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GLADIATORS SEMI FINALS
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I could take her.
I’d take her to the can
Lads, I hate belly button piercings.
too old
Damn, not a single nonce in Ireland, best part of Britain
You can't be that moronic
Irish propaganda
It's actually Welsh propaganda.
>cardigan and cromer are clean
vvelsh and norfolkanians continue to be spiritual brothers
after all Britain is a nation of immigrants
hope they caught this guy since there's probably a maximum of a half dozen people living in the area
hes behind 7 peruvian proxies
Making threads these is a pain in the dick
>threads these is
Any new images of Sabre, Dynamite, and Diamond being loose?
Took a few pics last night but don't wanna post em tbh
Good afternoon athenabros
>athena
I would eat that ass like an Indian takeaway
Imagine the flavour
This thread underestimates Athena’s sexual powers
Hello /cbb/ bros
waheeeey
what a shit final that was
Mad that anyone would willingly watch Celeb Big Brother in this day and age.
is this the new /brit/
i think its mostly Cinemaphile
I recognise unique posting styles from the /epl/ threads
cloggy has arrived
I wish I had her body sort of inb4 ywnbaw
>oooh ultimate frisbee friend
You guys are MY Ultimate Frisbee Friends
>'I don't have anyone here tonight but the MAPs on Cinemaphile are rooting for me'
Diamond has confirmed she’s playing in Soccer Aid this year
corrr in a shiny spandex kit?
Yes, I have seen the short shorts she'll be playing in
>my Ultimate Frisbee friends…
It's time.
Chungchads this one is in the bag. Diamond a my wife btw
CHUNGLE IS MASSIVE
>Chungchads this one is in the bag.
I wish I could money on him taking the title, I'm pretty certain he's going to be series 1 champ
Is that Dynamite on the far left?
She looks really fricking fat there
I thought that during the match, but on the replay I agreed with the ref
She gave an interview to Manchester Evening News last week saying she’s been deliberately gaining weight during the gap between series.
>deliberately gaining weight during the gap between series.
God I can't wait to see that new found thickness in series 2
weightlifter so she's probably been bulking
dirty bulk. like a wwe wrestler
AY SANTA MARIA
is it a bad angle or does the dude on the right have a really weird frame?
Wide angle lens, everything near the edges gets distorted
>YFW when Diamond crushes you between her thighs
Absolute state of VAR, he clearly used the stick to balance.
Clattenberg is a corrupt bastard wherever he is
Need to lick Marie Louise
Luv Marie-Louise’s fake tan
Cured my racism instantly
marie louise/sabre lesbian porno soon after this series is over
Choose black man
>Marie Louise
I dunno what chances she's actually got of winning but she's certainly my fave, for... reasons
NO JABBING!
I don't understand why no jabbing is allowed? Seems a perfectly legitimate tactic to me?
Maybe they just banned it cos it doesn't make for good telly
>Black woman without an ass
Is there anything lesser?
Not watching, post pics
For me, it's Dynamite
No more Sabre for the rest of the series.
Shes injured.
Final is on BBC next week.
Then the Celebrity Special during the May bank holiday weekend, featuring:
>Sam Quek
>Maya Jama
>Joe Wicks
>Ortis Deeley
>No more Sabre for the rest of the series.
Grim
>No more Sabre for the rest of the series.
But... muh waifu????
>No more Sabre
Just put my foot through the TV and will be sending Auntie Beeb the bill.
My body is ready/
Wolf 🙂
BRING ON THE WALL
me doing the hand thing in the back
That's a huge b***h.
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
Adrians wall?
do you geddit?
CHUNGED.COM
Nitro can't handle the Chungus
>Runs up for a sniff
so basically shes injured cos clattenberg had enough of her teasing her and plapped her into a coma
I need a Diamond gf.
she cant lift me
She freaks me out. Uncanny valley territory.
Probably because of her arms, they look far too long
>Uncanny valley territory.
Think thats called homosexual valley territory
Your mums so fat and ugly she got stuck in the uncanny valley and had to gnaw her arm off to get out
You sure showed him pal
shes 6' so has a huge wingspan
Diamond a cute.
Why does her fella look so unhappy?
its the 'im being mogged' face
Pelvic pain.
>I'm just Dean
Bro wearing the hand-me-down shirts
Reckon Big Chung gonna take it all
HERE WE FRICKING GOOOOOI
>Diamond will never chase you up a wall
Why eve live?
well you never bloody climb walls do you
if you climbed more walls maybe she would, yeah?
can't win the lotto if you don't buy a ticket
Shame she went full lesbinum
>Diamond's arse wobble as she clattered the wall
FRICK
Daily Mail reporting that Dynamite is dating Steel IRL
dynamite cant melt steels beam
Wanna be reincarnated as a yoga mat
The only event I’d be moderately good at would be the Edge.
And even then I’d probably bottle it.
Of course you think you would be good at Edging
this is Cinemaphile after all
You'd win Gauntlet, that's a freebie.
legend is a jobber
Legend hijinks are the highlight of the show
Viper is a failed character, I'll be surprised if we see him again
Agreed
Legend main problem is, he has been too good to go full Wolf mode
Viper can't do mic work so can't be the Wolf character we need.
I need Viper to talk shit, the silent type doesn't work
Exactly! He needs to at least give it a go, otherwise its game over.
greek god i kneel
Legend is fricking too based for this show. He's gonna be an itv2 staple for the next decade
Chungchads, is it over?
It's never over until the Eliminator says it's over
legend is a future love island contestant for sure
we're dung now
thought sabre tore her hamstring
Scottish bawd on the scene
Apollo looks like the comedian/actor Peter Serafinowicz
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN
Fricking finally. I thought I recognised something in him.
MY WIFE
Is this just for coomers then?
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
Sabre ded
Sabre threw herself off cos of her injury last episode, I'm calling it now. Worked shoot.
They probably filmed both semi finals on the same day and did The Edge back to back and out of sequence to save time. She got injured on the one that was filmed last but appeared on the show first.
Having Sabre on is just unfair to the rest of the Gladiators
me at the back right
Based Legend. He's the only gladiator worth watching.
I love Legends arrogance. it's good showmanship
I don't know if Viper is playing a character. He doesn't smile, not even on his personal instagram.
>showman
True, classic antihero / panto villian.
>Viper
It has some potential still even now but wewlad, it can't go on being silent and really putting in a great performance
>it can't go on being silent and really putting in a great performance
yeah I agree with that. maybe show another emotion besides rage. Like shock or fear, it doesn't have to be happy
KWABre
>Sabre
>Sabre
>sabre
onlyfans calls
Probably a good tactic, pretend you're going to run past them and then shove them off
Fine for the women, I doubt Chung would have moved Apollo.
bradley got a laugh out of me for the first time all series...
How?
the turned around ball power..
>This fella
>Stan Collymore
>Sven Goran Eriksson
Are Ulrika didn't really have a type then
If it had a dick, she'd give it a lick
When she was on Gladiators she was 25, so her type was 'physically attractive'
when she had Sven she was older and post-wall so her type was "money"
Dynamite’s breasts have grown about 2 cup sizes since the show was filmed.
Dont' get fooled by bras, mate. Rookie error.
The bulking is working.
pic?
gotta eat big to get big
>NIPPLE
Keep ‘em coming lad
why does she look like 14 years old
cute face
What does that smell like?
She's only like 21 and has a hint of downs
>ywn have a thick as two short planks 6 foot muscley blonde gf
KILL ME
Marie-Louise and Diamond having a little lesbian cuddle in the net there
CHUNG DOWN
Nooooooo
This is the most disappointing news since we found out Sabre wasn’t straight
>we found out Sabre wasn’t straight
Fake news. Show me the evidence. This has been mentioned before and it was never proved.
Still haven't seen proof of this yet..and by proof I mean leaks
>Athena
fricking FINALLY
Ah, my harem has arrived
hopefully she breeds plentifully and creates a superior race of Brits
Those duel towers are so much shorter than the classic show. Bit anticlimactic
Stop posting this thing
ok
fury got trucked there
CHUNGBROS
WE WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
NOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its cos i opened my big mouth, isn't it? cos I was going to put money on him to win.
frick
>Chung fell because he couldn't see where he was going
>should've opened his eyes more hahahahha
Bradley no!
What ethnicity is dynamite?
anglo saxon
>Matt
Are you fricking kidding me
Jet 🙂
OOOOoooOOO
OOO OOOoooOOOOooooo ooooo
😀
athena's on the permabulk
Even if she tried to hug you gently, she’d still probably crush all the air out of your lungs
Please, anon, I can only get so erect
she's plump
She looks like she's got big breasts, tell me it is so
Feeling like ordering a curry for some reason
So this men’s semi final is now a beaten 1st rounder vs some lad who started in the quarters
Yeah I'm thinking this series' competition has started to lose all meaning.
If one of these chuds win, will they have really earned it?
the best ability is availability
these guys are more injury prone than newcastle united
He started in the quarters?
Replaced another injured competitor.
Wasn't even the second fastest runner up, just a complete nobody.
Wait the coloured one or they both replaced injured people?
Let's watch Matt get wrecked in Gauntlet
Why are all the male contestants such substandard specimens up against total gigachads half their age? The women's events are better just because they're more even
The thing with these female gladiators, they probably never tire out in the sack.
They’ll just go and go and go and go and leave you a husk, empty, spent.
You kid, but imagine how hard it will be for your family when they have your funeral and the priest taking the service graphically details your final moments of torment and your screams of terror
I'm pretty sure priests do not go into the details of how you died
If I died like that, I'd specicially request he do
...O-oh no! The horror, please don't do that to me!
Gauntlet is shit
if they're not gonna hit hard, swap it for Pyramid
Matt is such a gayman
Chungies, how did we get replaced with this muppet
Fricking gutted mate, feel like pure shit
Don't understand why they couldn't find a cutie black gladiator that looks like this
hnng
Probably because the women in your pic is weak and unfit, athletically speaking
"Becuase you DELIBERATELY left the gauntlet-"
Yeah because trying to get past a literal giant trying to push you out of the zone is completely under your control
Isn't Matt the one that was absolutely fricking useless?
Yes. He failed the Gauntlet in the heats.
The Gauntlet.
>come watch some slags wrestle eachother
Any webbums of said wrestling?
marie louise using the bunda attack
Diamond, Sabre, Athena, and Dynamite breaking into your hotel room at 1am the night before filming the show and tiring you out so that you’re not at your best during the competition
B-b-b-back that ass up
hosts gimmick should be that they absolutely hate each other
So why is the Gauntlet so fricking easy, Gladbros?
They need to change it up or something because this is becoming a joke.
>Run into Gladiator on the left side
>Spin to the right
>Get through
Shit's boring. Seems like they don't want the Gladiators to hit too hard to push them back so they offer no resistance.
yeah i agree
dunno how to fix it though
her type was 'has a pulse'
it was 5 dudes to get through in the original
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they've definitely been told to be gentle in the current version, free 10 points for everyone
cam on wes
Matt smashing the cargo net
If Matt wins it will be a great injustice
>Falling off the beam
>MATT
>Matt
You get what you deserve
>Matt's face as he fails to get up the travelator
>take your time yeah catch your breath
hear this every single week
>The men have been utter shit, several injuries and getting replaced
I reckon this is intentional from the BBC to make the women look better tbh
Or maybe the men of today are just weak willed wrist limped gays
the women are fighting women roughly the same size as themselves (except diamond)
the blokes have to deal with 6'6 gigachads etc
its why combat sports have size limits
matt is a disgrace to chungs memory
>Get replaced by a guy who can't even be arsed
If I was Chung I'd be catching this guy in the parking lot after the show
Well done Matt, you got to embarrass yourself on two separate occasions.
Chung, whatever happened there
>Matt going up to see Chung's family
>Chung's dad like, "wtf"
Please Marie-Louise, pull it out the bag.
travelator is on our side
It all comes down to the travelator in the end. Always does
Holy shit she did it
Wish granted. Tanchads we in the final!!!
YES YES MARIE-LOUISR
MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE MARIE LOUISE
THE TRAVELATOR WINS AGAIN
>Travel ate her
>Handstands toward you menacingly
gladiators like doing handstands.
kinda wish i could do one
Yeeeeeeeeeees!!!!
time for a boring england game
Yep, I don't know why I'm bothering, I already know it's going to be a complete slurper.
Don't know why I even bother tbh
Really fricking love these threads.
Gonna miss you gladiator appreciators when the show ends next week.
God damn I wish I was fit enough to compete. But at 35 I know I'd never have a chance
we'll be back in 6 months
time for Cinemaphile to watch england draw 0-0
Smug fricking goat. I hate him
>Finals on Easter
Good shit, gonna chow down on chocolate while watching Wesley fricking blow it
Thought a frog was on her head from the thumbnal
If Marie Louise wins next week I want to see her kiss Sabre (she’s clearly into her)
Fantasy match of the century
Can we just say a word about the absolute class act this chap has been all season?
Seems like a genuine nice guy that, should the mood take him, could absolute flatten a competitor
HE'S NOT EVEN THE TALLEST GLADIATOR
He's an inch shorter than Bionic but he's about twice as wide. He's the Gladiator with the largest area therefore Giant fits him.
Gladiatlet cope. Apollo is taller too.
I watch for she
Which one?
yes [spoileer]I just like fit women
I mean, yeah, fair enough.
Is this a contestant or one of the Gladiatrix?
Dynamite
Thanks bro
>They see your ORM
Your webm has Boobs, I'm interested
Diamond rides that lycra high, god bless
never have I needed so badly for Diamond to pin me to the floor.
this is great webm. my goodness
>this is great webm
a great webm. im tired
Goodnight sleepy anon. and goodnight /glad/
A good poke is always the way.
What went wrong for Kerry?
Winegar, right? Spelling's probably wrong.
wine-eggar
PITS!
We need a /glad/ thread on /hr/
Are you asking us for permission, or something?
Don't let your dreams be dreams