The Lifetime movie about Feldman and Haim is hilarious, Feldman had some amount of creative control so his dramatic child abuse scene is having all-night sex with some hot 22 year old woman while Haim is getting blown and buttfricked by men the whole time
I’ll bet there will at the very least be chicks there undoubtedly, for some reason millennial girls love this guy both ironic or unironically for some reason. I don’t think anyone actually likes his music though
I should probably add context- that venue has three rooms/stages, called Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell. It's just a naming convention, it doesn't even have anything to do with the theme of the rooms. Heaven is a bigger room than Hell so maybe he thought he deserved that, but the excuse is weird. I still think his ass was chapped about Macon.
Interesting. The venue he's playing here, Lemonade Park, is literally just a flatbed trailer with a stage in a small gated field. Hopefully he's gotten more humble in the last year
I wouldn't bet on that, but I'll bet his wallet has gotten lighter after the divorce. His pride's quite a horse pill, but now he's got more incentive to swallow it.
Dude got railed so hard as a kid his brain flipped a switch to make him full schizo as a bizarre coping mechanism. Many such cases the artist formerly known as Ellen Page
Corey needs a verse on the inevitable remix of Feel Like Bam. He could rap about being naked on a slip and slide too except at neverland ranch rather than the family fun center
I used to direct music videos and I’ve seen way worse.
You’d be surprised by how many artists just refuse to learn to lip sync because they are too lazy to practice or feel they “already know how to sing the song, how hard could it be?”.
Usually they wise up by the time a performance in front of an audience happens, but Corey is too much of a baller to care about that. I’m sure he’ll insist it was live.
I used to think he just did this as some sort of “le ironic funny artist act”, but he actually seems mentally ill. He was just some nerdy kid actor, why does he think he has to be some mj impersonator, if he can’t sing or dance? This is the same weirdness as if that boy from Icarly suddenly tries to become a soundcloud rapper, fails, doesn’t give up and 30 years later still performs in small clubs and bars dressed as someone from 2016
Ok
Oh my God. WE’RE BEING HACKED IN REAL TIME
is that the come back king?!
why did he do it?
He had nothing to lose
and everything to gain
psyop to discredit the child trafficking truth movement.
Dude knows how to throw a party
Imagine the smell.
His ex wife was in Playboy and had two pussy rings.
School on Saturday... no class.
>tfw u will never become Bageuze
Why won’t the world just accept him as MJ?
KING TUT
>there are sexual predators in Hollywood
>no. I won't name them to protect others
The Lifetime movie about Feldman and Haim is hilarious, Feldman had some amount of creative control so his dramatic child abuse scene is having all-night sex with some hot 22 year old woman while Haim is getting blown and buttfricked by men the whole time
I'd do the same for my best friend were he gone. I'd hope he'd do the same. One more goof for the grave.
that sounds pretty funny tho
ASCENSION
seriously what the frick were these morning shows thinking booking this lunatic
I can't believe i ignored ascension millennium for years, its so much worse than i imagined
Should I go for it guys? $25 ain't bad
I would
It really does seem like a once in a lifetime meme moment
I’ll bet there will at the very least be chicks there undoubtedly, for some reason millennial girls love this guy both ironic or unironically for some reason. I don’t think anyone actually likes his music though
If he does the dubstep crab dance it will be worth it
If he sings Ascension yeah for $125 his angels girls better blow though
I really do wanna see what type of person buys the VIP pack
Don't hinge your plans on it too much, he's a fickle b***h. He pulled pic related after getting laughed at too noticeably in Macon.
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What the hell
I should probably add context- that venue has three rooms/stages, called Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell. It's just a naming convention, it doesn't even have anything to do with the theme of the rooms. Heaven is a bigger room than Hell so maybe he thought he deserved that, but the excuse is weird. I still think his ass was chapped about Macon.
Interesting. The venue he's playing here, Lemonade Park, is literally just a flatbed trailer with a stage in a small gated field. Hopefully he's gotten more humble in the last year
I wouldn't bet on that, but I'll bet his wallet has gotten lighter after the divorce. His pride's quite a horse pill, but now he's got more incentive to swallow it.
GO
4
IT
ALL SHE WANNA DO IS WORK
ALL HE WANNA DO IS WORK
NOW WATCH FELDMAN TWERK
I remember being like
1) They couldn't get Snoop Dogg?
And
2) Did he really just say that?
Why get Snoop when they could get Doc Ice from *checks notes* Whodini?
I have never watched the entire thing before (still haven't) and I skipped to this guy. I can't believe its real
This was so funny. I still remember the threads when it happened.
How did this schizo trick people into letting him on national television?
To discredit the 100% real paedo shit.
What are we looking at here anon
https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/MAP32:_Go_4_It_(Plutonia_2)
this a unreal 3 map?
Go4it.
You're welcome OP
hard to believe this isn't a skit or something
Dude got railed so hard as a kid his brain flipped a switch to make him full schizo as a bizarre coping mechanism. Many such cases the artist formerly known as Ellen Page
I burst out laughing when he hit this move
I recently went back and watched several of the 80s movie he was in at his peak and he stinks in all of them.
He's a legend for Lost Boys alone
ACCESSION
M I L L E N I U I U M
Corey and Bam NEED to link up
Corey needs a verse on the inevitable remix of Feel Like Bam. He could rap about being naked on a slip and slide too except at neverland ranch rather than the family fun center
>"Go for it.... go for it..."
>"I still got... the moves..."
any Always Sunny fans in the house?
when Frank hears Corey Feldman jams, he has to dance (3 different episodes)
reminder that he's been trying this shit since 1992
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1989
And this is unironically decent
Sad he lost the magic
lmao that's the worst lip-syncing I've ever seen
I used to direct music videos and I’ve seen way worse.
You’d be surprised by how many artists just refuse to learn to lip sync because they are too lazy to practice or feel they “already know how to sing the song, how hard could it be?”.
Usually they wise up by the time a performance in front of an audience happens, but Corey is too much of a baller to care about that. I’m sure he’ll insist it was live.
I used to think he just did this as some sort of “le ironic funny artist act”, but he actually seems mentally ill. He was just some nerdy kid actor, why does he think he has to be some mj impersonator, if he can’t sing or dance? This is the same weirdness as if that boy from Icarly suddenly tries to become a soundcloud rapper, fails, doesn’t give up and 30 years later still performs in small clubs and bars dressed as someone from 2016
i've seen worst honestly