crawl in there and die
It was a different time.
That homie on the lookout for predators
She needs TWO GLADIATOR wienerS in both her holes
as far as they'll go and even farther
gtfo Vince
I bet Ulrika got slammed every which way
Only by Hunter
does she do porn?
wonder where she is now
Can you imagine if she puts you in a head lock and your mouth and nose are pin right in the middle of her armpit....
Source she cute
You have to be 18 to post here.
She's an old roastie on twitch. She was in a few episodes of Entourage
Don't do this to me
sasha grey zoomer
You know, there's a universe where she pulled a Riley Reid and kept making films as she aged into milfdom.
I want to live in that universe.
who is this?
Diamond from American Gladiators
mommy
>On top of it, readers will be interested to know that she even worked as a model for quite a few years and has been featured in popular publications like ‘Playboy.’
someone do the needful
google images is your friend
women used to be so beautiful
That pit geometry!
i did and fake bolt on implants and very very low body fat do not make a good combination
link
More like Diamonds
Why can't whoever they cast as Wonder Woman have a physique like this?
>tfw no 6ft diamond gf
>Diamond literally looking and posing like a JoJo character
Holy fetish batman
That Asian dude will never be Wolf.
dont be rude to shang tsung. he's great.
holy frick look at those lats
my frickin dick
She has some big ass breasts
suck that gut in pyle
I forgot about this, now I'm going to search some compilation videos
DO YOOOUUU FEEEELLL THE POWER, OF THE GLAAADIIAAAATOOORRS
There's my wife
I'm enjoying this new series more than I thought I would. Though to me it seems the Gladiators are going a bit soft on the contestants in some games, more so than the 90's show.
'ealth and safety gone mad.
Rawr.
kek at the socks and trainers.
No one in this comes close to Jet
care to provide proof?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VHtNn4slX8U
Look how the Jet grabs the contestants on the wall. They're not doing that in this new series.
I'm not usually one of those "stomp on my balls mommy uwu" guys but being brutalised by prime Jet would be the highlight of my whole life
For me, it's Athena
wait till you see her in other gear
Jet from Gladiators to host Millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. Must not, repeat must not turn into an all night rave.
kek.
wife
is that a framed headshot of roger moore
Yeah. It's from I'm Alan Partridge.
This series has been poor so far but some of the female gladiators have made zero attempt to stop the competitors.
I prefer beefy crossfit women
this some britbong ripoff?
The British did a version way back in 1992 for a number of seasons. This is a second reboot after 2008.
I think Sky made me like tall women.
Wrap it up Gabby
STARTING
I want to be the meat in a Sabre/Fury sandwich
Barney Walsh is so talented
gigachung i kneel
DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE WITHIN YOU?
DO YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A LION?
DO YOU HAVE THE POWER IN YOUR SOUL?
NOW IT'S TIME TO RACE IT'S FACE-TO-FACE
GET ON THE TRACK NOW.
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW
YOUR FUTURE'S ON THE LINE
ARE YOU A GLADIATOR?
piss off barney
this is a fricking gay thread
and all of you posting here are fricking gay
grow up
*tips virginity*
>chang
>software engineer
>ballerina and frisbee player
Bloody hell
CHUNG
>Ultimate frisbee
>Ballet
Chung got this in the bag
Noice.
I'd like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean!
BIG
CHUNGUS
The pun was about how balls can also mean testicles
Barney came from Bradley's testicles
armletbros..
Apollo can run 100m in just 50 s e c o n d s
what we drinking tonight bros
guinness
legend is definitely the best one
who was the guy who destroyed that lad on the gauntlet, hes based
Think it was Giant
was it bionic or something like that?
Shirking the tackles on Chung
powerball's great cuz lads just get absolutely crunched. not enough juking from the contestants though.
HE LOST HIS SHOE?
proper dross this
bread and circus shite
Is it yeah
You spending Saturday night alone in your smelly bedroom you FAT INCEL c**t?
dave pls go
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Matts son looking devastated
Miring curry lady's jaw
this bird's face looks like she uses roids but her body doesnt
she does, but she has fat on top of the roids
>cant see in one eye
A
LITT
LE
BIT
TOO
AGG
REESSSS
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HUHUHUHUHUHU
BIG
DESI
GLUTES
How the hell do you screenshot so fast?
just have it on the pop out player and when i click on that ctrl alt print screen only copies that little window
Nia fricking blind in one eye
nia is a giant
nia archives
anyone notice they seem to let certain contestants have an easier time
like the gay guy last week winning v viper in like 2 hits which gave him a 10 pt advantage that eroded over the rest of the show
brutal mogging on the presenter by nia
Serving your country doesn't always mean having to participate in combat positions within the military, frens. There are several non-combat jobs that allow you to contribute to the protection of the UK. Here'sa short list of non-combat military jobs to consider
*remember, it is best to get in now while Field positions aren't needed so much. Waiting around will only ensure you are frontline fodder*
>Clinical laboratory scientist
>Laboratory Scientist
>communications specialist
>Medical assistant
>Hospital corpsman
>Intelligence analyst
>Public affairs specialist
>Cryptologic linguist
>Computer programmer
>Tactical aircraft maintenance specialist
>Clinical therapist
>Diver
>Criminal investigator
>Electronics technician
>Judge advocate
>Information systems technician
>Microbiologist
>Environmental scientist
>Nurse
>Civil engineer
>Direct commission engineer
>Intelligence specialist
>Aeronautical engineer
>Research psychologist
>Engineering officer
>Navy physician
Definitely not a recruiter
TOTAL
HOUTHI
VICTORY
>Implying I'd ever die fighting in an overseas sandpit for a ruling class of traitors whilst they wait the war out somewhere cosy
Nah. I'm thinking prison or mental hospital. We pay billions a year for the stocking and maintenance of nuclear weapons that we can use, if pushed, to assure our mutual destruction should a land invasion happen. The ruling classes have eroded our armed forces to the size of a militia. I'll go as soon as every single foreigner has gone. Until then they can frick off. It's their fault we're in this mess.
the desi midge will win this round
lower centre of gravity.
All fricking uggos for this game
Frick you on about Athena and Fury are hot
That little dumpy Greek looking one is not attractive
Haha don't crush me with those biceps Fury noooooo
hi
my wife
shes a lezzer for sure with that hair
I'd like to give Fury a wiener in her eh eh
>height in ft/in
>bicep in cm
Even metricsissies can't stand to use it full time
>actively ignorng the black contestant to try to let them win for once
>she still fails
fricking hell lmao
>only putting one person on the nog
BLM in full action
phwoar
>had to VAR fricking gladiators just to satisfy BLM
surely they could have got someone other than bradley walshes son as co host
id even take a bame
The BBC has a hard on for Bradley for some reason. You can bet having his charisma vacuum son co host was one of his conditions for signing.
they're gonna be forcing barney walsh for a few more years until he manages to become will vest level and then everyone will go "WOW HE'S IMPROVED SO MUCH!" and he'll get i'm a celeb when ant and dec get done for noncing
him and jenas groomed for the future
im so happy gladiators is back
and im so happy to be watching it with you bros
i feel very sad most of the time
but right now i am happy. love you frens
same but /mug/
based (unless youre the format autist)
who is the format autsit
I hope the Walshes are replaced by series 2, jesus fricking christ
I like Bradley Walsh, but he seems unsuited for this show.
He's a close friend of Holly Willoughby's husband. That's why he's getting crammed down people's throats on every show
Willoughby's husband works for ITV, this is BBC.
Reason he's presenting is because old biddies (the main watches of television) froth at the gash for him.
His production company Hungry Bear does Gladiators
matt is a shitter
fella swinging in a straight line doesnt seem to have understood the assignment.
Matt just wanted to be dry-humped by Legend
Very homoerotic way to lose
>swing directly into the lad's open guard
ah yes
The Chung has fallen
DUN DUN DUN
mad to think anyone can look like this by just going to the gym twice a week and eating more chicken and rice
really puts people's laziness into perspective
S T E R O I D S
Even for an Olympic sprinter he's large.
all the gladiators are natty m8
N-no.. it cant be..
he seemed so natty bros..
>this is a nightmare for the BBC
Hate how fake the media is about these sorts of topics. It's insulting to the readers and BBC viewers intelligence. *Everyone*, even the kiddos, knows people who look like that use steroids. It's no different than professional wrestling. The fans don't care. Big muscular people are fun to watch.
Just tren hard bro
I don't think there's been anyone as utterly talentless as Barney on prime time tv. What an absolute fricking charisma vacuum drip he is.
Comet would get it right in the arse from me
ill let her know m8
cor
WHERE IS DIAMOND?????????
Need Dynamite to cradle me
dynamite ToT
>female upperbody strength
>here's your Australian gladiators, bro
lmao what's going on over there?weapons grade zest.
unironically like the capes and shit
grim
Soul
Where are the Abo gladiators
Stealing beer
>The Lads
the tattoos look like shit, only pacific islander gladiators should be allowed to have them. ruins the greco roman aesthetic.
why are some of the men showing off their midriffs?
>that twin tails
Dafuk is that thing??
this one looks like she'd have trouble lifting my massive wiener, how'd she get on the team?
part abbo
Pathetic effort
Nia clearly never learned how to use a swing
wow
thats the wall brother
YOU WILL GO ON MY FIRST
WESSEL
climbing is technique based
if you're on gear with loads of muscle and no formal training in climbing you're genuinely at a disadvantage against a normal chinese man
link me frickers reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's on the beebs
CHUNG
H
U
N
G
They need to change the layout of that wall. I think one person has been caught so far all season.
>you cant imagine what its like here at the top of the wall
m8 hes literally next to you
Used to the power of his ancestors who climbed the Great Wall
climbing game seems too easy
someone wins every week
It's literally a straight line up to the top. All the have to do is not slip and they win.
plus its something you can realistically practice in preparation
yous ever watch the rock climbing at the olympics?
absolute kino
DIAMONDCHADS
diamond's thighs around my FRICKING HEAD
Diamond is here
don't loike these bits
Viper broke character and cracked a smile
They are dumb padding, just like the Walshes attempts at appearing human
diamond looks like a swole sydney sweeney
Diamond is proper filth
frick me
the gf
She's got a nice bum. I wonder how long her legs are.
they are desperate to let this black b***h win lmao
>taking the sock too
Based Diamond
Diamonds
stupid sexy diamond
I won't have this Bradders bashing he's based. Its his personality void of a son that hamstrings him
diamond angrily pulling off my shoe and sock and then tossing me onto the bed
nia is gonna win in duel
t.knower
need snu snu
Chung's got incel rage while Matt is an aging shitter house-husband. Chung is going to win this easy.
matt's been fricking shit throughout, no idea why he's been picked for this show
lad do a webm of the angry girl doing the dance
CHUNGED
can't make webms lad
duel is my fave
It's always a big buildup and then a massive letdown
i love diamond so much i want to cry
you seen her OF?
pls post links
squealing at the wee girl with the pissy face but still doing the disco fever move lmao
matt's a fruit. no balls. no aggression.
Chung will go down in one hit. Ballet ain't gonna do shit.
>2 seconds
sabre sexo
I've claimed Sabre you fricks so hands off
phwoar
tats are a turnoff
nice
I bet she goes like the clappers.
>Sabre arse
Wew
Post it homosexual. Or don't you have a loicense for it?
sabre phowar
Reminds me of LouiseFitCoach
Don't get Bradley Jnr hate. He's got no more or less charisma than his father.
you're just wrong about that, but barney also is just clearly not good at it. his annoying half posh accent, his lack of creativity (just sounds trained) etc, he's just wack and purely nepo
Cheating spook should have been disqualified regardless
Nia just backed herself off the podium
omds look at the cake on athena
absolutely PATHETIC CONTESTANTS
Watch Matt frick up Gauntlet
Gauntlet, aka the most pointless game in existence. Just give them all 10 now.
apologise
I miss Shelley Beattie so much it's not even funny. RIP you beautiful soul.
This is my favourite game. Fricking yeetus deleutus them
Imagine not getting full points, this red guy is fricking useless.
shite contestants
This guy is going to get destroyed by The Eliminator, you can see it coming.
I'm foreseeing an almighty travelator faceplant
Well, as expected I was completely right
Give him a break, he's like 50
>My superior speed will overcome them
bionic and giant are savages
CHUNGED
EVEN CHUNG COULD DO IT, MATT
Lightning would draw megadimes in the gilf porn market.
I'm legitimately impressed
matt is the worst contestant in gladiators history. he's such a massive pussy.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Could you run the female gauntlet bros?
with my hands behind my back
run?
you can tell just by how sabre moves that she fricks like a fricking fighter jet.
How, pray, does a fighter jet frick exactly?
VERTICAL TAKE OFF AND LANDING
>How, pray, does a fighter jet frick exactly?
Frick me the way you speak oozes "homosexual whos never seen a fanny"
Says the man that regularly has sex with inanimate objects
Do you stick your dick in your vacuum cleaner? Do you stuff it into your cars exhaust pipe?
yeah shes filth
the harem
I need Dynamite on a level I don't think any of you either understand or appreciate.
Women are so weak it's tragic.
Its pathetic. That's why I prefer Men
me while running the female gauntlet
women are pathetic
HEEMED
>sabre
KWAB
i still love her
the women contestants are better gladiators than the gladiators
I do wonder if one of the new Glads is secretly trans, it is definitely something the BBC would pull in this new oke age
Nah, they would be gloating endlessly over it
your average Cinemaphilener could probably pin diamond and sabre
can the one eyed girl even do the balance beam
gonna get big and jacked specifically so i can toss around women like diamond.
Secret last round: Matt and Ching street-fight in a dimly-lit carpark
COME ON MATT!!
frick me
CHUNGED.COM
>matt bumping his head trying to copy chung's roll
>misses the rope ladder
lad's a mess. a fricking disgrace to this institution.
CHUNGED
H
U
N
G
E
D
Fricking hell, this Matt is possibly the most tragically shit contestant they've ever had on this.
KWAB
matt you absolute twat
>There is a place in the final for the fastest runner up!
Not you Matt
stop mentioning he's welsh the rugby was embarrassing enough
frick me
HOW DID MATT GET ON THE SHOW
FFS
You have to wonder if there's even a qualifier event
probably a basic fitness test, can you climb a rope/hold your own weight etc
>Failed literally every stunt
FFS Matt
Gay
?si=O8ltJzsj7veKbOHI
ALL RESPECT
LOST
cam on nia
Say what you will, but I'd properly humiliate myself on this too
Of course, but that's why I didn't even try to get on the show; i'm not that fricking stupid.
you haven't applied to be on it thoughever
sharons juicy arse tbqh
>women on the rope
fricking KEK
Women and ropes
Every fricking' time
6' vs 5'4 everyone
GWAN SHARON
Sharan fricking blew it
that was fricking embarrassing. all of it. the entire episode. absolutely horrific. how did any of these contestants get onto this fricking show?
>one of them's fricking crying now
lord above
its fake you moron
them being unable to climb a rope wasn't fake.
Only the stupid shit with Viper is fake
Also Legend. And Nitro being the "nice" one.
I meant when Viper fricked over that guy in the evet. obvs all the bander is forced but only Viper so far has interfered with an actual games outcome
>how did any of these contestants get onto this fricking show?
Producers pick people they think will make good televisions.
Yes, but also no.
sharan letting it fooking slip
>sharon
based ending tbf though, needed it after that load of cack from matt
where is their token sexy redhead amazon?
2, 4, 7
The official Nitro Girl fan rankings have typically been
1. Spice
2. Kimberly
3. Fyre
4. Chae
5. Whisper
6. Tigress
7. A.C. Jazz
8. Tayo
9. Storm (Sharmell)
Switch the top 3 depending on your preference. Fyre is my favorite.
The rest are jabronis and not real official members according to the Spice and Fyre.
no milly
I don't think WCW Nitro ever had a no milly episode even up to the very end.
see you next week lads
5:50 next week, guys.
see ya lads!
small kings, we won
Her waist is nearly up to his chest.
Classic Essex pair
that arse is casting a spell on me
what do we watch now 🙁
Michael mcintyres big show
Flipped over to Cape Verde vs South Africa
for me, its watching inside no 9 episodes like 12 days of christine
got a 5 minute warning on Cinemaphile for posting off-topic. didnt even tell me what post it was for fs.
Bants innit
That's kind of bullshit since the competition parts of the show are real.
>71 posters
the chadiator army grows
this show just depresses me even more knowing i'll never frick or even just snuggle with big strong women ffs
I had a big lass once, 5'11, rock climber, lots of lean muscle. Ruined women for me forever. She was a god. Exile from a better world.
turns out I got a 3 day ban for just greentexting some other lad's post mockingly that was ranting about trannies lmao Cinemaphile is actually dead
Coomerposting aside this show's been so shit so far
>barely any improvised moments from Bradders and Barney (when that's their strong point), barely ther
>Gladiators are either just too affable or are faking a personality worse than even the 2008 version
>well overproduced and rushed, time wasted on flashy effects instead of Bradders kino
>more licenced music than before
>audio in the stadium is a bit shit
>the stadium is too dark, same mistake as the 2008 show
>Clattenburg
>Mowbray
>there seems to be less events, 5 of 8 events per episode = more repetition
Also as Ulrika herself says
>no cheerleaders
are either just too affable or are faking a personality worse than even the 2008 version
The Gladiators are the main characters of the show. Some of them are the faces and some are the heels.