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GLADIATORS WEEK 2
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>tfw no 6ft diamond gf
imagine..
Her batting technique was shit
why's this show so popular here? Is it good to have a wank to?
You love big muscular men right.
That Asian bloke is obviously the new Wolf.
yes
Awooga!
Any ilkeston man in? /ourguy/ Jamie owned ilson gym and I still see him around a fair bit, bit of a knobhead back in the day but a lot better now he's dialled back the roids
Take me back
No one will ever top Jet.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VHtNn4slX8U
she was so hot
most of these new female gladiators are ugly
*heems bradley walsh's kid*
SHEFFIELD
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do they pick manlet contestants on purpose to make the gladiators look better
Yes, if it's anything like American Gladiators. Season 1 of American Gladiators they brought in contestants that were equal in size and shape so the gladiators looked less intimidating and contestants won more. After that they started bringing in fit manlets to give them more of an underdog vibe.
>do they pick manlet contestants on purpose to make the gladiators look better
He needs wolf power or he will explode in a shower of pulped yams.
brutal
zoe looks that cbbc girl from back in the day
Would sex both zoe and marie louise
Actually attractive female contestants, how did they get away with this?
SEXO
So they’re continuing with the whole race war aspect?
its a great angle
>worm
Zoe or Marie-Louise??
yes
Sabre has the cheesy WWE entry nailed down
dynamite sexo
>I’d like Sabre to _____ my ____
legdrop
bollocks
crush
balls
the female contestants are legit better at being gladiators than the gladiators
they are all pure sexo and no one can disagree
Even the men?
especially the men
dat norf accent
DO YOU FEEEELL THE POOOWEEER, OF THE GLAAADDIIAATOORRS
what accent is that? Sheffield?
Sounds more Leeds
Leeds/Bradford
Dynamite should be a contender, not a gladiator
>legend
>My superior speed shall best them
Actually does
>JOHN
John you fricked it
Oh n-
>beats you in 1 second
>cuts a babyface promo on you
the white john cena
>tfw blinked and missed John's go
>twice
*immediately runs straight into sabre and plants face in her crotch*
One of us
wish sabre would put her sweaty feet in my face
>post yfw you realise John looks exactly like Limmy
>Sabre
>Fury
>Dynamite
Just imagine the foursome
>ynw growl at sabre’s growler
>FURY
daft bird was showing off instead of picking up free points
Lost herself 3-6 points there.
based
Love the Reebok pumps.
>Viper
john redemption arc
The gauntlet must be the easiest task
If you’re wondering where the lady Gladiator “Comet” is, she tore her ACL in one of the early days of filming and isn’t in many episodes this series
what is it with women and knee injuries
EH!? Hivemind
Women and their ACLs, always tearing them.
she’s actually in my bed and im tearing her VAG up
I'm just here for Sabre
>the white wolf
DIAMOND SEXO
Gotta feel bad for Viper, having to always look like he needs to have a shit.
AHHHHH FRICKING HURRY UP AND MARRY ME DIAMOND YOU DUMB SLAG
Gauntlet is piss easy
It seems easier in this new series compared to the old 90's show.
gauntlet is just free points
need diamond to physically dominate me
>I'll never be little spooned by Diamond
why even live?
How does anyone even lose Gauntlet it's shit
Guy last week got his knee destroyed so theres that
>Oh no, Diamond you've pinned me in your zone
brutal mogging
sovl
Wouldn't like to run in to Shadow down a dark alley.
how would you tell?
The most pathetic way to lose Duel
>Literally kneels to the Gladiator
I stand corrected
bionicle chads we won
best way to win duel is to play defensively
Absolute mogging
john doing the stanky leg
those fricking eyes
lads I want you to imagine this. diamond looking up to you eye to eye as she is blowing you
For a 6ft muscular girl she has a nice face.
i kneel
NIPPLES
Just FYI, the shower room cam starts from next week’s show
Worth paying the license fee for that
>Viewing figures for Gladiators quadruples
how is Marie Louise darker than Zoe?
Working class Irish lasses love fake tan
coomer bradley
Used to love the wall
>legend cuckitini
Which gladiator do you want to see start an OnlyFans?
not diamond because she is my wife
diamond already has one so sabre
source
Legend is actually making me kek
only one with personality
what about le jovial dancing black man?
N
that comes as standard
Nitro and Jake getting a room
>a silly family tv show on Saturday night is the most enjoyable thing I’ve watched in ages
Explain?
Makes a nice change from the shit panel shows or Michael McIntired variety trash
sports entertainment
Little to no woke pandering coupled with women in shiny lycra
Athena, will never happen though since she's Indian
Ngl I’d love to see some lezzie action in that locker room
Actually driving me insane that Mark emphasises "whistle" and not "first" or "second"
the women gladiators are hot but useless
they just got some ig models/only fans girls
Sabre and Diamond are fairly competent.
Did the women have a different wall?
Why are there two?
shorter arms so shorter distance between the handles needed
lots of white marks on comet’s face and neck
my dried semen
John is pathetic
That wasn’t a 1.5 second gap between whistles
Seemed quick last week too. Probably edited.
>John
john heemed himself on that bar
HOT
GAYYYYYYYYY
Keep it together John
Marie Louise defo does anal
That was like 1 second
ropechads we won
everyone remember when Zoe shoe came off climbing coooor
nah i cant think that far back
mary loise runs like a moron
>Women
GAAYYYYY
Perfect for you, then!
kino
Love the travelator
I wish they didn't slow down the travellator. Demeans the whole competition
Would (Yoi) beat the travellator?
I once walked the wrong way up an escalator, tripped and fell. store worker saw me but pretended he didn't
cya next week coomers
See you same time next week, anons?
yes
Aye.
5, 6, 4, 2, 8, 3, 1, 7
Agreed?
So the reboot is just a rehash with a cast of regular "gladiators"? They should have made it open to the public like ninja obstacle challenges. Less pizazz more contest.
7 > 6 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 8 > 5
need more sweaty Zoe soles on show